Alternative Weapons General
I'll start: bacon grease.
muh dick
>>34074602
How the fuck did you get your hands on that?
Also cool af.
>>34074218
Autism isn't a weapon.
>>34074830
It's used in treating patients with Leukemia.
>>34074830
He's got cancer or leukemia.
>>34074830
i reversed imaged this and its not of the internet.
press F for anon
>>34074874
Is leukemia not a form of cancer?
>>34074218
Fail.
You need it to be hot. If stored at room temperature bacon grease solidifies. You can't count on always being cooking bacon while attacked.
>>34075207
>You can't
i can and i will
>>34075207
>Implying wax slugs made with bacon grease wouldn't be ultra lethal
>>34076292
It wouldn't be halal and that's bad
The greatest thing about this weapon is that the enemy never expects it because they have every reason to believe it doesn't actually exist.
>>34076398
kek
>>34076319
Hornady please make this. I want to remove mudslime with porkslime.
>>34074602
F
Hope you're headed to a better place
>>34076591
>Hornady
>not Hornel
pls
Hornel Bacon Grease Bullets are the best on the market
>>34074568
You bastard
>>34074218
do people unironically cook bacon in a pan and not in the oven
>>34077000
You are trash
>>34077000
>Not cooking in a pan so you have the grease for your hash browns
>>34077133
Don't forget to season the grease and let it sit for a minute before adding your hashbrowns.
>>34076679
>Hornady
>not Hornel
>>34077000
>he doesn't cook bacon in a pan then cook pancakes in the leftover grease
savages
>>34077000
This >>34077118
>>34077158
>cooking pancakes in leftover bacon grease
..........
Why haven't I done this before
>>34074218
OP here. More grease; more power.
>>34077610
>spinner
>>34077610
>spinner
>>34077639
>>34077675
>Most easily trolled board
>>34075207
>>34076292
>>34076319
>>34076591
>>34076679
>none of you newfags have ever heard of Jihawg ammo
It's painted and there's rendered pork fat in the paint or something
>>34074218
Pencils
Muh dick
>>34077158
>>34077133
You are fucking nasty. If I made pancakes, I would shun your ... wait, I *had* started making apple-pancakes recently, them's seriously good, but quite a hassle...
>>34077000
I would never, if I ate bacon! I used to save the fat from oven cooked chicken. And duck. For fries. But then I realized fries are nasty, now I just had fried radish and yam instead...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
>>34077133
What about using the grease to add flavor to your scrambled eggs?
>>34077743
it wont send jihadis to hell if thats what you think.
>>34078836
yes it does, bible says so
>>34078805
Well, yeah, the eggs are the last step.
>>34077158
real niggas drain some of the fat for use later
also bacon grease isnt good for pancakes imo. good for potatoes but pancakes are too sweet and absorbent to not just get overly nasty. a good pancake is not greasy
Bump
>>34077158
>/ck/ has an aneurysm
>>34078876
"if some permabutthurt arabs following some wacky future religion about a rock are bringing you down, just smear some pig on your bullets and you're good to go!"
-Jesus, probably
>>34074218
Tire iron!!!
>>34082963
>Reminder that Muslims believe in Jesus too, but as a prophet who is super badass
>>34084163
What is that supposed to be, a sports ball?
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