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>search humor
>nothing found
Let's change that
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>>33998106
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>>33998119
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I would rock this gun
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>>33998140

>no high capacity queer seeking magazines
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>>33998106
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>>33998158
The sad part is I could show this to my friends and they wouldn't see what's wrong.
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>>33998109
ughh, d-does this a-actually work? asking for a friend
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>>33999176
go back to pol if you want to be racist and while your at it how about you stop fucking your cousin for 2 seconds and contemplate on how fucking racist you are
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>>33999772
kys cuck
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>>33999782
>cuck
>cuck
>cuck
you sound like a chicken, and you are one since you dont have the balls to say anything racist in to someones face because you know you would get your fucking ass beat. run along now pol before you embarrass yourself even more
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>>33999810
fuck off nigger
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>>33999845
grow up
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>>33998942

The McDonalds in the background is great.
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>>33998129
I would buy that....
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>>33999845
>>33999903
hey there friends lets fucking take it down a notch
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>>33999772
KYS NEWFAG
I don't like pol either, but you just being a cry bitch.
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>>33999845
how's your mom's basement?
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>>33998942
>Everyone just watches the artillery roll down the street.
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>>33999176
>-Everyone thinks your delousing program is genocide
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>>33999707
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>>34000063
>>34000110
>>33999707
...Did the Russians really stick a pair of glowing eyes on a tank?
Fuckin' why?
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>>34000093
don't misrepresent the state of white privilege in the world you statist fuckhead
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>>34000127
Infrared sighting I think
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>>33999845
Wow. Just wow. I mean, like, it's 2017 - could you PLEASE just tone it down with the racism or something? Thanks.
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>>33998109
Mmmm tastes like cosmoline.
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>>34000131
Wasn't even the pic I was trying to post.
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>>33999772
>r-racist jokes are bad
get off your mom's computer little nigger
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>>34000155
sure whatever you say polshit
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>>34000162
shouldn't you be in class? when you graduate you'll learn being racist isn't cool anymore
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>>33998119
I don't see how that's supposed to be humorous when half of /k/'s hazgunz already do this.
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>>33999772
thats what I call bait
well memed, my friend
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>>34000135
if this is bait then good job m8
if not
>current year argument
kill yourself nigger
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>>34000183
you fucking degenerate subhumans need to learn your place
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>>34000180
>Jewish grandfather
>Become a social worker
>Marry a black woman
>get called polshit
This was the intended pic.
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>>34000132
No it is a counter to laser guided misses buy creating a bunch of other laser signals
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>>33998109
Why did Willis have to leave us?
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>>34000302
Well if douche nozzles hadn't doxxed him and threatened him and his family he might have stuck around.
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>>33998106
This faggy shit is why American comics are in the shitter
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>>34000316
Weird how that shit works out
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>>33999772
Welcome to /k/, now get the fuck out
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>>33999845
>>33999903
Both of you kill each other
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>>33998106
That's from Punisher, right?
How did he get out of that pickle?
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>>33999782
>>33999845
It's amazing how easily trolled /pol/ is. It's almost like they only just came to 4chan last year or something.
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>>34000370
Hung him iirc
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>>33998942
>Self-propelled artillery
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>>34000230
you reek of pol
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>>34000389
>ha ha I'm so better than those racists don't I seem so above it all /k/?
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>>34000197
Tell me anon, what gun is he holding?
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>>34000257
I kek'd. My mama kek'd too.
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>>34000578
How long did it take you to spot it?
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>>33999998
Holy shit

Off by one there m8o
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>>34000021
Was not expecting that kek
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>>34000183
>racist jokes
>took them as hard as taking dicks
Why are you posting in a humor thread kiddo? Why didn't you kill yourself already?
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>>34000738
After reading that one copypasta of the anon who joked about keeping these stashed around his house in random places so he's always in reach of a weapon, I went and did it too. After I got a deal on four Hi points, I taped one to the back of the inside of the top frame of my closet, taped one under my living room couch, taped one on the inside of the under sink door, and the last I kept in a plastic baggie in the shower.

It made me feel strange so I took them all down.
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>>34000389
Next you're going to say "I was just pretending to be retarded!"
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>>33999772
trolling is a art
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>>34000578
nice tiddies
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>>34000183
>when you graduate you'll learn being racist isn't cool anymore
a liberal is just a conservative thats never been robbed

that racism is borne of ignorance is a lie they tell school children like yourself. in reality, it is familiarity that breeds contempt

there are sound fundamental reasons why the white people leave when your kind moves in
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>>34000578
the girl behind her is hotter
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>>34000721
I'll be damned if Reddit gets a get like that
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>>33998106
Shoot the shitskin kid on his right leg, it has the least value so nothing big will be lost.
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>>34000394
Kek
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>>33999772
>>33999810
Nigger, where do you think we are?
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>>34001681
>shitskin
Mom I posted it again am I edgy yet
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>>34001039
that filename tho
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>>34000590
a solid minute
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>>34000253
This is somehow related to cricket, isn't it?
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>>34001501
>>34001494
Do you mean the girl in yellow, the girl in white or Godzilla?
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>>34002014
Why do Shareblue always have their images named IMG_xxxx?
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>>34000316
But why? Was it autism?
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>>34000788
I would totally do that if I could afford it man
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>>34002014
It's just a name for brown skinned people, don't make a big deal out of it bro.
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>>34000135
could you PLEASE just tone it down with the breathing?
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>>34002161
why are people with different opinions always paid shills? are they disrupting your safespace?
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>>34000021
what game is this?
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>>34002160
what Godzilla?
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>>34002161
I don't even know what share blue actually is other than a red herring
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>>33998119
>antipersonnel kid
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As usual, a humor thread is ruined by /pol/acks and people who reply to them. Let's try to fix that.
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>>33999772
Post like this are why I say anti-/pol/ posters are ruining this fucking board.
At least /pol/ can contribute to weapon and war related subjects. ANTIFA crybabies just shitpost without benefiting conversation.

>I was just pretending to ruin this fucking board by being an obnoxious commie derailing threads!!
Ironically ruining threads is still ruining threads.
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>>33999772
Welcome to /k/, now get out
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>>34003035
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>>33999772
>racism is really bad guys
back to plebbit
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>>34002150
No, Pakistan's just like that.
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>>34003176
lol. Anymore meatloaf stories?
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>>33999772
/pol always takes the bait
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>>34002161
It's just cancerous phoneposters.
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>>34002564
War Thunder
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>>34002473
Don't give us that "muh safe space" preapproved response. Like we haven't been dealing with DNC shills for almost two years already.
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>33999176

STOP REPLYING YOU RETARDS.
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>>34002170
ARfags ruin all the fun
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>>33999998
>>33999999
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Oh look a humor thread, summer started.
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>>33998109
Mattv2099?
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>>34000197

It's funny cause of the gun he is using.
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>>33999772

Kys nigger.
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>>33999772
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>>34000197
Well I don't have a 20mm rifle. Hrmpff!
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>>34004164
WINGET HOLY SHIT
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>>34004279
Same thing just in gif form.
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>>34005267
And fuck you /k/ for getting me, a grown ass man, addicted to this kids cartoon with just this meme!
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>>34005272
Bro, wait until you get to weirdmageddon. I can't say much without spoiling the shit out of most of season 2, but it is amazing.
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>>33998106
wrong
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>>34005278
It's 4AM and I'm still watching it! (Currently on episode 17)
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>>33999024
get some new friends
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>>34005393
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>>33999133
What the fuck is up with these wikihow illustrations??
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>>34001444
Read that as 'attacked by rifle, shoots black'
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>>34000486
ptrd
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>>34002855
kek
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>>34001039
Holy shit did he turn fat and useless. Watching him shlup about makes me feel... pity. Welp, there can only be one.
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>>33998106
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>>33999772
>jokes poking fun at axis powers are /pol
Are you dumb?
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>>33998129
>Hot gas blown in face
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>>34005513
Oh god, that entire webcomic is what happens after the end and all that is left is /k/
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>>34003275
>>34002564
Pretty sure it's IL-2 actually
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>>34000135

piss off
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>>33998129
Now that is some beautiful nigger rigging
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>>34007545
I like to think the author lurks here
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>>33999810

...but call him a cuck, and see how he recoils!
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>>33999772
>tfw there's still people here that dont see that 4chan is /pol/.
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>>34009783
Wouldn't surprise me
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>>34009783
I'd believe it.
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I found this very amusing picture recently and i just want to share it with some very nice people on this board.
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>>34002161

Because it comes from a common mega folder of memes put together by the organizers. This one might not be actual ShareBlue but part of some left-aligned reddit or /leftypol/ group trying to conduct social engineering and flank /pol/ by "changing the culture" on right-leaning boards. Think of it like them being pro-Assad militias while ShareBlue is the Syrian army itself.
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>>34009783
i'm surprised he still makes them. the comic is over a decade old now.
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>>34000419
You reek of nigger.
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>>34000197
It's a reference to the STALKER video game.
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>>34003035
>>34003052
That was genuinely beautiful.
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>>33998106
Would this work? If you robbed a bank like this, how could the police stop you?
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>>34010131
I appreciate your picture, anon. Thank you for sharing! I'm glad to have you on this board.
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>>34007199
That's for using it in the winter anon.
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>>34010044
>>34009783
Oh, fuck. Look at this.
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>>34010943
Walk up to you, throw a noose around you, and wait until you asphyxiate. You can't do anything to stop them because you also risk harming the babies, and as soon as you do, all your leverage vanishes.
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>>34011052
so wear a helmet that wouldn't leave anything for the noose to grab.
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>>34009865
Kek
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>>33998106
What's stopping you from shooting him in the head?
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>>34011236
Nothing is, but if you did he fall and crush baby
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>>34011029
nah, that's an april fool's joke. there are more after that one.
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would /k/ willing die for a good plan?
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>>34010909
'twas a glorious thread
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>>34000127
TOW missiles have an infrared emitter on the back, and the targeting system uses it to correct course. the red lights are actually super bright infrared lamps (they look a lot dimmer than they really are because the human eye can't see infrared)and the tank detects the launch and automatically points them at the launcher to disrupt the guiding system. modern missiles are immune to this disruption.
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>>34011052
But he has a handgun. You could shoot the guy trying to noose you. Sure it would deafen the babies, but they'd still be alive.
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>>34011269
Have someone sneak up behind him to grab him before he hits the ground
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>>33998119
Wheres that green text of a dude using a 20mm for HD?
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>>34001500

well said
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>>34012027
What if he's wearing this?
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>>33998106
Is that Steven Seagal?
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>>34011029
>>34010044
any idea where I can read these, didn't know it was a comic. Here's one I saved
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>>34012306
http://www.blastwave-comic.com/index.php
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>>34012306

It's called "Gone with the Blastwave"
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>>34012334
that was fast. thanks m8s
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>>34012306
it's literally on the bottom of the comic. how fucking retarded do you have to be?
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>>34011367
Yes
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>>34012102
lol fuck nevermind found it
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Oc
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>>34011367
yes
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>>33998942
>they watch me rollin'
>they hatin'
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>>33999772
this fucking guy
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>>34005649
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>>34003052
Some times I dream of it...
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>>34006723
I wish I had received a spurdo hi-point....
I did get a badass flecktarn backpack, though, so I've got that going for me.
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>>34001500
Said the hillbilly with cars up on blocks in his front yard....

I've had two people try to rob me. Both were white backwoods retards so let's not pretend the nigs have a monopoly on bad genes skeeter.

Oh right...those good old boys lost there jerbs to the mexicans so they had to cook meth and drive drunk and go on welfare. If it wasn't for the Brown people, why they would be astronauts I'm sure.
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>>33998942
FUCK I GUESS I KNOW THE PLACE, I LIVE NEARBY
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>>34006718
He's pretty much a parody of himself at this point. And honestly, who is producing his movies? They can't be making anyone any money right?
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>>33999137
this looks like something that spec ops wannabe kids post on facebook
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>>34007199
pretty sure there is cap on a gas tube
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>>34003050
Those almost looks like mas 36 on the left
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>>34003083
Hold on, what the fuck are PETA drones ?
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>>34014947
drones used by PETArds, duh
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>>34014953
Thank you for the explanation anon.
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>>34011290
hearty kek
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>>34014897
>gap shot to your eye
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>>34013423
what is that supposed to illustrate?
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>>34015275

It illustrates pretty horrifying drawing skills. Those faces will haunt me tonight.
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>>34010131
That was a very nice picture anon, I thought it was quite funny because it says "fagot!" Thank you very much for sharing I appreciate it.
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>>34014787
White trash are honorary niggers.
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>>33999176
>smell Jews for miles

This is not a typo
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>>33998140
>only activates when used by credible journalists
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>>34010171
>Think of it like them being moderate rebels while ShareBlue is the ISIS itself.
FTFY
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>>34000578
Am i retarded? I didnt notice the tits until a solid 30 seconds
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>>33998106
Are we being raided by /b/? Theres alot of SJWness going on in every thread ive been in.

MODS please help by deleting unwarrented /b/tards, starting with this fag.
>>33999772
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>>34015869
>mods helping

You're on your own, /k/omrade.
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>>34002855

Underrated
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>>34015898
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>>34000021
happened to me one time, too, but that time the guy took out the whole port engine of my bf110. literally ripped it off the plane
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>>34015852
No you're just a fag
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>>34016561
No, not the big ones, the ones in the background
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>>34012383

remember what board you're on
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>>34009783
At the very least, the author has good taste in manga.
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>>33998119
REEEEEE I WANT A PTRS/PTRD
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>>33998158
>1000 bullets in a clip
>shoots 1000 bullets per second
better reload quick
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>>34017842
I'm not sure I get the reference
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>>33999133
>>34013423
They have to be doing this shit on purpose
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>>33998942
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>>34018204
Pretty sure it's BLAME
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>>33998129
So this is an AK lower and an SKS upper?
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>>34018425
>want to get some cool footage of the festival
>some twat breaks your drone with a spear

i would duel that motherfucker on the spot
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>>34018204
>>34017842
It has to be BLAME!.
I don't think there are very many stories featuring dyson spheres.
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>>34003083
I only wish this was true
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>>34018597
It was causing a lot of noise in the middle of an actual duel you twat. Besides the footage of getting speared is 10000x better then anything he would have caught. Now that video is a meme that kids youtube to watch. All of 80 people would have seen the original instead now millions have.
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>>34018693
>It was causing a lot of noise in the middle of an actual duel you twat
i highly doubt that, they aren't that loud, especially at that height
>Besides the footage of getting speared is 10000x better then anything he would have caught.
yeah too bad you don't make money off a single hit youtube video. you're literally defending a dude breaking over 500 dollars worth of property because it was making too much noise.
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>>34018752
DRONEFAG
RR
O O
N N
E E
F F
A A
G G
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>>34018774

what does that even mean? at least im not the one with a childish hatred of drones just because in your headcanon they're used by the NSA to spy on you through the window.
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>>34018752
>you're literally defending a dude breaking over 500 dollars worth of property because it was making too much noise.
At a festival entirely set up around the premise that everyone act as if they were living in medieval times. Every single person going to that event was following the rules and some cunt show up with a drone buzzing over head breaking the immersion.

It is like going to a civil war reenactment and walking right though the middle of a battle blasting weird al yankovic 'hardware store" through big ass bluetooth speakers.
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>>34018792
>breaking the immersion.

family there is a row of cars like 25 yards from where they're all crowded are you fucking with me right now
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>>34018788
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>>34018802
>make people walk a mile from the parking location
Can you not?
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>>34018792
>>34018802
I just realized the javelin thrower was just staying in character, protecting the people from a strange flying demon-fairy-golem
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>>34018836
nice
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>>34018836
Exactly! If anything we should be praising him on such an excellent throw. His aim was phenomenal.
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>>34010131
Haha, that really made me laugh anon. I'm glad you're here on this site with us!
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>>34018204
The 99334 Hours bit is straight out of Blame, yeah.
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>>34018525
>>34018615
>>34019110
thanks, I'll check it out
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>>34019130
There's a movie and a thread on >>>/a/157445250 right now, pretty rare.
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>>34000282
Almost. Its called an IR dazzler, and it blast IR light all ovwr the place so that optically tracked missiles have trouble targeting it.

When you look at one through the sight of a TOW or JAV it just looks like a big indistinct glowing beacon. Makes it harder to target accuratley at night because there isnt any distinct outline.

Kinda like if you were trying to shoot a gopher with a high power spotlight shining directly into your eyes.
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>>34018752
>they aren't that loud, especially at that height

t. nodrones
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>>34018792
I dont care about immersion or nothin like that, but I agree. Its irritating as fuck when youre walking along enjoying the spring air, birds are singing, sun is shining, trees are blooming. Then suddenly something buzzing like a chainsaw comes swooping at you from fuckin nowhere and shoves a fucking camera in your face.

>inb4 "that doesnt happen"

Happened to me 3 times in the last month. Some chickle-fuck has a high end drone with a long distance control suite on my college campus and hes been harassing the fuck out of people who are just trying to walk through the nearby park with it.

If I ever find the fucker I fully plan to kick his ass and stomp his stupid symbol of millinial blatant disregard for right to privacy into shards of plastic and silicon right in front of him.

Hopefully at some point the FAA will quit jerking off over how many hours a sport pilot license should require and will set up fucking airspace regulations on the stupid fuckin things. Probably wont happen until the first maiming or death is caused with one though.
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>>34019461
Do you have a paypal that I can support this cause.
>please find him
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>>34019461
Damn
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>>33999772
Go be a little bitch somewhere else.
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>>34000578
those titties are so perfectly round and firm looking I want to play volleyball with them
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>>34003176
kek, this is great
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>>33999772
are you mentally retarded?
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>>34000419
and?
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>>34000394
Literally the joke in the filename, retard
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>>34019480
>>34019481

I was a drone operator in afghan for my infantry battiol flying the PUMA and RAVEN. To fly even tiny observation shit like that you need a 1 month licensing course. Prior to launch you have to alert the regional air controllers as to your planned airspace and your specific flight plan including max and min altitude, area, control frequencies used, and comms frequencies so if other aircraft or units need it out of the way they can contact you.

Its my opinion that such regulations need to apply to drones. You should be required to get a license to operate them, keep flight logs alongside corroborating digital flight data, and specific zones to operate them in need to be designated.

>inb4 "muh freedomz"

Nothing in the constitution protects drone operating as a right, therefore restricting it is perfectly permissable.

>inb4 "theyre harmless"

Cases of invasion of privacy have already popped up. People have mounted guns to them, ISIS has been using them to deliver explosives. Drone users have impeded rescue efforts during accidents and fires with them already. In fact during one forest fire drone enthusiasts deliberatley invaded water drop aircrafts airspace in order to prolong the fire for better footage.

Are we waiting for some idiot to get his toy he bought on amazon sucked into a passeger jet engine or some terrorist to strap a few pounds of c4 to a dozen of them and fly them into a crowded stadium before we force regulation on them?

When they had a max altitude of 30 feet and a max control range of 100 yards they were fun toys. People can buy them with up to 5 kilometer control ranges and they can carry payloads of up to several pounds. Something that powerful requires a license.

>inb4 you like gun so youre a hypocrite

Guns are constitutionally protected. Drones arent, the founding fathers wanted us to be able to defend ourselves. Harassing strangers via remote aircraft was never something they woulda put up with.
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I'm not gonna lie, that tacticool HiPoint with the RMR and the flashlight looks really fucking cool.
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>>34019708
>something so powerful should be regulated
You are retarded. And your are putting up exactly the same arguments as antiguns do.
Moreover, even in states with strict gun control illegal guns are still in circulation and the same thing would apply to drones. Also there's nothing that will stop Ahmed from building his drone by himself.
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>>34003030
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>>34019838
>>34019708
Hobbies other than guns need to be protected. It doesn't matter whether or not they're constitutional. People who enjoy those hobbies have their rights and privileges infringed upon will see less reason to defend yours when your hobbies get regulated.

The gun hobby has far too much "I got mine" mentality. To better defend you and yours, you need to defend your neighbor. Only as a cohesive unit can you effectively protect your high risk hobbies against power-hungry nannies.
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>>34019901
Pretty much this. Was trying to enjoy a fun thread talking about what goes into combat ship classifications vs support ship classifications.

Then some faggot from /pol/ sounds off about something to do with trump and before ya know it the thread is just 5 or 6 /pol/fags are jerking eachother off about biased media.
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>>34019934
No samefagging please.
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>>34019960
Im not the guy who posted that though.
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>>34019708
the Constitution is a living document dumbass
but I'll tell you what the founding fathers didn't think of
guns that can kill hundreds of people with no effort at all
and you had the audacity that I can't have some fun but you can horde millions of ammunition so you can do your shooting rampage when your crush rejects you for a POC? fuck off pol and don't come back
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>>34019266
So what you should do is use IR to find its general location, and then shine a UV laser at it to mark it.
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>>34020016
Naw, what you do is adjust the gain, clarity, and contrast settings on your target aquisition subsystem.

It was a lot more effective of a countermeasure with the old analog TOW systems. The new upgraded digital targeting systems are a lot better at filtering out IR clutter. IR dazzlers are an obsolete countermeasure against modernized ATGMs. Still good for use against the outdated junk 3rd world countries have though, so russians keep attaching them to everything.
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>>34020013
>the Constitution is a living document dumbass
Justice Ginsberg please leave. You have more important things to do than shitpost.
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>>34019909
Thanks for mentioning that. It's also a valid point and an issue that should be dealt with.
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>>34020013
>POC

This is the lamest troll in a while
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>>34019461
The first time a large drone flys into some airspace it's not supposed to and smashes into a manned plane is the day that happens.

I have yet to meet a recreational uas operator that knows shit about airspace so count on it happening soon.
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>>34019461

You are exactly why I and my flying buddy CCW when we fly our drones.

>Muh privacy
>In a world where he is LITERALLY surrounded by cellphones that have better cameras than a racing drone, probably has his license plate recorded at least 3 times a day by dashcams, and does anything at all on the internet.
>This nigger goes and worries about the drone pilot using a camera to avoid a tree

I'd like to think that this is a situation where the dude is doing shit like actively trying to fly as close as possible to people without actually touching them and that's the real reason you're bitching, because I could get behind it. I doubt it though.
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>>34019708
15w or just a lucky grunt? Most operators flew hunters or shadows back then so I'm assuming the latter.
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>>33999291
source?
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>>33999772
this really is the easiest board to bait.
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>>34001500
this is pretty much true. I had no problem with blacks until I started having to live near them.
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>>34020263
0352 with the Marines actually. I got no fuckin clue how or why they picked me to fly the stupid thing. Ravens are loud as shit and burn the observation area, PUMAs are really quiet but thier retarded wingspan means the wind tosses em around like a kite.

Theyre playing around with the idea of making small UAVs a unit organic asset. Only problem is theres no logistics set up for it yet so when our birds broke (and they broke often) there werent any replacement parts.

Also infantry officers dont know jack shit about how to utilize arial observation so most of what I did with the system is get bitched at for being unable to fulfill impossible tasks or underutilized.

Funny story though
>CO wants me to throw the PUMA
>its SUPPOSED to be catapault launched from within a FOB, the RAVEN is supposed to be the field deployable one
>you CAN throw the PUMA from a stand still but my full combat load of 95 pounds means I cant
>so I gotta put this thing with a 9 foot wingspan together, hold it above my head, and sprint before throwing it like the 18 pound javelin that it is
>with an engine running a prop at ungodly RPM a few inches from my fingers
>in an IED environment no less
>unbeknownst to me the Taliban see me putting together an aircraft out in the fucking open exactly like how I tried telling the CO we arent supposed to do
>I get my running start, sure hope theres no IEDs in this area that the CO refused to have swept

Story continues >>>>
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>>34006723
why would a meme on a gun piss someone off?
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>>34019461
>on my college campus
That's illegal. You can't fly drones on college campuses, unless it's indoors, or the college has a permit from the FAA that allows drones to fly over it. IIRC there are only 7 universities in the US that have a permit. Texas A&M should be one of them.

At least, my university is never going to get one because it's literally right next to an airport and gets flyovers all the time.
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>>34014937
Lol exactly what I was thinking
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>>34020482
>halfway through begin taking fire from 3 positions at once
>SHITFUCK! pancake flat on my belly utterly smashing this $20,000 conglomeration of carbonfiber and kevlar impregnated polyurethane into high tech packing peanuts
>return fire with my M4 ineffectivley cuz the living shit is getting supressed out of me as I am in the wide open in the prone on top of the remains of what used to be my UAV
>fuck this
>sling m4 across my back
>bearhug the no-longer-an-aircraft to my chest, book it back towards the cover of the temp PB
>yelling all the while "FUCKING SHOOT EM IN THE FACE GOD DAMMNIT! FIRE FIRE FIRE!"
>I am being literally chased by tracers from a PKM the towelheads have moved up into position
>for some fucking reason nobody in our temporary PB is firing back
>get inside, somehow I havent been hit
>throw the now destroyed UAV against a wall, begin yelling at everyone for not atleast giving me cover fire
>turns out the CO told them not to fire because "he didnt have Positive ID on their firing position"

This is why nobody like officers, and why good staff NCOs dont allow them to tag along on patrols.
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>>33998129
Made In Pakistan
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>>33998106
I got this idea from the "what music would you listen to as the bombs dropped" thread. Have fun.

https://youtu.be/iqxGo_p95B4
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>>34020488
Are you new here?
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>>34019708
>the classic "drone hits a plane"" meme
Yeah that'll 100% happen because passenger planes fly less than 2000 feet above the ground.
>the "no regulations" meme
How about you educate yourself a little bit before posting your opinion on the internet. There are already regulations in place on drones, its just that most people aren't aware of them, and its not like they're strictly enforced.
Also for >>34019461
http://www.federaldronereport.com/
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Have you guys seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOS3dliHK_o
He finally did it...
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>34000000
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>>34000000
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>>34014816
Low budget movies make their money back a lot easier than you think. They don't have to market or anything, just make a pile of crap that ends up in the $5 bin and gets second tier licencing for syfy or netflix.
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>>34020013
>guns that can kill hundreds of people with no effort at all
Girandoni air rifle
Puckle gun
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>>33999999
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>>34010131
What a kind anon, with a great post to boot. Thank you for posting anonymous, hope you don't mind if I save this for future merriment with our friends. Hope you have a good day!
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>>34020488
I'm almost positive that the FFL was more pissed about having to do transfer paperwork over a fucking hi-point.
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>>34005649
I don't know, but this is all I can think of after opening that gif.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
i'm pretty stoned right now
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>>34014810
Where is it? Can you still see the gouge in the road?
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Time to make it to bump limit
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....aaaand done!
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>>33999176
I'm French and this is wrong. Not even angry or anything. Read a book.

In France, we get ready for the previous war. That's it
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>>34020239
>because the concept of privacy is already getting smaller why not get rid of it completely!
Post your drivers license if you want to pretend we live in an open society, even that would be more consensual than what dipshit dronefags give to anyone they choose to spy on.

I used to agree with you people until you kept pushing and making stupid accusations of statism when you already violate the NAP by stripping people of thier right to privacy. I cant wait until your toys hit something important and you are grounded to your own property and club fields.
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>>34019708
UKfag here, we've already had mongs flying them near airports. A airliner had a really close call with one a few months ago as it was coming into land. The idea is cool but the people who use them are apparently fucking inbreds, if one comes over my property I'm getting the 12 bore out.
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>>34020265
It says Lt Ken Giles at the bottom. If you'd searched his name you'd have found this http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11167575/Fury-all-you-need-to-know-about-life-in-a-tank.html and loads more articles.
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>>34023491
>I'm autistic and this is wrong
FTFY
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