Who wins?

>>34022612
What are you? New?

The can opener.

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Only one of those is certified as nice.

>>34022612
>>34022630
Exactly.

Sure, the plane could kill a million people in a half hour but what other P-38 could FEED a million people in half an hour?

Really makes you think.

>>34022612

P38 CHURCH KEY IS THE ABSOLUTE WINNER ANON!

>>34022639
I mean I was going to say you could cut the barrel off the Walther and cut the propellers off the plane but yeah sure let's go with that.

Can use the pistol to assassinate the pilot and take his ration pack

A plane is like a giant cans so...
>Can opener > Plane

But a can opener can't open a gun, so it must face defeat so...
>Gun > Can opener

But a gun is useless without someone to shoot it, but that some can easily be killed by .50 caliber hail so...
>Plane > Gun


Enjoy your new version of Rock Paper Scissors.

>>34023599
What if the ration pack has cans?

Plane can run out of fuel, ammo, breakdown and has operating limits.


Gun can run out of ammo, break and jam in bad conditions,

Sharpened piece of metal can fulfil its duty of opening cans anywhere and will last firever with good maintenance.

One of these things is carried about by special forces team on the field wherever they go today.

It isnt an antique plane or an outdated pistol

Are you people really too retarded to be able to open a can without a can opener?

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>>34023699
Did you also come from a pathetic country that had Fox Corn Chicken instead of Rock Paper Scissors?