John Wick 2 is out. Does /k/ approve?

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>>34043426

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>>34043426
Please tell me you have more John Wick 2 WEBMs.

[nospoiler]I'll share some of my John Wick 1 ones if you show me yours[/onkspoiler]
>>34043430
yesssssssssssssss

the story in 2 is stupid, yet it has higher ratings than 1.

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>>34043436
I think it has more high quality action.

Altough I still love the Club Scene from the first the most
>>34043433
Gotchu Senpai

>>34043436
I thought most of the action in JW2 was fucking gay. Gunning down people left and right in a single action sequence. 100s of goons rush him just to get shot in the head. It was boring as fuck to watch.

I did have a laugh at the supressed pistol fight in the subway station though.

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>>34043444
Honestly, I thought most action were cool, not as good as the Club scene but still good but the Metro scene was a bit dumb

Supressed gun shot is still kinda loud

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>>34043442
Bless you anon. Did you buy it on youtube/amazon or whatever to convert these? I know the blu-ray isn't out yet.

>>34043455
I'd think the bullets hitting objects would be louder but JW2 was Hollywood-ized as fuck and it showed. Its an OK movie but doesn't hold a candle to the first one.

>>34043444
the "operator shoots everyone in the head" thing that has been popular in movies lately has to fucking end

it's nothing but trying to be edgycool

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>>34043461
Honestly, I just appriciate it for being done professional, not the shaky bullshit you see all the time nowadays. It Reminds me of the Matrix 1 days

>>34043436
Lack of gratuitous dog murder for the sake of eliciting an emotional response.

>>34043474
I don't mind headshots but half the action scenes were an almost endless suply of badguys RUNNING at John Wick with a fucking gun in their hand and getting popped like 10 feet in front of him. It got so stale after the first 5 seconds.

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>>34043474
Name just one movie that is as good/fun as John Wick 1-2

>>34043490
Predator

>>34043475
A F U C K I N G P E N C I L

>>34043490
I'm not saying they are not fun, I just find it fucking retarded

the scenes would be much better with 1-2 shots in the center of mass instead of unending streaks of headshoits with the occasional mazing drills

>>34043490

That is goofy as fuck

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>>34043501
I mean I get your point, but its either retarded fun or boring realistic.

>>34043490
I'm surprised that the bad guy didn't accidentally headshot someone in the crowd, people awkwardly looking at him drop tot the ground just for added edgy drama

>>34043511
I don't think so, I think all of the webms posted here would have been just as fun if most of the headshots were replaced with bodyshots

>>34043442
Filename got me

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>>34043515
I was about to post the shotgun spree but even there he is doing headshots

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>>34043533

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>>34043547
tactical 360

>>34043560
I really hate the flailing around the back shots

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>>34043601
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>>34043583
M O M E N T U M

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>>34043426
Simple movie for simple people. Bunch of blank firing shitguns and some monkey who is magically invinsible.

I can't watch bullshit movies because this fucker wouldve been dead 100 times over IRL, if I wanna see fantasy movies ill watch LOTR, Hobbit or some shit.

>>34043490
Are they seriously shooting suppressed guns back and forth at each other and nobody is hearing anything or even reacting? I thought these movies were supposed to be good.

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>>34043670
>Invincible
>Get shot countless time

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>>34043490
What the fuck

>>34043442
It would all be a lot more believable if John Wick got extremely lucky once in a while.

>>34043490
sadface

even suppressed guns are loud as fuck, even sub-sonic pistol caliber stuff--compared to a lot of other noises.

>>34043560

Keanu loves CAR.

>>34043702
I agree they have to stop the running straight at him stuff.

I mean, it would be great to see the opponent lean around corners and stuff to engage him.

>>34043442

kek

now i know that's what real world gun fights are like

At the very least the John Wick series is a serious attempt to wash ones mouth out of Shoot 'Em Up.

What would have been a perfect movie if it didn't have the anti-gun narrative of "muh ebil NRA!" Which really goes against the whole movie in what it was doing.

>>34043426
What is he doing after he racks the slide and why one handed?

>>34043426
>Kino Reeves
it's Keanu Reeves, not Kino
Get it right

>>34044147
Evil nra? Did I miss something?

>>34043444
just going by the webms, this looks to be the case

>>34044175
I think he's checking the chamber with S T Y L E

>>34043455
That scene had me giggling like an idiot. Overlooked the obvious inaccuracy simply because the way they did it.

Felt like a sort of back and forth covert "Fuck you!" "No fuck YOU!" argument.

>>34043670
Its just a kung fu movie with guns you pseudo intellectual twat.

>>34043426
What's the point of that one hand juggle at the end?

>>34044187
The movie "Shoot Em Up" is probably what you missed.

>>34043547
>instead of shooting a second time he cuts his balls and 360spin into his heart
Why?

>>34044227
Checking the Chamber I guess?

>>34044535
That's what it was, if you look closely you can see the slide pulling back slighlty

>>34044567
It's kinda pointless tho. He literally just watched himself reload the gun. Why would he check to see if he chambered a round when he clearly just did? It's just a show off move for the audience.

>>34044225

You smell underaged. This is bullshit videogame generational shit and for the 1 out of 150 that actually carry, fantasy some of you might mistake for reality. Also, people don't drop that fast and they keep firing and moving at you, hands get fatigued, ears get hurt and affect balance... what else.

This is Bourne-level horseshit "I don't sleep/I have millions, clean disguises, I don't bleed, I have multiple passports/automatic weapons in every major city" level garbage.

>>34044684
pretty much, yeah. Looks slick.

>>34044535
It is indeed a press check. It's one handed to prevent from accidentally pulling the slide all the way and ejecting a round. I've seen in mentioned in training courses, ernest langdon mentioned it in a vid before, but I've never seen anyone actually do it one handed.

>>34044684
Some people check right after reloading to mag sure the round actually fed correctly. In this case it's pretty much just for show though.

>>34044175
1 handed press check

>>34044689
You do realize it is not meant to be a fucking documentary, right? I don't think anyone mistakes it for reality. It's a goddamn action movie with neat gun fighting sequences.

>>34044177
>it's Keanu Reeves, not Kino

Oi, mate.. Not sure if you're trolling but Kino means really high quality/artistry in movies. Like timeless classics or cult classics. It's a pun.

>>34044684
you can rack the slide and fuck it up so that a round doesn't chamber. Either way, it was probably done to look cool.

>>34043442
>throws the empty pistol at the guy
Sy sides would have been in space if he did this with a jammed highpoint

>>34044175
>Brass check
and it never looked so good

>>34044504
because rule of edge, like all the headshots "executions"

>>34044504
conserving ammo

>>34043484
Did you expect this to be high art where the story builds to an existential eureka? Violence against animals pisses people off so it keeps getting used, it doesn't make the film worse. The best hitman movie, Ghost Dog, has a Black weeb's carrier pigeons get shot up.

Holy shit...

The AUTISM in this thread.

The amount of tumblr Hipster "It's popular so now I hate it" shit.

Fucking be ashamed of yourselves. The movie is straight forward 'more of what was in one", but now it has a budget, people went to see it, so you don't get to be a special snowflake who knew about this great movie on bluray.

Kill yourselves.

>>34043798
>I agree they have to stop the running straight at him stuff.
I really hate to put their names in the same thread but this is Seagal levels of running up to die.

>>34043442

ah the classic "I have a gun but I'm going to run directly at the main character instead of shooting" trope

>>34043442
>bad guys just run at armed opponent instead of shooting at him

sorry to be that guy but come the fuck on

>>34044187
>Evil nra? Did I miss something?
Anon was talking about Shoot 'Em Up when they said that, not Wick.

It's a subplot in Shoot 'Em Up but it's there, the movie is a sort of vague pro-gun control film. Kind of.

>>34044504
>instead of shooting a second time he cuts his balls and 360spin into his heart
I thought it was a pretty cool h2h sequence but yeah, I'd have just fired again.

>>34044684
>It's just a show off move for the audience
That's the premise of the whole movie.

the scene from the original matrix was more believable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855w0sdZjgA

it's all entertainment though

>>34043490
>literally hundreds of headshots on running thugs while flipping and rolling and running
>can't land a body shot while calmly walking

In the first one he only went gor a head shot if the opportunity presented itself, while the second they went a little overboard.

The first was almost plausible as an action movie with gunfu could be, while number 2 isn't, still good though.

>>34045301
well at least when he's flipping rolling and running he's aiming.

>>34043426
Out where?, Been looking for it

>>34045391
>Been looking for it
why lie on the internet?

>>34043426
>Does /k/ approve?
No. The first one was good but the second one just makes everything so over the top that it just gets fucking stupid, such as turning what seemed to be a large gang into an international secret society made up of many different gangs from all over the world that at the end of the movie is revealed to be barely secret at all and just hands out membership to anyone with all the people getting texts about John Wick being excommunicated. Not to mention the ridiculously unrealistic shooting scenes like the catacombs shootout, where all that separates Keanu Reeves' performance from the old Schwarzenegger/Sylvester Stallone style action movies is that Keanu handles handles guns realistically rather than firing from the hip. Portraying endless waves of mooks getting gunned down and not one of them managing a single hit on a guy who isn't using cover is stupid, and I think I have to agree with this anon: >>34045284 that the lobby shootout scene from The Matrix was a more believable shootout scene. That they're even making a third John Wick movie after how ridiculous and over the top the second movie was amazes me, and I honestly think that the best possible ending for the second John Wick movie would have been that black guy from the Continental killing John Wick at his house at the end of the movie.

>>34044689

The movie is literally a throwback to the heyday of kung fu movies which was several decades before any "video game generation". Please jump up your own ass. Pseudo intellectuals like you are why they no longer make quality films.

>>34043475
Jeez

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>>34043674
it is retarded, but you could justify it as
>Firing low caliber subsonic rounds out of suppressed pistols in a loud place

>>34043426
Um so what is he doing with that weird seeming to be highly unnecessary one hand thingy at the end?

>>34043442
The only thing I don't like about this is the guys just charge him with guns instead of just shooting at a range, like guns were designed for.

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>>34043490
>>34043547

>>34046073
brass check

>>34045462
>Portraying endless waves of mooks getting gunned down and not one of them managing a single hit on a guy who isn't using cover is stupid
Guess how I know you didn't watch the movie.

>>34046255
Except that literally happened during the catacombs scene. It was basically Rambo: 3 gun edition.

>>34046490
wick got hit multiple times

>>34046508
When?

>>34046517
through out the movie.

>>34046527
I watched the movie and I don't remember him being injured at during the catacombs scene from any of the fucktons of mooks firing at him with rifles.

>>34046537
I watched the movie when it came out in theaters and I remember him getting shot multiple times through out the movie, prove me wrong.

>>34046548
>prove that X event didn't happen
That's not how it works, fuck off.

Is it on Blu-ray with a watchable torrent yet?

>>34043560
See I feel like close-quarters fights in the first had a reason. That guy just ran up to him like a dumbass.

>>34043490
The Raid

>>34046574
Different anon but I watched the movie on two different ocassions and distinctly remember him recoiling a bit when shot a few times during the catacombs sequence. It was somewhat subtle so I could understand why you wouldn't notice it while focused on the rest of the violence. He was shot several other times throughout the movie as well but "lol super-thin ceramic/fabric composite upper torso body armor/zero penetration" which I'll admit is a little ridiculous but I enjoyed the rest of the movie.

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>>34046574
>takes shots to the back

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>>34046802
>brushing off bullets from when he got shot in the front

lol, but he never got hit right? despite being fucked up by the end of the movie, right?

>>34046787
>lol super-thin ceramic/fabric composite upper torso body armor/zero penetration
What? I thought that was just one of those kevlar lined suits that are actually made and sold currently. That honestly makes the scene even worse, since it means they live in a world where you can buy literal plot armor clothes that will stop rifle rounds from a store, yet none of the elite bodyguards from an international multi gang secret society bother equipping themselves to deal with it or bother aiming at parts of the body that wouldn't be covered by it despite how they would have to have know of its existence.

>>34043499
Б y г и м e н

>>34046274
You're aware that post is from /v/ right?

Fucking idiot tripfag

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>>34047263

k

>>34047263
Look at the post number you fucktard. /v/ is at over 300 million posts.

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>>34047320
Holy shit you are actually retarded huh?

>someone copied 2011 /v/ on 2017 /k/
>WOW GUYS LOOK OC

>>34047324

Who gives a fuck, fagmaster.

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>>34047350
You are so assravaged right now it's not even funny

>>34047358

No shit. I've been coming here for years now, of course my ass is ravaged.

>>34047324
>you guys are retarded because you don't know this comes from /v/
I'd say you're retarded for actually going to /v/.

>>34047386
That's been circling every board for 6 years now. It's not solely contained to /v/ but claiming it for /k/ is pretty fucking retarded.

Maybe I was on /v/ 6 years ago.

>>34043442
Too much CG desu. Im just tired of these stupid action movies and scenes we see a lot of where there are waves upon waves of expendable mooks. Scenes where there are fewer bad guys but the action is more tense are a lot more engaging.

That said, there's something weird about the way Keaunu Reeves is choreographed in these; it's more like a dance than a gunfight. I could watch it for hours.

Center Axis Relock is tits but kinda cringy, would you actually end up using that shooting style in a life and death situation, trying to exit a building full of bad guys around every corner?

>>34043450
I'm no ballistics expert, but wouldn't the rounds fired still pass through the body of the baddies and hit the degenerate bystanders? Even something like 9mm would pass through right?

>>34043430
>Under-hand feed straight to the open chamber

Noice!

god damn guys its just a movie. sorry he didnt do the things exactly how YOU wanted him to do it or how you would have done it.

just enjoy something instead of being an edgelord who nitpicks at hollywood actions films

>>34046746

The Raid sucked senpai

1st half is bretty gud, but 2nd half is just retarded kung-fu after being shot/stabbed/getting kicked.

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>>34047446
>just enjoy something instead of being an edgelord who nitpicks

No.

>>34044227
He's using someone else's mag, meaning
he doesn't know if it's shit or it'll feed properly,
so he checks the chamber after racking the
slide.

Why one-handed?
Panache.

Why

>>34044684
It's not his mag.
Doesn't trust it 100%, so he checks.

>>34047430
>hit the degenerate bystanders
>a problem

pick one, fammilammy

>>34047422
As cringy as it is, it'd work well for keeping the gun close to you and taking quick shots.

>>34043680
> gets shot countless times
> lives

>>34047829
That's why I carry a hot-loaded Five-Seven.

>>34044684
>>34047804
This. He knows better than to trust a Kimber.

>>34043426
the effects are pretty fuggin terrible.

>>34043547
L O N D O N
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>>34045225
i don't dislike it cause its popular i dislike it because these action scenes are all the same. its just reeves doing a bunch of overly-choreographed moves against waves of retarded stormtroopers in suits. this kind of action old and stale, the only reason people like these movies is because they crave senseless violence but like to think they're cultured because of the 'realism' shoved in your face like DID YOU SEE HOW HE RELOADED WOW HES LIKE YOUR FAVORITE GUN YOUTUBER.

i loved this kind of shit when i was a kid but i want some god damn emotion in my scenes, not just a robot shooting at other robots.

>>34048044
It's good for anything within 21 feet of you and close corners but kind of pointless to use beyond that.

>>34047422
Shooting statistics indicate placement and volume of fire predict the victor in static shootouts. Taking the slightly faster but dramatically less accurate first position of CAR would seem to be the bad choice in that instance, the second stance is a Weaver without the Weaver arm tension and the third position is a Weaver. I'd probably hunker down in cover until enough people are dead that I can leave cover, then slowly advance to the next piece of cover from an isosceles stance.

>>34047804
>>34048198

that is pure autism and only there to make people like you appreciate the film for no extra cost

>>34043702
>takes down guy
>flags his own leg/groin with enemy's gun
sloppy

>>34048246
It's designed as being a home defense style intended at very close quarters, so it's use in the first movie makes a lot of sense and works.

However, I guess it looks cooler than the standard poses for shooting, hard to make the 80's SWAT chickenwinging look cool.

>>34045986
Even if you give the idea of subsonic rounds, gass expansion is still loud and then you have slide noise. those 2 together are 60 db+

>>34048389
If you train your Isosceles well you'll be developing a natural point of aim too, point shooting much more naturally than in CAR. One thing it obviously can do is be operational within a foot of space, but common knowledge indicates a pistol will not be capable of incapacitating someone that close to you before they can grab you.

>>34048469
Just run a few Mozambique drills, it'll put someone down.

>>34048486
Unless you carry a 10mm the two shots you might be able to get off before they reach you will not incapacitate. People who get shot by pistols die from exsanguination after passing out a minute or two after being shot.

>>34048524
You know speaking of which I think it'd be neat to do some choreography in the vein of doing flashy twirls but making them a sight more realistic. Something like guy runs at the main character, MC puts two in his chest, then does some kind of CQC move to dispatch the weakened enemy when he reaches the MC.

Heat still had the best gunfight. Maybe some military movies as well.

>>34043475
Neo confirmed, top tier at magic tricks.

>>34048561
Maybe a goofy gun-kata where the operator is trained to point-shoot major arteries then knock down a target, maybe use specially-built compacts made for bashing around and it's ultra-close range shooting mixed with joint hits. An operator could shoot the two arteries in the thighs, jab a pistol into a guy's throat, shoot, then twist into an elbow strike to the temple. It's not realistic, I just kind of ran with the idea.

>>34048469
>using isosceles outside of the range and competition shooting

>>34043490
R O N I N
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>>34048618
My idea was MC double-taps the chest, then as the guy starts to slump over on the MC when he reaches him, the MC performs a judo throw. Maybe in a less flashy but more believable scene he does a little spin or something to get behind the attacker and then adds another bullet to the torso or head.

I would like to see more movies adopt fire and manuever as action however. The only movie that I think had that as a concept was the gunfight in Heat and maybe Way of the Gun.

>>34043490
Heat.

>>34043622
>>34043633
>>34043663
>>34043680
>>34043696
Now I'm just getting Total Recall flashbacks.

You thought this was the real Wick? It is.

>>34048689
WHAT COLOR IS THE BOAT HOUSE AT HEREFORD?!

>>34045284
Man, I'd forgotten how good the original Matrix was. Shame it slipped so far down hill.

>>34043515
Everyone's wearing body-armour suits
He does get a few body and leg shots but you'll see the guys trip but are still moving until he finishes them off

>>34048109
body armour

>>34043601
Could have shot your foot off john.

>>34043490
Laughed pretty hard at that scene.
I'm a huge gun autist while watching any action movies/tv shows, but this was just fun.
Besides, a busy train station like that would be loud as hell anyway, just didn't have the sound right for the scene.

>>34046861
That's why he basically headshots everyone anyway.

>>34048243
Basically

>Keanu actually did 3 gun comps to train for his movies
>Gun action is over the top, but still badass as hell, and what he does is somewhat plausible (being that he's basically one of the best hitmen in the world)
>A movie made to make gun autists wet
>/k/ - "it's too autistic"

Never change /k/, never change

>>34043670
>simple people.
>invinsible.

Stupid is as stupid does.

>>34044881
That's stupid, his left hand was perfectly free. Would've been way faster if he just pull the slide with his left hand instead of trying to look tacticool and shit.

>>34043490
And THIS is what Hollywood thinks suppressors do. FUCKING FAIL.
Well, this movie is ruined for me.

>>34046073
noguns detected

>>34050251
Suspension of disbelief autist.

>>34048704
>fire and manuever as action
>and maybe Way of the Gun.

Nigger, WotG was ALL about fire and movement. It had a fucking 20minute scene which was about fire, move, troll, repeat.

>>34043674
in this era of social justice bullshit and feminist libtarded ideals pushed down our throats in movies.

john wick 2 is a re-fucking-freshing reminder that there are still some rationale fucking people in this world

>>34050251
If it was a .22lr or subsonic 9mm, what Hollywood thinks suppressors do is actually close to reality.

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>>34045161
was literally in way of the gun

>>34044504
He actually ran out of ammo. As soon as he's dry, he drops the gun on the ground and pulls out the knife

>169 posts
>not one mention of his glock

>>34043680
Dat sig has no sites.

I actually said this^ aloud in the theater.

the action in this movie was 10/10

writing was fucking trash 2/10

>>34050251
I took it almost like a satire of Hollywood silencers, since the scene is played for laughs.

>>34043490
crank and crank 2

>>34045258
>>34045242
if all the low level mooks were competent, we wouldn't have a movie. Or most of the movie would be guys shooting at each other behind walls for 2 hours.

>>34043670
What's it like being completely incapable of having fun?

>>34051430
in my head cannon everyone noticed but gave zero fucks about the situation. in john wick world gunfights must be a daily occurrence to the point nobody gives a single fuck anymore. everyone in the movie is divided into 3 groups goons, hitmen who went for the bounty , and hitmen who know who john wick is so they dont get involved and pretend to be normal people.

>>34043426
Why would one chamber a round then immediately perform a chamber check with one hand when two hands were available? He's also watching what he's doing rather than what's around him, which means he could've just watched the round go in, and he didn't take cover before reloading. What a shitshow.

>>34051500
because its a movie.
i sometimes do double check to make sure it didnt double feed or iut fucked up somehow

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>>34043490
>Name just one movie that is as good/fun as John Wick 1-2

>>34043490
Hardcore Henry?

>>34051500
>>34047804

>>34051519
i watched this yesterday
i liked it

>>34044225
Since when did I ever claim to be an intellectual? I am also a simple person, but not as simple as you, Simpleton.

>>34043680
Yeah, except he's not dead.

>>34044225
If you want to see a kung fu movie watch Charlie Chan or Bruce Lee, Simpleton.

>>34043442
some coarse-ness would be greatly appreciated, think die-hard.

should have grabbed one of those fuckers and threw him behind cover with him, instead of y'know choreography.

>>34049717
I made a spelling mistake? Sorry snowflake, I didn't realize this was a spell comp.

You must've been butthurt of my criticism of your favorite (shit) movie.

>>34051476
I'm capable of having fun when I'm not watching predictable shitrate movies with a shit story line.

The whole movie was some fucknugget firing shitty blank guns in every direction and hitting everyone.

If I want to watch this faggotry again I'll just play Max Payne 2 in godmode on the same level for 3 hrs and still have more fun.

>>34052124
max payne 1 was better.

hell mp3 was better than 2

2 was the worst max payne...

You would rather play the worst max payne made than watch JW2?


Did he tickle your autism or something?

> silent killer chick attacks
> brings knife to gun fight
> Keanu literally tosses her around the room
> kills her with her own knife
> loots her for her gun an ammo

SHE HAD A GUN AND SPARE AMMO ALL ALONG YET SHE ATTACKED A LITERAL MURDER GOD WITH A KNIFE

>>34052130
Max Payne 3 isn't even Max Payne niggeracci, that's just some fat cunt neckbeard that Rockstar hired.

I love KingKong Reeves, but this movie was so bad I literally developed autism from watching it. It didn't tickle my autism, it enabled it.

>>34052143
>Max Payne 3 isn't even Max Payne
Oh, it's one of YOU people.

>>34052233
>>34052143
To be honest Max Payne 2 send me into an autistic fit of rage halfway through.

Max Payne 3 only made an anti-semite when they switched to that stupid fucking golden Desert Eagle for the cutscenes, especially the ending one.

Pissed me off real good, for some reason. I think mostly because the fun guns (pump shotgun, PKM, RPD, etc.) were relegated to the very end of the game for a short while, then it switches to a stupid fucking desert eagle for no goddamn reason.

Not /k/ approved at all. MP3 had it's merits but it came up short where it counts... weapons.

>>34052330
The 870/590 was so much fun it should have been included way earlier in the game.

>>34050820
It was useful in way of the gun

>>34052330
Max Payne 2 is the best desu, improved gameplay over the original and much better storytelling. 3 technically has better gunplay but unskippable cutscenes every few steps abnd a terrible story mean it's a slog to play.

>>34045429
Thanks for the useless feedback, I've been trying to get a physical version and have not found anything in any store yet

>>34043490
I thought Monsieur Gangster had the most ridiculous silencer scene. i was wrong.

>>34043442
the moment at 14 seconds in this webm says it all, not even suspension of disbelief can save this movie, I refuse to watch it. the nameless goon runs at John and gets shot in the process, instead of being smart and just shooting him from a distance while John is wrestling around on the ground.

>>34049100
>Everyone's wearing body-armour suits
You mean the suits that in the few body shots you can see, are completely penetrated by pistol rounds that exit from their backs?

>>34043442
Reminds me of this scene, which is from a much better movie. No clue why you losers love John Wick so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwEczlafDb4

Is there a stream of it?

>>34044504
out of ammo, guy still had gun, close enough to cut?

>>34048460
Its a loud area, I admit it's a thin premise but 60db is just as loud as normal conversation so if it was loud enough...maybe.

>>34052111
>couldn't spell competition