name a sexier machine gun
I mean, for a GPMG you can't beat the 42, but c'mon, who doesn't love a thicc Kalash?
Easy
Ichiyon.
>>33983828
HK 21
>>33983907
this fag has the right idea but not 100%
>>33983828
MG 34 is better looking.
>>33983828
Meh
>>33983874
I'd personally would pat a cute Ameli, but I wouldn't mind tapping that Kalash if it means being issued to me.
/thread
>>33984119
Forgot pic
>>33984139
I know it's 5.56 but this is the sexist 5.56 belt fed ever. It's just a lighter, handier mg34 with that ripsaw ROF, plus I'd green is aesthetic af.
>>33984183
OD green. Stupid phone.
>>33983828
krauts can build a fucking gun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwW31u6wYvE
>>33983983
Wood makes everything more aesthetic. You could put it on a hi-point and it would make it somewhat nice
For some reason I love the aesthetics of the Vickers MG.
>>33984576
Coz you know she'll keep going all day and all night...
>>33983828
I dig the Schwarzlose.
M240 bravo
Ma Deuce.
Kinda like that hot MILF next door....
anything in pic related is bigger, better, AND / OR sexier
>>33984139
Looks like something you'd see in Killzone.
>>33984282
I mean... you aren't *wrong*
>>33985068
The M2 is atleast a GILF by now.
So sexy
>the gun isn't too bad either
thread needs more thicc
>>33986980
And still sexy as fuck.
>>33986961
Exactly! Now think of what a wood stocked G11 would look like...
test
>>33984125
Underrated
Johnson LMG
>>33983828
M-1919A4
>>33983828
>>33988400
What the hell is this? Reminds me of the Stoner
>>33983828
>>33983983
>"let's take a GPMG that's been pushed into a SAW role to fill the hole the BAR left which is already restrictively heavy and give it wooden furniture!"
no.
>>33988928
yep, Stoner 63
>>33984183
It's a 42 derivative, not 34
The new USMC 338NM belt fed MMG is far sexier
>>33983828
Sasha
>>33988400
those ammo belt boxes are pure sex
on a side note
WHY DO ALL THE GOOD LOOKING GUNS HAVE TO BE UNOBTAINABLE?
>>33986980
Giant I'd Like to Fuck?
>>33988992
Handy in the kitchen too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMn2HNW1aUw
>>33983828
Things are about to get Hot and Heavy in this thread!
The pig is definitely the sexiest machine gun.
>>33983983
>>33992834
https://youtu.be/S06nIz4scvI
Get some!
done
>>33983828
M1918 BAR
>>33983828
THAT'S A FUNNY NAME FOR SINGAPOREAN ULTIMAX 100 ANON....
Mag58s or Mk48 can't decide :/
Oh well, get to shoot both anyways.
>>33986961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPr_OoPR4WY
>>33983874
>>33983983
muh dick
>>33995037
a shit
>>33995013
You had the right idea, anon.
But you need to go bigger.
>>33983828
This
>>33995098
Wait you what?
Mk-48 is my favorite
>>33997747
>mfw the NYC cops found one and melted it
>>33997831
>Mk-48 is my favorite
I gotchu senpai
>>33987276
[Guttural Germanic Confusion]
>>33998222
Based trips
Though really I'm just a fanboy of anything USSOCOM uses.
>>33997845
They WHAT
>>33997604
>>33997845
>>33998638
WE DEMAND BLOOD
>>33998244
Great, now you got me drawing, BRB making a wood G11
>>34000602
First is unedited and uncolored
>>34000255
BLOOD for the /k/UBE!
>>34001024
Now for the control, regular magical G11
S P A N D A U
P
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>>33995072
That's a battle rifle though
>>33995013
Isn't that like a PKM without the quick change barrel?
>>33991721
death by snu snu
>>34001787
>>33998244
Thanks to compression issues, this is going to be blurry, but you'll get the idea. I present to you, traps and gents, the wood stock G11
>>34003482
fund it
>>33983828
>name a sexier machine gun
Edna.
she was a beaut. M2 of some unknown vintage, lost her life to a disgusting IED/Ambush. Gunner let too many links get stuck and kept firing, FTE, over heated, KB'd
>Losses
US: 1 M2, 1 HMMV
HAJI: obliterated
>>33983828
yum yum
>>33983920
Winner