Whats your best way to catch a cat
>>34020453
Birdshot
>>34020453
Shoving a gun up my ass works best.
tuna in antifreeze.
by being a cat
catnip tarbaby
Use a box since cats like boxes. Once it crawls in you detonate the c4
What are you going to do with it once you catch it? I kind of want to skin one on the off chance I ever catch one with my trap, but I'm running into a lot of confusion on the best way to do that, and whenever I ask I get weird answers. So what would be the one, definitive way to skin a cat?
>>34020453
Zyklon B.
>>34020627
Cats, not rats or mice.
One of these op. You can catch all kinds of shit. You can use a can of tuna, canned catfood, chicken etc. as bait.
>>34020641
Just be ready to also catch:
Possum
Skunks
Raccoons
Squirrels
Small dogs
All of which I have caught in my trap like that.
if i knew how to get some pussy i wouldn't be posting on 4chan
>>34020486
Fpbp.
>>34020453
OP, if you're serious and really wanna know, the answer is a simple flat laying cardboard box of any size, like in pic related. Put some blankets and a bowl of ground beef and a bowl of drinking water in there too. My cat totally ignored a new play set I got for him, in favor of the box it came it. Cats love feeling safe, one of those ways is inside a box in which the only way to get to the cat is a single direction, secure on other sides.
I guarantee you he won't be able to resist that. Please do not shoot your new kitty friend
>>34020641
My uncle and I would use these on Marthas Vineyard to catch skunks that littered my grandpas property. We'd catch them one night, check the traps, and dispatch them then following night
>>34020453
>>34020672
Theres a goddamn fucking opossum harassing my trap for the food
>>34020453
Love and affection, of course.
>>34020453
An empty cardboard box.
>>34020939
This motha fucker
>>34020672
Yup
>>34020615
Well there is more then one way to skin a cat.
>>34020453
House cats or big cats like cougars?
>>34021123
That's what people tell me but know one has any specifics.
Don't use pic related.
It was awful
Trap thread?
A chinaman.
>>34020453
Money , pussy always flocks to you if you have money.
>>34021140
I always thought these had teeth