Dubs/first to 10 replies decides what I write on the side of

>>34050078
>I could have bought something good, but all I got was this shitty levergun

Alternatively

>what are box mags?

>>34050084
Fuck me.
The model 60 is the pre-10/22.
Disregard levergun jab everyone.

>>34050099
winrar

>>34050099
Kek, I guess OP has to write this on his stock now.

One day he'll bring it to the range and have to explain how for once anon was the faggot and not OP.

>>34050078
This machine kills communists

>>34050078
Reply to this or your mom doesn't doesn't die tonight in a tight fight with a kite.

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>>34050112
I meant that on the side of the gun.

>>34050078
>buys a gun just to shit on it
Well done.

>>34050099
OP better deliver

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>>34050099

>>34050190
HAHA, OP FUCKIN DELIVERED!
If trips you have to take it to the range tomorrow and post a thread with your experience!

>>34050190
Today, OP was not a faggot

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>>34050099
P2

>>34050223
fucking cash OP.
Rerolling for >>34050208

>>34050132
Actually a big fan of model 60's, hell it was he first gun I ever bought myself. This one is just a pile of shit, the trigger assembly is broken in half and even though its stainless it's rusty as fuck.

>>34050234
Carry on then. You did deliver.

>>34050078

Write the dead husband's name, then do something epic with the gun to honor him

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>>34050211

Roll dubs again and I'll light it on fire and dump a tube

>>34050277
that was easy

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>>34050277

>>34050277
We are waiting for your next delivery.

will deliver, just left to get food first. Bump to keep this thread alive!

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>>34050277

>>34050262
Holy dogshit, the absolute madman

haha op the absolute madman

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>>34050311
WHAT DOES THIS DO?!?!?!?!?!
does this mean he has to pull the trigger with his dick or something?!

>>34050334
>off by one
that was a close one, op almost ended up literally dickless

>>34050334
>Inb4 dubs

>>34050277
Do it.

>>34050277
Rolling

>>34050366
FUCK

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>>34050366

>>34050366
HAHAHAHAHAHA, MOTHERFUCKER, THIS IS THE THREAD OF DUBS!

By the end of this whole thread there will be no less than
>forty rounds of .22lr, one round of 7.62x39, four beers two whores six chicken breasts and a hospital visit that wasn't needed.

Now.
How are we gonna do this anons?

You know, I've always wondered about what to do with a gun in shit condition.

Let's take OP's Marlin as an example, What if most of everything but the stock, maybe the barrel and chamber are in good condition but the rest is dogshit? Can you just throw them away and keep the rest without it counting as a firearm but merely "firearm parts"?

>>34050377
double fuck?

>>34050366
>>34050377
Double dubs

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>>34050383

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>>34050311

>>34050388
>hitler dubs.
what am I missing that only my first (and shittiest) post has dubs?
Trips Plox?

>>34050078
If I get trips you have to remove all of the work you've done

>>34050412
if trips nobody can reroll this shit.
If dubs, they can only remove one letter at a time.

>>34050078
wew......

>>34050401
are you using nail polish?

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>>34050366
>>34050377
>>34050388
>all these dubs
LEGENDARY THREAD IN PROGRESS.

>>34050412
REROLL

>>34050420
Rolling.

>>34050424
I'm running out of crazy ideas.

Perhaps he'd have to get it NFA'd? (Suppressor and SBR it?)
Replace the forend with a dildo?
Cum on it?

>>34050433
close...

>>34050441
HOLY SHIT CUM ON IT!

>>34050441
Oh boy, here we go.
>spray paint it rainbow.

>>34050453
it happens so much on here it's gotten boring

>>34050461
Good point.
Damn it, we're reaching the point that our depravity is just depraved and not amusing.

Perhaps he should instead love and cherish it as his /k/ommando rifle?

>>34050412
rolling

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>>34050477
he could shit in it?

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>>34050477
>Perhaps he should instead love and cherish it as his /k/ommando rifle?
Is this going to be /k/'s version of the holding hands meme?

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Slow internet, webm wouldn't upload. Shooting from bathroom window because Farmlyfe

>>34050502
may be time to fix that screen

>>34050489
I won't shit on it, but I will cum on it. Open chamber or on the stock?

>>34050502
>moments before his house burns down

>>34050523
no, we know you'll cum in it. lets think outside of the box

>>34050521
Nah, I shoot from it all the time. I have AR 500 steel plates setup out to 300 yards. Nothing like finishing a shit and blasting off a few!

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>>34050524
>house


>>34050523
Oh, no. Time for me to find somewhere else to be.

Sleep with it OP. In your bed. And hug it tenderly.

Deep fry it OP

>>34050539
Trailers attached to a homemade shed are houses too, right?

>>34050563
...maybe. Cum first.

Thread is dying. Dubs and I do whatever you say

Good luck OP. I'll check back in the morning

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>>34050582
burn it

>>34050531
I'm still thinking he ought to just let it live

Buy it a new stock and trigger pack, lovingly care for it, perhaps buy it a suppressor.
Who knows?
Maybe it'll be your favorite rifle in a few months.

If there could ever be trips for a noble cause, now would be the time anons.
Save this post raifu from her awful fate.

>>34050423
...yes

>>34050582
cum
on
gun

>>34050598
Fine, DUBS THEN!

See how many times you can cum on it before failure. Then, lovingly care for it as your raifu and keep /k/ updates on its status

>>34050603
NO, save the poor thing.
It'll be a /k/ first!

>>34050582
Cum into the barrel
Shoot the gun

Literally blow your load

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>>34050624
One. Last. Try.
SAVE THE RAIFUS!

>>34050632
Re roll

>>34050633
Kek. How does op save the raifu?

>>34050633
Winner

Gay, but Fair

>>34050645
New stock, new trigger pack, and eventually a suppressor!
Sights, mags, the works!

>>34050582
Rollan' for an obnoxiously huge scope on it.

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>>34050582
find a box of cereal in your food pantry

light it on fire outside on your porch

post it to youtube and title it 'why.jpg'

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>>34050645
By not cumming on it.

>>34050668
Perhaps by holding it?
Snuggling with it?
Cleaning it?
Lovingly zeroing the sights and feeding it match grade ammo?
As I said earlier, a new stock and trigger pack?

Love and cherish anon. Love and cherish.

>>34050662
do what this guy said

>>34050662

dubs and you do this but you have to put the gun in the fire too

>>34050700
This.
So much this.
Dubs confirms it.

>>34050582
Cum on rifle and take a pic. Then post the pic of cummed on rifle on Armslist in your area and post the link.

>>34050662
op nobody is going to get dubs any time soon so just do what this guy said

>>34050711
hahahahaha

>>34050700
You must refurbish this weapon. Feed it many squirrels.

>>34050401
>>34050401
>>34050423
blood obviously

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>>34050502
what the fuck did i just walk into here


OP you are going to catch your window on fire wtf are you doing

>>34050582
if its safe, shoot a hole in your wall. you can always patch it up with shit

only if its safe, if you have nieghbors and shit dont be a retard

im just assuming you live in the middle of nowhere

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>>34050733
>>34050733
>>34050733
>>34050582

Sorry guys, I cummed on it to establish dominance and it is now my raifu wife. My other raifus will be jealous (espically stumpy) but now I will treat her right and love her. /k/ will get a monthly update on her wellbeing and modifications.

>>34050754
Well as long as you love and cherish it that's fine.

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>>34050754

>>34050733
>>34050733
OH FUCK.

>>34050711
It's perfect. Kek has punished you for your lack of faith. Now op gets to laugh at you for all of eternity. Every time he shoots his rifle he will think of you, the non believer.

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>>34050733
>>34050733
OHHHHHHHHH SHIT

>>34050401
Your living space makes me want to vomit, I can't think of a more disgusting carpet...

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>>34050768

>>34050501
Anon! Spoilers!

>>34050582
If post number is >>34050822, shove the barrel up your ass and post pics.

Lick the cum off

>>34050793
Google fridgebro.

oh boy it's one of those threads
I can't even think of anything interesting to suggest
if dubs, attach some weird shit as bayonet, dildo, spoon, hammer, screwdriver, anything

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>>34050733

>>34050824
Rerolling this.
OP, you better deliver.

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>>34050899
please let my dubs cancel out this gross request

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>>34050733
>>34050733
deliver faggot

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>>34050918
no dont!

>>34050918
If dubs again, OP must deliver.

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>>34050933
>>34050933
>>34050918
>>34050918
>>34050733
>>34050733
HOLY SHIT

>>34050582
If trips remove all other writing and add a Kekistani flag and Shadilay to the side.
Also, https://youtu.be/mkr4O-yRw24 is now the thread theme.

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>>34050999
>>34050999
>>34050933
>>34050733

>>34050899
If dubs again, OP must deliver.
>>34050907
If dubs, no dubs for you.

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>>34050999
Oh shit

>>34051033
so many fucking gets in this thread, is OP even here?

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>>34051042
K

If dubs, this thread can never be posted on Reddit.
>>34051042
I've been like half of them so far.

>>34051099
To be precise, my gets so far have been:
>>34050899
>>34050933
>>34050999
>>34051033
>>34051099
Maybe not half, but still quite a few of them. Thread is dying, OP please come back.

>>34051134
OP already had all of his conditions met you gaping faggot. He's been gone forever.

>>34051142
What a shame, abandoning thread.

>>34051155
He shot his wall and got arrested before he could post pics.

>>34050926
>harder evidence
kek

This entire thread was an emotional rollercoaster

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>>34050234
>even though its stainless it's rusty as fuck
How does something like that even happen?

OP here, went to sleep.

Raifu isn't going up my ass. Not getting a front sight blade caughton my sphincter. I will shoot a hole through my wall in a future thread (gotta wait until family isn't visiting) and because trips I will remove other writing and replace with kekistani flag and shadilay, will deliver later today when return from work

>>34053603
Alright OP, I understand the sphincter paranoia. Your choice to deliver the rest.
If dubs you will have a good day at work.

>>34052903
there are different types of stainless, a marine environment will put some rust on most stainless alloys.

>>34053603
lol please be real

someone cap this b4 404

>>34050733
oh shit oh shit oh shit

>>34050592
rerolling

>>34050078
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>34052903
Everything with iron can rust.
[spoiler]even your blood.[/spoiler]