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Weebs Posing With Katanas: The Thread

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My folder of weebs posting with katanas and other bladed weapons is terribly low in population. Let's fix that.
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>Harley Davidson

Into the trash it goes
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>>34027919

Harley's issues of quality control are long gone.
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>>34027682
At this point, I wonder how legitimate these photos are. Four years ago, I would have bought it, but now, the meme of fedoras is so popular that even the most cringe losers would have the self-awareness to not do this.
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>>34027999
I dated a girl once who had a super autistic cringe worthy brother who did nothing all day but smoke weed and buy katanas. He literally had room that raked of piss/weed and was wall to wall full of katanas, empty snack bags and piss bottles because he didn't want to walk 30 feet to the bathroom. He regular would wear camo pants 6 sizes to big, black tank tops and fedoras. He was a piece of shit who wanted to fight me all the time despite literally weigh 115lbs.

Last I hear his mom pays for his living expenses entirely despite being 3 states away. Apparently he got fired from his gas station job after stealing from the register then threatening to beat up his manager because you shouldn't "fire someone over 20 dollars."

These people exist.
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>>34028424
gross
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>>34027999
Do not underestimate a loser's ability to lack self-awareness.
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>>34027999
No, but you see, I'm different. I'm not like those losers.
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>>34028138
Classy, stylish and an excellent composition. What's not to like?
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>>34028634
that carpet looks comfy as fuck
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>>34027978

They're still shitty, overpriced, antiquated bikes. Basically the Kimber 1911 of motorcycles.
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>>34028649
The house in the background. Dislike that architectural style.
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Is it still impossible to wear a black coat without looking like an edgelord mall ninja?

Not that it is much of an issue, navy or charcoal works fine without looking like an edgelord, but black it much easier to match.
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>>34028634
This picture honestly wouldn't have looked half bad if he's picked up after himself a little beforehand. Get the box, the bucket, and the space heater out of the way, put the boots on, hang up the coat, and get that cloth off the couch, and things get much better.

Also, yes, that carpet is comfy af
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>>34027682
>buy katana
>chamber a round
>slamfires
Never again
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>>34028747
Gotta go with classy longcoats, my friend. It's the only way.
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>>34027682
I'll give you what I've got OP.
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>>34027682
I suspect that you only attempt to ridicule these modern enlightened warriors simply because one stole your fair maiden. Perhaps if you learned the chivalric code, you wouldn't find yourself without feminine companionship. 'Tis sad!
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>>34028833
>the mom taking the picture

it's little details like these that make these photos such a joy
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>>34028805
My ex actually bought me the coat in your image.

It sucked, sleeves were too short, felt like it was made to fit a woman, no inner pocket, both outer pockets were two small, one of them had a huge hole, the collar was so big that I contemplated greeting people as "Children of the night" with a fake Transylvanian accent and it didn't have a strap in the neck to hang it.

Shit reeked of "Made in sweatshop, China", I literally only wore it to make the ex happy, but I got to admit I did look stylish in it.
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>>34028833
Well as it turns out this is the only one I have that hasn't been posted. Sorry to disappoint.
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>>34028850
It's a cheap ebay special, anon.
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>>34028850
If I were you I'd cut it up, that's a lot of useful cloth
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>>34028138
Where can I get a chastity belt like that?
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>>34028881
I just realized he wove the rope through a lock
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>>34027682
>tfw you still want to get a katana
>but faggots in trilbies have ruined them.
They also ruined the fedora (which everyone calls the trilby), but men wearing hats hasn't been in style for decades anyway.
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I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman, smugly assured of the superiority of his weapon. "Put the gun down now, and I let you live" I say, my voice calm and measured. My fingers rest lightly on the hilt of my katana. The gunman just laughs. I see the muscles in his right hand, that hand that holds the gun, beginning to tense as he prepares to squeeze the trigger. Quicker than the human eye can see I draw my katana, and using the ancient arts I have spent my life studying I use my katana to tear a hole in the very fabric of space-time, of reality itself. I am perhaps one of ten men in the world who know this skill, and one of three who dare to use it. I am the first, and probably last, Westerner to learn these secret arts, whose true Japanese name I will not profane by uttering here.

There is a blinding flash from the muzzle of the gun, but I do not hear the gunshot. Before the sound waves (or bullet) can reach me I step through the makeshift portal I have opened into the extradimensional space. "Space" is not a great word, because in this "place" it is as meaningless as "time," but English lacks the necessary vocabulary to describe something so utterly other, so completely different. The hole closes. I sense that I am not alone. There are beings here, in this "place," which are utterly alien and indescribable. The secret symbols on my katana blaze.

I cannot tell if the battle lasts for an eon or an instant. Such distinctions are meaningless here. I do not know how many there are. There could be a thousand, or there could be only one great entity. I do not know if I kill them (it) or if I merely buy myself a brief respite. Whatever the truth (if a word like truth has any meaning here) I am able to slash another wound into the very fabric of reality. I pass through, and end up in the "real" world, in three dimensional space, directly behind the gunman. A single slice with my katana passes through his skull as easily as it passes through air.
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>>34028138
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>>34028957
solid gold
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>>34028839
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>>34028957
Anymore like this?
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>>34028514
Damn, it's like Nacho Libre II Japanese Sumo Boogaloo
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>>34028957
Cant believe I've never seen that one, topkek anon.
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>>34028943
>>34028957
More like these
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>>34028788
>buy katana
>Try to draw it
>can't
>Ounce of weed taped in it
Nope
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>>34028903
You can still get away with owning a katana without looking like a weeb as long as you have other swords, too.
Like, a katana on the wall along screams weeb, but a katana next to a cavalry sabre and a arming sword says "sword guy" instead
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Anyone have the picture of the shirtless guy with his sword drawn and the naked girl leaning into him? They're both severely overweight
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>>34029167
So its like owning a hi-power?
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>TFW you wonder if the photos you of you back in high school with a katana wearing a trench coat will ever end up in these kind of threads

I don't think so, it was like 15 years ago. I mean, I still collect swords, but sparingly and only of quality.
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>>34029167

"sword guy" still screams of autism. You're really not accomplishing much.

Just accept that fact and roll with it.
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>>34029161
>rice harvest is over
>bountiful harvest, have plenty of rice to treat myself to a new sword
>fuckyes.jpg
>buy used No-Dachi Daikatana from 5th Street Pawn and Blade
>eager to try it out, find the nearest charlatan who doesn't respect women
>draw blade to teach him respect
>find out the blade is DNA-locked and the previous owner forgot to reset the code
>fuckmylife.webm
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>>34029211
Nah, owning swords (especially if they're on the wall of your classy cigar room/study) can be classy
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>>34029194
Only thing that needs done to ensure that doesn't happen is to find and sanitize any all of evidence of it ever occurring.
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>>34029242
>>34029211

They either have to old, reproductions of old swords, or swords you made yourself, otherwise it's more than a little dorky.
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>>34029242
I think some classic fuddguns are more classy and less cringey. Maybe an antique side by side, a cap and ball revolver, maybe an M1 garand.

People see that and go "hmmmm, gun enthusiast who likes a cigar and some whisky, alright I can dig it."

You see swords and just automatically assume theyre autistic. Unless theyre REAL antique swords its autism. Nobody walks into a cigar room and thinks "oh hey loom, this classy gentleman has a real stainless steel replica of something from lord of the rings, and it came all the way from pakistan! Wow!"

Guns are easier, if the swords arent real historic relics they are just tacky and its a lot easier to get antique guns than it is to get antique swords.
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>>34029400
>OblivionWithToMuchBloom.jpg
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>>34029410
"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
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>>34027999
I don't think you understand this whole autism thing, they'll stumble upon this thread and see it as a bunch of badass pictures and some plebs complaining about it. They lack social ques.
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>>34028634
The cringiest thing in this picture is that someone decided to mount those fuck puny antlers.
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>>34028747
They are fine so long as you wear them with other formal attire, coat + cargo shorts is what's causing it, not the coat.
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>>34029211
People can collect more than one type of weapon, anon.

>>34029395
But you also make a very good point, a sword collection almost never looks cool, unless they're real antiques (though more modern fencing swords might get a pass too).


Also I just realized something that I would LOVE to happen... but if Mad Max changes the laws regarding concealed weapons in Canada, you might be legally allowed to own a cane-sword.
>tfw I wouldn't even care about revealing my power level
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>>34029687
what an amazing specimen
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>>34028903
>tfw Oilskin cowboy hat and wool cloak will never be in fashion, such a shame.
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>>34029167
Hemafags are still pretty autistic though, an axe and maybe a machete (that you use) are about as much as you can non autistically get away with.
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>mfw I actually saw an autist in a fedora looking at a katana booth at a gun show yesterday
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>>34029178
I know the one, don't have though sorry. Have this instead.
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>>34028747
If you do what >>34028805 said and have a good aesthetic then you could pull it off. I'm sure /fa/ would help.
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>>34028903
I blame mandatory headrests in car seats for killing off hats.
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>>34028911
I'd read this non-fiction best seller
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>>34029687
As someone who frequents /tg/, even if he's a LARPer that's still cringe-worthy.

>>34029707
There was a guy who used to go to the local GW store about 15 years ago who'd wear a cape, not shitting you. I don't think he ever got bothered on the street for it, but I'm sure he got a few strange looks.

But these days fashion kinda seems more permitting in a lot of ways and places, so I think you could definitely pull the hat off anon, and maybe even the cloak.
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>>34029400
>>34029410
>"Have you heard of the high elves?"
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>>34028634
>>34028138
>>34028106
>>34027682
>>34028957

>fingerless gloves
For what purpose?
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>>34029782
Huh, ya know I never thought of that, but it makes sense, especially considering that baseball caps never completely fell out of popularity at any point.
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>>34029782
Holy fuck this. I am >>34029707 and rock my hat most days, I've been pulled up a couple times because of the fucking headrest.
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>>34029818
Katana edgelords enjoy fly fishing.
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>>34029794
I don't really give much of a fuck about fashion, most days I'm Clint Eastwood wearing modern boots. But it's just such a shame that so many people will never wear a hat because of "fashion".
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>>34029878
I'm much the same. I wear what I like and what's comfy, fuck how it looks.

>considers checking out hats next time he's going to a clothing store
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>>34029327
Oh yeah obviously they all have to be replicas of old swords
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>>34029878
Oh yeah, I also forgot to say thanks. Your picture of a hat helped me figure out what to watch earlier.

I hadn't watched the Indiana Jones trilogy in a while, and it's a good choice (I even heard they might make a 4th movie).
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>>34028424
Can confirm, I dated a girl who's brother had these attributes, although he must have weighed 300lbs.

Liked to collect non-weeb blades too, I once saw him attacking a neighbour's pumpkin on Halloween with a viking style sword.
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>>34027999
>because of social media and the internet autism has become more or less prevalent in the world
What are you even saying?
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>>34029051
>>34029148
That's a reddit thing. Probably the best thing to come out of that shithole in a long time.
r/neckbeardrpg
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>>34029400
Why are his forearms the only developed muscle group on his body???
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>>34029194
I wounder if we could find them before you can delete them
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>>34031414
You know the reason
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>>34029818
RPK
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>>34031414
Jerkin his gerkin
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>>34029667
Yeah, the important thing to remember about REAL classyness is that actual classy people dont gotta "try" to be classy. You gotta be unselfconscious about it.

You cant be "oh yeah, im a 3rd year HEMA fencer! I know all about the falcone form!"

Nope. Ya gotta have real antiques and be like "oh those? Those are middle age longswords used in the falcone school of swordsmanship. They believed the best defense was a good offense and didnt incorporate dedicated blocks into their style."

Thing is, you will probably NEVER be rich enough to adequatley pull that off. Guns? Thats easy, you already know guns and some classy historic guns are already easily available.
"Thats a replica of the colt walker, the texas rangers wanted a gun that blew a 44 caliber bullet with 60 grains of powder so they could hit a man offhand at 100 yards. It was the most powerful blackpowder handgun ever made, and was the most powerful handgun for a century until the .357 magnum came out."

Suddenly you are smart and classy. You dont gotta try, you just do it effortlessly. Its a fine line between being educated and refined and being a tryhard imitator.

You can wear all the fedoras, trenchcoats, and fingerless gloves in the world and not achieve that.
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>>34031484
i-is this bait?
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>>34031572
Its new copypasta. Bask in it friend.

(Im drunk as FUCK dont listen to me)
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>>34027682
>weebs with katanas cant be kin.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
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>>34030635
I love it, thanks for letting me know where these are from.
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>>34030635
>Birkenstock Bushido
>mffw
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>>34028747
Embrace the autism.
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>>34029178
Here you go, anon
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>>34031414
>never used a bladed weapon

Using any sword, especially sabers and other cutting/slicing curved swords, requires extensive use of your triceps. Biceps are for strong hacking motions, triceps for smooth slicing finesse.
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>>34031655
So chunky your forehead becomes a waterfall of fat.
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>>34031655
>that bic pen tattoo
>so fat she has double cheek as well as double chin
>gut that hangs down past her fupa

Christ, I have plowed some "meh" tier chicks, but damn that is revolting.
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>>34028106
What an ugly yard.
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>>34028634
Ah, that trailer-park livin'.

>>34029638
Not that they appear to have underwear hanging from them?
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>>34028106
I love the fashion sense here.
>Im classy so trenchcoat and fedora
>but also poor as shit so its vinyl, and im combining it with offbrand underarmor and walmart brand cargo shorts
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>>34027999
I got a mate who lacks the self awareness to not realise how silly he looks when he's decked out in capeshit or vidya paraphernalia at 27 years old. The boss almost fired him when he fucked up gutting a halibut worth several hundred dollars with a wallhanger katana he brought from home.
These people definitely exist.
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>>34028634
White trash NEET with dysfunctional family signifiers:
>duralast car battery on the couch
>5 gallon bucket next to it
>vintage 1960's space heater, probably bought from yardsale
>bare feet with boots in background in front of couch, cuz mom doesnt allow shoes in the hovel
>same couch is also a coat rack
>tiny deer rack on wall, its the only measurable accomplishment anyone in the household has ever achieved
>everything in the photo is garage sale pre 70's vintage tier because nobody can afford anything that isnt 2nd hand
>house is clearly a cheap prefab modular, also ass-ugly 70's vibtage, all browns, tans, and creams
>with horrible burgundy heavily worn shag carpet

Sorry if im pissing anyone off but I grew up in rural Montana and recall this aestetic very well, I even recall the fat kids who were waaaaay too into chinese cartoons before terms like weeaboo, NEET or anime were common knowledge.

God I can practically smell the stale cigarette smoke and beer mixed with unwashed feet smell endemic to such situations.
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>>34028911
Ill give you a (you) anon it was very well written

Proud of you :^)
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>>34029400
The creepy mustache, glasses, mullet, skinnyfat combo is perfect.
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>>34032119
The glassy eyed thin lipped autistic stare!
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>>34031829
>triceps

Still not forearms. Wanna know how I can tell you dont lift?
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>>34031606
>That guy

He looks high as fuck. Either that, or he's such a heavy drinker that he's entered into the stage where, even when he is sober, his speech is permanently slurred and his eyes glazed over.
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>>34032177
>hasnt heard of fetal alchohol syndrome

You are only fractionally correct. The guy is a textbook case of somebody whose mommy drank while carrying.
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>>34028911
Well done. Here's your (you)
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>>34032194
That would make a lot of sense.
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>>34027919
Probably his dad's bike
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>>34028911
>nothing personal kid
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>>34032221
No, seriously, im a psych major, they both show textbook cognitive impairment and physical charecteristics endemic to fetal exposure to teratogens. Alchohol is the most common teratogen to be exposed to during fetal development.

>narrow eye openings, bad eyesight, eyes too narrow or too far apart
>thin upper lip
>narrow philtrum (thing between lip an nose) giving a kinda mouth breathy sneering look
>underdeveloped chin
>low nasal bridge
>high forehead

Host of other symptoms

The mom who filmed this drank heavily while pregnant with not one child, but both of them.

Pic related. If he walked into one of our studies wed call him for fetal alchohol exposure as soon as he walked through the door.
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>>34032262
Pic also related. An even more glaring case of fetal alchohol syndrome. As he is younger and born more recently this makes sense, as his mother's alchoholism probably developed over time and she drank even more heavily during her 2nd pregnancy.
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>>34027919
>>34032222
>TFW buying my dads 64 Harley
>tfw Harley gets nothing but shit
>tfw people will think I'm just another loud bike faggot
I'm just a dorky white guy who wants to keep his dads bike in the family
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>>34028424
>t. trailer trash
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>>34032277
There's nothing wrong with Harleys, I'm just more of an Indian guy myself desu.
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>>34032262
I used to work at the target in Grand Forks, ND. It's just a few hours drive south of Manitoba Canada. Canadians came down every weekend for their white trash vacations to america.

I shit you not, I saw this dude with his white trash mom at the store once. It was a busy Saturday afternoon and there he was, clear as day. I literally had to stop working and stare, trying to think of something to say so I could go up and confirm it was him.

Just like that, he was gone; as quickly as he had came.

My crowning achievement in life.
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>>34032262
>>34032273
This shit is legit depressing to me. Not surprising. But depressing.
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>>34028833

>that hint of terrible goatee
>mom taking picture

That poor woman.
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this is one of the best threads on /k/ fuck yes
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>>34032009

You forgot the cat piss / cloying candle layer to the smell.
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>>34032282
Honestly I look down on most Harley riders I see. I think most are wanna be tryhards or fat old guys and I know I'm not wrong.

I just hope people don't assume that about me.

Pic related is my other bike. Also have an early 80s Kawasaki 440
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>>34028424
>be 14
>Have "friend"
>do fencing as a sport cuz my mom clearly hated me and wanted her son to be nicknamed faggot and get beat up all the time
>"friend" (really just kid I knew) gets excited, clsims he is also a "swordsman"
>go to his house
>run down mossy sun faded modular home in shitty part of town
>reeks of stale newport smoke
>his room is trashed, I mean I was a cluttered teen but hes got dirty fucking dishes and half full pop bottles strewn in with about 2 feet of dirty laundry
>theres a black tenchcoat on a hanger in the corner next to folded up trip pants with fingerless gloves and walmart brand fedora hung on a chair
>cheap stainless steel replica katana on stand next to shitty decades obsolete dell computer
>begins talking animatedly about superiority of katanas
>"challenges" me to a "duel"
>uhhhh.... okay man, sure
>he makes an odd chuffing noise as he settles into what is clearly his favorite ninja pose
>then, utterly befuddling me, he holds his fake katana out, arms locked, and begins spinning in a graceless and horrid flopping display of un-athleticism
>whip my practice foil across his back
>he squeals and falls over
>tears in his eyes: "NO FAIR YOU HIT ME IN THE BACK!"
>dude, I fucking hate fencing, its gay as fuck and gets me beat up cuz my mom thinks its "classy," but not even I am going to ignore the fact you turned your fucking back to me as an opponent
>he proceeds to argue that he was just going easy on me because im obviously a meddler and he doesnt want to hurt me
>offer a 2nd bout
>he declines, hes too mad from my impudence and doesnt trust himself not to unleash his lethal fury on me in a 2nd match
>realise hanging out with him is just gonna get my ass picked on worse and cease all contact
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>>34031655

You know, I want to make fun of him, but damn it I can't deny that utterly genuine look of heroism in his eyes is a bit inspiring. I'd follow this obese Aragorn bastard into battle.
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>>34032323
Oh fuck. You are dislodging memories now bruh. There was always either
1: too many under attended cats
2: a ferret
3: some bigass mutt junkyard dog

Whichever it was their entire house smelled like it all the time.
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>>34032327
You're not wrong but I've met a few decent people on harleys too, a lot of retired military folk seem to ride them as well.
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No blades, but it fits here.
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>>34032282
>POO
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>>34032427
Motorcycle brand you dumb fuck
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>>34029752
>dat Samhaim poster in the background
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>>34032323
Please stop, I don't want to remember.
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>>34032393
>auschwitz_avenger.jpg
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>>34032081
>>34032218
It's copypasta from the last cringe thread.
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>>34032309
>that poor woman
>implying she won't feel lucky he's been studying the blade when the barbarians are at the gates
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>>34029753
But why anon. It's a legit sport and to be good you have to dedicate time and be fit just like any other martial art...
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>>34032262
>>34032273

SHUT UP SHITLORD
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>>34027978
have you seen the shitshow that makes up the $8000 msrp iron 883 sportster
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I'm thinkin' these should be the subject of the 2018 /k/alender.
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>>34028747
you could go for the private dick look
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>>34028747
It depends on the make and the fit. A cheap coat that fits like a bag (this includes old milsurp) looks bad. Get it fitted and/or buy from a reputable manufacturer and don't be deformed, fat or ugly, coordinate colours and it'll work just fine.
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>>34028138
Ugly shoes. Noooo.
Where are the leather boots?
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I never thought there was a correlation between katanas, fedoras and weebs.
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>>34033520
I think you mean a correlation between katanas, fedoras, weebs, and HONOR.
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>>34033516
Are you implying that leather boots could have saved that picture?
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>>34032427
This is why /pol/tards are hated outside their containment board
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>>34033581
>implying this is just a /pol/ meme

Go back to delhichan.in, pajeet
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>>34028957
where do you even get pants that baggy holy shit
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Kinda disappointed that no one posted this classic yet
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This one too
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>>34033703
I will never understand what the fuck this kid means about mastering the blockchain. What the fuck did he mean by this?
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>>34033714
Hell if I know, everything that comes up has to do with bitcoins or something.
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LucastheMagnificent is by far the greatest gold mine for this cringe.
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>>34032277
Keeping an old heirloom in the family is no problem at all. Its when these fags spend 16k on a bike and then straight pipe it and play dress up in theyre black leather that they become fags
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>>34033725
The blockchain is what tracks transaction history in the Bitcoin network. I have no idea what he means by him "mastering" it. He probably didn't understand what he was saying and is just retarded.
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*Blocks Your path*
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>>34028747
Ask yourself this question
>Do I look like Jay or silent Bob
No? You're properly wearing a long coat for it's purpose with appropriate semi formal/business attire on a cold windy day
Yes? Ditch the graphic T and cargo shorts
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>>34028839
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Not a katana but great nonetheless
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>>34029400
He brought his sword but forgot his chin at home.
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>>34027682
sorry, no weeaboos today *blocks your path*
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>>34029073
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>>34029752
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Casual reminder that katanas are shit anyway
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>>34031655
Good God, they look like they could sweat in a shower
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>>34031484
Bro, you can buy swords from the 16th century on for less than a quality repro. Eastern European arsenals are fucking full of them. Early modern period stuff from the 18th-early 20th century is dirt common and pretty easily aquired.

A quality Albion, VA, A&A or custom sword hung in the corner of your study is on the spectrum of shit well to do people put in their man caves. Like model ships, a wine cellar/private bar, humidor, ect. Definitely less cringey than a Miller advert from the '87 you have in your rec room
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>>34033714
I'm guessing they twisted block string, intentionally or not.

A block string is a string of attacks in a fighting game (like Street Fighter) that you'd use against someone who's blocking.
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>>34029878
>Why so few wear hats because "fashion"
>Mfw you're probably wearing a hat indoors, turning your Stetson into a cowboy fedora
You don't wear hats inside because you don't need a hat inside dumbass. It's outer wear, same as coats. You hang that shit up when you get where you're going.
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>>34032356
don't forget the underlying smell of Mildew
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>>34033714
Some retard from /biz/.
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>>34032286
So is it like a lamer version of 6 Degrees from Kevin Bacon?
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>>34029818
>fingerless Gloves
Better than gloveless fingers. Google "glingers"
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God this thread makes me cringe so hard. There but for the grace of God and a hard slap from reality go I.
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>>34028747
Just be /fit/ and handsome
You can get away with anything by being /fit/ and handsome
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>>34032356
>Mfw this reminds me of a fat kid I knew in elementary school
>Went over to his house
>Really big but very poorly maintained
>Single mom
>Had like 3 ferrets completely untrained/angry and bitey
>Fantasy dragon shit all over the place
That late 80's cast resin incense holder and blacklight poster type aesthetic
>Dirt covered tile floors
>Doesn't really have toys or vidya
>Whole place smells like ferret piss and mildew
>Prized posession is a resin dragon with a removable zinc "sword" that he swings around making legend of Zelda windwaker noises
>Don't go over to his house anymore.
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>>34033860
>Tripfag that hates cringes
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>>34033883
>tripfag
>no tripcode
>just has "Sage" in the name box as per the procedure for sageing
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>>34029757
>mfw I actually heard someone ask for a katana at the Milsup stand at the flea market
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>>34033741
I honestly can't tell anymore if these are made in jest or not. If that one is real then I would be legitimately scared to make fun of someone that detached from reality
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>>34033808
Didn't they also do the same thing with two European swords and the result was one of the swords breaking?
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>>34033741
His sword might be ready, but judging by how this guy needs to be weighed at mack truck inspection stations, his body certainly is not.
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>>34033891
This brony shit is real. They were unironically made by autist bronies and shared in some deviantart group. There's many more like this and they show up in cringe threads on /b/ sometimes. Solid gold
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>>34032341
Proof that bullying works
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>>34033745
Blockchain is an old fighting game term iirc. Street Fighter, Tekken, etc.
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No katana, but it's related
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>>34033968
That injects NOS into my chuckle engines whenever I see it
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>>34033741
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more, please
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>>34032262
Wait, hold up here. A psych major lurks here? How much of what goes on here will end up in a dissertation?
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>>34027682
West german anon here, we've had a gigantic convention-like weeb festival over the weekend. You can't imagine the amount of cringe I had to endure.

Just imagine some anime convention breaking out of their containment space and wandering the streets
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Does anybody have group photos like this? Could even be just an mlp group pic. Im looking for content for my "spot the fedora" app game
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>>34027999
Thats just the thing, leather jackets, fedoras, trench coats etc. are all objectively fashionable. its just that in this day and age, its almost impossible to pull off the look without looking like a total retard.

These social outcasts get picked on all day by chad and co. Who are all wearing streetwear and snapbacks. Mr autismo believes he's so much smarter and intellectually superior to Chad, that instead of wearing something respectable and modern, he decides to be the superior classy gentleman and is too socially retarded to realise that it doesnt mean a stupid mix of fedoras, trench coats, camo pants, k-mart special shoes.
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>>34027999
The meme-conomy has become so saturated and ironic-ified(?) that it's near impossible to distinguish between ironic meme and actual cringe
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>>34034053
Not much. Nobody wants to read about cognitive dissonance or echo chambers since those are both well documented already. Im just here cuz I like guns.
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>>34031606
>that image
>holy kekistan
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>>34033635
You could always buy hardstyle shuffle pants.
https://yandex.com/images/search?text=hardstyle%20shuffle%20pants
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>>34031606
Whenever i feel down about myself, i watch this video and remember that i will never be this autistic and disfunctional
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>>34028514
ThereCanBeOnlyJuan.jpg
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>>34033635
1998
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>>34033889
that's not how you sage, newfag
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>>34034465
I know, but that's what a lot of people do anyways.
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>>34034465
>doesn't know about putting sage in all fields
>calls someone else a newfag
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>>34034546
like pottery
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>>34033883
>>34034465
>tripfag
>newfag

hownew.ru
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Can't believe this gem hasn't been posted
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>>34029638
My first deer was a little four point, and my dad had it done as a skull mount for me. It's not impressive, but it's sentimental.
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>>34033714
I don't know why he calls it a block chain, bit it's pretty much the chain attached to Kamas
>You can use it to disarm and block shit
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>>34033808
Different weapons for different fights.
Hitting a thin piece of metal against a thicker piece of metal is a shit example anyway.
Not to mention hitting a blade is the last thing you want to do.
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>>34034984
It was probably a replica katana. A true katana, forged in the fires of Mr. Fiji, folded ten thousand times, can slice through rock like it was air.
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>>34033589
Triggered /pol/tard

Calm down man
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>>34033741
>brony

Even the faggots at /mlp/ hates them for their ungodly autism
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>>34033826
no
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>>34033816
link faggot
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>>34029687
This looks like that weird fruit blowjob guy that was on tosh.0
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>>34027999
Nice trips.
I saw a literal fedora'd obese neckbear wearing a vest and yelling into a camera in public a few days ago.
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>>34032009
To play doubles avacado, those heaters are still made today and are pretty popular.
-t. worked at a hardware store
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>>34032323
More like the wet carpet full of boot mush smell.
You also forgot the random change everywhere and the occasional ammo.
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>>34033714
I've unironically heard that IRL.

>Know a guy
>Five foot three ish
>Lazy eye
>108 pounds
I know this because of his bio on a diaper fetish site
>Wehraboo
>Weeb
>Claims to have hacked the blockchain and can control all bitcoins
>Spouts off what sounds like /g/ troll copypastas completely seriously to prove his technical prowess
>Major hardon for anything German
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>>34032327
I have an '85 454-ltd, and it's been a great starter bike. Kawasaki makes great stuff.
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I'm surprised nobody from /ktg/ saved this moms' basement pic of me for this thread.
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>>34032356
>>34032323
>>34032009
More memories of those places?
>Fridge door held on or held closed by some kludged thing, usually door hinges
>Only drinks in the fridge are 2 liter bottles of store-brand soda, milk that's gone bad, and maybe two cans of beer.
>Endless boxes and piles of crud from old projects that were going to be their "home businesses"
>Come up with stories as to how their neighbors are assholes because they want them to clean their damn yard
>Have a pathological need to blame someone else for their problems, even though they cause most of them

I used to friends with a guy doing that nearly into his 30's. I just gave up trying to deal with him, though. I especially couldn't stand the smell of cat piss. Dear god, that smell is awful.
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>>34033695
I was thinking something along the lines of
"You've entered my domicile at the wrong hour, cretin. Get lost or the guards will be cleaning your remains off my mothers carpet'
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>>34035864
I was literally about to post this. Nips cosplaying as final fantasy versions of American fast food mascots. Not sure what to make of it desu
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>>34028424
>piss bottles
>old brother
This meme is pretty common, I dated an European girl whose brother used to be kinda weird and conserve Pisa bottles in his room, but this guy managed to become a pretty good musician
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>>34032262
>>34032273
That's kinda sad, really.
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>>34034984
>Look up modern marvels episode about edged weapons
>literally first 5 minutes "the katana was the sharpest sword ever made in the history of mankind" etc etc
>turn it off
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>>34035321
>Doesn't know about Bonham's, Heritage, faganarms, Christies, etc.

Right now on faganarms there is a backsword for 2 grand from 1600-1620. You couldn't even buy a high end repro of the original for what the original will sell for.

It steel and silver transitional rapier for 3500 silver engraved 1680's provenance smallsword for 3200.

Most military swords from the 18th century on, even revolutionary war swords, rarely breach a grand with most being in the 3-600 range.
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>>34035762
The "its always someone elses fault" thing. God dammnit.

>wells ah gots fard cuz uh muh bawss bein a fuckin cunt, so what if Im an hour late every day? Fuckin joe was 15 min late last week and didn get fard!
>Ive been late on rent 3 months in a row but its my no good cocksucker landlord's fault im being evicted
>havent replaced oil or coolant in my car ever but its the shithead mechanics fault the tranny done burnt up!
>I jes got a fuckin ticket from that no-good fuckin animal control officer fer $500 cuz my shitweasel neighbors cant handle muh pitbull "ripper" attackin em on the porch. You believe that pussy shit? Jest kick him in tha gut and hes nice as pie rest a the day!
>I only apply for minimum wage work part time, spend any excess cash I got on beer and weed, got $10,000 in credit debt buying tacky walmart novelty bullshit like truck testicles an bimbo bobbleheads, but its the mans fault im poor!
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>>34035898
pretty strange form of advertising i'd say but seems to be working better than expected.
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>>34031484
The other poster is correct. The value of European swords has actually shot up massively the last decade or so.

Oakeshott famously compiled his Typographys from Charity shops and Antique shop junk sections.

Then if it wasn't mint it was worth shit. Now the rustiest lake finds are worth a few thousand. Still not massively more than top quality repros.

I'm 4th year HEMA student for the record kek.
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>>34035603
>his bio on a diaper fetish site

go on...
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>>34036159
>Find his DA username and in turn find a bunch of his other usernames
>Find him talking about gahnoo linucks on some forum
>It's a diaper fetish forum
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>>34031425
>>34029194
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Spotted in the wild
Not shown:
Karambit
Pocket folders
Baton
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>>34036325
The Bald Bandit is a man to fear, anon.
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so question how far upon the cringe scale are florett, epee and saber ?

i kinda want one since i did normal fencing (olympic) and the academic version (with sharp weapons for sport & duels as actual blood gets spilled).
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Does anyone remember Will /k/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TyADW5Z6nw
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>>34036541
forgot image.
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>>34036541
Yes.
His neckbeard is my spirit animal.
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>>34036493
>saber
Sabers are serious shit. Not popular or memeworthy, but effective (for a sword).
A m1913 cavalry saber is a sign of someone knowing his shit.
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>>34028903
This man gets it.
>have grey trench coat.
>have grey fedora.
>wear long khaki pants and brown dress shoes.
>be detective for Halloween.
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>>34033782
I've seen this same guy in a group photo. He's doing that exact same pose. Anyone have it?
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>>34036493
Academic dueling is cringy as hell. You're basically strapping on a bunch of protective gear then standing around waving swords at each other for the express purpose of trying to scar yourself to look manly in front of your friends. It's the dressed up equivalent of doing Everclear shots.
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>>34032327
Harleys are like the glock of the bike world. the fanboys just shit on anything different because they don't know any better. even though they are fine bikes, like glock, they have been far surpassed by other companies.
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Thanks OP, I'll use these pictures as arguments the next time I encounter an atheist.
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>>34036781
How's atheists related to anything
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>>34028833
I hope the fact that the sword looks like it's wavy is visual distortion and not because it's actually a piece of shit.
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>>34028911
Bravo sir, you've turned a shitty pasta into a legendary pasta.
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>>34034984
But anon.....katanas are quite a bit thicker than longswords, infact they were usually around the same weight, just different lengths. katanas are made with a high carbon steel edge forge welded to a low carbon steel back, meaning it is not flexable at all, it just bends and stays bent. The longsword is made of one piece of high carbon steel and tempered to be very flexible and springy, you could bend it right over and it would spring back into shape
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>>34035138
That katana was forged in the traditional way by the guy swinging it
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>>34035898
The victory of American Capitalism.
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>>34032323
FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER!
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>>34033808
German making a katana, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>34036721
yeah i somewhat agree its got a lot of cringe depending on the people. lots of kindergarden level muh honor duels.
but its surprisingly good fun like a adrenalin sport, so matches with good guys are fun.

these days most guys dont like scars anymore or least not big ones or low ones like on the cheek. mine are hidden in the hair till i get bald so i don't mind.

>>34036683
saber always struck me as the most impressive one, compared to everything else i held in hand. the blows are so much more massive even with a light sport version like a 20 € allstar. also the m1913 cavalry saber looks nice.
not sure if i want to go historic real or some kind of HQ historic replica from CZ republic or so.
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>>34033800
XD
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>>34029752
I just realized this dude's nipples are off-center.
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>>34035864
>>34035898
Okay, I'll admit that's kind of funny.
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>>34028957
Crouching boulder, not-hidden flabber
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>>34031829
yeah no.
you need forearm, shoulder, and back muscle
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>>34034984
If I remember correctly, this was after claims that the katana would slice right through a European sword. So edge to edge would make sense for this claim.
>>34035138
>the fires of Mr. Fiji
I love that dudes water. I didn't know he made fires too
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>>34031606
holy shit this guy still makes videos
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>>34032341
>pop
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>>34032320
>Trash

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SONOFABITCH
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>>34036721
aw one of my favorite nights was doing everclear shots and knocking a door down with my friend
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>>34028957
is his little headband thingy on sideways like its a hip hop visor?
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>>34031655
God i get a good chuckle everytime this guy shows up. Its the slicked hair and the seriousness of their faces. This was a project of passion, and it is horrifying. :)
>>
>Urge to shove nerds in lockers rising.
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>>34037241
Don't act like you don't know its from Naruto, and it's fucking awful. lol
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>>34031474
That's different
He's Russian and can't afford fingers for his gloves.
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>>34032320
Reifags are like the Mets fans of the anime world and Asukafags are like the Yankees. The inferiority complex is tiring.
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>>34032341
I wish I was taught fencing.
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>>34029752
at least he doesn't look like he's compensating for something.
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>>34037429
I know, Ritsuko's clearly the best.
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>>34032009
Thanks, now I can smell it too.
Asshole.
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>>34033751
Holy shit I recognize the dragon wrapped around the sheathe. I got that sword when I was like 13 lol
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>>34035761
Wow I'll unironicly use a /pol/ meme for this.
>sort yourself out
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>>34031934
>Im classy so trenchcoat and fedora

It's a trilby.
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>>34035898
>Not sure what to make of it desu
I frequent /tg/ and can help a bit.

One of the relatively newer trends in the cosplaying community is to take 2 different characters and basically combine them so you get a silly costume like those in your pic.

Google fails me but another good example from a few ComicCons ago was a guy who costume that was a cross between the Joker and V (from V for Vendetta).
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>>34032277

Basically this

>>34032282
>>34033744

I think Triumphs are pretty sweet, personally.
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>>34037467
It's okay, it's a fun hobby to pick up
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>>34037660
Ritsuko a SHIT.
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>>34038004
That's pretty great actually. Gonna go look into that because it sounds pretty cool.
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>>34037985
Trilby is to fedora as square is to rectangle.
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>>34029782
that's......a genius theory.

now put together some stats and graphs showing popularity of different hat styles compared to when those laws were passed.....
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>>34029878
I don't wear a hat because it bugs me... I play with it none stop.
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>>34029764
I remember when Will Keith came here and posted with us. Good times.
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>>34034081
>fashion
>objective

dude, no. fashion is subjective. fedoras and trench coats looked good decades ago. But today, they are just not fashionable and look horrible on anyone.

>>34037002
>implying it takes some magical nippon techniques that can't be mimicked by any swordsmith
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>>34028873
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>>34028514
>What do you bleed? Could it be guacamole?
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>>34028911
I got fucking shivers reading that. Don't fucking do that again.
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>>34033751
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>>34033210
>yelled
I doubt that very much. More like princess isn't used to someone talking to her in a tone she doesn't like.
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>>34037660
>not Misato

get a load of this pleb
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>>34029752
Shakespeare had ENOUGH
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>>34032352
same
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>>34032277
Do it brother.
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>>34029410
>not wanting the light perception of a drug fiend
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>>34027999
There's a guy I've seen at my local Kroger several times who is fat, neckbearded, ponytailed, and wears a fedora and pokemon shirt.

These people definitely exist.
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>>34035680
mine is an 81 440 LTD. Was great, until I replaced the clutch cable. It drove for a mile with the cable, then I heard a pop, then there was no tension on the clutch at all. Cable is fine. Done research and it seems a lot of people have had the same problem, which is solvable by adjusting the tensioner on the chain cover case. I've had no luck. Poor girl hasn't run in months.
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>>34029818
Mountain biking maybe?
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>>34033703
>premartial sex
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>>34034669
>Washing Pole +15
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>>34039507
I'm confused, why would fingerless gloves be useful for that? I wear them fly fishing and sometimes hunting but that's about it.
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>>34036058
Humble Italian here. Do these people exist in the wonderful America?
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Since we're talking about swordtism. My mom brought me back a reporduction sword from Toledo Spain, apparently they're famous for their steel and swords. Can anybody confirm?

At any rate I think I'm going to get it shadow boxed before hanging it to cut down on the sword autism vibes.
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>>34039705
Forgot pic.
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>>34039705
Post the pic of the sword
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>>34039719
What does frou frou mean
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>>34033808
>imlpying a real katana wouldnt cut right through the overly heavy and inferior european junk
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>>34039743
Oh man that's some cringey shit
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>>34038231
I unironically miss him.
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>>34029782
That's the most insightful post I've ever read. Anywhere, and I read quite a bit.

Holy shit.
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>>34032009
MT bro here too, and I know exactly what you're talking about. You forgot about the shit riddled cat box in the laundry area though
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>>34039719
Amazing city but I wouldnt use that thing without protective gear. They are known for selling retarded tourists shit and spain isnt exactly known for high quality steel nowadays.
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>>34039732
It means frilly or fancy. In the context of that print it's the name of a French magazine from the early 1900s that was the Maxim of its time.

>>34039810
Thanks, I'm not planning on using it for anything but display. It has a small origin and authenticity certificate for whatever that's worth.
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>>34032277
Hang out with vintage bike riders. Also start hunting the rest of the parts to put that nice Sportster back to pure stock even if you don't install them.

I wouldn't run either that Bendix or the SU carb on that 900 though. You'll like life much better with a late model stock Harley Keihin CV suitably tuned. Skip S&S as they are too large.

Get a factory service manual and parts book ASAP or download them.

Visit the xlforum if you haven't already. It's the fountain of Sportster knowledge. If you can attend an AMCA meet they are fucking great. I've been going to their Denton, NC meet for several years.

http://www.antiquemotorcycle.org/

http://xlforum.net/

Chop Cult is pretty good too.
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>>34032871
Then totally forget the smell when something dies under the trailer. or running the electric stove at full power for heat because the propane bill didn't get paid and the tank ran out.
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>>34031606
Isn't that the dude that flipped shit about final fantasy on the Xbox or some shit
>>
new bread lads

>>34040089
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>>34039429
If the clutch cable fully overcentered the mechanism you may have to remove the cover to back it off one detent.
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>>34028634
I had that wall clock. It played music on Christmas.
>It doesn't track date
2spook
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>>34039757
They wouldn't cut through a replica Spartan shield in testing.
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>>34037660
>Not Maya
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>>34028911
I don't know where you found the inspiration anon... but you have mastered the craft.
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>>34031606
>at 3:45 he has a serious stiffy xD
...made ya look FAG
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>>34039946
Are you perhaps, a frenchman
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>>34032393
what are these from
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>>34039946
Salut /k/amarde
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>>34039618
i have shit posture so I put a lot of pressure on my palms so padding is nice, I wear normal gloves but I see a lot of fingerless gloves.
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>>34032427
kek
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