welcome to /k/ how tough are ya?

>>34066619
Im so tough i shot a 2 gauge and only shattered 13 bones

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>>34066619
I remodel with 10mm

>>34066619
i stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes

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>>34066619
I went shooting innawoods today and discovered I was standing in an ant pile, and didn't ND into my foot.

>>34066619
I shot my 50 cal without ear pro.

I use the safety on my 91/30... with my teeth.

>>34066619
Used to hang out with 5 former Recces.
Going innawoods with them felt like Vietnam.

We're all goofy goobers yeah, we're all goofy goobers yeah...

>>34066619
I don't own any guns

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I grew up in Flint Michigan

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>>34066858
I don't think I've seen this pasta before...

>>34066820
Shit tier trigger discipline.

>>34066896
>a post without hatred
>must be a joke

>>34066619
I wrote my economics thesis paper on why NFA firearms are good investments, and I graduated :^)

>>34066858
I wonder what its like being special snowflake with this mindset

I open carry a field gun

iv'e had a ak bolt carrier slam on my finger....... 2 times !!!

I spend all day on /k/ confidently giving gun advice and arguing to death whenver anyone disagrees with me.....


....even though i've never fired a gun in my life

>>34066983
Maybe you're just stupid.

>>34067020
What are you, 99% of /k/ or something?

>>34067062
even worse, everything i know about guns i learned from counter strike.

>>34066619
i live near chicago

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I walked down S Halsted St. through Englewood with pic related balanced on my head, while toting a watermelon under each arm. Nobody said shit to me.

>>34066619
I dont flinch when the garand bites my thumb.

I once stayed up past 11:30 PM!

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>>34066632

>>34067100
holy shit bad idea desu

>>34066929


Listen up punk, I've dealt with your kind before. first one broke up with her after meeting me. told him "if you treat her badly, I am going to beat your dad's ass for raising a disrespectful asshole. I can't touch you, but I can him". kid texted his dad right after that and he paid me a visit. I am a medium size guy, he was probably 6' and 225. got out of his truck, asked if we have a problem, I told him "not if your son behaves, if he doesn't, I am going to beat your ass so bad that your momma won't recognize you". the dad puffed up a bit, took a step towards me, and I told him "don't, you will hurt for a long time, no kidding". he got in his truck and left, and kid broke it off the next day.

word must have gotten out, because the new kid is uber respectful, calls me Sir, and treats her like she owns the world.

dont mess with me

i bought the meme that is the DP-12 and am not ashamed of it. its actually pretty fun to shoot

>>34067040

nope both times it was trying to put a fuck chamber flag in it for a gay ass range that didn't like closed bolts

>>34066896
I have.

>>34066765
What?

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>>34067080
Everything I know about guns comes from movies.

>>34067169
Perhaps you suffer from latent homosexuality.

>>34067193
it's not fucking pasta god

>>34067465
It's not as bad as you think, at least if you're directly behind it.

Now to the side of it....

>>34067604
What?

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>>34067563
>it's not fucking pasta god
You should use punctuation.

>>34067141
Now there's some good pasta

not very, desu. i would like to think that I'm tough because i'm a young male who works out regularly, but i don't particularly enjoy confrontation. I would protect myself / my loved ones if the situation arose, but I don't actively seek to fight with others as a display of strength or dominance. although some of the toughest people aren't necessarily belligerent. idk. regardless, not very tough.

>>34067604
WHAT?
COW INSIDE OF SHIT?

>>34066820

*Fallujah, Michigan

>>34066820
While everyone is talking about the water, Flint continues to have the worst violent crime rate in the country.

>>34066619
I'm so tough my carry gun is a 375 H&H.

>>34066632

>2 gauge
Not firing a .01 guage

>>34066858

Obama is a sand nigger

>>34069571
Can you please edit your post to remove that racial slur? There was literally no reason to use it in the context of this thread. It wasn't funny or clever or interesting, you were just being edgy and offensive for no reason. You don't need to try so hard to fit in, you don't need to pretend to be racist or homophobic just because you're posting on 4chan. No one knows or cares that you've only been here a short while. Just relax and be yourself.

>>34069602
>>plebbit

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>>34067505
Everything i know about guns comes from the news

>>34066619
I once had a pin fly into my eye while I was attempting to assemble my AR lower and I only cried for 10 minutes.

>>34066858
Holy fuck you almost rustled me
That's goin directly in the copypasta folder

>>34066858
Holy shit new pasta. I'm keeping this shit.

>>34069602

Dude no one is gonna read a wall of bait nigger.

Space it out like this

0/10

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>>34066858

I walked home 4 miles in an ice storm at 2am in the morning

>>34070269
you misspelled tumblr

>>34066619
I shattered a tooth yesterday with the barrel of an m16 but still carried on making camouflaged positions for two hours.

>>34066619
I'm waiting to have back surgery for a ruptured disc and pinched nerves. I haven't felt my foot in two weeks and it feels like water is running down my leg when I walk. I'm not taking pain pills so I can sell them.

>>34066619
I feed my ar 5.56 steel case
>In a .223 chamber!!!!!!!!!!

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>>34066619
Once 1 guy told me my fedora sux cock i chopped him with a k4tana and i made his corpse dissapear with my coat.
Pic related is me

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>>34069602
>34069602

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>>34066619
I can switch the safety on my rifle only using my thumb.

My rifle is a mosin nagant.

>>34067903
it's so fucking creamy, what kind of sauce is that?

>>34066619
I'm so tough I invited a blind girl on a date to a cinema.

>>34066619
When I bust a nut, I keep stroking

>>34067604
Huh? Behind what?

>>34066619
I keister my 1911 when I carry concealed.

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>>34066858
tl;dr, fuck Tumblr and Reddit.

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>>34069602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjBmrHPONt4

>>34066619
I once spent forty minutes with my finger stuck in the cleaning kit compartment of my yugo sks before I found a screwdriver to pull the butt plate off with.

>>34066858
I hate niggers. I have honestly, seriously never had a good encounter with a black person. Ever. I've hated niggers long before I came to this place. It was only here that I realized I was racist. You know what? It's not all that bad.

>>34067113
Tough and retarded.

>>34071705
Kinky.

40 minutes is longer than my boyfriend lasts.

>>34071074
that's just mean

>>34072271
where do you think you are

>>34066619

I didn't kill myself this morning

>>34068884
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT /FIT/?

>>34066858
Bill Clinton is a rapist and Hillary and Obama are going to federal prison.

>>34066858
fuck off nigger

>>34067086
t. ghost

>>34071027
Was he ok?

>>34072947
in your dreams

I once got hot brass down the back of my shirt and only cried for like 5 minutes.

My dick smells like bananas

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>>34069602
this is some fancy type of bait you got there

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>>34066858
>newfags fall for bait this shitty

>>34074474
It's /k/, what do you expect?

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>>34066896
That dog is so fucking cute, here have another cute dog

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>>34074617
>>34066896

>>34074474
honestly that's the best bait I've ever seen

>>34075125
just because you fell for it doesn't make it good retard

>>34073001
He just need sum milk he'll be ok

>>34066619
I am so tough I saw a shitty bait on /k/ and I only gave it two (you)s

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>>34066619
How tough am I? I've gotten M1 thumb four times in the same day and I still have all my fingers.

>>34073001
Legends say he rose up 3 days later and left for America.

>>34075648
bullshit

>>34067141
What child fuck with me, a little dog? 1 high-grade class knows how many participated in the Navy SEALs killed al hatred, where more than 300 confirmed kills. Aspergillus war education, and elections for the supreme kids. And it does not do, but all the other goals. Parallel’ve ever seen a line this is why the region’s standing in front of my dick sister had been defiled. I say shit on the internet? Again, you bastard. As I said in the USA network, with IP contact with me, and he was then preparing the larvae can be found. It is said that weather conditions, deleted a lot of lives. Production fucking dead child. At any time, as I can, and seven ways other than his bare hands and those seeking their soul, and it was not easy. Be ready to go in the treasures of hand to hand combat, but they do not have access to all United States Marine will be the focal point of every child, hen he will be in straits burn, and all Fertilizers wealth. Moreover your children “smart” comment is important to realize through acts of vengeance, lest at any time your mother and sister had been defiled. But this is not now the price, if you are not a fool, they condemn. Will you be angry that my child, and sink. You fucking dead, Kiddo.

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A picture is worth a thousand words.

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>>34077024
You monster.

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>>34077024

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>>34077024

I've only jerked off to traps 2 times today.

>>34069769
Everything i know about guns come from my liberal friends.

>>34066619
I enjoy drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth.

I'm a white hasgunz that lives in New Orleans

>>34071027
these guys obviously don't have a quartermaster

>>34071625
And it's a longslide.

>>34070692
L4-l5 here, my right leg felt more like electric fire tho

I still have reduced muscle mass in my right foot

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>>34066619

I'm fully versed in how to properly navigate e621.net.

Back when I was UA I went to the shooting range with my friend and his dad and the range officer wrote down that I was his son too so I could legally use the range under his supervision.... and I didn't call the ATF.

I still cry every night thinking about the crime we commited.

This is the worst Salty Spittoon thread that I've ever seen.