Oh shit motherfucker, Tyrone and his homies have broken into your house to steal your guns and culturally enrich your wife. You reach under your bed to grab your HD gun, the last few digits of your post determine what round it's chambered in. How fucked are you?
>>34024330
>.30 carbine
Not too bad
rollllllllin
Bang
>>34024342
>42
round down to .41 AE?
>>34024345
Stoppin Powah
>>34024330
>Homie Roamie, I am coming for you, Tyronie!
>>34024330
Hmmm
>>34024352
.357? Or is there an obscure cartridge I don't know?
>>34024350
Is it DShK time?
I think it's DShK time.
Let's do this.
>>34024330
rollerino
>>34024362
62?
What does that make? .62 cal round ball flint lock?
9.3x62mm hunting cartridge for the big five?
6.2 inch is 155mm, so artillery?
Rollan
>>34024361
You could mount that at the top of a staircase somehow, right?
Rollin for 30-06
>>34024421
.421 African Eleminator
>>34024422
>.22
This would be interesting
I grab my Mossberg 590 with custom shells
Fuck it. Rollin'
>>34024411
>.62 cal round ball flintlock
>TALLY HO NIGGAS
>>34024330
Let's see.
>>34024443
Almost quad-aught buckshot
>>34024357
Looks like .357 after all
Rolli rolli give tyrone an injuroni
>>34024330
Fuck
roll.jpeg
rollin rollin rollin
>>34025118
>18
boy howdy I'm fucked
pew pew pew
>>34024330
>roll threads
>on my /k/
fuck outta here
>>34025134
>.34
So .35 Whelen or round down to something in .30/7.62. Tyrone's day just got real fuckin' NATO.
Give me good gun
here's hoping
Bang
There's no way this can POSSIBLY go wrong.
Pic may or may not be related, who knows.
rollan
>>34024330
O shat, rollin
Also, nice caliber, OP.
cheeki breeki
lets have a go
>>34025201
I'm doomed.
>>34025195
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.950_JDJ
Fuuuuuuuuck.
>>34024330
Let's find out.
Rolling.
pls don't kill me
>>34025244
fuk yea .44 magnum bitches
>>34025239
Apparently .39 caliber is a thing.
Anyways, I'm fucked.
>>34024330
roll
>>34025214
two things will be destroyed your arm and his torso and the wall behind him
railin
>>34024330
Die nigger
>>34025278
i didn't know this existed
I'll kill you all
>>34025322
8×22mm Nambu or .22 LR
You're still going down, Tyrone.
>>34025335
American 180 for you. Things could be worse.
>>34025309
Someone went full halo
>>34024330
If the round is weak, percussive maintenance ensues.
Roll
>>34025540
Time to problem solve
REWLIN
009 get
>>34025544
>.44
The round is not weak. Consider my day made, punks.
>>34024330
Rolling
>>34024330
Let's fucking go, m8.
>>34025555
.55 BOYS
>>34025556
Very nice, sir.
>>34024330
Just a couple of less roody poos
Hopefully
>>34025573
Well fuck. Guess I can always swing the fucking thing like a club.
>>34025601
01?
Does that mean 1"?
I think it means the KS-23 plan is legit!
Gib
>>34024342
What is that?
>>34024330
Poorfag rolling
>>34025616
6 x 16 Naval cannons are good right?
>>34025626
Forgot picture and .26 isn't a real round, so rerolling
Oh yeah I got this. Makin some dindus today!
>>34025268
that's three tho...
50 get
Rollin.
>>34025666
>.666
We Satan now.
>>34024330
*Grabs problem solver*
>>34025617
Great I'm going in .17wmr? I've only every shot a bolt action rifle in that caliber... I guess there are auto pistols in that... time to get my sneek on.
>>34024330
I need muh stoppin' power!
>>34025685
Sweet! Fuck you Tyrone!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/85_mm_air_defense_gun_M1939_(52-K)
>>34024330
Let's see here....
>>34024330
75 get
>>34024349
1 0 M M
0
M
M
>>34025705
Kolibri it is i guess...
>>34025707
>07
>7mm magnum
Nice
roallim'
pls
>>34025768
KWABOOM
>tally ho lads
>>34024330
Let's see
>>34024330
Rollin
>>34024330
Rolling
>>34025782
>82mm mortar
That's okay, I don't need that wall
Or my hearing
>>34025781
>81mm mortar
Guess we're all gonna die, nice.
>>34024330
>>34024330
950 jdj get
>>34025753
sorry Tyrone
>>34025785
Aw yeah. Charleville Model 1831 Breech loading Percussion Rampart Gun
>Arms of this size were often used by small defensive fortifications as a midway between the muskets and cannons of the area, with the power to deal with targets that fall outside the former's range, but don't justify a cannonball.
They were made between .82 and .90 caliber.
>>34025817
>.17 Remington
>>34025180
>.800 Magnum Revolver
>broken wrist, broken wall, and the robber looks like when you broke everything above the waist off a GI joe action figure.
>Too bad he's GI Sloppy Joe now.
>>34024336
>>34024330
Rollan
Rollarino
>>34024431
Kek. Counter the home invaders with sheer volume of fire while enjoying the quiet pleseant and inexpensive .22lr shooting experience.
>>34024330
Rolling for a DD
57 get
I'ma fuck those dindu's up
Hoping for .700 Nitro
I will sacrifice my wrists to see someone fly apart.
Im a black man from brazil, tyrone is a pussy gringo faggot, he isn´t even really black.
Im gone enrich his ass with my FN-FAL 7.62
Fuck you, op, im gona fuck your ass too.
>>34025888
THIS JUST IN: Local white nationalist kills innocent youths with Nazi anti-aircraft gn
Roll dat
>>34025888
>888
>Only the 88 counts
Oh well. Hans! Load the cannon!
>>34025920
9x20mm Browning Long
Well... Would've gone full pistol carbine on those niggs
>>34025900
>00
Probably something on this list
Nigger remover go
Pew
300bo
Rollan
.40 could be worse
>>34024330
Rolling
>>34026456
.456
So like a pistol hunting round or 458 socom or what
>>34025948
00 buck. Could do a whole lot fucking worse.
Also, rollin.
>>34025948
double aught buck ain't nothing to sneeze at
>>34025160
I hope you have something to mount this too.
>Tyrone and his homies have broken into your house to steal your guns and culturally enrich your wife
Stop.
Stop!
STOP!
STOP with all this uncalled for, unnecessary, fucked-up white supremacy you BIGOTS!
>>34026484
84mm? So my options are either a 20pdr Canister shell (Tyrone gonna get riggedy riggedy wrecked) or a FUCKING CARL GUSTAV which will probably overpressure the entire fucking house and blow it inside out.
Either way, Tyrone's the best sort of multicultural at the end of the day - A DEAD ONE!
>>34024330
338
>>34026518
>STOP with all this uncalled for, unnecessary, fucked-up white supremacy you BIGOTS!
No. It isnt bigotry if the stats overwhelmingly concur.
have fun shooting single shot/muzzle loading rifles.
Rollin for 5.56
>>34026538
>.38
Insallah, anon
>>34026518
Nigger.
>>34026518
Fuck off numale beta kike
>>34026518
Hello, reddit!
>>34024330
Ayyy lmao
>>34025677
7.7 jap, for the defense of Grorious home.
>>34026580
>>34026601
>>34026606
Do you know it's bait but reply anyway? Or are you just this stupid
>>34027740
This guy's problem is solved.
I'm gunning for 9mm because we all know it's best.
>>34024330
roll
>>34027900
>00
I did not think this far ahead
>>34027918
Is this no 00buck?
Get off my lawn spooks
>>34024330
Let's roll the dice
Hnnnnngggh
>>34024330
Rollan for groid blasting power
>>34028139
Closest # is 38- 38 special should do it
>>34028128
Nice, now where do I set up this fine piano
Fucking roll
Lets culturally enrich some niggers
so is a 00 no round chambered or is that buck shot?
>>34024330
Roll?
>>34028288
Well, I probably got him. But I also have a large hole in my wall.
Tyrone can tongue my anus.
>>34028545
>fuddy five
I can work with that.
Fuck you go back to the hood
>>34024330
roll...
>>34025249
close
>>34025309
>9mm?
>>34025322
.223 gatling gun
>>34025545
1911 for dayz
>>34025555
DSHKA TIME
>RAWLING
Welp here we go
And my nigger killer is...
>>34028973
>73mm
Fuck yeah, main gun on a BMP
oh no
>>34024330
Pow!
Rolling
roll time
Do
I'm fucked am I not
what brand of nigger be gone shall i get today?
>>34024330
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real.
With the non-stop 'pop pop' of stainless steel.
>>34029790
45+45 is 90, sooo....
>>34024330
Pow pow
>>34024452
>tyrese, give these niggas a volley
>>34025677
Mowing down primitives for King and Country since 1889
>>34025888
Klaus! Get ze flak-kanone!
>>34024330
Hoping for 99. That'd be nice.
Sounds fun
>>34028154
>.54
A slightly bigger M2HB?
>>34029007
>.07
yep
>>34024361
Isnt the dshk chambered in 12,7mm?
Also rolling for 762
Rollin for stoppin powah
>>34030247
>47
Close enough.
>>34024330
Rollllll
>>34030258
I guess I shoot Tyrone with black powder.
>>34024330
rollin'
>>34030189
Not quite, but hell yeah.
I take the Finnish 55 S 55 recoiless rifle.
>>34030276
what the fuck would a 76 caliber gun be?
Roll riiiiide!
>>34024330
roll
>>34024330
hopefully nothing too bad.
>>34030312
So I'm guessing a 12 gauge. Could have done worse.
>>34024431
Goddamn that thing is cute and could do some damage with the right ammo
>>34030293
I have no idea what this would be
>>34024330
Rolex
they see me rollin, they hatin
>>34030385
>le over penetration meme
>>34024330
fingers crossed 10mm
>>34024330
roll
Rolling for .17
>>34024330
rollin'
>>34030872
72? There's a fucking musket in that calibre, but if the dindus are in the corridor, I won't need two shots.
ROLLING FOR SAFETY
>>34025555
Checkem
>>34028938
Special
Rollin for LOL 9MM LMAO
>>34031115
115 grain 9mm it is
>>34031115
>115
>115mm
"Privyet, Tyrone."
>>34024330
Roll
>>34031154
If you miss you'll give Tyrone a nice smokescreen to cover his escape.
>>34024330
I don't have guns or a wife. Why is Tyrone targeting my unit, out of 72, on the third floor, when there's ground level units with the side doors unlocked, no one home, and better stuff?
>>34024330
roll
Please give 20mm for home defense.
>>34024330
UUUUHHHHEEWWWW
Rawlin
>>34026518
:^)
Rawl
I swear to god if I get .45
What if I dual wield?
>>34033115
15mm? Are there still MG 151's in the world?
>>34033615
>.615
So 20 ga eh? I can make due with a mossy 20ga
Gsiqftbhf
>>34024330
Rolling
>>34033662
Not today Deshawn
>>34030119
HOL UP NIGGA IMA BOUT TO PRIME MY PAN YOU BETTA HOPE YO FRIZZEN BE TIGHT SON
Pew Pew pew.
.500 Mag pls
>>34024357
Hahaha
>>34033691
I'll pretend I got this, Jamalson and my right arm are nothin' but bloody noodles
>>34033688
So 6.88mm or 8.8mm or 88mm?
Cause Jamal is dead from, something I don't know exists, a .348 winchester or we both die from a 88x822r going off in my house.
Rollo
Rollan
>>34034000
Triple zeroes...?
I guess that means I must fight off the filthy Moors with my claymore
>>34033700
this guy gets 700 Nigerian Eliminator, I'm mad jelly
>>34024330
Do whatever you want to the wife, just don't harm my guns!
>>34024330
Check
>>34034140
Fuck yeah. It's party time
Rollie polly
>>34024330
I'm alright because I'm rolling with
>>34034287
not disappointed
>>34025148
>.34
Round to .338. I would suggest an AR-10 in .338 Federal.
>>34034320
20 gauge. I'll take it
Rawlin .950 jdj c'mon baby.
Pew pew
Rolling for 12.7mm
>>34034333
nice trips
On ya darkies
>>34024330
>>34024330
Gimme dat .357 Magnum
>>34025617
B&T VP9. Basically a modernized Welrod.
>>34034350
YES BOYS DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE IN.50 AFRICAN ELIMINATOR
>>34034369
>>34034350
Fuck wrong green text
>>34024345
Hes a ok
50 get
>>34024330
Roll
>>34024357
How does that happen
>>34034467
It didn't just happen once.
>>34024357
>>34034357
>>34034409
>lol9mm
>>34024330
Invisible hand of fate, don't fail me now!
>>34024345
Ya know, that always bothered me about the Walking Dead. Why couldn't they just hide on top of the truck and kill all the zombies off? It didn't seem like that many. Is everyone there just inept?
>>34024330
Im actually kinda fugged because my peestol is at the smith getting the feed ramp looked at.
Dadgum thing hates hollowpoints and begrudgingly feeds ball ammo
>>34024330
let's find out
>>34035800
00 Buck, I'll take it
shieeet
L O N G B O Y
>>34035896
oh shit nigger, this is gonna be something alright
.96 cal punt gun
>>34036138
Fuck
>>34024460
>460S&W
>460 Rowland
nice
>>34025628
>Tyrone and his nigs drive off with ya valuables.
>EEERRRNNCHH GEERRGCHHHHHHHH.
>look behind them
>Fucking South Dakota class battle ship is chasing them
>Anons working the guns
>Fire.
>>34024330
arounds blacks never relax
>>34025900
>00
>>34028172
Ya got a patio?
So my shot sucks. Like, I went to the ranch yesterday and was trying to hit a water bottle about 5 yards out and basically missed all 7 rounds.
At the range, I'm decent, I hit the target at 15+ but it's obviously not in critical areas and my grouping sucks.
For HD, I have a glock 19 with 33+1, that's more than enough, right? I would just need to point forward and shoot at an intruder?
Other than that, how would I get my shot up?
>>34028339
>Implying Tyrone and friends aren't airborne
Watch out dindus.
>>34036717
Muh... muh shot placement...
Rolll
>>34035161
If people were smart, the walking dead would have never happened. People would be killing zombies in droves unless we are talking about World War Z zombies. Then, we would be fucked.
>>34036777
I know my calling
>>34024330
Roll
>>34036807
7mm?
>>34024330
I knew big gunz would be of use some day!
>>34036832
>.32
ah bummer
>>34036792
I think the entire premise of the walking dead is pants-on-head retarded given the location - south/mid Georgia.
It might happen in some cucked European countries, but there's so many guns and so much ammo in the south that it would never, ever happen.
>>34036792
I got a Mauser or a ZB-53 or even a MG 42. Apparently this: karabin przeciwpancerny wz.35 anti-tank rifle is also 7.92mm. Can I fire all of them at once?
>Be me
>Live in a gated community
>Neighborhood watch spots Tyrone and pals climbing fence.
>Snipe DeShawn with Mauser.
>They are now trying to open the gate.
>Use both ZB-53 and MG 42 to spray at them.
>Tyrone opens gate before getting his ass shot
>Car goes forward to protect his "niggas"
>Shoot engine block with whatever the hell this is karabin przeciwpancerny wz.35
>car explodes and kills the driver.
>>34036858
I know right? at least make the setting kinda believable.Also, I think that zombies in china would be even worse. Low hygiene, everyone is cramped together, and almost no one has a gun.Makes you kinda wonder why no zombie movie has been set there.
>>34034357
fuck
Bring it on tyrone
>>34024330
Rolling for 10mm
>>34024330
I'd like to use my nugget please
big gun big fun
>>34025888
You got a DD all right !
Also rollan.
Lets see what we get.
Rollin for .50 African Eliminator
>>34038104
>.04
Well fuck
Rerawlin
>>34038117
>.17 hmr
Guess it'll have to do
>>34038085
85mm. Breddy gud
Let's see what we got
>>34038145
Wow rolled the one gun I have. Does this mean I get a visit from Tyrone?
>>34038104
10.4 Swiss was a round.
Rolling, let's see just how enriched I get.
>>34038230
Either .230 or .30 cal. If it's a .230, it's mag dump o'clock. If .30 I shoot until it goes ping.
/k/ube grant me stopping power
>>34038496 #
G'noight Jamal
Rolling to see Tyrone paint what's left of my wall
>>34038577
7.7 cm FK 96 n.A.
No wall left behind, also about four neighbors feel a slight draft through now.