Conceal Carry options for trendy young men?

A black baton.

Or if you're feeling adventurous and want the real thing, an actual black man.

>>34026210

If this is what people consider to be a man, I feel sorry for this world.

>>34026210
He won't need one - his mentor Batman will be there in a few seconds to help.

>>34026238
MY EYES >:-(

Looks more like the Joker or Poison Ivy.

get a pocket-sized bottle of anal lube, this should help protect from most rectal tissue damage. or dress like an adult so you can get real defense options.

>>34026210
go find a 2mm kolibri

Dildo bat. Hides in anus til it's time to use

Hide it up your ass, you colossal faggot.

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>>34026324
Will it fit a skinny jeans pocket?

>>34026238
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWUn6tzOAwU

>>34026238
Looks more like Peter Pan

>>34026210
serious answer:

in that sort of gay ass costume, you're only going to reasonably conceal some sub-compact like a ruger LCP.

otherwise, people who dress like this don't really deserve to survive, so why carry a gun at all? just let a nigger kill you -- it'd be better for everyone.

>>34026210
That niggur looks like Peter Pan.

>>34026383
if you can afford one and find the ammo, sure

>>34026394
Kekpow!

best bet for deep cover is a snub nose 5 shot like a s&w 442 or ruger lcr, or a ruger lcp 2

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Why conceal it when you can carry it in the open?

Just get a large sausage and freeze it solid. No one want to be beaten with a giant sausage.

Doubles as a tasty snack post beat down. Share with cops for a free get out of jail pass.

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>>34026210
>trendy young men
is that a fancy term for faggot?

>>34026764
The polite way of calling them flaming queers!

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>>34026210

>>34026210
Kooloo-Limpah!

>hurr durrrr faggot
/k/ never knows when they're getting baited

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>>34026407
I don't see it.

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>>34026210
Trendy european leather manpurse+IMI Micro-Uzi

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>>34027110
Now there is an idea

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>>34026210
Try concealing a single bullet in your brain stem. Aim back, not up.

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How do you even CC while wearing rompers?

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Surprised nobody mentioned appendix carry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfYJRYOS6JY

>>34027237

By killing yourself.

>>34026237
Pants that tight, they aren't going to be breeding at least

>>34026923
/k/ knows, but chooses to grapple with the troll.

>>34026210
>green and red
Of all the complementary color set, he picks the worst one

>>34026383
>that dog logo and cafe
This is in San Francisco.

Taurus Curve, I know it's a bait but I actually think a Curve wouldn't be too hard to conceal in those pants.

>>34027614
pretty much this

>>34026210
Carry an knife in your head

>>34026210
try not being a numale

>>34026224
Kek'd

>>34026210
Swallow a pint of bleach, spit it on assailants.

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>>34026210
Did you just assume this person's gender?!?

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>>34026238

>>34026210
that dude is neither trendy nor young.

i wear slim fit pants, and i carry a full size gun OWB. tshirt untucked you can barely see the bottom muzzle tip of the holster. never been noticeably exposed.

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>>34027796
Dammit, you're right. I meant trendy young persons, not men. How boorishly gender-normative of me.

>>34027605
Tight pants tight groupings

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>>34026210
>>>34026210
>Swallow a pint of bleach,

But think off all the sperm that would die!?!

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>>34027673
Looks interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iCC1uihvPs

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>>34027509
>gun pointed at your dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L9-xyZ7TtU

>>34027997
There is nothing wrong with appendix carry. It only happened once to some low agency / high time preference individual that was dumb enough to carry his gun cocked and loaded with the safety off.

> TOLEDO, Ohio — A Toledo man was transported to a local hospital after shooting himself in an unpleasant area.
> According to WTOL, Toledo police got a call from Murad Hamedallah reporting that he had been shot while getting out of his car.
> When crews arrived they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh.
> Authorities found a bullet hole in the driver seat of his car. They were also able to locate the gun behind a garbage can.
> Police said, he is expected to make a full recovery.

>>34027187
N-no homo...

>>34027237
You stick it up your gaping faggot asshole

>>34026210

People who dress like this wouldn't deign to carry a weapon. They vote for gun-grabbers who have promised to take care of them in the event anything bad happens.

>>34027509
Is that James Deen?

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>>34028249
> Sartorially challenged homophobic ruralite detected

>>34026764
Whoa, they did a live action One Piece?

>>34026210
Curve. The Taurus Curve was made for you.

>>34026383
zap carry

>>34029381
that'd actually be a good rifle case with some foam padding and an AR, he can just play it off as some hipster bullshit too.

>>34027614
then you've already lost

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>>34026210
>well this makes me mad , I was all ready to post a picture of a 22lr butt plug zip gun , however I can not find it on the internets

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>>34030693
Never fear, /k/ is here.

>>34026210
One bullet, in the skull

>>34028077
there have been multiple instances of people shooting them selves in the dick though. I dont think the ohio incident specifically has been comfirmed for appendix carry but neither are the other instances.

>>34030942
>fired by turning the barrel a quarter turn
>only a quarter turn
that thing rotating 90 degrees is the only thing keeping that from shooting a 4.5mm bullet up your ass. god, I commend any man who put that up his ass and lived.

>>34031071
it was contained in a sheath according to that picture.

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>>34031063
There's been PLENTY of reports and untold numbers of people shooting themselves while carring IWB. You don't hear anyone scream about that.

Proper and safe gun handling should be exercised regardless of if you're carrying AIWB, IWB or OWB.

>>34029478
Rocky Horror, a movie about a bunch of trannies and faggots.

>>34026210
>>34026383
Is this guy dressing like this satirically? He can't possibly think that looks good, right?

>>34026210
dildo you fucking faggot

>>34026210
The term you're looking for is faggot, faggot.

>>34031071
Just shove it up your ass backwards, if you ND just say you've been holding in a fart for twenty two years.