Someone at my uni just sent this to the group chat How do I

>>34031184
banana clips

>>34031184
report him to campus police, with any luck they will arrest him, throw him out of college and ruin his life

>>34031184
report him to he university and get him kicked out of school.

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>>34031198
>>34031200
kek, hivemind

dave, start the van

>>34031184
Wait for it to oxidize. Bananas brown quickly because they don't have much antioxidants compared to other fruits.

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>>34031184

pineapple grenade

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>>34031230
Hide this inside a watermelon.

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Get you a glock 40, it'll jam less than the banana

Don't go to lunch tomorrow. Following instructions is a key part of life, OP.

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>bringing a knife to a gun fight

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>>34031230
>>34031239
FUCK WRONG PICTURE

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God's speed anon

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

LOL XD OP PICTURE SO FUNNY

>>34031264
This sketch has was horrible even by Monty Python standards.

>>34031184
lol

>>34031184
I really really really like this image.

>>34031337
kek

>>34031337
Save it! it's all yours!

>>34031184
>See Monty Python- Protection against fresh fruit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90dnUbZMmM

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>>34031254
>implying this won't protect you from a banana armed assailant

>>34031351
Thanks, friend!

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>>34032413
>>34031351
Get out of here with your friendliness you redditfags!!

>>34031239
Anon why do you have a syrup lady on your computer? What else is on there?

>>34032655
I'm sure it's for...research..

>>34032655
Are you sure you want to go down this path? My fetish is tarring and feathering people.

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>>34032703
Does this get you hard you sick fuck!! Who the fuck raised you?!!

>>34031184
Throw honey badger at him

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>>34032634

>he didn't get the meme

fucking newfag YOU go back to r*ddit

>>34031246
>banana jam
I didn't know such a thing existed.

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>>34031239
Fuck me i keked audibly now everyone is staring

>>34031184
Ignore the faggot...he only wants to start a panic. Fuck him.

>>34032634
Sorry if I upset you, pal.

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>>34031239

>>34031304
It's surrealist comedy. Don't like it? Don't watch it

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>>34031264

>>34031201
How did this get past the spam filter?
Wat

>>34032634

>Being this new

Get out

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>>34031239