>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one weapon with you.
Choose wisely, /k/
>>34023641
Dude, the sun is how many times bigger than the earth? If its crashing into us, were all fucked. Good job with picking a retarded scenario, you retard.
It's going to be like this all summer, isn't it?
STOLEN THREAD VALOR!!! REEEE!!!
>>34023641
>the sun falls out of orbit
christ anon
>>34023641
If the sun falls out of orbit we are fucked beyond reason, try again summerfag
This thread makes sense if you're flat earthy, and the sun is only about as big as the UK. Anyways I'd chose something bolt action, maybe a speargun to hunt the thriving fish with when I leave the vault.
>>34023641
kys
>>34023668
>He thinks the sun is bigger then the earth and that the earth orbits around it.
>>34023641
>sun crashing on earth
>habitable again
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>>34023689
Im confused, are you woke or are you a mindless sheep unaware of the child batteries in the ice walls powering the sky dome?
>>34023660
>Bring this new
Whew sure feels like summer in here.
>>34023641
Jesus fucking christ
The amount of fucking newfags in this thread.
It's just proof as to the reason why the quality of threads the past year has drastically dropped. redditors and others have migrated to the board because they heard this place is about funz
My maadi am and look for has no guns folks to distribute the collection
I mean akm maadi
SKS
hijacking op to discuss punji traps with skunks..
>>34023711
there was a time when newfags lurked moar. that time is gone..
>>34023641
I would travel to the moon with supplies and watch as Earth gets destroyed
>>34023641
>the sun falls out of orbit of the galaxy
>earth is now stuck traveling through interstellar space
sounds radical
sign me up
>implying the sun exists
it's just a hologram, you faggots
>>34023641
It was a shitty thread the first time already, no need to make it into a pasta.
>>34023973
>no need to make it into a pasta
This pasta is older than you are, newfag.
>>34023973
>>34024306
That pasta was my Grandads legacy to my dad you ungrateful fucks!
>>34023695
Woke
>>34023641
I would just move to Russia. Everyone knows that nothing can get past S-400.
>>34023641
>the sun
are you afraid of one news paper falling down?
>>34023702
>summer
stop excusing the constant retardation on 4chinz with summer.
>>34023674
bruh they both orbit their shared center of gravity.
You dumb newfags, this is an old meme.
>>34024335
>"Tell me, son, what would you do if the Sun has fallen out of orbit and was going to crash into the Earth, and you could only take one weapon with you..."
>"Hold on, pa, that's stupid as fuck."
>"Who are you calling stupid? Say goodbye to your inheritance, you little ungrateful bitch. You better cherish that story because you won't get anything else from me. Now get outta my house and never return!"
makes sense.
>>34023641
>>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth.
This pasta never ceases to make me laugh. It's easily my favorite.
That's why, 4000 years ago, Jesus made the Earth flat, like a ping pong paddle: So when the sun falls from heaven it'll just bounce off.
Duh.
>>34023641
Sage
Hmm. Summer break must have began.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>This entire post
My fucking sides
>>34024429
Summer is real
You must be new
>willywonka.jpeg here
>>34023641
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Of the galaxy it's orbiting. That wouldn't affect us.
Something nuclear. Because Sun did nothing wrong and I'm gonna finish what he started.
We are full of newfags or this all is just bait?
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>implying this entire thread
>>34023641
I know this is pasta bu whatever.
>You are allowed to bring one weapon with you.
A water gun so I can put out the sun, considering that is level of logic we are operation on here.
>>34023641
this thread again, it was retarded the first time you posted it and is more retarded now since you have failed to understand basic astronomy let alone any other scientific principle
Titanium bat. To bat the sun back to his original place in our cartoon logic
how can the sun fall out of orbit if the earth is actually flat?
Its not even fucking June yet holy shit
>>34023641
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>>34028469
>Look at me i replied to everybody.
>>34023641
This is old as fuck