>girl from work asks to come over and show her how to clean

>>33982563
She was obviously talking about your dick.

Stupid frog poster.

>>33982563
This is stale pasta. For real I've been here forever this is pasta.

Pretending it wasn't it would mean she wants to fuck.

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>>33982563

Show her your collection of silicone fantasy creature phalluses. That'll get any girl going.

>>33982563
she was horny you fucking idiot

>>33983016
why would you post this?

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why didnt you give her one of your guns you mong

>>33983067
theyre my guns not hers she's not getting them

>>33982563

I've got a gun she can clean.

>>33982563
Really Really hope you busted out your Pokemon OG foils, the ones you been keeping in nice plastic sleeves for later year nostalgia.

>>33982563
Uhm, anon... that means it was just an excuse to come over and have sex with you.

And you didn't pick up on it.

And then you complained on 4chan about it.

On 4chan...

>>33983067
A woman who is that thin while that pregnant is not going to have a healthy baby. Babies need nutrients even before they're born. In fact the stuff a woman eats while pregnant will have a significant effect on the type of adult body a child will have.

>>33983213
Lurk more

>>33983213
>reddit spacing
>doesn't know the copypasta
please for the love of god go back

>>33983233
I had a coworker that had 2 kids during my short time at the company and she had 4 total. she was skinny and hot as fuck when she was pregnant. kids were totally normal and healthy looking. some women are just petite.

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>>33983213
why would you post this?