You're a German Soldier captured on D-Day and this guy walks

>>33980330
I dont smoke. but accept it anyway. then listen to the Last Battle by Sabaton on high tech bluetooth headphones.

>>33980330
>You're a german officer and this guy runs through your lines and slaps your panzer's ass.

>>33980350
Be impressed that he wasn't torn up by MG42 fire.

>>33980350
Lewd

>>33980330
I'm dead anyways so I take it

>>33980330
talk to one of his buddys i lived down the street from

I knit him a balaclava.

I get shot five seconds later you fucking idiot, I have heard of Lieutenant Speirs. Everyone and their granny has heard about Speirs and most others from Band of Brothers.

Salty sage.

>>33980330
tell him i prefer to vape

>>33980626
Found the faggot.

>>33980626
So that's why he opened fire

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>>33980626
>nazi
>vaping
accurate

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laugh and accept

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>>33980350
>N-nani!?

But weren't these guys czech or something?

>>33980829
You're thinking of the guys trying to surrender on the beach in Saving Private Ryan.