Please give me a justification for buying a Martini?

to hold the red line against the Zulu

>>34016454
Because you want to colonize Africa

>>34016454
Old shit is fun.
Reloading is another wonderful facet to this already interesting hobby.
Singing "rule brittania!" And fucking up zulus.

You really don't have to think long to find a reason.
Honestly I need to get myself one.

>>34016454
because you're a small dicked white boy

>>34017912
someone's mad

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>>34016454
Because they are sexy and have historically been good at getting rid of niggers.
>>34017912
Ooga Booga where da white woman at. Gas yourself shitskin

>>34016454
You want it.

>>34016454
My buddy's grandad made a lamp out of one. Still works too according to his dad.

>>34016454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

>>34017912
haha this

>>34016454
MEN OF HARLECH STOP YOUR DREAMING
CAN'T YOU SEE THEIR SPEAR POINTS GLEAMING
SEE THEIR WARRIOR'S PENNANTS STREAMING
TO THIS BATTLE FIELD

MEN OF HARLECH STAND YE STEADY
IT CANNOT BE EVER SAID YE
FOR THE BATTLE WERE NOT READY
STAND AND NEVER YIELD

FORM THE HILLS REBOUNDING
LET THIS WAR CRY SOUNDING
SUMMON ALL AT CAMBRIA'S CALL
THE MIGHTY FORCE SURROUNDING

MEN OF HARLECH ONTO GLORY
THIS SHALL EVER BE YOUR STORY
KEEP THESE FIGHTING WORDS BEFORE YE
WELSHMEN NEVER YIELD

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>>34018093
>>34018093
>>34018093

Cymru Am Byth

>>34016454
Its fun, the rounds are easy to reload and you can remove zulu with it

What movies are like Zulu and the Siege of Jadotville? Or '71, I liked that one too.

>>34018164
Zulu dawn
Dog Soldiers
Waterloo (Best historical war film ever made)
The Ghost and the Darkness (less about mad last stands, more about Imperial history and african adventures)

>>34018164
Oh and the Man who would be King

>>34017912
welshies aren't white

>>34018186
might like Khartuom. Charlton Heston shit slapping Mahdists in the Sudan

>>34016454
because a hostile spear, a new frontier

>>34018186
Oh and definitely Lawrence of Arabia but I think that goes without saying.
Khartuom is set in he Victorian era though.

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To bring glory back to the Empire

>>34018164
Khartoum is pretty good

>>34016454
Vermouth and gin go together wonderfully

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>>34018446
>implying the British Army had anything to do with building or maintaining the Empire

>>34018481
ayyy my nig nog.
We need to make a list of superb Victorian-Georgian era adventure movies.

Khartuom
Gunga Dien
Lawrence of Arabia
Zulu
55 days at Peiking (yank adventure, not a Pommy one unfortunately)
Man who would be King


theres plenty more but which ones?

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>>34018520
>implying any of Her Majesty's fighting forces are not the utmost and exemplary in the History of Mankind.

I'd bet you're an Irishman.

>>34016454
Is buying one of those Nepalese Martini-Henry kits a good idea?

>>34018540
The British Army will *always* play second fiddle to the Royal Navy, regardless of how much you fantasize about shooting Africans.

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>>34018178
Ghost and the Darkness is soooooo the shit. About to watch that now

>>34018522

IP man, at a stretch, could be added, but thats more 30s colonial

The mummy with Brendan (RIP) has a good vibe in the 1st one

Young winston gets a flash of it in at the start

The four feathers is a great one

Sherlock Holmes is very much a victorian adventure film, although a bit more detective/action

>>34017912
Look out! The Zulus are on /k/

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>>34018592
Does league of extraordinary gentleman count?

>>34018164
Add White Feather, pretty good 19th century battle scenes

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>>34016454
Well, depending on who makes it, it can be a very tasteful, satisfying drink. I would recommend two measures of gordons, one of vodka, with a thin slice of lime, and ask for it shaken, not stirred

>>34016454
So you can rule the waves properly

Because it's a gun, and you fucking like guns.

>>34016454
Because it automatically makes you a badass.


Use it for home defense, it has a proven history of putting down black people.

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>>34018681
>shaken martini

>>34017912

Niggie niggie niggie

>>34018579
British Navy was alright, it only rose to prominence because the Spanish Armada was lost in a storm.

>>34016454
I would buy one if I knew it killed a lot of velociniggers

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>>34017912
>>34018047
(you)
pic related

>>34016454
There isn't one. It's outdated.

>>34016454
>Please give me a justification for buying a Martini?
James Bond loves them - they're great when shaken, but not stirred.

>>34018186
>Oh and the Man who would be King
Great movie based on a great short story. You have good taste, anon!

The one I'd really like is a Martini-Enfield because .303, while not the most common round ever, is still at least *somewhat* easy to come by.

>>34019937
It's a bit more emphatic than stirring it at the filthy savages you're colonizing.

>>34018003
beat me to it

>>34016454
https://youtu.be/0NuTaQsMNaE

All the reason you need.

Are they considered antiques

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Because the only feeling better than buying a Martini is claiming it off the body of your enemy.

>>34018631
I dont see why not

>>34018681
>shaken

No

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>>34018681
>gun AND vodka
>in a martini

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>>34016454

I just wish they'd make a Martini-Henry in a modern cartridge. I love the idea of an extremely-accurate wood-and-steel single shot rifle.

I want to see new production 577/450 Martini brass from privi or fiocci. It would also be nice to see a reproduction Martini Enfield in currently available calibers like 45-70 for Americans and smokeless rounds like 308, 303, and 54r.

>>34017912
>muh dik mugafuga
Lmao niggers truly are pathetic. Not to mention that an averge nog doesn't have big dick and all the hype is created by porn and media.

>>34018681
>Gordon's gin
>AND vodka
>shaken
You never should have made this post. Unless you're trolling, in which case 7/10, made me reply.

>>34018540
Enjoy swimming to Africa dirt kicker.

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>>34016454
>>34018093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

What models do they use in zulu?

>Because!

Zulus attack,
Fight back to back
Show them no mercy and
Fire at will,
Kill or be killed
Facing, awaiting
A hostile spear, a new frontier, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U