How to weaponise a fidget spinner

>>34080641
These things are the definition of autism. I bought one at Publix for the normie meme and they honestly not that fun at all.

Autism is already weaponized.

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>>34080641

For some reason I thought those retarded things were Beyblades or something

jörg may be able to help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGCI7yuMPc

>>34080641
Ninja stars already exist. And I think they're just autistic enough for you

>>34080641
How to weaponise them?
Easy

1, Turn cheap materials and ball bearings into items that can be sold to your enemy for 5000% profit thus depleting their funds.
2, Use profits to arm military and fund an invasion.
3, Be China

>>34080658
Were anyone as retarded as me and my friends, and put blades and razors inside the little gap, and then spin it and get cut and shit when the blades flung out and hit our feet and ankles ?

>>34080658

Fuck, I wanna get some beyblades again and battle someone

>>34080641
Stop making these fucking threads, you asshats.

>>34080641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PIMX0x4KgI