>When the military turns you down because you have Asperger's

I ran into more than my fair share of service members who probably had some form of autism that were basically the worst at everything.

Sorry that you're an autist OP but you and your kind don't belong in the military.

For yours and their own good, spergs would be a liability in the military.

Don't get disheartened, if anything, /pol/'s little game with Shia LaBeouf proves autists are more than qualified for intelligence agencies.

>>34052492
Didn't get turned down for it. Turned down because they asked the question and you opened your mouth.

Thought honesty was the best policy instead of simply saying "no".

>>34052492
Go to Israel and join up, they actively recruit autists.

I don't know man. I've never met a good high functioning aspie who can and will do what is required in military training and non office specific jobs. I know 4 of them, and hang out with 1 at least once a week. Hard to imagine any of the ones I've met touching the floor to do a push up without freaking out because the floor has a spec of dirt on it and they don't want to get sick from it or freaking out because they don't like the way grass feels under their boots or hands.

>>34052518
>Israel has successfully weaponized autism
/pol/ BTFO

>>34052518
That's not how it works. Unless he's jewish he can't even become an israeli citizen, let alone a member of the idf.

I remember there was a guy at Marine basic with me who had aspergers. I have no idea how he got past screening and made it there, needless to say he was dropped pretty quickly and sent home.

What even is ass burgers though
is it adhd tier where it's basically a joke you stamp on your kid because he doesn't want to sit down and do homework

>>34052492
Here are a few protips:
>Talk with your psychiatrist and see if you can get off meds and take supplements as an alternative
>Don't talk or mention about having autism, ever
>Don't get breakdowns, they're easily preventable if you learn how to calm yourself (Cold water to the face, walking, etc)
>If you can afford social classes or are highly adaptable, you can blend in with the normalfags like its nothing
If they do manage to get it on record or your idiot guardian let their loose lips get the best of them, you have to take a test to see if you are capable of joining (Probably has to do with behavior and what not). You have a 50% chance probability to succeed, other than that, behave normal and act like a normalfag at all times, and you can probably go through it without an issue, like me

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>>34052540
>Marine basic
>Marine
>Basic

Yeah. No.

>>34052522
>tfw HF autist and my mother basically beat that bullshit out of me by MAKING me touch the grass/walk over the oddly colored tiles/step on the sidewalk cracks and taught me how to sarcasm
It actually kind of sucks because now my retardation isn't obvious and it just seems like I'm really fucking weird and socially inept. The 'tism isn't evident until you've spent a few days with me, so now instead of coming off as just having a disorder, I come off as having something off/wrong about me.

>>34052588
>tfw mother and grandparents did the same because they needed their son to assist yard work
>tfw she eventually paid therapists to do it much more effectively because of my bullshit
I know that feel. Social Classes would be the next big thing that can help alleviate it a bit

>>34052588
after being on this site for so long i forget that people are unironically retarded like yourself
it's bretty weird

>>34052492
> getting clinical diagnosis for your shit
> not lying your ass off at Meps

Military is packed with severely ill and unstable people, at least they were smart enough to keep their mouth shut in order to get a job

Just go collect 'tismbux and buy guns its more fun

>>34052655
>dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs
Noice. I'm just glad my retardation is only social and still mild enough to allow me to work, so I didn't have to do special ed throughout school and managed to graduate and I can work for a living instead of being a leech on the system. Honestly, I'm probably more able than some of the non-retarded people I graduated with, since I'm literate.

>>34052711
>mild enough for work and no special ed
>Socially inept
>Still better than your average classmate in education
Are you me?

>>34052812
>>34052711
>>34052673
Why are literal autists drawn to weapons
I'm really rethinking my hobby right now

>>34052825
Because guns are mechanically interesting, and all weapons have a certain amount of historical context and physical intricacy that makes them fascinating to anyone who would obsess over such details. Who is it that's obsessed with details again?

>>34052825
I enjoy the mechanical aspects of firearms, and also having been robbed when I was a child (along with my parents) several times in my life led to the conclusion that I'm better off being armed and killing the threat than waiting half a year or more for the police to bring back few of my shit that has either been spent on drugs or trafficked weapons. Also, they're fun, and they go boom. It really isn't bad if one's parents indoctrinated their child on healthy hygiene, eating and the importance of socializing for connections to get discounted stuff.

>>34052842
i'm also fascinated by the mechanical complexity but at the end of the day i can talk to people and be social and get a gf

>>34052854
As can I. Well, been having trouble finding a GF, but I can interact with people enough to get by.

>>34052492
>diagnosed with low grade Asperger's as a teen
>join Army anyway, fuck it
>pass Basic, top of my class AIT, helicopter avionics mechanic
>fucked up my spine, sent home
>work full time while collecting VA disability
Feels good, man.

>>34052871
i hate that im a slavshit
want to go to the military but receive no benefits no deployment shit pay
basically nothing

>>34052892
>be me
>do nothing
>get everything
'Murica

>>34052904
wanna marry me so i can get a greencard?

>>34052534
That's not true, 1/4 of Israel's citizens aren't Jewish. They accept members from all walks of life. It's just Jews have the right to return, so they can very easily get citizenship even after military age.
t. dirty jew considering the service

>>34052930
fuck off back to israel kike

>>34052492
>pretty much no problems with the right therapy.
You realize that the military doesn't provide therapy for its soldiers they already have in ranks, right?

You have any idea why PTSD / failure to reintegrate / [insert vet problem here] is so high?

>>34052492
Asperger's Syndrome doesn't exist any more, it was rolled into full-blown autism in the DSM-V. Sorry.

>>34052960
it's on the tism specter m8rino
specter as in it varies a lot

>>34052974
Your snowflake spectrum is not recognized by medicine, you're autistic and have been officially since 2013.

>>34052934
>>>/pol/ please

>>34052986
It's officially listed in the DSM V as tism specter
have you even read the book you retard

>>34052994
I'm not going to make fun of you because you're literally autistic, but you should try to acknowledge this.

>>34052492
You would have had to admitted to it or been diagnosed in training or prior to training by them for them to even know. So it's our own fault OR your autism is so bad it's a legit problem.

>You could turn aspies and high functioning autists into some of the most cold blooded killers on the planet

If you can pry them away from Minecraft and model trains for two seconds.

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>>34053003
the sad part is that i'm not
I'm a psychology student and you're just a retard

>>34053034
Everybody look at this post. This is why you're not allowed to diagnose yourself.

>>34053049
kek that's the first thing they tell you when you enter the classroom
we even joked around on who can diagnose each other with the most afflictions
bretty fun
not recommended though

>>34052918
Already married, sorry. And I don't live in Utah.

>>34053068
do you have children of marriageable age?

>>34053083
No kids at all.

Just get a ticket to Mexico, put on a poncho and sombrero, and walk across.

>>34053117
how would i enlist though?
i thought you needed at least a green card

>>34053135
Nah, if you can get in and sign up you're golden.

>>34053146
but the internet told me they ask for documentation
like birth certificates and shit

So if Hilary Clinton wins 2020

I can just pretend to be an aspiring to Dodge the draft since Clinton will pick a fight and start a war with anyone

Yeah I'm not fighting a war to spread liberal feminst ideals fuck that

>>34053164
Tell them you're a straight white male. It'll break the diversity quota.

>>34052492
t. An autist wondering what's wrong with himself

>>34053164
If they run Hillary again, America will literally become a one party GOP led state.

>>34052854
>get a gf
You want aids because this is how you get aids.
Bad idea.

>>34052492
Sucks for you, you missed the boat by 10 years, during the worst years of Iraq 05-08 they were literally scrapping the bottom of the barrel for recruits. One dude with full blown autism made it to Paris island before the realized he was 100% tard. That PBS documentary "the wounded platoon" about an army unit out of Colorado had one dude who was allowed to join after having a full blown juvenile manslaughter charge. Only thing left to do now is KYS.

>>34052492
if you think you have autism the worst thing you can do is get yourself officially diagnosed

>>34052558
Real talk here,
I'd has sex with Betty White if she wanted.

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>>34055261
This.
I basically know I'm autistic, my therapist for OCD tried to diagnose me with aspergers, but I shot her down and wouldn't get tested or anything.
Fuck that noise, bru. Look I may be a social retard who likes kiddy shit but I'm not non-functional and wont be labeled as such. I don't get how Tumblr can TRY to label themselves with mental illnesses like a collect o thon.

Pic related, related with this character when
>Had trouble empathizing and understanding social cues
>Still likes childish things
>Tries to be a good friend but pisses off her friends for reasons she doesn't understand

>>34052534
>there is no test for jewish
you could go on a birthright vacation right now if you covered up your swastika tattoos

>>34055095
>not securing a future for our people and a future for our white children
never gonna make it

>>34055305
wait so you're a pedo?
What the fuck you fucking degenerate
go to a fucking asylum

just try again at a different location and don't volunteer information.

having taken ritalin, adderal, etc is also supposed to disqualify you .yet you don't tell them anything and they don't find out.

>>34055916
what sort of documentation do they ask for when you enlist?

>>34055903
likes toys and anime not children.

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>>34055903
How the fuck did you garner that from what I said?
I like childish things, as in I still watch cartoons and other kiddy shit and buy dinosaur figures you dolt.

What's with all the ESL today geez

>>34055947
ohhhh
i thought you liked kids not kiddie things

>>34055943
This

>>34055947
wait that's still degenerate
what are you doing on k if you like kiddie shit
kids don't use guns
plus kid shows are for fucking children
what the fuck

>>34055947
Wait do you play with toy cars and shit as well
how the fuck do you find that fun what the fuck

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>>34052546

it usually means they are antisocial because they have a very high iq and have trouble relating to normies like you who they see as basically retarded

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>>34055956
But I said, "kiddy things"
Well, "kiddy shit", shit meaning "things/stuff"

>>34055973
Fuck you I can watch anime and own dinosaur figures and still be operator/like guns.
Different hobbies. I'm not gonna stop having fun just for you/my age.

>>34055983
No.
Sometimes, I get bored and play with dinosaurs though.
It's basically https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc

>>34052492
>Is this fair?
Nobody said life was fair, kid.

>>34055988
hahahahahahahahah
wanna know how i know you have ass burgers
hahahahahah
the autist thinks he's above normies
hahahahahahah
he thinks he's a genius because he has an obsession with numbers or some shit
hahahahahah
he thinks he can't talk to people because he can't relate but it's actually because he's completely unable to distinguish human emotion and social cues
ahahhahahah

>>34052994
they also decided that people confused about their sexuality are somehow not mentally defective. the dsm is politics not science

>>34056007
what the fuck
what the fuck
why do you like to play with dinosaurs
are you a fat fuck?
do you go on r9k?
what the fuck

>>34056007
jesus christ, you have the mental acuity of Lennie Small

>>34052492
cal is that you?!?!?!?!

>>34056028
>why do you like to play with dinosaurs
Shits fun, bru. Wont ever stop being fun, you just got fucking conditioned to not see it as fun.
>fat fuck
Nah I'm underweight if anything, can see my ribs.
>go on r9k
Never have, unless it's linked to from here for a particularly cringey thread.

>>34056029
I never accidentally killed anything by not knowing my own strength, I'm gentle even when saving bugs from pools.

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>>34056018
I'm sorry you never had a daddy, nigger

wow, lot of dino hate today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxFrgql5dc

>>34056024
They change things because different arguments come to light
The tism spectrum argument is from numerous psychological studies
The my gender is feefeee today retardation is from sociology and gender studies
Also the dsm-5 only has an entry for gender dysphoria
if you've read the entry it states that gender dysphoria is a mental illness where subjects think that they are the opposite gender they have been assigned at birth
Psychology is an actual science don't believe libtards

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>>34056067
ikr bru?

I bet these fucks don't even like Rebor.

>>34056063
>Implying i'm a subhuman degenerate
I can trace my ancestry for 8 generations mudblood
can you say the same

Ground pounder here, can confirm, office spergs only good for licking stamps in the army.

>>34056058
what the fuck my dude
dinosaurs are not fun to play with
I couldn't stand that toy shit from being a small baby child
Let alone a 25 year old man
what the fuck
please go to a tism doctor

>>34055983
>He doesn't play with his car model collection when he's bored
What are you? Gay?

>>34056112
why the fuck are there so many autists on /k/
what the fuck

>>34056109
Okay, so you telling me you don't like seeing dinosaurs fight?
If you don't you're a liar, if you do,
imagine the difference between watching someone shooting guns, and shooting guns.
That's the difference between watching dinosaurs fight in movies or w/e, and fucking have plastic on plastic brawls of tooth and claw, feel and controlling the destruction in your hands.

>>34056120
>Being on 4chan
>Not expecting a shitload of autistics
Do you realize there's literally boards made for discussions of toys, paper origami, and a fucking cartoon's show about horses? Do you realize what website you are in?

>>34056138
i thought /k/ was different man
being of fit for years i've been accustomed to different anons

>>34056120
your on an autistic friend simulator friendo.

>>34056136
No you absolute mong
they're plastic figures
I would love to see t-rexs murder each other
But i would not give a shit at all for mushing 2 plastic figures together in my hands
what the fuck how do you not understand that it's weird

>>34056155
>>34056157

>>34056165
not being able to engage in imaginative play is a sign of autism anon

>>34056165
You lack an imagination, anon. You display signs of autism

>>34056155
Hold up, are you telling me /fit/ isn't as autistic when it comes to their gainz?

>>34056178
>>34056190
what?
literally no
you're literally stuck in a fantasy land playing with dinosaurs collecting tismbux while i'm actually working, have a gf and generally living actual life
who's the real autist here m8rino?

>>34056211
They don't play with toy dinosaurs in between sets if that's what you're asking

>>34056212
Or
Or
They're functional adults who are capable of imagination and fantasy and you're a joyless autism.

>>34056212
I only play with dinosaurs when bored. That's not "living" in a fantasy world, that's a healthy exercise of imagination.
>tismbux
I'm not Government leech, scumbag.
>living an actual life
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

>>34056226
No, they shouldn't even be allowed to own guns or vote

>>34056226
or
Or
OR they are literal autists obsessed with children's toys, cartoons and anemu and will never procreate in their lives

>>34056233
>will never get a gf
>IT'S SOCIETY THAT'S WRONG
>NOT ME

>>34053068
WAIT. AUTISTIC PEOPLE GET MARRIED??!!! HOW DID YOU DO IT??

Pls Help

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>>34052492
your an idiot you told them Jesus if you cant figure out not to tell them, then it a good thing we will not see you.

>>34056266
he said he had low grade ass burgers
you probably have full blown tism
not the same

There's no way. I ran into an uber autist during Vigilant Guard in Georgia this year. He kept asking people if they'd read his book.

>>34056256
I've had chances are girlfriends before but didn't take them. Both were black girls who ended up moving a way but kept trying to get close to me.

Only once have I been turned down for being a bit autistic, but that's because the chick had mental issues too and went into hibernation inside her fucking head to cope with Trump winning.

>>34055973
>kids don't use guns
Maybe if you were a faggot as a child

>>34056157
No, that's /pol/ and /r9k/

>>34056275
>not the same
but they are, you're just trying to feel a little bit (unjustifiably) better about yourself

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>>34056343
Are you so sure?
This is the board that has togethers where men dressed as anime girls, people in fursuits, pasty fat men bringing fireaxes and gas masks to ranges, eat brownies with cum inside them and attract the attention of the local authorities.

This is the board where entire threads that are up 24/7 consist of tripfags roleplaying as anime girls selling sewn autism for $6.50 a pop and making a successful living off of it.

This is the board where screencaps of stories told by deviant hunters molesting woodland creatures are made just so people can wack their meat to said story later.

The board where everybody roleplays as Soviet Russians despite hating communism.

Where the FUCK do you think you are?

>>34056294
kek nice job dodging that nutjob
and nice going with the black chicks
subhumans those ones

>>34056359
>It's called an autism spectrum disorder because everyone on the spectrum is totally the same with no variations

>>34052526
>>successfully

>>34056303
>kids that play with dinos 4-5 years old
>kids that aren't faggots have to fire a gun at least once before 4-5 years of age or else they're faggots
logical

>>34052492

And this is why you never let anyone test your kids. They give fake bullshit results that only are used to harm them and take away rights.

If a kid has add or autism, a good beating may work best for their future.

Have fun when they take away your gun rights.

>>34052825
>why do people on a tajikistani geo prizm restoration group have assburgers
gee, I wonder
protip: it's not much better in the real world.
visit arfcom, AKfiles or hell your local gunshow for that matter and just breath in the heavy fumes of spaghetti.
it's pretty much the same with most of the mechanical hobbies like cars or aircraft.

>>34056432
I'm doing my best to be patient but you're really fucking autistic. It's called autism, not Asperger's Snowflake Syndrome, you're not some Rain Man, and probably not even capable enough to consent to contracts. You get no say in anything other than what color underwear you put on in the morning, given that you dress yourself.

>>34056560
I'm not autistic you retard
and you can disagree with me all you want the dsm-5 still lists it as tism spectrum disorder
t. psych student
oh and kys

>>34056578
You sound totally normal and mentally healthy. Good luck

>>34056155
>/fit/
>not autismal as fug
They just prefer gainz to trains over there

>>34056587
>implying i care that an internet retard with no knowledge of psych thinks about me
btw drink bleach

>>34056604
>he's still responding

>>34056601
gains get you gfs, confidence and social skills
trains get you more m'tism

>>34056611
you could also cut your wrists

>>34056622
>these are all things a totally healthy and normal psych student says

>>34056626
remember across the street for attention
down the road for results

>>34056638
This is all the fun of arguing with crazy people on the street with no risk of being stabbed with an hep c needle.

>>34056648
pro tip cut your carotid arteries and you can bleed out in approx 1-2 minutes!

>>34056614
>/fit/
>social skills
I won't argue that getting swole is a much better use of an autist's obsession than trains or chineses cartoons
also
>/fit/
>heterosexual
they're probably the only board gayer than /k/

>>34056708
You need to be bottom 5% on the tism scale to not gain social skills after you've lifted for a year
Can't really argue that one
Honestly after going through the whole fit transformation the testosterone has made me want to fuck anything with a hole
it's weird though cause you only get that when lifting or when really horny

>>34056655
*tips katana*

Really though your autism levels are off the chart. Sure it's all the same shit but you are really trying your damnedest to bring it to new levels.

>>34056801
second pro tip! Bleeding out causes your mind to release neurotransmitters that cause hallucinations!
So if you ever kill yourself don't blow your brains out or you'll miss that one last trip!

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>>34056833
An exit bag is more reliable and cleaner.

Of course... if you really want to go out in style all you have to do is challenge yours truly here.

Pic related: I am a formidable opponent in both the Kancho no Daisu and Banzai ari Wato disciplines.

>>34056863
>implying asphyxiation could ever be as reliable as bleeding out
third pro tip taking an aspirin before cutting your shit up will make it harder for blood to coagulate thus making you lose blood at a quicker rate!

>>34055973
buddy, I hate to say this, but guns are toys for adults.

We are all man-children here.

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>>34056938
Good luck bleeding out from self-inflicted wounds. As a master of the legendary 'million cuts' routine I can tell you that only a true samurai like myself can properly bleed a target. So come at me, let us see how long you last...

~DarkFlame1997

>>34056963
pro tip number four
talking a bath while cutting your shit up will make the blood even less likely to coagulate thus bleeding out even quicker!

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Anon's having a bad thread

>>34056977
A bath? No my good sir a true gentleman like me only takes showers. Cold. Showers.

Why? You ask.

Let me tell you. Two reasons:

1. Discipline
2. Mental toughness
My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.

>>34057003
pro tip number five don't cut across the road even for attention, you might end up slicing a ligament or major nerve, causing severe permanent damage!
Stick to down the road!

>>34057024
that was pro tip 0

>>34057024
you got these on your Deviantart or something? solid gold

>>34057040
for some reason i can autistically remember physiological bullshit from school
maybe i should have gone to med school

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>>34057024
Ah, I see you have run out of these 'pro-tips'. Allow me to assist you with your, *ahem*, cranial insufficiencies.

>>34057057
that would necessitate leaving your parents basement

>>34057033
no it was a correction to protip 0

>>34057069
it can't be pro tip 0 and 5

get it together

>>34057065
I'm a chad compared you your shit autism filled life faggot

What the fuck is going on here

>>34057081
blow me loser

>>34057081
to your*

>>34057079
k pro tip 0 can stay as it was
pro tip 5 is be careful not to cause permanent damage by slicing a nerve or ligament in your forearm

>>34057085

I don't know either. Skimming the thread is bad enough.

>>34052492 you should focus on getting yourself a good therapist to help moderate your ASD (hopefully), rather than dwelling on why a bunch of grunts and POGs don't want you.

>>34052492
>You could turn aspies and high functioning autists into some of the most cold blooded killers on the planet if you tried.

The military doesn't need killers, it needs glorified rent-a-cops and "conflict resolution specialists" to keep goat-fuckers from killing each other over fucking each other's goats. Think you can handle that, Rainman?

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>>34052492

I got rejected too OP, it's not so bad after the first 6 months. At least you're not going to fight Israel's wars and not be paid like shit. Plus most of the vets I know always complain about back and knee pain so there's that.

>>34057060
pro tip number 6
If you're not willing to risk cutting your disgusting neck/face area, consider slicing your femoral artery!
It's a major artery that can be found on the inside of your thigh! You'll be dead in a minute!

>>34057124
A clusterfuck of autists getting out autismed by people that want to fuck with them

>>34057060
where'd you go faggot i got more pro tips

>>34056120
>why the fuck are there so many autists on /k/
how's your first day on 4chan?

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>>34056157

I'm an autistic who unironically uses this site as a friend simulator desu.

>>34052825
You can't be good or bad at just buying a specific thing.

>>34052825

>I'm really rethinking my hobby right now
Anon show some independence of thought.

>>34052492
Oh shit. I could get out of being drafted then

>>34056095
your bloodline is weak. what do you have to show for it?

>>34052492
Just be thankful that when the draft comes up you won't be forced into the first line in being thrown into war that doesn't benefit anyone except the government.

>>34057515
i'm not on the spectrum but pretty much this
>>34055988
we're all pseudo-friends here!
i should go order some more patches.

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>>34052492
Hey OP, just enlist and don't tell about your autism.
I have asperger syndrom and I went through army selection and I ended up in the best special force regiment of my country (I'm a french fag).
I was physically the worst of the applicants but they took me because I was one of the smartest.
But the fact of outsmarting the others and having a big mouth caused my abandonment, officers hated me and put physical and mental pressure + low blows on me until I gave up, my platoon officer even took me appart to tell me he didn't like me at all and that he will do everything to kick me out.

at this time I didn't have the medication and supplements that I take today, maybe I could have went through if I had it at this time. Maybe not

My advise is that you can do it, but just do what they ask you, shut your mouth and keep low profile.
I think the worst thing to undergo is doing all the fucking senseless tasks.

For the other autists in the thread :
take => magnesium, B6 B12, taurine supplements + piracetam (medication)
Avoid at all cost => food that contain gluten and casein. (wheat and milk, bread and cheese etc)

If you do this you will basically be almost normal.
You're welcome

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>>34058039
>Avoid at all cost => food that contain gluten and casein. (wheat and milk, bread and cheese etc)

I think that even if I knew doing this would 100% cure my autism I still wouldnt, I cant live without bread and cheese. Truly, life is hell.

>>34058148
Dude I know its hard but its worth it.
just try for a month, then restart to eat bread and milk, then stop for one month again.
this way you can compare how it changes you.

the best thing I tried recently is piracetam, this shit is amazing, I like to talk to people now.

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>>34052492
CWC battalion when?

>>34055973
>kid shows are for fucking children
wtf are you a pedo?
What the fuck you fucking degenerate
go to a fucking asylum

>>34052492
If you thought it was a good idea to tell them you're mentally ill, then you're not a "high functioning" autist.

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>>34057132
>mfw my knees and back are still fine
>mfw I've got a six figure job lined up when I get out in 4 months from the skills and networking I've done
>mfw not a grunt

>>34052534
You just need to get your dick cut if you're part of the 48%, pretend that you have a hairball while singing tone deaf for 15 minutes, and find a jap who's not too obnoxious. That last one is the tricky part.

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>>34052492
>tfw have adhd
>tfw country has a draft and i could legally avoid it
>tfw friend with adhd calls me crazy for not avoiding it
>tfw classmates call me crazy for not avoiding it
>tfw all the cucky adults call me crazy for not avoiding it
>tfw been in the scouts fo years on end and army here is barely a tenth of what i had to endure
>tfw I've earned respect from everyone in my circle and unit
Sucks to be you OP

>>34058148

Yeah I'll die an autismo before I give up dietary groups.

Regardless of that, you're right, we shouldn't take medical advice from anonymous people on the internet.

>>34052930
Can non-jews become citizens in Israel?

Wait, I thought if you had autism you were allowed?

I'm seeing a recruiter in a week but I have autism. Can I really not join?

>>34061285
Were you formally diagnosed? If so, you're fucked mate. If not then don't say shit.

>>34057631
Pure aryan here faggot
Unlike your tainted bloodline

>>34052492
Just go back and remind them that asperger's isn't a real disease.

>>34056007
Shine on, you crazy diamond. Don't let a bunch of niggers on the internet get you down.

>>34056095
It's easy to trace your genealogy when your family tree doesn't branch.

>>34058148
>>34060750
That's basically the diary and casein (A type of milk protein) free diet which is known in the autism community as an alternative method to meds. There's been some improvement in the condition but it doesn't cure you from the 'tism. Most likely it reduces the anxiety and generls obnoxious high functioning fags like me. However, results may vary. Some folks take lithium supplements as an alternative, you might talk to your psychiatrist about it. I managed to get off meds and supplements completely (With help of my psychiatrist) using the sheer advantage of autistic determination, patience and willpower because I'm trying to get in the Officer Corps. If anything, the whole process can teach one to be self aware about themselves

>>34061940
try avoiding gluten too,
and ask your psychiatrist about piracetam, its a nootropic, so it doesn't have side effects.
It makes you think faster and being more spontaneous when you talk to people and you seem less weird

>>34052492
>You could turn aspies and high functioning autists into some of the most cold blooded killers on the planet if you tried.
kikes (read: israel) have been weaponizing autism for a couple decades now. They use them for data analysis.

>I get that the low functioning ones that are pretty much retarded don't belong
This.

>high functioning autists can have pretty much no problems with the right therapy.
We truly are the master race.

>>34059830
>find a jap who's not too obnoxious.
I don't quite follow.

>>34060750
magnesium, B6 B12 and taurine are supplements, basically its vital elements that everybody need to be in good health.
The problem with autism is that stress + being hyper concentrated with our specifics interests, drain completely those elements in our body, so we need way more of these than normal people and we absolutely need to take them as supplements.

piracetam is a medication, its not necessary but it greatly affect your social life because it makes you like talking to people an thinking way faster.

the great advantage of piracetam compared to other poison that psychiatrists gives you is that it does not interact with your brain chimical messages between neurons, it only enhance your brain oxygenation, this is why its not a medication used in psychiatry, its only used in dyslexia or memory loss for old people, its not even a stimulant, its about oxygenating the brain.

>>34056211
>>34056601
>fit
>gains
wew lad
Fit is basically body /fa/, they don't care about fitness, athleticism, or even strength.

>>34061940
I don't know about my autism but going on a high fat low carb diet has changed my life. Used to get hungry again 30 mins after eating and just starved myself until the next meal. Now I eat some eggs and sausage for breakfast and I'm cool until dinner practically.

>>34052492
Aye it sucks. Finland at least splits autists into two groups (high functioning and low functioning) and let the high functioning in.

It's cool reading about WW2 and some guys who obviously had aspergers doing amazing stuff which just depresses mer more.

>>34062719
>jewish american princess
took me a minute too

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>>34052492
>tfw normies will get butchered while I sit home and watch anime.
Feels good

>>34062774
>/k/
>guns
wew lad
/k/ is basically /pol/ lite, they don't care about rifles, shotguns or even handguns.
please kys for being an autist

>>34056578
>dsm-5
>psych student
lololololollolol
psychology is a crapshoot and far from solid science since a lot of shit is conjecture.

>>34065711
the difference between that and what I said is that /fit/ makes sure that all the real fitness content is relegated to about 2 or 3 generals while the other 100+ thread are about ascetics over strength/fitness.

>turn aspie into cold blooded killer
>he immediately shoots up his unit because he couldn't handle the bantz

Being some retarded weeb who trips over his own feet and stutters every other word is not beneficial in any way. High functioning sociopathy is where it's at.

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Oh look it's the daily
>Waaaaah I couldn't get a gun / join up because I'm an autist / faggot / fatfuck / tranny or a combination of the above
Thread

>>34056435
name 1 war Israel has lost. Ill wait.

>>34052711
>dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs replying to dubs

>>34057060
I really enjoy how you can clearly see his mom taking the picture of him in the mirror.

>>34070392
Actually, trannies are very accepted in the armed forces here in the US, officers are ordered to encourage any consideration of transitioning.

Don't join the military, we need autists to run intelligence and sniper overwatch from their NEETcaves in the upcoming Civil War 2.0

>Anime girl picture
>Actual diagnosed sperg
>Actual self admitted sperg

Yeah. No. Fuck off. Tell your MEPS I thank their service.

>>34058148
My parents tried this on me back when I was still a small child. It didn't work, mostly because I didn't eat that shit and the substitutes were god awful.

>>34070942
They're ordered to inform soldiers there are options. You better believe its half assed.

>Formation
>Fall out and horshoe around me
>Information about various subjects put out
>oh by the way if you want to change sexes, yadda yadda yadda, etc etc etc, SO DON'T BE PEEIN IN NO FEMALE LATRINES TRACKING?
>Sergeant Major is walking past us
>HEY, FUCKIN, WHATEVER GENDER IS ON YOUR DEERS THATS THE LATRINE YOU USE GOT IT? JESUS LOVES YOU.

>>34070430
The Kikes get truckfuls if aid money and military equipment from the US (Z.O.G. Isn't a meme tbqh).

>>34070942
Are you being sarcastic?

>>34055903
This is a Jap cartoon forum and all weebs are gay pedos. Get over it and welcome to the not-so-new normal.

Funny how autists aren't allowed but mentally ill men who cut their dicks off to become women are good to go.

>>34075082
unironically activated my almonds

>>34055267
Who the fuck wouldn't ?!

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>turned down from doing my conscription service because of my eyesight (-3.5)
>if I'd gotten to do a year of military service I'd probably have gotten the discipline I'd needed to finish higher education instead of being just another dropout on neetbux

>>34052513
Don't forget their game with ISIS and calling in airstrikes via the Russians

>>34052492
K, ik you'll never read this, this far down on the thread OP, but fuck the military and working for the gubmint as a fucking welfare queen to look like a Chad. It ain't all its cracked up to be. Just stock up with milsurp shit, practice tactics where you can, bunker down, and wait for the SHTF moment when the world comes crashing down or for you to die and let someone inherit your shit. Hell, check out some militias or if you're ballsy enough, try to be a freelance merc (fed contractors are too stingy tho, so youre SOL there)

>>34052492
Uhh I dunno OP lots of dudes I served with in the Army were fucking aspies. They made the best analysts and senior NCOs.

>>34052492
not "forgetting" to tell MEPs/the recruiter...

I thought the autism thing was a joke on 4chan, what the fuck

I have autism but I aged out of all the symptoms but one: I am completely faceblind. I have no idea who anyone is at any time.
>that feel when special interest is artillery systems but can't find any way to get near them
I just wanted to kill people several miles away, is that so bad.

>>34070972
They were winning before the aid, and Zog is 100% a meme.

They did nuclear blackmail us though.