Le 9mm maymay

>>34086409
people have taken larger than .45 to the face and survived

Yes, we get it. There are all kinds of one-offs where people have taken gunshots from all kinds of calibers and somehow walked away. Someone once posted a video here from a school shooting of a college girl taking a 12 gauge blast dead center in the chest from maybe three feet away and walking off like it was nothing. These things happen sometimes - they're just freak occurrences where everything goes right (or wrong, depending on your point of view).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPoNDxatoro

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>>34086409

>>34086409
I hope you realize your brain isn't behind your face

>shot in the face

This is a survivable wound. Only a direct hit to the brain, upper spine or heart/aorta are unsurvivable wounds.

>>34086409

People been shit in the face with worse abd survived.

OP is just a noguns faggot

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>>34086694
Not quite.

>>34086691
>your brain ain't behind yo face
Nigga waaaat. You gotta brain in you chest cavity?

>le 9mm is weak meme
Bet none of them were using hollow points

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>>34086793
Eh...

>>34086822
Except this was proven false by shootingthebull410

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>>34086793
If a fmj couldn't penetrate the face I doubt a jhp would do any better

>>34086468

Shit nigger is that a rail gun?

>>34086845
9mm generally has higher velocity than .40 and .45, so if the problem was penetration then any other handgun round would've done even worse
Which is why I'm assuming that wasn't the issue; expansion is probably the issue, as 9mm doesn't expand very much so it's easy to graze or outright miss vital areas, which is where hollow points come in handy

>>34086780
He's technically correct. The majority of the brain is not located behind what would be considered the face (eyebrows and below,) but behind the forehead. While technically still your face, it's a nice 60/40 split in favor of non-forehead face real estate.

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>>34086409
>Almost every military and police force around the world uses 9mm.
>"Hey look at this literal one in a million case where a guy took a ______ to the head and lived!!1!!!"
That's like arguing that parachutes are pointless 'cause one guy survived without one.

>>34086706
Direct hit to the brainstem is instant death

>>34086409
Simo took a .45 to the jaw and lived, must be a shit round.

>>34086822
But that doesn't make sense, if the hollow point got clogged up, it'd act as a fmj and just penetrate deeper. Unless your point is handgun caliber in general is quite shit?

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>lol only grenade shrapnel, 7.62x39, a helicopter crash and bayonet sticks.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Benavidez

>>34087542
http://www.psywarrior.com/benavidez.html

>>34086852
Fucking kek

>>34087542

Right. Fuck anything Mel Gibson ever made. THIS is the movie I want to see.

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>>34086409
>And you fags still shit on people who prefer .45acp

Jared Reston would like a word with you.

>>34086409
>Dude saved from the brink of dead due to thousands of millions of dollars in medical investigation
>Probably saved by God Himself and his wicked sense of humor
>"Nah bro, he kept doing sick kung fu moves after getting shot in the head, that's why you need a .45 and turn him into a Pollock painting"

10/10 made me reply

>>34087542
>https://en.m.wikipedia


can we ban phoneposters yet? This needs to fucking strop RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34086409
There's a video of a cop that caught a 45 under his jaw into his nose and was ok enough to still tackle the nog and shoot him. I know a guy that took a 7.52x54R to the side of his head. It went through his helmet and out his eye. Your argument is ass and if you ever get shot a .22 short is probably what will kill you.

>>34089839
being able to call you a faggot from my phone when I'm bored at work is the only reason I bother to answer these threads anymore.

>>34089839
Over 50% of all 4chan bandwidth costs now go to mobile phone posters. Tell us how this makes you feel.

>>34086845

It's not that 9mm didn't penetrate, dumbass, he didn't die.

>>34087408

I think it was a 7.62x25.

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>>34089839
>can we ban phoneposters yet? This needs to fucking strop RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw phone posters will be IP ranged banned in your lifetime.

>>34090147
Hiroshima is working overtime to ban mobile IPs, but he has yet to address the issue of phoneposters using WiFi to access and post on 4chan. Until he implements a solution for that issue, this problem will never be solved.

>>34089962
>>34090055
Within a year 100% of mobile IPs will be range banned.

Within 2 years all mobile devices will be range banned based on changes in how 4chan rads incoming connection data (confirmed by Hiroshima on 10/15)

Within 3 years, 4chan will stop supporting mobile browsing altogether, meaning you won't be able to even load the webpages much less post.

The time of the phoneposter is swiftly coming to an end. So you ask me how I feel? Pretty damn good.

>>34090191
Literally why?

Why can't I discreetly shit post while at Uni or in bed ?

>>34090191
> People totally won't spoof their user-agent header guys
How many times a day do you have to brush your teeth with all that bullshit coming out of it?

Back on topic, has anyone done any gel tests with 90gr JHP .357 Sig or 9x25 Dillon to see if you can get rifle terminal effects out of a pistol?

>>34090191
Seconding >>34090226
When did using a phone or mobile device become a bad thing?

>>34086822
All those cops standing around holding sheets to keep reporters from snapping this picture and someone brought a drone. lol

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>>34090898
Phone post quality is always terrible. If you want to browse 4chan, browse. If you want to post, fire up a PC, sit your ass down, and put some effort into your posts.

Phone posting encourages normie ban evasion to the extent where banning is almost useless.

Phone posters never create OC, or contribute in any meaningful way. This is something moot was trying to solve with his gay startup but he spent too much time taking penis in various orifices and ran it into the ground. Also contracted various sexually transmitted diseases.

So, you cannot phonepost, because moot has Gay Nigger AIDS.

Hope that cleared things up for you.

>>34086822
At least link the follow up story where they indicate the bullets did not pass through the _back_ of the Carhartt jacket. You know, after they went through Garry Conrad.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/nypd-police-bullets-didn-bounce-knife-wielding-psycho-article-1.2659348

(What editor approved this headline?)

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>>34090974
> Implying I don't make reaction images on my PC and don't upload them from my phone while posting on the shitter

>>34087382
yep as long as you aren't hit on the " T " on the face which is the eyes and down to the mouth and throat you can probably surviv, a hit on the " T " is most likely a hit to the brain stem which is certain Instant death

>>34091020
No, you just steal others, and then lie.

>>34091072
That too.

>>34090191
>Source: my ass
Riveting stuff my friend
The fact is mobile posters aren't going anywhere. 4chan already gets a significant portion of its ad revenue from mobile and it's only going to continue expanding. There's no reason Hiro would want to get even less money from this shitty site.
Have fun sitting in front of your computer all day though you worthless NEET.

>>34091498
I think a good all around fix could be to bar thread creation from mobile IP's, Im sure the majority of people who browse on the go just lurk and post. I think its much more appealing to make a bait/shitpost thread on mobile than a full thread with sources argued points etc.

But as a disclaimer shit threads and posters and clueless new fags is as part of 4chan as the diamonds of knowledge in the shit.

>>34086409
my uncle was shot in the head with a .45 in the 80's, bullet ricocheted off of his skull and he lives to this day, ballistics are weird like that

>>34090974
>implying that cancerous fucks are using phones as they shit up the board with low effort b8
I think you're just envious of people who leave their rooms.

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>>34086409
Yes, and? Phineas Gage had a 1 1/4" diameter 3' 7" iron rod propelled through his head by dynamite and still lived.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_Gage

>>34086655
>Someone once posted a video here from a school shooting of a college girl taking a 12 gauge blast dead center in the chest from maybe three feet away and walking off like it was nothing.
I know the video, that was birdshot she was shot with.

>>34091866
>implying that at 3 feet bird shot doesn't act like a 3/4oz slug
Point is it is still an amazing miracle that it turned out as it did.

>>34091911
I sure hope he is implying that, because that would be correct.

>>34091911
>not buying a 12 gauge slug mold and melting down the pellets from the cheap field loads to get a low-recoil slug

>>34091911
>>implying that at 3 feet bird shot doesn't act like a 3/4oz slug
It was closer to 6 feet, and no birdshot doesn't act like a slug at close range. If birdshot actually acted like a slug at closer range, then the various handgun bullets filled with shotgun shot (such as the Glasser Safety Slug) would actually be effective.

>>34091952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOjx79za_r8

vid related

>>34087393
i'm no doctor, but isn't the brain stem in the upper spine area?

>>34088660
underrated post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Pj1-Iw-X8

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>>34086852
no its the rebar crossbow from half life 2

>>34091962
But according to tests done on living targets, bullets like Glasser and MagSafe actually drop a living thing the fastest. What track record do birdshot-filled rounds actually have in real life?

dgaf what anyone says .45 will fuck you up hard

>any excuse to make a 9x19 vs. .45ACP thread

I'm all for freedom but if you make a 9 vs 45 thread I'm cool with the government confiscating all your firearms and putting you in time-out to give you time to think about what you did

>>34090974
>only neet no guns should be allowed to post anywhere

>>34090191
>implying I won't use teamviewer to continue shitposting on my phone

>>34087387
No it isn't.

this is why 40 s&w will never go obsolete. it actually works

>>34094917
underrated

OP here.
It's in the godsamned wiki page you dunces
https://en.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9%C3%9719mm_Parabellum

>>34091072
There are tons of apps for easily creating your own memes. It's just select pic from library or already provided normie memes select text size color font blammo 2minute masterpiece