The Glorious North Korean Navy

They have nice hats.

>>34081260
Does the 7th from right have osteoporoses?
He'll be the first they cannibalize.

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How far out to sea can they even go before the bordering nations have their missiles flying at their oversized canoe?

there's not that many of them, so it won't be a huge loss when their boat gets sunk by a stray missile

>>34081260
Their generous Officer/Crew ratio means they must offer citizens a lot of opportunities to commission in their navy.

>>34081367
They don't have enough fuel to even make it out of their waters.

>>34081260
They certainly make nice refurbished T34 turrets for their naval vecssels.

>>34081260
Does this mean the T-34 turret meme is real?

>>34081332
he sneezed in front of a police officer when he was 5, and because of that he spent the next 15 years as forced labor on the coal mines, hence the crooked back

>>34081447
>>34081461
Fucking 10/10

>>34081260
>no non-skid on the decks

they don't know what they are doing.

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god damn that posture

>>34081483
Maybe his butt hurts?

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>>34081492
From what?

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>>34081260
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROKS_Cheonan_sinking

>The ROKS Cheonan sinking occurred on 26 March 2010, when Cheonan, a Pohang-class corvette of the Republic of Korea Navy, carrying 104 personnel, sank off the country's west coast near Baengnyeong Island in the Yellow Sea, killing 46 seamen... concluding that the warship had been sunk by a North Korean torpedo[4][5] fired by a midget submarine.[6]

When was the last time the US won a naval battle and sunk an enemy warship? Checkmate imperialist pigs.

They look reasonably well-nourished.

>>34081547

ISIS and Al-Qaeda don't have navies, shitbird.

>>34081483

>his smile and optimism
>send to gulag

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>>34081574
Al-Qaeda had a fleet of one.

>>34081547

Probably during the Gulf Wars.

>>34081260
Siq bunting brah

>>34081600
I guess they still technically won that engagement.

>>34081260
You can fit a lot of north koreans in it.

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>>34081497

>>34081828
Oh wait the crew. They're small so a lot of them fit in the ship.

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There's plenty of deck space for veggie gardens.

Not even kidding, during the 90's famines this image and others appeared of them actually growing food on the deck.

>>34081260
They dont all look completly malnourished

>>34081260
Yes haro I will take crispy chicken.

>>34081260

How well would this ship do in WW2?

>>34081780
K/D ratio is 17 to 2

technically the jew won everything

>>34081260
Guy on the far left by the turret looks scared

>>34081547
Operation Praying Mantis. US Navy sunk an Iranian Frigate and some gunboats after an American Frigate struck a mine.

>>34083452
Pretty pathetic because you know they needed that food, but if you think about it then a garden on a ship is pretty damn comfy.
Gives the crew somewhere to relax and something to do on their free time.

>>34084131
Yeah that would be pretty comfy, like a heavily armed houseboat. Until you have to launch the antique Styx missiles and all your tomato plants get ruined.

>>34081461
>>34081447
thats not a T-34 turret at all you tards

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Who wore it better?

>>34083577
>k/d ratio


COD pls go.

>>34081260
you could sink that piece of shit with a bass boat and a flare gun.

>>34081260
Those chinese style navel uniforms would look p cute if they weren't on a bunch of malnourished gook goblins

>>34081260
The welds look like they were done by people who actually care, even if their resources are extremely limited.

>>34081679
>the gulf wars
You are now aware the Iraq has a total of 36 miles of coast line.

>>34081260
Well, good job not losing to the US. You did better than Iraq, I guess.

>>34081260
>the guy hiding behind the turrent

Is that a T-54 turret for a gun?

>>34083452
That actually sounds like a really cushy set up
If built properly you could easily grow enough rice and veggies to be sustainable
You could even raise rabbits and koi for protein

>>34081547
They had to make up losing a Submarine to a Fishing Net

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1998_Sokcho_submarine_incident

>>34081367
They kidnapped thousands of Japanese in the 70's with their rickety-ass submarines.

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>>34086112
>You could even raise rabbits and koi for protein
>Raise koi.
>On a ship, at sea.

>>34083561
Depends how fast it will go if they all paddle really hard.

>>34081497
Arse rape.

>>34081260
Hey Choi, your wife looks great...
>On my pole...
>Again.

>>34088416
...well where else are we supposed to get the koi?

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Almost as grorious as their leet tier 'airforce'.

>>34088495
>when you wanna fight america but the red baron gives you trouble first

>>34088495
I wonder how many paras that have been killed during training because of faulty chutes.

>>34088495
Wait. Are those fucking biplanes? You know what? I don't care. Paratroopers out of a biplane is impressive.

>>34089857
>What the fuck is An-2?
Just because you've never heard of something doesn't mean it's something unusual.

>>34081260
they arent eating each other, so thats something

>>34089857
Its not a biplane, just some some old Soviet transport. An-2, it can fly backwards.

Nice looks like the crew lost weight good for them!

>>34089909
>Its not a biplane
How the fuck is not?

>>34089909
>An-2
AN AN-2 IS A biplane you fucking retard.

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>>34089909

>>34089909
>Opens op picture
>Sees two wings
>Closes ops picture
>reads "It's not a biplane"
Really made me activate my walnuts

>>34089909
Anon do you know what a biplane is?

saving glorious DPRK thread!

>>34081332
>>34081469
>>34081483
>>34081492
The poor guy probably had rickets growing up from bad nutrition.

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>>34081260

At least they'll die quickly and painlessly by the merciful us navy.

>>34085416
Hilariously, you're wrong. One of those thigns engaged three ROK gunboats for the better part of a day before being rendered combat ineffective, and retreating.

>>34081600
only for a few minutes mind you

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>>34087247

>mfw they kidnapped foreign actors and directors just so they could make a monster B movies for Kimmy

makes me wonder what kind of crazy people they will find if Nork gulags ever get liberated. i'd imagine quite a few south korean POWs that have had a really shitty 60 years but probably not any NATO ones since according to the Joint US-Russian commission on POW/MIAs any that didn't get repatriated got sent to the Soviet Union(like pic related)

>>34085449

And your point? There was still a naval battles.

Looks like they don't have any protein in their diets what..so..ever.

>>34085443
implying you can actually get a close enough look to tell if the welds are good? As a welder I can promise you that ship (weld wise) is pretty fucking shitty

>>34081260

"Nice Boat".

>>34084131
Gardening for fun = relaxing

Gardening so you don't starve to death = not relaxing

>>34081260
What's the launcher beside gun turret?

>>34093046
And all that just to protect the carrier.

>>34081260
I hope they can swim

>>34096092
Looks like an anti submarine rocket launcher

>>34095601
>Whycantwedobothlittlebeanergirl.png

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>>34089909

>>34088495
As amazing as it may be, given how automated and missile based current air defenses are, I would not be surprised if an actual old style wooden biplane proved to be effective to some extent.

>>34086112
what is salt water?

>>34081600
>>34081780

the ship didnt even sink and was returned to service though

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>>34081547
>Pohang-class corvette
>corvette
>greatest naval victory of the current age is sinking a corvette
Bitch, the USN Silent Service has a colorful history of ganking capital ships.

>>34081260
What handsome young men!

>>34081497
naval tradition

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>>34083561
Doth it hath anti-ship missiles? Then it's a serious contender until those AShMs are expended. Once that happens, it's literally worse than a fucking Clemson.

>>34089909
>An-2, it can fly backwards.
What.

>>34099317
True shit.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150415-the-plane-that-can-fly-backwards

>>34081260
good enough for coastal defence and mine laying.

>>34099273
>ships without ammo are bad
Who would have thunk?

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>>34099512
>“If you need an aircraft that can carry 10 soldiers, people or goats, that can take off from anywhere and land anywhere ‒ it is either that or a helicopter. "

Yeah, no. There's also this thing called the Otter.

>>34099317>>34099512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTbm5ZzZQy8

Crazy shit

>>34101090
>C-FUKN

You're damn right I do

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>>34085483
First thing I noticed.

>>34089909
ur a fag and and that planes sexual preference is quite certainly Bi

>>34083452
>this image
>there's nothing growing on the ship

>>34096092

"Best Korea" t-shirt launcher

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>>34101196
Are you trying to kill me, anon. Oh my god.