Ground Kebab

>>34046576
Love and kindness, by the looks of him. I'd be a terrible hunter.

22LR, from a Marlin 60, Glenfield scope.

After the corn fields get harvested in the fall, these fuckers pop up and its a game of whack a mole.

The farmers are good with it, and so are the foxes.

>>34046576
I killed one by filling his hole with gasoline and lighting it at a distance with an electric match

>>34046689
Did it run out on fire?

>>34046689
I dont think you quite understand. the hole was filled to the top with gas. It probably drowned first but the big ass explosion definitely finished him off

>>34046711
V...vids of it?

>>34046721
unfortunately no. I was drunk off mt ass and probably would have held the camera backwards anyway.

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>>34046735
Jesus Christ anon

a gun

>>34046735
Future serial killer.

>>34046576
Unfinished wood table leg.

A .410 shotgun, preferably an old single shot with a worn, rugged stock, that leans against the backdoor frame for just such occasions.

We miss you, Granny Pierce.

one showed up at a range where I was firing a 20mm cannon. I think some groundhog bits landed in a kids pool 20 miles away.

>>34046576
My AR with some 50gr V-Max.
>>34049470
Kek, i once killed a squirrel with a shovel. Actually felt remorse.

>>34049549
Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>34046576
Gunstock Warclub.

>>34046711

>I dont think you quite understand. the hole was filled to the top with gas.

That would just burn instead of exploding. Gasoline isn't automagically some kind of high explosive. You need to vaporize it in the correct air to fuel ratio before it actually explodes.

let it live with me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9HlHnpI99A&spfreload=10

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>>34046576
I usually use a my Marlin 795 .22, as they like to undermine the foundations of my barns and are often found there.

>>34049968
Melee guy pls

>>34046587
This. I just have a soft spot for most small mammals. Most are just too cute for me to kill (unless I absolutely had to)

>>34046576
>What is your weapon of choice in dispatching these bastards?
My dick

>>34051453
furfag

>>34049441

>future

>>34046576
Nukes

>>34049441

Don't jump to conclusions. When I was 12 I removed a bunch of mole kabobs from a friend's front yard with a tank of propane, some wet newspaper and a book of matches. I've only killed two people out of curiosity since then. Hardly a serial killer.

>>34052234
how many do you need to kill in order to be serial killer?

Beretta cx4 storm 9mm

>>34054850
What kind of rounds?

>>34046587
>>34050141
>>34051362

I'm like that too: it's too cute to hurt. I want to protect that smile.

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>>34046576
My cudgel, tyrone the big black club

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>>34054944

>>34055450
So it blows it in half?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuMZLq2DjqQ

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Only one rifle needed. Rifle remove ground fascist fast, no mess

>>34052554
>3

>>34055711
>no mess

You clearly haven't had to scrape one of these out of your barn after shooting it there, anon. It was bad with a .243, I can only imagine what 7.62 would do.

>>34052554
>how many do you need to kill in order to be serial killer?

Not sure. Want to come over and we can talk about it?

>>34055642
holy SHIT

>>34055979

I mean, he's still right because
>no mess
means you basically have blown the thing into a fine mist.

>but muh barn

Once in a while the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of (ground) tyrants.

I'm only ever hitting them at close range, and not very far from neighbors, so the boring but practical answer: A bolt-action Marlin .22 using subsonic hollowpoints. Headshots drop 'em like rocks. Rocks that can do partial backflips.

>>34046576
>What is your weapon of choice in dispatching these bastards?
I've only ever needed to remove ground kebab once, and I had the good fortune to see my tunneling foe walking in the street in front of my house while driving home.

>why did the groundhog cross the road?
>he didn't

historically, for me - .222 Rem. Lost count on how many.

Last few years - .17 hmr, and a couple 20ga.

>>34046576
Family used mustard gas for dealing with them.

I ran over a really fuckin big one a couple hours ago

>>34059410
My grandmother used to make mustard gas to kill ground pests. From ants to moles, her final solution was gas the holes.

12 gauge with deer slugs. I like to pretend im using a 20mm on tiny facists.

>>34046576
#4 flight control buck out of a 30in full choke 12g shotgun. Shreds pests easy and with only vague aim. Works best when you ask Billy to hold your beer and fire the gun one handed anyway.

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>>34054996

>>34061260
>thousandyardstare.png

>>34046576
The closest rifle to hand because the fuckers go innaground as soon as the door opens so i have to be quick.

Got most of them though.

Anyone ever just dump a bunch of black powder in a burrowing pest's holes? I'm wondering if the sudden pressure followed by fuckloads of smoke will deal with the bastard.

I use an industrial air compressor with hydraulic line and a solenoid to pressure blast those fuckers. One flew a good foot out of the ground after 50 gallons of 300 PSI air throat fucked his home sweet home

>>34046587
>>34046747
>>34049441
>>34051362
pussy

one time I was chasing a possum with a broom handle and it ran under my lawn mower
I turned it on

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>>34046576
t-the fuck is that?

>>34046576
Normally a savage 93FVSS in .22 wmr. When I'm felling like having a bit of fun I make some smoke bombs and toss them down the hole. When they run out my buddies and shoot them with ARs or whatever else we have.

>>34063054
A groundhog, which is a smallish burrowing creature in North America. AKA the bane of farmers.

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>Oversized ground rat removal.
>No precision air rifles.
Are you Google's fucking with me? Come on /k/ you used to be better than this.

>>34046576
pipe bomb. fire in the hole and whatnot

>>34060448
Ah, Granny Hans. Always looked a bit like a dude, but she was sweet, if a bit old fashioned.

>>34046576
25-06

>>34064329
> not blowing them up with massively oversized rounds and tannerite

Its not about a clean kill, its about sending a message

>>34046735
what a shame. would have been some good fap material.

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>>34046576

.45 from a 1911. Little fucker's been living under our damn deck (inside a fenced yard, with several dogs that use a dog door, no fucking less,) and because of the way our place is laid out, by the time I circle around the garage, he's already caught wind of me and ducked under the deck again. So I stepped into the garage and popped out the side door like fucking Charlie out of a fox-hole and lit him up from about five feet. Little bastard still managed to charge back to his burrow. No mushroom cloud in evidence. Fuddyfive is a lie.

All this, because despite having a barn, a pony, etc; apperently shooting whistlepigs from the kitchen window is just a weee bit too redneck for my mother.

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1 romanian
some wood

Also, since this seems like the appropriate thread, I will share with anon how to Blow Woodchucks.

Ingredients needed:

1 bendy PVC pipe (the ones off the end of a gutter downspout are perfect)

1 quart of gasoline

1 occupied woodchuck burrow

1-10 friends waiting with shotguns

First, block off the burrow entrances with shovels, leaving only two still open. Pick one, and pour the gasoline in with the pipe. Withdraw it slowly, trickling the last bit of gasoline out, so as to form a fuze of sorts.

Light the gasoline.

Now woodchucks dig down around a 45 degree angle, so when the woodchuck exits the burrow it'll sketch a max-efficiency trajectory. Maximum points are awarded for hitting the woodchuck "on the wing," but hitting him on the ground (and he will land running) is acceptable.

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>>34063040
This

>>34046576
>weapon of choice in dispatching these bastards?

A frog gig is fun.

Shoot some with 9, some others with 45. Use the same quality hollowpoint in both calibers, i.e. Gold dots.

Compare the carcasses and settle the war - at the very least it would be an interesting thread

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During Sandy Vagina I really needed a ground kebab removal gun, I already had my AR's before the gouging and no one was buying bolt actions. LGS had a used Savage Axis 2 in .223 with a Nikko Sterling scope for 125. Didn't need anything special just needed to get these fuckers deader. Wasn't amazingly accurate but I could hit the damn things at 100 yards if I didn't want to walk all that far to kill them.
>mfw buy first .338 laupa rifle
>get it zeroed at LGS
>decide to remove ground kebab for shits and including but not limited to giggles
>now you see him
>now he's pink mist

>>34070495
Seriously? Talk about overkill

Marlin 882SS, Simmon's 3-9x 22 MAG scope, Hornady .22 Mag V-Max .30gr.

I found .22LRs and cheaper, lower powered .22 Mags weren't dropping them without a headshot. I'd find the bodies dead from infection weeks later. But the Hornady's drop them like flour bags.

>>34046576
Go to a local welding supply shop and pick up a tank of acetylene, if the o2 displacement doesn't suffocate it the violent explosion will.