>>Be seattleite. Moved here after the Army to go to University of Washington, which i idolized as a small town kid.
>>now have lots of lefty friends. God these people dont know their assholes from their elbows when it comes to anything outside a cup of coffee or a pronoun.
>>Head to the bar to kick it with bros.
>>Gay bro shows up with boyfriend. hushed fight raging. has been obviously raging for sometime.
>>turns out one of them bought a gun yesterday. its causing a problem.
>>they remember i was in the Army, now think im some soft of gun expert. ask me to walk with them to their apt to check it out. tell them what i think.
>>we all close our tabs and file out of the bar towards their apt
>>only thing they can tell me on the way is that its a revolver.
>>other bro's honestly ask me what kind of revolver i think it is before I've even seen it.
>>Guy #1 thinks it being a revolver makes it safe. Guy #2 thinks that means it "can just go off"
going to have t see this. might be a Taurus. guy #2 might be right.
>>10 min walk and all they can talk about his how guy #1 was able to buy it in the first place with out any training. Guy #2 keep saying its not safe (yeah, its a gun, guy #2).
Get to apt and walk to bedroom. guy #1 flops it on the pillow. both breathing heavily through their noses looking at it with hands on hips. Guy #2 pacing. Another friend says "wow".
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Fucking pic related + 1 box of cci. Even the white handle
New to Funz thread. Tell me your stories, /k/. i cant be alone.
>>34039482
oh. my bad. forgot to add that it was a rough rider .22lr. didn't get the magnum cylinder with it. paid $115 for it though, which is pretty good for Seattle.
bamping.
well? did u give him dat guud s u c c?
>>34039505
Not bad, I got my wife one for black Friday last year for $99 with these ugly grips... Tell your friend to stop being such a faggot, they are fun to play around with and great to teach new people to shoot.
>>34039482
I hate Seattle with a passion, almost moved there for a IT job.
>>34039727
Washington as a whole seems to have pretty permissive gun laws though
>>34039756
Rest of WA is cool, Seattle is commiefornia 2.0, should be nuked.
>>34039778
Seattle is going to be going to be the deaths of a once-great frontier state.
>>34040838
San Francisco 2.0
Moving there in the fall to start my Master's at UW. Any decent outdoor ranges within a half-hour of campus?
>>34040879
fuck.
no.
Hell I'd settle for a god awful outdoor range with in an hours drive.
>>west coast armory north is not bad at all, though. its about 30 min north outside of traffic hours. if you travel down I90 for about an hour and a half you can get to ok innawoods spots.
>>34039727
too bad, Seattle is pretty great.
>>34040879
If traffic is good, you might be able to make it the Issaquah range in 30 minutes. Don't bother with Bothel, it is 100% a fudd range.
>>34040937
>If traffic is good
Also, traffic won't be good. Ever.
>>34039482
KEK
Thats pretty funny. So what did you tell them? Why'd he buy it in the first place?
She isn't newguns but noguns.
>>34039482
>Talking on campus with students from art department (I'm a bio major, but mutual friends yada yada)
>Most of them very left individuals, a few who are indifferent to guns.
>Don't remember how we get to talking about guns, but it starts with blondie saying the only gun her family has is a family one above the fireplace. She's not afraid of guns, just lacks any interest.
>I mention I'm only interested in guns for muh history
>Brunette asks me how many guns I have
"Like seven or eight"
>"AT YOUR HOUSE IN TOWN?" (I live a few cities away from home) cries brunette
"No, just the Walther I keep for traveling back and forth between here and home" (I always drive at night)
>"Why do you carry a gun in your truck?"
"In case if I need to shoot someone that's trying to harm me?"
>"ANON! Why don't you just learn a martial art or something?"
I don't currently have a .mfw for an "how fucking dense are you?" expression
>"Do you carry a gun when you hike and camp?"
"Yeah, when I go solo camping"
>"Is it because you're afraid?"
"Of course, why else would I carry a god damn weapon? I can't just fight off every possible threat with a scream and a shake of a fist."
>>34041053
Only a dense fucc would tell someone how many funs they own and where tbqh.
>>34041411
I'm not concerned because I'm not retarded and don't come off as autistically threatening to the people I talk to.
>>34039482
As a person from rural Washington who moved to Texas I feel bad do you. Leave the Seattle area and move inna woods. Which is pretty much the whole state. SNOCO is where it's at.