How to survive in a terrorist apocalypse (AUS/UK Edition)

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By going back to pol and staying there!

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>>34091508

>>34091508
map to UN safe zone
rape whistle (for when you get there)

>>34091508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS0vyLD9GTQ

>>34091508
Fuck me mate are you a degenerate

>>34091569
It's not a progressive board in any sense of the word.
It's just not a haven for neo-nazis, communists, white supremacists, or whatever the fuck /pol/
s fetish is this month.

Get a license for a shotgun. Get a double-barrel twelve gauge.

>>34091748
>commmies
>neo-nazi
>white supremacy
You've never been on /pol/ have you?

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considering that a police squad with a helicopter was just called in to shut down a karaoke party for RACIST SONGS in the UK just now:

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/bin-laden-song-police-party-13097525

and the muslim rape gangs in nearly every town in the UK

I think you have your own gov to worry about first. or your comfy coward countrymen

>>34091508
preventative measures ala brevik are probably your best bet

>>34092180
>http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/bin-laden-song-police-party-13097525
Why is her blood not in the street?

>Literally a terrorist uprising with people going door to door and killing civilians and barricading themselves inside towns.

Dude, you live in Middle East or something?

>>34091508
what the fuck is a terrorist apocalypse? Do you really think some dune coons with cars full of fertilizer are going to throw the whole world into chaos all at once?

>>34091508
>how to survive a terrorist attack

Load up and shoot em.

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>>34091569

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>>34091508
This loadout fucking sucks and is triggering me.

Buy a can of axe and a lighter

>>34092277
it's also happening in the philippines right now.

Don't underestimate a baseball bat. Always keep a ball and glove with it so you can say it's for sporting purposes.

Get some guns, it's not that hard if your not a total autistic.

>>34096847
Or 11 years old.

>>34091508
>A terrorist uprising with people going door to door and killing civilians and barricading themselves inside towns.
>In Australia
Top kek. Our Muslim population is under 3% and set to stabilise at below 5%. With those sort of numbers all you need for a "Muslim uprising" loadout is a good length of rope and a hooded white bedsheet.

Not that it's not too high, but you should fight them with emails and phone calls to your local parliamentarians, Shorten, Turnbull and the various crossbench senators.

>>34093061
>I AM SILLY

I didnt realize people still made these.

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>>34093061

>>34091508
1st buy some steel recap boots or trainers. Hidden and instantly change kicks from "ow" to broken bone.

2nd stop being fucking paranoid. I'm a Britbong and we aren't that paranoid of the non reflectives

>>34092028
>implying hes wrong

>>34091569

ITS ALWAYS ISLAM

ITS ALWAYS ISLAM

ITS ALWAYS ISLAM

ITS ALWAYS ISLAM

>>34092028
But that is literally all /pol/ is, is a bunch of stormfront swastika-communists claiming to be anything other than what they are.
They all need to get the helicopter for thinking anything other than democracy and laissez-faire capitalism with no 'muh safety nets' is the answer to society's problems.

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>>34098161
But it always is.

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>>34098187

>>34098226
What, pray tell, does anarchy have to do with democracy and capitalism?
And how exactly would living in a fascist society solve any of these problems without bringing others like, oh I dunno, losing the right to bear arms, rebel against an unjust government, freedom of speech, yknow, all that important shit, since I know that's what you're trying to jab at with this, since you think you're so clever by posting screencaps instead of coming up with an actual argument?

>>34098105
At least you admit JIDF, feminazi, niggers etc. are poop.

But don't pretend making a face like us and debating some evil conspiracy against superior men makes you normal like us, loser.

Hahaw you just know we shit at you.

>>34098281
Try speaking english, Paco. It's generally considered polite to learn the local language when you illegally immigrate somewhere.

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>>34098238
ignore him or you get buried under a mountain of fallacy laden images he collected on /pol/

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>>34098238
> and what Pray tell
Whew lad

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>>34098433

>>34091508
Firearms/ammo, food, water, medical supplies and a good melee weapon like a baseball bat. Firearms should be top of your list.

>>34098457
>baseball bat

fucking hell go back to zombie survival forums or something.

You want a hatchet, because it does more than just fill your melee weapon slot

baseball bat is 100% dead weight and space and doesn't fit well into kits.

>>34093122
stab can of axe, light, throw

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