what should I write on my helmet?

>>34034799
>you should see my other helmet

$5 Blow-jobs

"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY" on the front

"Born to sperg"

>>34034799
<spot for your ad>

Living to die on the front
Dying to live on the back

>i have no idea what i'm doing

Can you dig it?

"Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die."

This will only protect me from small rocks/low powered shrapnel and is solely a prop to make me feel safe.

>>34034799
"I'm a pussy, I'll never see combat I just roleplay. Hi Mom."

>>34034828
best one

>>34034799
>Ask me about my other costumes

>>34034799
number one fuckboy.

>>34034799
internet hero inside

"Latrine" written upside down in brown crayon.

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>>34034799

>>34034933
Witnessed

>>34034933
Vote for this one

^ This Side Up

>>34034933
yes

>>34034933
Those dubs speak truth

>>34034933
OP is a faggot if he doesn't do this

It's both delightfully ironic and also very literal since OP likes to dress up and play war

op is a faggot

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>>34034799
Pic related

>>34034933
Voting.

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>MEME MARINES
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34034799

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>>34034799
-stop screaming i'm scared too
-im no tourist i live here
-yay as a walk the valley of death i fear no evil for i'm the baddest mother fucker in the vally
-born to kill
-big green killing machine
-for those who kill me and find this, you can only kill me once and i have __ kills
-blood for the blood god

>>34034923
love this one

>>34035347
Edgy

>will kill for jalapeño cheese

>>34034828
Underrated

>>34034799
F A G G O T

How about a fake quote?

>Capitalism? More like CRAPitalism. - Karl Marx, probably
>You miss every shot you don't take - Lee Harvey Oswald
>Check out this sick no-scope - Kurt Cobain
>Sometimes you just need to go on a long drive to clear your mind - JFK

>>34034933
This

>>34034799
on the front "RIP IN PEACE"

>>34034933
this

>>34034799
F U G G B O I I

BORN TO REMOVE
KOSOVO IS SERBIA
Remove Em All 1995
410,757,864,530 DEAD KEBABS

>>34034799
“if you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it.”
- Naruto

"is that you John Wayne?!"
"poontang"
"napalm sticks to kids"
"[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]"
"never go full retard"

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>>34034933
Checked. You know what to do OP

>>34034933
Motherfucker. This is the best one by far

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>>34034933
Vote this

>>34034933
Top motherfucking kek

>>34034799
"Dubs give me chubs"

>>34035691
That's a phenomenal image.

Draw a shimapan pattern on it, but just at the right spots of course.

>>34034799
I forgot my retard helmet at your mom's house.

>>34035971

Lel

"Speshel Forsis"

>>34035413
This

>>34035333
Trips

Just draw a bullseye

>BEWARE POG
>Commies get out
>This is my head bowl
>Why don't you shut up and shoot me already?
>Fucking gooks in MY wire?
>(REEEEEEE that wraps around the whole helmet in a corkscrew)

>>34034933
This on the front

>>34034828
This on the back

>>34034923
This along the rim on one of the sides, but do it with silver Sharpie.

>>34035188
This on the inside under the webbing.

>>34034933
The universe has spoken!

>>34034799
"One day I'm gonna go outside and do stuff"

>>34036178
beware pog is pretty good.

>>34034799
>[Insert witty comment here]
Or
>I am not a clever man, that's why I have to wear a helmet

"My grunt buddies went to war, and all I got was this lousy helmet!"

>>34034799
"Incel Inside"

>>34035347
>Throw me to the wolves and I will get some knot

>>34034799
Please be patient, I have autism

>>34034933
>>34034933
kek wills it

>>34036411
Dubs speak truth again

>>34034799
Mom says I'm" special"

>>34034799
On the back, arrow pointing down. "Free Rides"

All the lyrics to "Forunate Sons"

"my daddy wasn't a senator"

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Write "Hold on Anne Frank, I'm cumming" on the front and paint a Confederate battle flag on the side

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I'd put this on the front, myself.

MEME MACHINE.

PENIS MACHINIST
Kilroy IS here.

>>34035313
Top faggot spotted

>>34035413
Liking this senpai

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>>34034799

>>34035595
what this anon said.

Just do it, OP.

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>>34035313
>yay

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>>34034799

>>34040011
dubs confirms

>>34034799
Allah Akbar!

Alternately, Aloha Snackbar

>>34040132
>it actually makes sense because the whole quote is about killing people

>>34040011
404 double dubs

>>34034799
Officer rank

>>34034799
Isis scrotum collector.

>>34034799
Go with an OG meme like "Kilroy was here".

>>34034799
>for best results: place firmly on head

>>34041593
"green side up"

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Is there any question

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found this in a google image search and it speaks to me. something shitting on the marines might be more /k/ though.

"This machine kills tendies"

Please don't shoot me.

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>>34038124

>not stenciling the entire Anne Frank copypasta onto your helmet so enemy snipers will to be too busy fapping/puking to get a decent shot

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"I have become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds"

J. Bobby Oppenheimer

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>>34034799

I'm with stupid with an arrow pointing down

Or....pic related

>>34034933
lel, absolutely this.

>>34034933
OP better deliver

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>>34034799
Born to S U C C

>>34042077
rather "born to /k/ill"

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>>34034933
>>34034955
>>34035799
>>34036188
>>34036411
>>34044199
*smiles*

I <3 D

>>34042310

This

If I ever go to war, I'm taping that shit to my helmet so if I get killed, I'll still mindfuck my enemies when they loot my gear and read it.

>>34034799
SHOOT HERE!

>>34034799
War, war never changes

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>>34042310

Needs more yuri.

>>34034799
Born to Larp

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>>34034933
Bubs decide

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>>34045545

Is shadman ever gonna draw the Anne Frank copypasta?

I feel like that would pretty much the pinacle of his artistic career if he illustrated the whole thing word for word. Everything from Anne screaming like the "Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell" to being "blanketed in semen like the carpetbombing of Dresden". The autism and Jewish outrage would truly be glorious.

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>>34034799

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>>34034799
I AM A HUGE FAGGOT
PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

>>34034799
#NotMyPresident

DO NOT
REMOVE
HELMET

>>34034799
Born to drill with a stick man fucking another stick man cause you're a fag

>>34045545
I am a conflicted man - on the one hand, yuri. On the other hand, what the fuck.

>>34034799
Just draw a dick with hairy balls on it!

>>34045983

Boy you ain't seen nothing yet >>34042310

>>34035413
Second

>>34045846

#MoveToCanada

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>>34035477

All awful

>>34036178
I like the ree

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>>34046346
I got to the third sentence then noped the fuck out.

"Only dumb faggots read everything they see"

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>>34046540

Read it nigga, it'll either give you the greatest hard-on you've ever had or you'll be retching in disgust.

>>34042310
I can't decide how I feel about this, sometimes I find it funny and others it's disgusting. I guess I'll just stick to disgusting.

>>34036178
all solid

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Glue a holographic POISON slammer pog to it Helm of Awe style. Channel the power of the most radical time to combat this totally not righteous notion of radical we've got going on today, man.

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>>34048275

It's only disgusting if you've never done it yourself

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>>34048664

I like the way you think

>>34035595
>i read it as "kosovo is siberia

>>34034799
"shoot me $12"

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>>34042310

Born ta Pie

Fuggggg

For your health, eat organic. For their health, feed em lead.

>>34034933
You gotta, OP

>>34049701
>For your health, eat organic. For their health, feed em lead.
I like this one

>>34035595
Roll

>>34049768
Came up with that all on my own. Found a button in a parking lot that said "for your health, eat organic" figured I'd wear that on my armor and have that on my helmet.

>>34034933
stolen valor

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>>34049669

There is no stopping this,

As we speak, some /k/ommando on deployment is probably lubing up and getting ready to make his willy wet to this

>>34035096
Btw that is call sardonic. Sarcastic irony portmanteau.

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>>34050559

This

>>34043725
"I AM become death"
FTFY

>>34050791
You know that's really widely known as just a shitty translation, right?

>>34034799
TOP KEK

FUBAR.

>>34034799
Nothing. Get a helmet cover and write it on that you autistic fuck.

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Born=keel

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>>34051563
I came here to post this.

Beware of back blast.

>"this soldier is trained to fuck your ass"
>"Sexual assault infantry"
>"Top Gun"
>"Call the caliph, he can't un-kill you"
>"Tunk"
>"My other helmet in the laundry"
>"Ask me about my imperialist agenda"

>>34052082
That's a 2 retard

God is my shotgun

>>34034799
Please headshot me, to end my suffering

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>>34034799

>>34053455
Dubs confirm it

What was the point in these helmets if they couldn't stop a bullet


>inb4 shrapnel

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>>34053868

To differentiate ourselves from the Kraut.

Although a good ole' fashioned kepi or hardee hat would've been better suited to that.

,, Shoot here"

>>34035347
Facebook shit.

>>34034933
This.

>>34053938
It reduced head injuries by quite a lot.

>>34036178
>Beware POG

Kek'd

OP are you even going to write on your helmet or did you just get a google image to start a farming thread to milk us of our witty and original ideas.

>>34034799
>your waifu is shit
>the ketai copypasta
>IT's monty pythons flying cicrus
>Oppai (.)(.) like saitamas shirt
>dunce
>take me to your oil!!

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>>34053369
I'm bamboozled

>>34034799
I have come to chew bubble and kick ass ,and i'm all out of gum.

>>34034933
This 100% checks out

>>34038124
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED

>>34035691
>that image
After all this time I finally get it

>>34034799
Don't just stand there, I said come in!

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>>34034933
Yes

>>34034799
It ain't me

Does that mean I don't get he job ?

>>34055832
WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYES

>>34056613

BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE

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>>34056974

ONE EVENING 1865-oops wrong war

>>34034923
kek

>>34035413

>not choccy peanutbutter spread

>>34035595
heheheh do this

>>34034799
Draw a big target and write "try and hit me, faggot" on it.

>>34034799
"Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth."

alternatively
>recreational nuccs
with the greater than symbol and everything

full english breakfast bucket
i am an hero
You may be liable for a free consultation

>>34038124
>>34055832
>>34056613
>>34056974
>>34057002

You know the rules guys...

Post the Anne Frank copypasta

Ace of spades card.

>>34034933
this


somewhere write "gas the kikes, race war now"

>>34057264
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink as the sun sets.

>>34058107

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>34058159
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

>>34058183
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

>>34058193
You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>34058202

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

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>>34058193
This is the most confused raging boner of all time. I want to die, but can't stop reading. My mind screams, my dick hardens.

>>34052661
Understated elegance.

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>>34058288
>update
"I'm cumming, Anne Frank"

>>34034836
Beat me to it

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>>34034828
that's breddy gud

>>34053868
Shrapnel, flying debris, low door frames, disentary.

>>34034933
this

"Born to Succ"

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>>34058288
>>34058477

Are you a militaryfag?

If you are, just imagine it's 1944 and you're Bull Randleman trapped behind enemy lines. For all you know, the rest of Easy Company is dead. On this lonely and bitter cold night, you quietly peer through the door of an abandoned farmhouse. You've got to get off the street or the next Waffen-SS patrol that drives by will literally turn you into Swiss cheese. You push open the door and slip inside. You take a quick look around and see nothing but a darkened room. You settle down and wait for morning. After a few minutes, the sound of gunfire raging in the distance dies down enough for you to notice a creaking sound and muffled pants above. You're not alone. Using the ladder, you climb up to the floor wielding your M1 with your free hand. You reach the top and level your weapon against the shadowy figure cowering in the corner, a fearful voice weakly cries out. Realizing the other occupant of the shed is not a German, you lower your rifle and slip it back to safe. You pull yourself up to the top and peak down to make sure you haven't been followed. Satisfied, you turn around and approach the shadowy figure whispering in "American". Either by understanding your words or noticing the United States flag sewn onto your right arm, the apparition stops crying. The moonlight slowly draws back, revealing the unknown form. A teenage girl, no older than 16, black/brown hair (the lack of light makes it impossible to tell), and a pair of blue eyes. Upon closer inspection, you see a pink flower-patterned dress and a pair of bare feet. Her left breast is marked with a yellow star with the letters J, O, O, D stenciled into the center. Your attention then falls on her stomach...

>>34059876
>>34059876

It's swollen to the size of a basketball, at least eight months along. A smaller bump protrudes where her naval should be. You at last come face to face with her. No longer seeming to fear you, she stretches out her hand and offers you to take it. Not knowing what else to to, you oblige and she quietly walks you past the corner to a hiding spot she's put together among the loose piles of hay. You take quick look around. Her only possessions are a small diary, fountain pen, pendant and half-eatan apple. You take off your field pack, feeling relief at the weight leaves your shoulders and put it along with your rifle in a nearby corner. The girl takes a seat among the haystack, squirming and grunting from the discomfort of her stomach. That must have been what you noticed. You try to sit down opposite of her but are immediately rewarded with a burning sensation in your back, you suddenly remember you've got an inch-long piece of shrapnel still lodged in your bad, noticing your discomfort, the girl offers you to sit next to her, where the hay will help cushion your back and prevent this twisted piece of steel from digging a further in. Gladly accepting, you sit next to her. After a minute or two of dead silence, you muster up the courage to point to her and ask her name, hoping she'll understand you. Initially staring in confusion for several seconds, she suddenly has an epiphany and meekly replies "Anne... Anne Frank". Seemingly summing up her own courage, Anne speaks in broken English "what you?" Pondering for a moment on which name to use, you decide to go with what's the easiest to pronounce and reply "Bull Randleman, Arkansas, USA." After, a moment of thought, you again speak up "what are you doing here in the middle of the night", using your hands as a visual guide. Seeming to understand the question, Anne whispers "hiding from Deustch".

>>34034799
"If you can read this, please aim for my front teeth so the bullet goes through my spinal column and I have a quick and relatively painless death. Thank you and have a nice war."

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>>34059876
>>34059981

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>>34059981

Deustch, Germans. Why the Krauts would want to go after a Dutch teenagers is beyond you. Was she Dutch Resistance? Could she help get you back to U.S. lines? Curious, you ask "are you Dutch Resistance?" Surprised at the question, she utters "no Resistance" several times to make her point across. Dumbfounded, you simply sit in silence for more minutes than you can count. Eventually succumbing to your own restlessness, you like her squirm to negate the pain from your wound. In doing so feel something metallic digging into your back. Slipping your arm underneath, you manage to pull the object out from under you. It's the pendant you saw earlier. Analyzing it, you notice a golden Star of David in the center.

Anne was a Jew.

Like everyone else, you had heard that the Nazis despised Jews with a passion. That before the war, they had ransacked Jewish homes and businesses and were supposedly deporting even deporting them. Still, you can't comprehend why the Germans would be chasing after a Jewish girl who wasn't even old enough to drink. Handing the pendant back to her, you ask "are you Jewish?" Anne hesitates for a moment, before replying "Ja". Although questioning whether or not you should go deeper into something potentially painful for her, your curiosity gets the best of you, "are you hiding because you are a Jew?" Your words having to struck a nerve with her, Anne, eyes already watering laments in broken English "Deutsch are killing us. Arrest and drag us off, middle of night."

The horror begins to hit you hard. The Germans weren't just bullying Jews anymore. They were killing them. Not armed combatants, but whole families. You had long known they were a ruthless foe. You had lost count of the number of fellow paratroopers you had found after the drop in Normandy, shot close range execution-style, but you had been no kinder to them. Such cruelty was a commonplace, even necessary occurrence in war. But this, this was a new low.

>>34034888
trips win

>>34034799
War is heck

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>>34040541
(You)


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>34034799
what the fuck did you just say to me you little shit

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>>34034799
>Imagine a toothpick
>Now imagine it under your toenail
>Now imagine kicking a brick wall
Write this in English and the enemy's native language.
It will cause them to audibly cringe even from your grave.

>>34060348

You find yourself filled with a building sense of anger over the thought of it. The Nazis killing not just your friends, but women and children too. Innocents who had no quarrel with them, no real capacity to resist. Suddenly, you feel your smoldering rage being replaced with a renewed sense of concern for Anne's safety. Holding back your sense of outrage, you ask "where is your family? What are you doing here?" Now the tears flow freely from her eyes. Anne in between sobs explains with unusual clarity that her family had been in hiding in Amsterdam up North for the past two years. Near the beginning of the year, she had become pregnant by a boy of another family who they were hiding with. Unable to care for a newborn and fearing for everyone's safety if she gave birth in such a confined space, her parents had spent what little money they still had to have her smuggled out of the city. From there, she had been traded around safe houses until she wound up in the town of Neunen. Now, she had no idea what happened to her family, they could have been arrested or even dead for all she knew. The owners of the barn had agreed out of pity for her unborn child to take her in but forbid her from staying in the house because of the frequency of German soldiers searching the property. Hiding in the barn almost 24/7 had made the previously sociable girl lonely and miserable. What little free time she could spend outside came to a sudden end when the first Allied C-47s had entered Dutch airspace.

>>34060820

Anne told of how she had watched as she had watched the sky filled with more parachutes than she could count. Of how she had watched dozens of planes be fall to the ground from AA fire, their flames wrecks painting black lines across the sky and how she feared on of them would crash into the town. Of how she hadn't set foot outside since the fighting began. Of how she had peak her head out the window once during the battle that had raged mere feet outside, only to see an American soldier be ripped apart by a tank shell. Of how the stench of the scores of dead and burnt metal had become overpowering.

Moved by her plight, you simply sit there for several minutes, not knowing what to say. Anne begins to shiver as the night temperature drops. Unable to watch her in this condition, you pull off your helmet and begin to undo the buttons on your jacket. Working your away around the extreme of discomfort rubbing the fabric against the piece of steel still stuck in your should you finally manage to get it off, still caked in blood. Offering it to her as a blanket, she gladly accepts. Although thankful at her newfound source of warmth, Anne is noticeably uncomfortable at the sight of blood. Seeking to take her mind off it, she points to your helmet, simply saying "see", you hand it to. As she inspects the simple steel pot, she takes note of the white Spade painted onto the side and the piece of cloth under the netting.

>>34061186

It's a small Confederate battle flag, symbol of the army your great-grandfather and his brothers had fought and some cases died in. You had slipped the crimson banner under your netting for good luck. Although some of your Northern-born comrades, notably Captain Winters found your wearing the flag on the your helmet rather annoying, none of them had bothered voice any real protest. Like countless Southerners, you have feel a profound personal connection to those who had died carrying that flag into battle in every corner of the country. From the Cornfields at Sharpsburg to the mountains of Georgia. Some of whom were even buried in Scatterville, not far from where you grew up.

Curious, Anne pulls the flag from under the netting stares at it in perplexmxent, as if trying to identify it from a classroom map. It dawns upon you that she's never seen a Confederate flag before. She is completely oblivious as to its meaning, the deep symbolism behind it, its history, or the terrible war that forged it 80 years prior and how that war had left a wound in the American psyche that had never completely healed. You watch as her eyes draw their way across the saltire and the 13 stars adorning it. At last Anne speaks, "England?" Having apparently mistaken it for the Union Jack. You smirk, holding back the urge to laugh, replying simply "rebel flag". Still confused, she asks "what country?" Figuring this was not the time and place to give her a crash course on the War Between the States, you opt for a more simple answer "old American flag". Satisfied with the answer, Anne is just about to hand the flag back to you when the sound of an engine disrupts the otherwise dead quiet night.

>>34061342

Anne, startled by the sudden noise, almost screams but you hold your finger to your mouth, reminding to keep quiet. As she lies low, you peer out the window to see several half-tracks roll on by the barn. However, the last vehicle in the column stops and parks across the road. As several German soldiers begin hopping out of the vehicle and approaching the barn, you motion Anne to stay away from the window and yourself duck out of sight. The door to the barn is pushed open and four German soldiers enter. Completely oblivious to your presence above, they wander around the lower floor. Noticing how petrified Anne is, you unholster the nickel-plated M1911 your father had gifted you prior to deployment to Europe and it to her. She hesitates, having obviously never handled a weapon before, but at your continued insistence takes into her hands, being barely able to even hold it straight because of its weight. You continue to watch the soldiers below, some had taken to relieving themselves in the piles of hay, others were smoking. Finally their interest begins to wane, and one by one they leave the building and head back to their vehicle, the last one pausing to take a quick up, but fails to notice you ducking your head at the last second. As the half-track disappears from sight, you feel a pair of arms wrap around you. After a moment of surprise, you reciprocate and wrap your arms around her, feeling her stomach digging into yours. After several minutes, you begin to feel hands tugging at your pants. You pull back in surprise to see the expression on Anne's face has changed from that of terror to something else. Desire. "Let me thank you American" she quietly mutters, beginning to kiss your cheek and neck. Although every rational part of you tells you that this specific activity is wholly inappropriate in a combat zone, every other bit of you urges to give in.

>>34060800
FUCK YOU

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What happened to this thread?

"FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY" on the back

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This or btfo

>PRESS

>>34061594
pls continue

>>34034799
Sallad snackbar

>>34034814
heh,heh,heh

>>34034799
That is not a helmet sperglord,
Its a helmet liner.
It wouldn't stop a BB gun.

>>34062513

Went to bed, I'll finish it up now

>>34061594

Months of emotional isolation, having little more than your squadmates who's survival weighs as a heavy burden on your mind for company, and days of nonstop fighting, where the ever-present risk of death has whittled away at your sanity. You've finally lost your composure. You kiss her back. Taking this as permission to continue, Anne gently pushes you down into the haystack. After successfully forcing your belt and pants off, she begins to prep your bull with her hand. Once sufficiently arousing you, she begins to unbutton her dress. As the dress falls away, the moonlight reveals her other features you had previously missed. Her skin is ghostly pale from the lack of sunlight. Despite having obviously suffered from a lack of adequate food, her breasts and belly retain their firmness and have swelled in size. Now fully aroused, you feel as Anne kneels on top of you, grabs ahold of your rock hard cock and inserts it deep inside of her. Although Anne's added weight and huge round belly put pressure on your own chest, temporarily constricting your breathing, you nonetheless have your discomfort is negated by the intense pleasure. Your passionate lovemaking is the best of your life as she rides you like a pony from the Old Western films, with her belly bouncing on and off you like a ball. Finally, you feel as your arousal begins to reach its peak. Anne responds by bouncing up and down faster and harder. Finally, the orgasm reaches it's climax as you feel an exhilarating explosion of energy inside of Anne. Although unable to cry out for fear of attracting attention, you and her throw your heads back, holding back urge to cry out in pleasure with all your collective might. As the seminal fluid drains from you, she slowly manages to get back upright and push herself off of you. Still dazed from the elation of the first intimate experience either of you has had in months, you simply sit in silence before the sleeplessness takes its toll and you begin to doze off.

>>34057118
>recreational nuccs

http://www.urbandictionary.com/tags.php?tag=nucc
All of my wat?

>>34035477
not funny

>>34052661
>>"this soldier is trained to fuck your ass"
>>"Sexual assault infantry"
ok i like this

>>34045983
Funny, I have a similar dilemma, only the exact opposite of what you described.

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>>34063198
needs "i will kill you and rape the body" added

>>34063008
moar

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>>34034799
pic related

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>>34050494

>>34063008

You awaken to the scent of blood and roses. Cracking open your eyes after the first night of true sleep you've had in days, you look around. The darkness has been replaced by a cadet gray overcast sky. Sitting up, you feel your shoulder burn once again. That damned piece of metal is still in there and still bleeding. You turn around to see Anne, her naked body now partially concealed underneath your jacket. She slowly stirs, eyes fixed directly on you. With great difficulty, she forces herself to sit up. After a long silence, she mutters "you like... American?" With a renewed sense of content you reply "yes." Satisfied, Anne stares down at her belly and the child residing within it, no doubt filled with a mix of fear and anticipation at giving birth. Leaving her to inner thoughts, you peak outside the window again. In the distance, you can see a number of human forms appear on the hill overlooking the town. Although their forms are indistinguishable, you immediately recognize the formation, American skirmishers. Probably a patrol looking for you. You've still got a war to help win. To put an end to the homicidal madness Nazism has unleashed upon the world. You put your pants back on, grab your rifle and helmet, double checking to make sure it's ready to fire. Anne attempts to hand you back your jacket, but you politely refuse. It's so badly torn and bloodied that repairing it wouldn't be worth the effort. The poor girl could use it more anyway, even if simply to keep herself warm. Anne picks up the battle flag she had pulled from your helmet earlier and hands it back to you. After a moment of inspecting it, you hand it back to her, she seems to hold greater appreciation for its sentimentality than any of your comrade do. You break the silence "a gift", understanding Anne accepts it, looking at the Saint Andrew. She helps you slip on your field pack, carefully avoiding brushing it against your wounded shoulder.

>>34065122

Saddened by your sudden departure, Anne puts her arms around you one last time. "T-Thank you Bull" she murmurs quietly. At last, you slide down the ladder, leaving the sanctuary. As you slowly make your way toward your comrades, you look back at the barn one last time. You see Anne, now with renewed sense of self-confidence perched at the window writing in the notebook you first took notice of the night before, probably recording last night's events for posterity. You also see the flag, sticking out of the book's cover, a keepsake she'll cherish for the rest of her days. A voice far out calls "Bull?" Reminding you that you still've got a war to win. With any hope and help from the 101st, Montgomery's harebrained scheme to get tanks over the Rhine will succeed and this miserable war will be over in three months' time. All doubt you had previously harbored about the Allied cause has evaporated. Every day Nazi Germany continues to draw breath claims the lives of more countless innocents. Innocents like her.

As you finally reach your squadmates, Hashey, Cobb, and a few others, all asking where you had been. You pause for a moment, wondering if you tell them the truth, but decide some things are better off left unsaid.

>>34066356

Sorry that took forever, but had to go to sleep and go to work and I was writing the whole thing from scratch. I'll stick around for the rest of the thread to do AMA.

And yes, feel free to screencap, rewrite and claim credit, Rule 34 or crowdsource Michael Cudlitz and Hannah Gordon Taylor doing a porno of it.

>>34062112

>128x128

>>34046540

lol u pussy

>>34059876
>>34059981
>>34060348
>>34060820
>>34061186
>>34061342
>>34061594
>>34063008
>>34065122
>>34066356

Y tho

>>34034799
FUCK THIS SHIT

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>>34038124
>paint a Confederate battle flag on the side
>>34061342
>It's a small Confederate battle flag, symbol of the army your great-grandfather and his brothers had fought and some cases died in. You had slipped the crimson banner under your netting for good luck. Although some of your Northern-born comrades, notably Captain Winters found your wearing the flag on the your helmet rather annoying, none of them had bothered voice any real protest.

I know where you fuckers got the idea for this

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op here I forgot I posted this

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>>34069204

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>>34034933
This one

>>34068133
I'm not from /mu/, what are you guys referencing? Can anyone tell me?

>>34044223
This picture has got to be the most stale and unfunniest thing /k/ has memed about since traps.

>>34069250

In the movie Full Metal Jacket, Sgt. Cowboy had a Confederate flag attached to his helmet

>>34069204
Should have made it say "Yeah I'm high on chromosomes!".

>>34069204
I can tell that's not OP's desk. OP is a faggot though.

>>34069270
And what does that have to do about that little jewess?

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DINDU NUFFIN!

>>34034849
>not the other way around
anon, pls

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>>34069295

Some nigga posted his own copypasta about Anne Frank getting her bull prepped by Bull Randleman from Band of Brothers and he's wearing a Confederate flag on his helmet, something as a non-American, Anne would presumably have zero understanding of.

>>34069386

It it this one?
>>34068030

>>34069414

Yep

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>>34061594

>nickel-plated M1911 your father had gifted you

lol only noticed that on the second readthrough

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looks like hammered shit

>>34069494
OP is that you?

>>34069494
Meme overkill

Get a helmet cover and write one single thing on it

>>34069494
did you fucking scratch it through the paint then try to unfuck it with sharpie you turbogook?

>>34069700
probably made outlines with a pencil because he's an insecure faggot

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>>34069494
Oh god op what abortion did you create!?

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/lit/fag here

>>34068030

I originally did it as a greentext for /his/'s sexy history threads, but mods are cunts and deleted the thread before I could finish. Decided to expand it to full length and post on /k/ because why the Hell not?

>>34068133
>>34069386

That is correct. Decided to throw it in because of >>34038124. Figured it would be funny since FMJ is a /kommando/ favorite.

Also made a good mental exercise of sorts. The American Civil War is an extremely polarizing subject in this country. People are either extremely pro-North or extremely pro-South. Thought it would interesting to show the Confederate flag from the perspective of someone who is held up by many to be this great martyr against "racism" (usually the types who attack the Confederate flag most aggressively) when she in fact had little to no education or knowledge of history of the history behind it and thus would not be tainted in her judgement on its aesthetic qualities.

TL;DR Anne Frank would not have looked on the Stars and Bars and judged it on her politics, it would have just been a peculiar looking piece of cloth to her.

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>>34069448

Good eye, not to see someone else still remembers that game

>>34034799
Semper Fi, don't tread on me, etc.

>>34069494
Holy shit you're fucking retarded.

I'm glad you picked a shitty /k/ related quote as well, really adds the the blatant autism displayed in the image.

>>34034933

Please this. He even has dubs. You have to, OP.

>>34060800
cocktail stick? also having suffered quite a few nail injuries, i can honestly say they are way worse to think about than to actually experience. it doesn't help a lot because they're still awful to think about, but maybe it'll put your mind at ease

>>34042128
Underrated

>Hammered Shit Incoming

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>>34034799

"Do it for the Murdercube"

>>34034799
"Never Drink From A Coconut You Found In The Dark"

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>>34036178
say no more senpai

>>34034799
"I like cocks"

>>34075775
That actually looks surprisingly decent.
>it ain't REE starts playing

>>34075874
Thanks. An actual tiny letter-spiral would be neater but then from far away I'd have a spiral on my head and that's just stupid.

>>34034799
"I kill nigger faggots"
And a cheeky moonman

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>>34077443

This

>>34034828
this

>>34069204
>>34069494
are you too autistic to write in sharpie without writing it out in pencil first? looks like total shit

>respect for women
go back to iFunny and stay there

>>34038124
>>34042310
>>34077859

Speaking of Anne Frank and iFunny...

8th post

https://ifunny.co/tags/judiasm

>>34034799
Milk is fun.

>>34034799
"or something"

>>34034799
BAD MUTHA FUCKA

>>34035595
Hi im anon.
Doing it

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>>34079565

>>34034857
This is what I'd use probably.

>>34034933
please etch it in

>>34079583

Well at least you deliver.

>>34034799
That's a gold hat, cool cat

>>34079583

Make a helmet cover out of >>34042310

>>34079583
"You miss, i take a piss"