Close calls?

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>>34016579

>>34016579
Fuck off with your bait

>>34016579
Ive violated every rule of gun safety
I should not own guns

>>34016579
>be me at gunshow
>buy brass knuckles
>guy sitting at other table asks if i want to know how to use brass knuckles in a fight
>"ok"
>he says put them on
>"ok"
>he points a handgun at me and pulls the trigger
>he and his buddy laugh
>"yep thats about how you use those things in a fight"
>walk away

i mean seriously fuck that guy

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>tfw you always read these threads so you can learn new ways to not fuckup

who else

>haha, surprise, I shot you
>wow you should have seen the look on your face when you thought your friend was going to splatter your brain across the wall
>haha

happened last week
>got shitty $150 charles daly pump shotgun
>shooting at cinderblocks cuz fuck else to shoot at
>pumping and firing as fast as i can
>cinderblock is no longer is only stone now
>neighbor comes over day later
>fuckin BBs ricocheted and took out his camper tire and left a bunch of tiny little holes in the side
>pay for the tire but silently kek
>learn afterwards his kids were probably in the camper when it happened

ah well, fuck em

>>34016579

a long time ago my 1st gun was a beretta model 70 22lr

after shooting it for awhile i got careless and dropped it once between my legs at the range, yes it was loaded, but (whew) at least in this time line it did not go off

i can't remember if the hammer was back or not, probably not or for sure it would have gone off

since then i've been pretty paranoid about gun safety, especially after a few more range incidents from clowns not knowing what they are doing

oh well

>>34016761
just trailer trash things

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>>34016579
>be me
>decide it's been a while (like 5-ishh years) since ive even opened up the dust cover on my ak to even look inside of it
> see that its has a thick layer of black crud built up inside the reciever
>go outside, and field strip the ak
>lay everything down on the grass and pull out garden hose
>wash out crud with garden hose and old toothbrush
>wipe it dry with rag, and go inside
>start putting it back together, finish putting it back together
>insert mag, rack the charging handle *click, take out mag
>rack handle 2 times
>round flies out of chamber
>mfw i almost ND'd into my bedroom wall and into my neighbors house where his kids were playing outside with their had it of not been for the shitty tulammo primers

>>34016828
>*where his kids were playing outside with their dog

>>34016802
what gave it away

>>34016846
hello atf

>>34016693
should punched him for a laugh

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Closest was just:

>Helping step-aunt move. Great lady, served in Iraq and is a therapist for vets.
>Step-father is good guy but generally anti-gun and a judge
>Before we go out to dinner aunt shows me the revolver she has for safety. Does the proper unload it
>Step-father is like a wide eyed kid in a candy store "Lemme see lemme see"
>Holds it
>No trigger discipline
>Barrel casually pointed my way (not at me, just no barrel discipline)
>Step aunt and my reaction

>>34016851
kek, didnt even realize it till you mentioned it

>>34016594
>>34016664
Not bait, it's a true story. I don't get what the bait portion would be...

>>34016698
Same. I always pick up lil tidbits on how carelessness can get you into shit that only pure dumb luck prevents.

>>34016761
Bullshit. I have been hit by
buck and field loads that bounced back and have never even had them do more than break the skin.

>>34017422
And before anybody asks, I had an Appalachian childhood