/k/onstitutions

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>>34090881
Life is suffering

>>34090925
I like Maine
t. Washingtonian
Someone post our cuckscadia constitution

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>>34090942

Where's the best place to shoot in Kansas City?

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>>34090954

>>34090881
>float trips
Funny because true.

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>>34090881
Inna desert shooting is best shooting.

TFW MA
RIP in pepperoni, muh 10rd mag limits
I really need to move to VT

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anybody know of any outdoor ranges other than ocala

shits far

>>34090958
Troost Ave.

>>34091056
fuck you

>>34091117
>no mention of the titty on the flag

disappointed

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>>34090881

>>34091184
What state is that?

>>34091184
Thanks for the wind.

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>>34091193
>flag says "Commonwealth of Kentucky"

>>34091193
Kentucky

Anyone got a Michigan one?

Is there one for Georgia?

>>34091125
I believe there's one here in Lee county. Ocala and central Florida are the tits though only fun place in florida

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>>34091227

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Spotted this the other day

Everything is breddy gud here in Virginia

Has anyone made a Tennessee /k/onstitution?

>>34091525
mmm, cheerwine.

>>34091114
Source older pre-ban magazines if they were made for your firearm. Agree that it is a pain though.

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Requesting CO and AZ

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Requesting Iowa

>>34091570
sipping on some right now whilst eating a bbq sandwhich; with slaw in it of course.

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>>34091624

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>>34091618

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Requesting Oregon

>>34091630
outdated one, but thanks, stupid, awsome legislature improving our laws and outdating our memes

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Not posting the better version...

Is there one for Hawaii?

>>34090967
You forgot
>Muh serial killers
>Muh forests
>There's an eastern Washington?
t. Washingtonian

Who has the NH one

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>>34091810
It's outdated, but here you go.

>>34091814
WHy is there no Sig or LL. Cote

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>>34091125
>>34091230
cecil webb is up by north port but it kinda sucks unless you go to rapidfire days, ROs are cunts most of the time
t. florida man

>>34091661
>not a single peach anywhere to be seen
cmon man you literally can't go a single county without seeing a peach tree field somewhere

>>34091831
There's a sig in his holster

>>34090881
you should honestly pull Mizzou off there.

and make Midway bigger. Also CMMG, and SKD Tactical.

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>>34091158

>>34090967
Wtf are straps?

>>34091947
I live in NW GA. There aren't really that many up here, as far as I've seen.

Where's the Mississippi one?

>>34092291
You forgot to mention
M A G C A P S
A
G
C
A
P
S
Your state is going to be California 2.0 in the next 15 years.

>>34090967
You forgot
boeing
wizards of the coast
valve and gaben
along with based east washington

Also yeah fuck king county.

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>>34091640
Feels good living in a green state. Too bad it isn't a true "green" state.

No AR CAN SAW?

>>34090925
You forgot
>Fuck Ticks

>>34090881
Where the fuck is the Tennessee one? I've never seen it.

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>>34091056

>fuck lawrence
>picture of a jayhawk

You forgot fuck Johnson county.

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>>34091093
Lived in Las Vegas for 22 years. It is truly turning into East California and I fucking hate it.

>>34092905
What are the decent neighborhoods in Vegas? When I was driving around, there seemed like a whole lot of ghetto in that town to me.

>>34093003
Henderson, Green Valley, Summerlin, Mountain's Edge and lone mountain are where I would look to live.

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Post Arkansas pls

>>34090942
>>34090956
true to form and state, theyre both lame.

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>>34093439

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>>34091564
>>34092870
All I could find.

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>>34092581

>>34093482
Mustard/vinegar based bbq is best bbq

>>34091125
Wyoming Antelope Club

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>>34090942
>>34090956
New and updated

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>>34094432

>>34093473
Thanks man, that's pretty on point.

>>34094432
You forgot Arby's...

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Requesting Rhode Island

>>34094501
I was not aware of the history there. Kinda strange because i'm not far from all the origins. Guess i'll have to add it.

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Rare anon coming through.

>>34094549
I no shit forget that nebraska exists for long periods of time until i see the name written somewhere

like i will be trying to remember which state is where nebraska is and then i just kinda say fuck it, it's probably not important

>>34090881
Fuck imos.

Shit is

also need to add midway usa, sierra, and graffs to your flag.

>>34094602
>it's probably not important
nope, nothing to see here

>fuck off we're full

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>>34094432
>>34094501
Updated again.

>>34094605
midway is on there

>>34091947
dude what part of GA have you been to? I see hardly any peach trees, plenty of peanuts and cotton though

>>34092592
>Cali
DON'T REMIND ME
FUCK THOSE FUCKING HIPPIE BASTARDS YOU ALREADY RUINED ONE STATE DON'T RUIN THIS ONE

>>34093003
Green valley,
Anything south of the 215, and west of 95 .
Summerlin, red rock, mountains edge, spanish trails, ect.

>>34092635
Fuck your /n/ boeing .
MO boeing is the /k/ boeing.

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Sorry wrong one.

>>34091628
>tfw yankees keep moving down to charlotte/Triangle area and are trying to turn NC into NJ

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Stuck in CA for a few years because military orders. at last half of it or so ill be deployed but fuck I cant wait to go back to Washington

>>34094815

SC has such a great gun culture, but hardly a fucking place to shoot either public or private

>>34094867
>not owning land


DESU, it does suck unless you got a piece of the pie. Luckily i got friends that farm and if your a member most hunting clubs will let you use it like a range during the summer.

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>>34094854
>also from Washington
>live right by oregon border, but on the cali side
it aint fair

>>34094832
kek

>>34090881
Can someone post Texas

>>34091355
I came here to post this. I'd kill for a detroit style deep dish right now.

>>34092592
You can literally buy standard cap mags at the store. Nearly every sheriff in the state straight up said they wouldn't enforce it.

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>>34095886

Got you covered, partner.

>>34095961

I know it's a meme to hate on oklahoma here but I'd seriously rather have 100 okies than 1 fuckin' californian.

>>34095980

I support the secession of Jefferson. I am deeply sorry that you folk are enthralled to SoCal.

>>34091630
I'm actually offended there's no mention of Brownell's

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>>34090881
Yee Yee! Show that Missouri Pride boy!

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Just saying it now
Sheetz>Wawa

>>34094646
>timp in the background
Utah Valley is best valley. Also kek'd at wojack in Sunday best

>>34097986
Sheetz is for poorfags, and their food is crap.
Wawa>>>>>Sheetz

>>34091630
> God emperor branstad

This needs to be updated BADLY.

Have we ever actually managed to get all 50 states in one of these threads?

Can we get a template? If any anon would be so kind to post one.

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>>34094549
>>34094602
>>34094621

Alternate version

>>34091056
Kansas also has hoppes. Overland park I think

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I want to die.

>>34091840
Does Cecil Webb have rentals?

>no one ever does Illinois

>>34094832
>Background image shows the least populated part of ND
>most of population lives on the east side plains
>tfw live in Fargo
life is suffering

>>34099197

No.

>>34091168
No thank you

>>34095992
Socal is best Cal!
Just remove LA and San Diego. Just leave me, my pre-ban AR, and my high desert alone!

>>34099185
>Britain Of America
>Maryland
>When Minnesota exists

>>34099689
What did he mean by this?

>>34091814
>Let us lecture you on Obama
I don't think that's outdated.

>>34095951

Those sheriffs won't, but they'll be replaced eventually by commiefornian transplants in the next 5 to 10 years.

Look at Durango. I swear every silver spoon upper class SoCal cocksucker moved there after their state turned to shit. Now go there and look at all the cars with Obama bumper stickers, then you'll see where I'm coming from.

>>34100525
Minnesota is full of sanddindus

Is there one for Oklahoma?

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>>34094531
For you

>>34101964
Can't own NFA items in RI. NH and ME are truly the freest of the Yankee states.

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>>34100528
It's outdated because constitutional carry is now the law in New Hampshire.

>>34100921

>>34099200
Its pretty sad since we have pretty decent laws considering the liberal epidemic too

>>34091814
Holy fuck I have been to Riley's gun shop to buy my CZ and that motherfucker would not stop talking. I agreed with him on most things but still he wanted to shove his ideology down my throat. Thank God I am closer to Original Bob's in Seabrook.

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>>34099200

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Fuck Portland

>>34102355
Decent for the state with the third-largest "diverse" urban sprawl. It's progress tho, keep voting to say "Fuck Chicago."

>>34102482
Objectively shit because it can't even keep straight what to muh and what to fuck.

>>34099185
tfw frederick county

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Anyone have the clean format??

Requesting Indiana
Who Hoosier bro here?

>>34102604
It's not like the apes care about state elections anyways

>>34091661
Georgian here. Glock is fucked. I carry an AKM and Walther P38. Get this constitution out of here.

>>34091125
Ocalafag here
Even in Ocala it's still an hour out and always crowded. The biggest reason I'm looking to get property is so I can fuck off and shoot on it.
You'd think there would be more places equipped to handle rifles around here.

Anyone got Wisconsin?

Needs to be one for CA that has tears and a sign that simply reads "save yourselves" or "please help"

>>34099200

Nobody wants to live in Illinois thats why everyone is leaving

>>34091947
what the hell kinda georgia are you in.

>>34092565
what county?

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>>34103373

>>34095961
>larue
dude c'mon

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>>34094571
Fuck off, Delaware is a government conspiracy.

>>34090881
Requesting Idaho plox

>>34099443
kill yourself Satanist

>>34090958
Check out Centerfire shooting sports, it's on the Kansas side though. In olathe or lenexa I think. They have a good range, friendly staff, and lax rules(for an indoor range), as long as you're safe and not a jackass. No steelcore though. Rental selection is okay. They will order pretty much whatever you want. Most of your gun store clerk stereotypes in each flavor. Literally never had an issue there.

My wife and I go on their 'date night' once in a while where lane fee's are half price and the place is normally empty minus a few people, but it does get busy as hell on the weekends. I'm sure there are better stores out there, but it's the best option I have found in the KC area

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>>34103449

Which states don't have one of these?

>>34104244
Hawaii? Maybe one of the tiny northeastern states?

>>34094432
>>34094639
>muh unpredictable weather
Holy shit this. Also, human trafficking.

>>34104195
>>34103449
I'll see if I can do one after work tomorrow

>>34091335
Aces are no more. Most people have full operator beards. I've never seen anyone wear a kilt. The go to ATV for moose/caribou is the Polaris Ranger 6X6. I wish we had a do-over but I don't want to insult whoever made that because at least they tried.

>>34091125
Gate rifle pistol club in jacksonville and theres a good outdoor place in st augustine iirc

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>>34102504
Fuck portland

>>34090942
>please save us
This.
>>34094639
>Muh Amish
The only redeeming thing about this state. God bless Miller's Bakery.

r/ ing the one for New York,even though i know first hand how hellish it is here :(

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>>34097986
Here's an improved Pa /k/onstitution i made

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>>34093473
Good to see that someone took my half-assed constitution and made something out of it. Pic related

TENNESSEE
WHERE!!

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>>34090881
This has been modified since I first posted it like 4 years ago, but I approve of most of the changes. I think the battle flag is redundant though.

>>34094472
Need to add;
>Muh hunting
>Muh fishing
>Muh ATV/Dirtbike trails
>Snow
>More snow
>Muh DPMS

>>34091184
Needs a
>fuck Louisville

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>>34090881
Best state

>>34100718
>they don't realize that the increase in democratic voters is greater than the amount of total transplants let alone the ones that come from California

Nobody likes to admit this

>>34091216
> TFW Moved from Ohio to Kentucky in the Army and loved it

>>34091184
I fuckin love ale 81s and work for riverview coal

>>34103508
Best state

Foreigner here, why all the hate for Ohio? I went there once it was nice.

>>34106976
>Foreigner here, why all the hate for Ohio? I went there once it was nice.

>camera pans back from OPs computer
>his eyes open slowly
>the creeping realization that he's still in ohio begins to set in
>tears stream down his cheeks and he begins sobbing as chubby ohio girls begin climbing the walls of the cave he was hiding
>he thought he left ohio
>but nobody ever leaves ohio

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>>34104758
The Carhartt is a dead ringer though.

I'll forgive the Aces hat because plenty of Anchorfags still sport the hats.

I thought he was wearing shorts though, because that short/sweater or short/jacket combo is 100% Alaska in March or October.

>>34091117
>>34091665

jeebush guys we can do better than this

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>>34094605
Hadn't seen the Imo's version. Someone removed BassPro (why?) and added Imo's.

>>34094639
>Still praising the Great Lakes Christmas Ale
>Even after they lost the recipe and it hasn't been the same since the guy who created it moved to Thirsty Dog Brewing in Akron
>Not knowing that the Old GLCA is now the 12 Dogs of Christmas Ale
plebian

>>34107220
tbizzlehizzle I haven't actually drank the stuff myself in a few years now, just really not much of a beer guy as it is. But people still seem to treat it like tradition so I went with it.

>>34091056
as someone who grew up in the Southwest, kansas's complete lack of mountains or hills terrifies me. absolutely no natural cover.

>>34094854
where the fuck is the southwest
texas is not the southwest, and AZ/NM/CO/NV are god tier states

>>34091814

Needs an update on the constitutional carry, and also.

>fuck portsmouth
>fuck keene
>Just fuck SoNH
>flatlander squatters fuck off.

>>34091661
are there any outdoor ranges near north east metro atlanta, or am i gunna have to buy some property

>>34107508
needs
>muh weed
>muh tourist traps
>fuck flatlanders (but not their money)
to be desu

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>>34090881

Proud to be a missourian.

>>34092073

Agree here wholeheartedly. Mizzou has gone downhill quite a bit since all the protesting took place.

>>34090888
All worth it for dat taylor ham

>>34091947
Where the hell you live. I've lived along the entire coast of GA and ain't seen a damn peach orchard. Nothin but peanuts, cotton, and tobacco.

>>34091355
Does Michigan have more pizza places than other states or are those just places semi-exclusive to Michigan? I've lived in Michigan my whole life and never noticed anything special about our pizza.

>>34109138
Well you've got Detroit deep dish pizza, which is that square pizza modeled after what the factory workers used to make in the paint ovens during lunch in the parts trays.

>>34090888
>((((shall issue))))

>>34094724
You say that like there's no aircraft besides the F-18, but NM and WA Boeing both have military side, WA just has commercial as well.

>>34102308
Have you been to Riley's lately?

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>>34102504
Fuck Portland!

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>>34103662
Made a transparent one, senpai.

>>34104811
Wtf I live in st auggy how did I not know this

>>34109138
No way, Chicago is probably pizza capitol of the world for both number of restaurants and concern for quality (will not enter the debate as to actual quality here) as someone who has lived in both places.

>>34095961
Fuck California , and wheres H-E-B

>>34106976
I was born here and I'll probably never leave, maybe this state has given me Stockholm syndrome. There's a few fun things you can do around here, we have pretty good gun laws and most folks are pretty nice but the reality is this fuckin place is falling apart. I just went to the funeral of a family member who killed himself. I know people addicted to meth and heroin. I know plenty of people who have been homeless or in prison. Nearly everyone around here is an alcoholic. Basically for a variety of reasons this state has a surplus of degenerates and unfortunately this includes most of my family.

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>>34103508

>>34091093
Had a friend who lived in Anthem

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>>34103166
>Indiana
219 here.

/k/anuck here, someone do ontario pls

>>34094432
>>34094639
for those that dont know, "touchdown jesus" (as he was affectionately known as) was a large statue outside of a church on i-75. his hands were spread open to the sky as seen in the pic, hence his nickname.
with 1.21 jiggawatts of irony, the statue was hit by a bolt of lightning and burned to the ground. not joking.

Anyone have the Montana one?

>>34099230
>>34094832
such is life, but at least our gun laws are as uncucked as possible

>>34105972
Idahoan
Can confirm

>>34099185
life is pain.

>>34111309
the worst part is it got much worse after I was finally old enough to buy guns

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>>34091117

>>34111360
>obispo

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>>34090925
>we <3 Lepage

Speak for yourself. The guy is a fucking retard and the only good thing he's done for the state is constitutional carry. Every other time he opens his fat mouth, something moronic dribbles out and makes our entire state look bad

>>34106992
>The Carhartt is a dead ringer though

The same could be said for Mainers as well however

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>>34111256

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>>34090925

Any alternate versions?

Anyone have an upstate NY and new Amsterdam? (fuck downstate)

>>34105972
Serious question- How's things around Idaho Falls?

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>>34102308
if you're ever in the tulsa area get yourself a fat guy's burger. make sure to get one with 3 patties. shit will give you diabeetus but it's worth it.

>>34102504
tfw you have to live in portland because your wife teaches here

fuck i hate this place i wanna go back to ohio

>>34094854
Michigander here, sadly not familiar with the appearance of the Michigander in this pic. Can someone explain it for me?
t. Sheltered Ann Arborite

>>34091661
>Dawgs
>No muh Varsity
>No muh Walking Dead bullshit
>No muh Crispy Creme
>No muh airport
>No muh Coca Cola
I don't like this

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>>34112590
I don't know, but Idaho Panhandle is comfy

>>34112950
>Crispy Creme
>Not Krispy Kreme

>>34091618
Seconding COlorado. I do not have such.

>>34103166
>>34110783
812 reporting in

>>34112590
I live in Boise so I wouldn't know. I do love Coeur d'alene however and McCall/Cascade is still great.

>>34093608
Eyyyyy

>>34102355
It depends.
A lot of the Berniebros can actually be turned pro-gun. Just be polite about it, and you can convicne quite a few of them to go shooting with you. Just go to a decent range outside of the city if you live there.

>>34102482
Also, you forgot Eye-talian beefs, Boeing, Starved Rock, Springfield Armory, and Lake Michigan.

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>>34105189
>No Sarco
>No NFA OK
you can do better fellow PA fag

I AM ONLY ONE AWAY FROM COMPLETION.

MASSASSASCHUSETTSETES GET IN HERE.

>>34109372PLEASEUSE

>>34113449
pretty sure the constitution is banned in Massachusetts

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>>34113449

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>>34109372
thanks bro

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New Mexico comin in hawt like dice at an Indian casino

>>34094571
Been looking for this for ages anon, thanks

Requesting Upstate NY?

>>34094432
>muh unpredictable weather
>those road construction barrels
Good job anon

>>34113771
The list is shit. It could be better.

>>34110783
Man, I miss White Castle. Grew up in 219 and left for the West. At least we have solid Mexican food.

>>34106976
I think it's really just because we somehow acquired the mantle of "designated flyover state filled with corn and hicks" even though we're one of the most urbanized states in the union.
I personally think it's nice here, if a bit boring. I do occasionally like to wonder what it would be like to live in some of the other states, but a fair deal of them seem like they'd be worse to live in.
Living an hour away from Cedar Point is a plus too I guess.

>>34107586
Visit northwest Ohio if you want something almost spookier. Imagine the flatness of Kansas, but everything is also a floodplain.

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>>34113520
Love you willingly.

>>34095992
it is literally one of the rings of hell living in Kommiefornia

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>>34091642

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I'm moving to Oregon and fuck Portland. The whole left coast is one natural disaster away from being wiped off the map.

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>>34094807

>>34091570
Sorry Anon, but Cherry Lemon Sundrop is where it's at son.

>>34099185
you have a neat flag atleast

>>34091814
love it. the White Mountains aren't hills though. they're smaller mountains...but anyone who has hiked them can assure you, they're not hills

>>34094845
Well, we were keeping them safely gerrymandered and out of harms way except for the stupidity of the triangle and Charlotte themselves...

>>34106992
>>34104758
OC guy here. I went with the Honda since most of my family has at least one over the age of ten; they just don't die. I tried to draw shorts for the above-zero temperature implication, but it did kinda come out as a kilt plus stubbylegs since I can't draw for shit. As for the Aces hat, what else could it have been? We don't exactly have many sports teams, and there's already a local beer representation. Gib ideas pl0x.

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>>34109272
top kek

>>34090942
>that many astronauts
>desperate to get away from ohio

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Get me out of this shithole

>>34114263
>I'm moving to Oregon
Don't.

>>34114456
Then stop me, faggot. My whole family is moving there, aunt, uncle, sister, and parents.

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>>34114276

>>34114454
>CA:how many levels of democrat are you on pham?
>I don't know, like three, maybe four.
>CA:You are like a little baby

>>34113117
Where do you go to shoot in Boise? I usually just go out behind the airport

>>34110783
317
Out you country heathens, long live Indianapolis

>>34091056
>fuck Lawrence
"No".
>t. Topekan

>>34112953
How tourist flooded do some of those towns / cities become?

Idaho seems like it's full

>>34114475
Buy guns and vote red fgt

>>34094646
Really thinking of moving to Utah from the east coast

>>34094646
Utah is best state, and I'm from MO.

>>34091093
Tahoe atm. Californians of the rich white variety and poor mexican variety. But carson has a range that is free so there's that.

>>34114454
sac is so far off geographically I question your mental health

>>34094867
Where do you live anon? There's a free outdoor range near me that's awesome.

Request. can somebody make a Northern Italy one?
they have gunz

>>34115403
Not very flooded, as far as I can tell.

The only thing to be cautious about in the panhandle are Mormon fundamentalists. Some have been moving into Idaho from Canada in recent years.

>>34114454
this is a terrible map

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>>34095961
looking at that picture makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I love this state.

>>34105664
thanks for posting this

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Gib statehood pls

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>>34117248
>want to secede from 3 states
>name new state after those same states

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>>34091814
>The heroin needle on the ground next to the rifle

>>34112590
Idaho falls aint bad if you like living in a flat desert where its always windy.

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>>34105972
I love getting down in my Idahome.

>>34112590
Redfish lakes just opened their doors

>>34112950
>>No muh Coca Cola
Did you even look?

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>>34108575
It's called pork roll, heathen.
>>34109167
What did he mean by this?

>>34117248
The Eastern Shore is rightful Virginia clay Marylanders get out!

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>>34095961
Thanks anon.

>>34103536
What's the matter with Larue? They make the best meat seasoning on the planet.

>>34113038
>812
502 here, fuck you.

>>34117313
>hes never done opiates and gone shooting
maximum comfy senpai

>>34115459
I'm buying parts for an AR the day my OR drivers license comes in the mail.

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>Be Austrian
>pumpaction Shotguns are banned
>Semiautomatic shotguns are legal
>also while semiautos are legal, each single one needs to be aproved, so we have fucking repeater AK-47´s in stores

I will literally suck dick for the rest of my life in exchange for a job in the US and Citizenship. Hell, I would join a Foreign Legion programm if the US had one

>>34113981
I agree. Could add some more if i find the time.

>>34119433
>I will literally suck dick for the rest of my life in exchange for a job in the US and Citizenship.
Are you cute?

>>34119433
Hell, with the way a good amount of /K/ leans and considering gay marriage is legal in number of states you might be able to actually suck your way to a U.S. Citizenship, it's worth a shot at least.

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>>34094432
God damn it thats exactly what im wearing, sans hat

>>34094854
Half of Florida better get under the Dixie flag right fucking nao.

>>34120218

Im not bad looking, have nice hair, and work out, but I doubt I could go through as real kawai animu girl by putting on a skirt, and since this is 4chan I will just put that into the room.

>>34120252

Really is, especially since the EU is now going to ban high capacity scary salt-magazines too to add to the other bullshit.

>>34120463
On a scale of 0 to 6, how gay are you?

>>34090881
Needs to be updated with constitutional carry.

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Another version for Texas

>>34114772

>t. Topekan
Fuck Topeka.
>also t. Topekan

What's good, senpai.

>>34119433
>I will literally suck dick for the rest of my life in exchange for a job in the US and Citizenship

Honestly all it would take for me to gay marry you is one good BJ.

>>34090942
Fuck the Bengals.

No Wyoming?!

>>34091947
Apples up north here in the good GA. Peaches are down in flat GA.

>>34115459
This. There are too many Jews and hipsters in Portland that ruin our government policies. Oregon is at least 90% red geographically and everyone thinks we're just like Hollywood.

>>34114356
>Deliverance is north GA
>Swamps and demons are south GA
Bro, do you even GA?

>>34120691

I would say about a 4

Oh yeah, I remembered another retarded austrian law

>leveractionshitguns are banned too
>but not leveractionrifles of literally any other kind

Why does my nation hate shotguns so much

>>34121133

*shotgun

I should go to sleep

>>34121133
>I would say about a 4
Ehhhh, how do you feel about trannies?

>>34119294
Hmm, that makes me wonder what it would be like to go shooting on acid.

>>34117039
>mormon fundamentalists
Spud fag here, can confirm

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>>34121057