Tell me /k/, what would happen if you crashed an SR-71 into an

>>34075067
It would be a big bang.

>>34075171
for you

At full speed? it would probably just go threw it with only some damage to electronic systems since the sr71 is impervious to radar

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>>34075276
>(you)

>>34075067
why is there a fascist shopped in there?

>>34075303
Eternal Anglo memes

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>>34075352
This chap gets it.

>>34075067
Seras is best girl

Of all time

Engines full burn going straight downward?
It sure as shit wouldn't crash gingerly onto the deck, I tell you that.

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>>34077740
It's not even a fair fight.

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>>34077740
>implying
Not even the best girl in Hellsing.

>>34077740
Really none of the girls in that show are worth it.
Seras
>Doesn't want the D, but rather the A, the B, and the O
Integra
>Stuck up cunt
Jezial Bitch
>Annoying cunt

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>>34077740
Sure she's the best GIRL, but...

>>34075067
It wouldn't sink, but it would vaporize the blackbird.

>tfw not a weeb, but like only a handful of anime.

>>34077932
Wouldn't it at least destroy the deck?

>>34077944
Well, if there are some smart anons around I'm pretty sure they can calculate how much impact force a blackbird will produce when going at full speed and crashing on to a carrier deck.

>>34077932
170,000 lbs going mach 3 or more cause its in a dive.Im pretty sure that shits going straight thru or at least that ship will be unsalvageable

>>34078125

Fuck, I forgot that my trip was on.

>>34078226
Well, by my calculations I got an impact force of 3,919,115,190N, but I'm drunk so take this information with a large grain of salt.

>>34078252
Yeah my answer is definitely wrong here. I'm drunk and even that looks wrong to me. Anyone else want to take a crack at it?

>>34078287

Assuming loaded weight (69,000 kg) moving at mach 3.3 (1131.9 m/s)
E = 1/2 (mv^2)

Plugging that in we get 19602323433 Joules, this is about 4.6 tons of TNT

>>34078321
That accounts for just the kinetic impact, but what about the explosive capacity of the fuel carried by the SR-71?

>>34078321
>get drunk
>spend time shitposting on /k/

Getting drunk alone doesn't have to be boring anon

Go make some incredibly shameful texts to all your contacts with even remotely female names, dance around the house to your favorite music, beat off for 45 minutes and then watch a good movie

>>34078346
He used the dry weight of the aircraft, so in that case I don't think the leftover fuel would be too significant.

But even with fuel on board, unless the fuel is pressurized I don't think it will explode.

>>34078321
SR-71 Specifications:
Manufacturer: Lockheed Aircraft Corporation
Empty Weight: 59,000 lbs.
Maximum Weight: 170,000 lbs.

>>34078387
Yeah I just looked into it. The SR-71 uses JP-7 fuel, which is noted for its high flash point and thermal stability. The stuff probably wouldn't go boom, hell it might not even burn in the wreckage.

>>34078321
>>34078346
>>34078387

So the wiki says a tomahawk missile is equivalent to 0.5 tons of tnt. So then the questions is, can a carrier deck withstand the force of 9 tomahawk missile simultaneously going off at a single point?

>>34078321
I got 44.2x10^9 Joules after plugging that in? Which is closer to 11 tons of TNT. Maybe I'm just retarded though.

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>>34078392
>>34078387
Also keep in mind the sr-71 they used was modified to break speed records so it was probably lighter than the original specs.

>>34078421
If a goddamned kamikaze can sink ships do you pinheads really think a blackbird wouldnt pulverize the shit out of the ship?

>>34078455
If its lighter, it can go faster.
If it can go faster, it hits with more kinetic energy.

>>34078463
When is the last time a kamikaze sunk a carrier? World War II? I'm not sure the aircraft carriers of today are comparable to the WWII progenitors.

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>>34078508
It hit at mach 3.2 if that helps.

>>34078454
okay, we have a range of 4.6 to 11 tons of tnt.

I'm going to look up how thick carrier decks are. Anyone know what kind of carrier the SR-71 crashed into in the hellsing ova?

>>34078543
A Bongistani one; the show takes place in 1999 or something.

>>34078226
The Eagle was basically a total wreck that Alucard simply steered by force of will. It was barely floating at that point.

>>34078543
HMS Eagle, a fictional Invincible class carrier

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>>34078543
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invincible-class_aircraft_carrier

I believe this is what it was based on

>>34078387
It would go everywhere, though. The Blackbird literally just hull-stores its fuel and depends on thermal expansion once up to speed to properly contain it.

>>34077791
>>34077740
Arm bars, everywhere!

>>34080399
Don't forget grinding heads to nothing.

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>>34077912
This guy knows whats up.

>>34078581
Does anyone know how thick the deck for one of those is supposed to be?

Degenerate weebs

>>34077912
hmmm, a blowjob or footjob but thats it

>>34075067
Nothing. There are no operating SR-71s remaining.

>>34082353
Really is the only one I've watched, I like the idea of nazi vampires, jazz music and whatnot but the anime shit kinda ruins it for me.

As for the OP, the blackbird was torn to shit before it hit the deck, and Alucard sailed it into London. So there's your answer.

>>34078226
Nope.
Coming in vertical? Very impractical and difficult to aim. If it hit the flight deck would be hold, that would be damage at least a few decks down, but the ship would still float, probably be able to at least launch or a cover aircraft, and would still be repairable.

>>34078463
How many carriers were sunk by single kamikazes? Even destroyers could soak up a kamikaze. I think the only ship sunk by a single one was an escort carrier, which was not built to any kind of warship specs.

>>34082090
Yes.

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>>34078403
wiki says its has Boiling Point (1 atm) 282–288 °c
and a flashpoint of 60°c
that is not that special if you look at others
diesel has +52 °C
Biodiesel +130 °C
Kerosene +38–72 °C
Vegetable oil more + 300°C

Autoignition temperature and fire point would be the actual parameters to determine post impact fire / explosion. Dispersion into a fine mist through impact could help too. and metalburn /sparks too

It's made out of titanium and titanium is explosive.

>>34083027
Shit man my watch is made from titanium am I gonna get pulled over?

>>34080399
Seras is a cute! A CUTE!

>>34083174
Yea probably, dogs can smell that shit. Also I'm not kidding about the explosive, they use it in dragons breath shotgun shells.

>>34082702
Well I was wondering if the ship would even still be floating if that happened. I mean I can't even comprehend how fast mach 3 is I don't know if the anime is blowing smoke up my ass or what.

As for you and anime, I understand what you mean. I feel the same way, but there are other animoos I enjoy that don't have too much weebshit, like Cowboy Beebop, Ghost in the Shell, Black Lagoon, and (maybe) Code Geass. Beyond that it's hard to tell what you would like. I don't like weebshit, but I've kinda grown an immunity to it over the years so I honestly have a hard time being objective when it comes down to what is and isn't weebish.

>>34083195
Cool. When SHTF I'll grind down my watch and put it in a shot shell.

Does anyone here know what sort of Bayonets Anderson used?

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>>34084011
They don't even look like bayonets but more like a long and thin plastering hawk.

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>>34084011
This is the closest I found. a Brown Bess bayonet