The Professional

>>34024786
A hit man? Really? Grow up.

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>>34024786

>>34024807
>telling someone to grow up on a chinese puppet forum

I saw a hit last week, fuck you

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>>34024786
The first thing would be this

>>34024786
Will 100,000 buy me a 12 year old Natalie Portman? Because that's what I want.

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Don't need a 100K

>>34024786
a supressed .22 is all you need

>>34024786
Mostly disguises, state of the art chemistry lab for poisons, and various tools that could be used to cause accidents.

The poison for the FBI donuts isnt going to produce itself and chandlliers arnt going to fall on the target without some badass super expensive concelable tools after all.

>>34024864
Yeah it bounces in the skull. Deadliest weapon for a hitman

>Silenced 45 handgun
>SMG small enough to conceal
>223/308 or both with full-auto/semi options
>bolt action in 338 Lapua mag
>explosives
>poison
>body-armor

>>34024835
>I saw a hit last week

what ?

tyrone shot jamals brother ?

>>34024900
No, it was Jamal's brother who hit Tyrone.

Polonium

>>34024786
I can't think of many targets where walking up to them in the street and blasting them with a .357 wouldn't work
I think most mossad hits are in that order of complication

the hard part would be getting away, surveillance, and not drawing too much heat

poisons require a lot of close access to the target
I know prostitutes sometimes use a massage oil with ruphenol in it to rob johns.
illegal drugs are used fairly often, cocaine and heroin, you make it look like they OD'd

car bombs, lots of those.
do it like scarface

>>34024900
something like that

>>34024934
jew detected

100k would buy me all the generic 90s camrys and used 38 specials I'd ever need for the entirety of my career

>>34024786
An AX50, a suppressed folding AKM, a integrally suppressed .22 bolt pistol, a nondescript car with hot swappable plates, and a Valu© bag of C4

Id grow abrin as my go to poison. Maybe id even find some mad cow (incurable, 100% fatal) to give out

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>>34024786
A harem of hot Asian chicks and a drum of VX.

>>34024786
His many hundo finish Hi Points can I get for $100,000?

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>>34024872
>actually heard this at my favorite LGS

>>34024786
just a fuck ton of russian anti amour weapons.
>awww you are in a amoured car?
>this here RPG 22 loveeeeees amour

>>34024786
Bribe GOP to make Hitman's legal, apparently.

>>34024786
>assuming $100'000 is enough to buy even one item

>>34024786
>hi-point/kommando special
>bottle of water
>packing peanuts
at least 4900 percent profit per kill

the rest can go to investments or something, idc

>>34025007
Sad :/

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>>34024786
Get an ice cream truck and some cyanide

>>34024786
nice gun room, although a little faggy. i've seen better.
where is the ammo, extra magazines and armor?

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>>34024786
>glock 26 and a 43 as a backup handgun
>556 SBR AR for when shit hits the fan
>stockless MP5K because why the fuck not
>308 20" AR for long range
Put suppressors on everything
And as for cars, get the most disposable, generic, looking car i can get, the tint the glass

we CIA now bitches

ALSO RELATED
does anyone know any CIA assassination/spook manuals?

I would buy a bunch of neat shit, then retire and get a day job.

>>34025117
>308
Why not .300 WM?

>>34024786
What a teeny tiny collection of guns

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>>34024844

>>34024786
kek I just realized that's a miniature display

Cheapest handgun+suppressor I can find.
Cheapest small caliber rifle+suppressor I can find.
Keep the rest of the money for anime and shit.

>>34025223
What's the point?
most assassinations happen in urban areas which means there's usually 400-300 meter distance between the shooter and the target, for a long range shooter that's pretty close, so why not carry a light semi-auto 308?

>>34024786
Mortar + shells and stuff to smuggle that anywhere

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>>34025374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk8dtFCgje0

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>>34025300
pic semi related

>>34024843
Fug. You can get a new car for that much.

>>34024786
>50 hi points
>50 cheap AR style rifles
>5 cases of work gloves like maxiflex
>100 painters suits
>incinerator

>>34024786
Some customized handpistol with a good silencer so that I don't make any noise when killing people, with some smaller calibers so that it bounces around in the head of the victim. That way you only need one bullet and you're 100% sure they're dead.

>>34026455
"silencer"

"not making noise"

>>34024988
Lmao. This.

>>34025430
why suppress a MKII when the MKIV exists?

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Bombs. It breaks the rule of "don't attract attention" but I'd be using bombs for like everything, because it would be the most fun way to do it.

It's also difficult to protect against explosives compared to attacks with firearms. Niggas will be bragging about their bulletproof car when suddenly the manhole cover directly underneath them gets turned into a giant EFP.

You'd be talking the classic bomb under the car, cell phones that are actually bombs, car headrests that are actually bombs, dildos that are actually bombs, girl scouts that are actually bombs, and so on.

I'd also try to vary compounds and equipment. One day, I'd be using ground up match heads, the next day it'd be ethylene oxide and EBW detonators.

>if I wasn't on a watchlist before, I am now

>>34024786
Invest, make money, hire hitmen that are not me, buy high class hotel, become the continental?

A crate of the cheapest .38 special revolvers I could find and a Killing Em Softly style sawn-off for lols

A .338 bolt action with a suppressor and a scope and some range time is all you need really.

>set up somewhere half a mile away from target
>shoot
>get the fuck out of there while leaving as little evidence as possible

>>34029037
Oh, you're so cute... I wish I lived in that little fantasy world... :)

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>>34024786

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A bunch of used Hi Points so I could make every hit look like a "robbery gone wrong."

>>34024786
1 nugget, 40000 rounds of ammunition, and a fuckton of pizza.

>>34024864
>>34024872
It's actually best in a revolver. People in the general vicinity are going to hear the report regardless, so might as well take the brass with you, unless you wore gloves when you loaded it.

>>34029250
>$250 gun
>$20,000 worth of ammo
???

>>34029252
omg :0 use a suppressed nagant revolver
10/10 idea

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>>34024786
To hell with subtlety

>>34024885
>.338
Only if you're in some shithole like Libya where their idea of forensics is laughable

A CZ-75.
A Steyr M9, threaded, silenced.
CZ Scorpion Evo 3.
AR in the 308 range.
The rest on an exceedingly fast car and a leather catsuit

>>34024786
The Weapons
>VSS Vintorez for the sneeki breeki
>krink AKS-74U for close encounters
>white P90 for the space level
>a welrod for close sneeki breeki
>few M79 LAW's
>few pounds of C4

>Attire
>few nice suits
>Adidas tracksuit
>full Terrorwave setup
>gravel coated ghili suit for rooftop sniping

The rest goes into ammo, a nice little apartment in the shit side of NYC as a little safehouse, a fucking hole in the ground in the middle of no where for a safehouse, and a stash of equipment for each major city. Oh, and one Subaru Impreza, loaded to the max as a nice driftwagon

>>34029494
That's a whole lot of pizza.

>>34024988
appreciated strongly anon

>>34029727
but anon, that an interception platform

>>34024786
A Glock 7. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on X-ray machines and it costs more than what you make in a month!

>>34024786
Suppressed 22lr pistol
Suppressed 22lr rifle
Crate of CCI Quiet and Aguila colibri.
Stack of throw-away pistols
Shitty common used cars bought cash from locals
.300blk SBR AR with illegal auto sear
IR light, laser and legit NVG second hand
Some kind of precision bolt gun with glass and suppressor optional

Two or three identical revolvers for each mark. That way one of the spotless extras can be relinquished if I'm under suspicion and I can shuffle them around so often nobody could tell how many I had or whether the markings were relevant to a hit.

So long as I could remember which was which.

>>34024786
>Buy high-point
>Boy tooling to machine quality silencer
>Put rest into 401k
>???
>P R O F I T

>>34024786
>Chemistry instruments
>2x shipping container bugout/staging bases
>improvised munitions fabrication handbook
>Drill press
>Hack saw
>3D printer
>metal files
>used .38 snubbies
>used durr rifles
>used draco "pistol"s with side folding arm brace
>ruger mk4 w/ threaded barrel
>Ruger ranch rifle (.450 bushmaster, threaded barrel)
>Misc thread adaptors
>Misc pipes
>Welding materials
>bar stock
>Trijicon Accupower 1-8 on LaRue mount
>IOR Valdada Terminator on LaRue mount
>DBAL-D2
>PVS-14
>3A vest
>3A helmet
>Misc camouflage materials
>several unregistered shitmobiles
>dirt bike
>whatever's unspent in cash/bitcoin because darkweb memes and food

>>34026787
When you blow up 200 people with your target, the police now have 201 leads to follow instead of just one.

>>34024786
Buying my neighbors land maybe go fishing for a week or 2, I don't want to be a hitman.

mechanic training and licensing on top luxury cars, ladder manufacturing training, bar tender training, bodyguard lvl 4 licence, chef education and training. a weekend tanning to look more ethnic. a Ford f150, some gardening tools. that should give you access to just about anyone.

>>34031072
>tfw carpenter/mechanic who just spent three weeks roofing and already owns a f150
I'm basically there

>>34024948
>Polonium
>Jew Detected

Wouldn't it be Russian?

>>34030452
>Put rest in 401k

You retarded? Put some in your 401k, match your monthly then put the rest in low cost index funds like Vanguard or SSGA's offerings.

>>34030452
Or shit open up a Roth IRA if you're under 35

>>34031307
This nigga understands the game.

>>34024786
suppressed 10/22

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>>34024786
No one suspects murder for heart attacks (which can be prevented with a whole food plant based diet so you live long enough for cancer to kill you)

>>34031323
Here's some solid low cost funds to get you (anyone) started. Disclaimer: I'm an anon, don't invest if you're not ready to lose your money, because you just might.

VOO
VTI
VYM
SPHD
VEA
SPY
VRP (Equal weighted S&P fund, kinda neat stuff)
SCHX
SCHB
VGL (Lookin' at you eurofags)

and if you want into bonds, check out BSV.

300blk bolt gun with nice scope
Laser range finder
take all shots between 50 and 100 yards

6.5 creedmoor bolt gun for beyond 100 yards

sig mcx 300blk sbr and silencer for group events

IEDs for anything that doesn't fit those three profiles

>>34031358
Whoops, swap VRP for RSP.

>>34031358
As I understand it

>index funds for long term investments you don't plan on touching for a decade or more
>bonds as a shock absorber so you're still solvent if the markets tank
>401k and the like so that you can jew normiebucks out of the system
>anything else only if you plan on actively managing your investment or you have insider knowledge

>>34031392
Yep, that's about it. I'm young so I put about 15% of my pay into index funds and bonds, maximum withholding for retirement (especially if your workplace matches)

I buy random stocks every once in a while. I've done well (bought AMD at ~2.50) and I've done horribly (bought SDRL at 7.03 a share)

Lately I've moved away from individual stocks. I'm just not that smart/connected.

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>>34024786

All you really need.

When's the last time someone did a Helm's Deep thread? Been away from /k/ for a while.

>>34024786
they don't pay you feds that much anymore do they?

>>34031427
No you need 2 silenced 92s
And a silenced MP5 or SBRd AR
1911 and magnum are pointless and excessive

>>34031427
Where did you get that Leon beretta?

>>34024958
Kek

ruger 10/22 with supressor

AN-94 with suppressor and some sort of good optic

I don't really know after this.

>>34029727
Is that a self-propelled phalanx?

2,000 mosins covered in cosmoline

>>34024786
1 (one) WA2000

>>34025117
not really assassination, but definitely spooky.

http://imgur.com/gallery/kIrZa

AR15 with short and long barreled upper. glock 19 and 26 with silencers. concealable body armor and various bits of stuff to make detonators with would use ANFO for the bombs them selves and if I have some cash left over some kind of small SMG and .308 bolt action. every thing else I can get from the hardware store

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>>34024786
Nagant revolver with a suppressor, no need to collect the brass.

>>34030188
He's going to intercept their lives.

>>34031330
The whole idea that anyone figured out it was not just some mystery disease affecting prisons is a joke.

>>34031868
you made me laugh out loud trying to guess how old you were, thanks :^)

>>34024843
I played the original Rainbow 6 enough to know the PSG is way better.

>>34031935
Have fun getting ammo for that special snowflake caliber

>>34024786
go back to r/guns

Wouldn't you want throw away guns if your a hitman? Seems like a good way to get caught if you keep bringing the evidence back with you.

>>34024786
.22lr handguns with suppressors and dispose of them frequently

>>34024786
>240mm Howitzer disguised as a semi truck
>Suppressed battle rifle in 7.62mm NATO or 7.62x54r
>9x19mm handgun
>GPMG in either 7.62mm NATO or 7.62x54r
The enemy will not survive if you level the entire city

>>34026589
Supposedly the welrod is quiet enough that from 15' away you won't really know it's a gunshot. You'd hear something but it wouldn't be identifiable as a gunshot. I was surprised to find out the welrod is still in service today.

>>34031791
It's a C-RAM. Counter rocket, artillery, mortar. It's a self propelled phalanx for close interdiction on land. They we're deployed to major US bases in Iraq and Afghanistan much later in the conflicts. I don't know if we still have any out their. They weren't 100% effective but they did stop enough incoming fire that they kept them there. Expensive to fire though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwZE2vcmyFU

Duke Togo's M16

Truly, the Professional

>>34029609
Revolver suppressors do not work

There's the slight gap between the cylinder and barrel that would still issue a loud report

>>34033669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIePW1wYZds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCUgmkJxfw

Plain white cargo van
M2 machine gun
A Driver
2 sets of hearing protection

>track target, learn driving habits and appointments
>position van ahead of target in traffic
>allow target to catch up
>open rear doors and assassinate with full auto .50 cal
>close doors and drive away
>blend in with a billion other work vans

a gold plated deagle with a custom made grip that can only fit my hand and noone elses

>>34024786
Do I get a free loli with my purchase?

>>34025223
Why not .338LM?

uzi pro suppressed
daniel defense 10.3" in 300bk suppressed
desert tech srs-A1 .338

A motorbike to do uzi drive by's
probably a non-descript car to research in and carry gear

>>34029727
>$100,000

>>34032974
What? PPU sells it for about $0.48 a round. If you've got $100,000 to spend, a few boxes of that won't be too bad.

Realistically a bunch of poisons and explosives
Anyone who says otherwise Sucks cock by choice

>>34024843
a fellow /k/raut?

>>34024858
Sauce on this flick?

>>34036399
are you retarded

>>34029250
You live in Washingtdon dontcha

>>34036399
Leon: The Professional.
Go watch it.

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>>34024786
1. Is that a sporterized Enfield in the top right?

2.The folding AK on the rack has a huge fucking bend in it

>>34024835
>>34024948

Would you like to live life in the real world instead of the fantasy of film and fiction?

Try it.

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>>34031856
Downloaded. Bretty gud

>>34025065
He was full of shit. Sure, he killed a couple of dudes but nowhere near the extent he portrayed. Most hitmen, serial killers embellish that shit.

>>34033716
I retract my statement, that's pretty impressive for a revolver

>>34036514
Looks like an L42 Enfield. It's the last of the sniper variants, chambered in 7.62 NATO. They saw service up through the Gulf War.

>>34025079
>nice gun room, although a little faggy. i've seen better.
>where is the ammo, extra magazines and armor?

It's toys anon. Those are all 1/6 scale.

>>34031478
Probably from a Leon action figure. Those are toys.

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>>34036772
Holy shit i want

>>34036458
No just curious

>>34036514
>>34036772
That's also a toy. Made for a Falklands War British sniper figure in 1/6 scale.

Ya'll niggas posting in a toy thread. Also if you didn't notice the OP pic isn't a "gun room" it's a shelf on a detolf cabinet.

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>>34036854
Eh life is meaningless in this country so i might was feel be shit posting

Why not just get some magnetic bombs and a decent motorcycle? Drive up next to target, mount bomb with your foot, drive away and detonate bomb when in the clear.No one will know who did it

>>34036546
Why do you think we're all here on a Chinese Macrame BBS? Get fucked tight ass.

"Arsenal for new job as contract killer, 100 grand"

If we've eliminated the need for competent training and base of operations:

A Delisle Carbine, preferably as close to the specifications of the originals as humanly possible. A Sub-sonic .45 will cancel someone's Christmas just fine and they have a reputation for being utterly quiet. In fact, its considered one of the most quiet weapons in the world. In the off-chance you're gunning for someone in a densely populated urban environment, last thing I want is everyone and their stepbrother ringing the police until LONG after I'm gone.

.22 LR pistols, w/ suppressors (Home-made possibly). The more generic the better In the off-chance shit has gone bananas, you'd be amazed what such a tiny round can do fired at close range whilst still being a relatively easily suppressed weapon. This would be my throw-away, something I'd be able to dispose of alongside the road and lose precisely fuck-all sleep over.

Surplus military bolt actions, up to and (primarily) including Mosin Nagants. The cheaper and more readily available, the better. I want something for those occaisions when I need to reach out and touch someone at a distance. Surplus arms give you a wide pool of weapons making it at least somewhat more difficult to trace (I sincerely doubt theres an archive for every single Nugget in the US keeping track of these weapon's serial numbers, not at $50 USD), once again. Fewer problems throwing it away and/or destroying it to eliminate connections.

Containers upon containers of Caustic soda to destroy the body.