*"a man of wealth and taste" starts playing*

It's going to be like this all summer, isn't it?

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>>34044222
If you think of it like /k/'s Mardi Gras and just have fun with it then you might find it's not so bad. There are still good threads but it's mostly a big sloppy retarded shitposting party until Labor Day.

>>34044203
You don't know what that song's called, do you?

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>>34044447
*"it ain't me" by "Clarence's Clarinet Recital" starts playing*

>>34044470
*"purple rain" by jimmy neutron starts playing*

>>34044470
*by selena gomez

*patriotic music drowned out by How Does It Feel?, sung by Bob Seger and the Silver Mullet Band*

Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby!

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>>34044203
>Glory, Glory Hallelujah starts playing

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have you heard about the bird?

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>>34044596
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

>>34044599
Malcolm in the Middle East... that show is the bomb.

>>34044470
Eh those are Rolling Stones lyrics

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*"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein..." starts playing*

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>>34045522
"... und das heist"

>>34045838
*heißt

ERIKA

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>>34045856
"Eins von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein.."

>>34044470
>Clarence's Clarinet Recital

holy fuck thank you anon, I needed that laugh

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>>34044203
>*"Nothing Wrong With Me" starts playing*

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>>34045882
WIRD UMSCHWÄRMT...BUMBUMBUM...ERIKA

>>34044203
>m'gook

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>AUF

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it ain't me

>>34045882
*Heiß von...

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>>34046098
KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>34046050
Unappreciated comment

>>34045961
one

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>>34046202
,BEI STURM UND BEI REGEN, DA STAND EIN FALLSCHIRMJÄGER AUF DER WACHT!

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>>34046350
ER TRUAMT JA SO GERNE VON DER HEIMAT.

>>34045522
ERIKA

>>34044470
Fucking top

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>>34044434
Those two are hot! Have you seen their most recent?

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*"don't go around tonight" by "bad moon" starts playing*

>>34050490
No no no it's "Bathroom on the Right" by Jake Urlyfe

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>>34050800
*We've got to get out of this place by the feral life forms starts playing*

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>>34047197
WO IHM EIN TREUES MÄDELHERZE LACHT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOs3uIEyHaY&index=55&list=PLAOi_AMXgBbepb70IaF66CN9OfHCo6pY7

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embedding whole playlists doesn't work

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*Oh its a lovely war starts playing*

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*mlada srpska garda starts playing*

>>34053465
>the Turk meme is true
they sure have dark skin for white people

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Vem que eu lhe sento o pau, chucrute

>>34044203
"Teenage Wasteland" by The Whom

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*I see a red door* starts playing

>>34055303
you mean that song by the beatles

it's so good, the dark side of the moon is their best album

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"Shadow on the sun" starts playing.

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"tat ta da da" starts playing

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*it's a long way to tipperary starts playing*

>>34044203
*points the cannons at you*

>>34053290
That could more likely be the helmet a friend was wearing before being shot in the head

>>34052182

DIE STERNLEIN FUNKELN VOM HIMMEL IN DIE NACHT, JA IN DIE NACHT

>tfw bundesheer is still uncucked enough to sing it

>>34044470
>those arms

How do you do that with just push ups? Makes no sense.

>>34055461
That scene was God-tier in Das Boot. I still listen to that song version by Red Army Orchestra from time to time.

>>34044203
MATTIE TOLD HATTIE, 'BOUT A THING SHE SAW, HAD TWO BIG HORNS, AND A WOOLY JAW

>>34056447
It's entirely possible he did that before joining the military.

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"Rhodesians never die" starts playing

>>34055989
We sang the song's a few years ago, but now it's just the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN3PdD1N6hg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwrmTHbQ04

>>34055964
that looks like the steel stretched and tore. Especially given that, from the angle, we should be able to see the exit point and the blowout from that.

Somewhat related.
https://youtu.be/ygaSMeTh-f0?t=3m59s
I can't make a judgement on whether the hole in pic is large enough for whatever the incoming round was, however.
The point of linking is simply that steel can tear after suffering bullet impact.


Even failing the two counterpoints listed, still bothering to mark the date, and then carry and wear a helmet with an exit blowout would be dumb. I will argue common sense and say the pic is likely truthful, although we cannot 100% verify due to no good documentation.

>>34056447
Bodybuilders fast the day before a competition. This is done to draw the skin in tightly and make the muscles seem more impressive.

It may be a similar story. You'll notice that he has very little overall mass, simply good definition from tight skin.

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*ocean man starts playing*

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>>34053480
>calling turks white

>>34056509
WOOOLLLAAAYYY BBOOOOLLLAAAAY
Wooly Bully

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*Almirante - TREM BLINDADO starts playing*

>>34056447
no but you can do it by curling a m14 every day

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GOODBYE MY SWEETHEART
AND HELLOOOO VIETNAAAAM

>>34044434
what did that toilet ever do to them?

>>34044593
Battle Cry of Freedom is a good one too

>>34058857
>not knowing the meme...
>posting anyway.

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>>34059100
Yes, yes, it is an excellent joke, HOWEVER

you will not become huge by curling -only- 10 pounds.