/k/ Approved characters

>>33979010
TF2 fucking sucks.

Should've posted Sam Fisher or Big Boss. Actual /k/ approved operators.

>>33980128
It was god-tier for a few years, never laughed so hard playing a game. It's long dead now.... Me & wife will cherish the memmories we had together.... Sigh.....

>>33980381
Post nudes.
>>33979010
Artyom from Metro.

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>>33980128
>TF2 fucking sucks.

It was the best game out of the orange box pleb.

>ywn play dustbowl for the first time again

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>>33979010

>>33980397
No. We made kids wife got fat.

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>>33980381
>tfw hats

>>33980401
Half life 2 mein nigger..
>>33980415
thats okay.

>>33980128
In what way was BB "/k/ approved"? He wanted Outer Heaven to basically have the only weapons in the world, so the rest of the world could be "at peace" by being unarmed. Just looking cool and shooting guns isn't enough to get "approved".

>>33980435
The half life episodes sucked

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>>33979010
Father Grigori a best

>>33980535
Oh look a hipster. get out of here. Half life 2 is one of the highest PC games of all time.

>>33980557
Half Life 2 was great

Episode 1 and 2 can suck my dick

>>33980482
>He wanted Outer Heaven to basically have the only weapons in the world, so the rest of the world could be "at peace" by being unarmed.
When was this?

>>33980401
>ywn play a shitty map for the first time again
Feels good.

Jason Brody from Far cry 3. Normie thrown into a pirate island. Given a gun and goes crazy killing. Doesn't want to ever leave.

For shame /k/. This should have been the first post.

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there is only one

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>>33980615
>he never could defend the first point

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>>33980624
And I went and fucked up. Real nice.

>>33980581
MG2

>>33980638
Figured. Kojima really needs to make up his mind on whether he's pro-war or not.

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>>33980631
You can't defend a point if you never play the map.

>>33980658
>I literally only played Hydro and 2Fort at launch

*tips 2.99 hat*

>>33980692
>he bought tf2 at launch
Maybe if the rest of the Orange Box wasn't shit lmao.
Also granary and gpit were the only maps worth playing.

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Let's be honest.

You know it's this guy.

>>33980716
>portal
>hl ep2
>tf2
>19.99

>shit

I don't have a fedora image big enough

>>33980744
>'ol Dick Kickem

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D-fens is pretty fucking /k/

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>>33980744
>Some weird UZI rip off.
Nope. might be this guy

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>>33979010
Rally Vincent and Minnie-May

>>33980482

Stfu Cipher.

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>>33979010
Burt is pretty /k/, even if his actor is quite the opposite.

>>33980806
D-fens is /k/

>looks like a psyco to his family, mostly his mother
>learned the value of TD through idiocy and experience
>pissed at the world, only with the goals of a simpler man in mind
>takes up the milsurp for no real reason
>has a quality chat with /pol/

all the while he is oblivious to how the rest of the world sees him, as the bad guy with a gun.

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>>33979010
TF2 is the only Steam purchase I have ever regretted, and that includes buying twelve copies of Verdun during a drinking binge.

>>33980922
>12 copies
I want one.

>>33980922
give one NOW

>>33980716
>he played granary and gravelpit
>he didn't exclusively play on trade_minecraft_neon

top zozz

>>33980932
>>33980939
Sorry guys, but they have been gone for ages.

>>33981023
Damn its fine anon.

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>>33981028
No it is not fine.
>tfw you'll never die horribly in a trench along with your /k/ameraden

>>33981060
I guess your right I can wait for summer sale

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>>33979010

>>33981060
Anyway anon im off to go do the Basic Military qualification may one day we be able to both buy verdun and our paths cross again!

>>33980922
The true regret comes when you find out tf2 is f2p

>>33979010
Fucking leftists. How fucked is the world when talking about shooting nazis becomes politically loaded.

>>33981085
Same here, what country?

>>33981111
Canada. anyway I have go or il be late.

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Clem. Grakata. Clem.

>>33981094
Nah, I was tired of the game before it went F2P.

>>33981085
Not going to post my Steam name, but if you guys ever encounter a guy who trolls in the Verdun chat (except for the team chat where he does try to say where the enemy is) and has a name that reminds you of the word for "vagina"...

...well, it is me.

>>33980482
nigga wot

>>33980555
honestly what the fuck is going on with that gun

its like a lever action reciever but a doublebarrel

>>33981190
the lower is the magazine tube and its a lever action rifle apparently

the game takes place in what most assume is a former soviet bloc country of some sort so one of them maybe

>>33981118
Same man, maybe we'll meet in the military

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>>33980848
Damn, that makes me kinda sad.

Also Kevin McCallister is /k/ as fuck.

>>33981190
Made to look like a Winchester 1892, but it operates like a break action slug gun in-game (fires two shots without action operation before it needs to be reloaded). Not the first frankengun in the half life series, there's also a double-barrel SPAS-12 with no option for semi auto fire and an MP7 chambered for 9x19mm and launches 40mm grenades out of the gas tube

>>33981080
Agreed. I'll even forgive him for being a glockfag.

That Anime was pretty /k/ approved, giant fighting robots aside.

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>>33980692
>2.99
top pleb
that said, all the lore and character interactions in TF2 crack me up, I gotta read the comics at some point

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>>33980625

>>33980557
Not him but the episodes did suck, a shadow of the full half life 2 game.

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>"Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy their lives. Ain't nothing fair."

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>>33980625
His affinity for guns is apparent.

>>33982437
Yeah but he stuffs the shells down the front of the barrels.

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SCHULTZSTAFFEL

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>>33982484

HALT! AYEEEEEE

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>>33982483
Doomguy is a gun magician, anon. It's canon.

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>>33982497

>>33980430
What am I looking at

>>33980638
Which goes to show you, venom, aka fake boss, was a better big boss than the real one.

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>military training begins at 15
>Active military service until 30
>They like guns
>They like human males

Take the turian fu pill.

>>33980482
List of things Big Boss did:
>Willingly got his ass handed to him by The Boss as "training"
>Exposed himself to nuclear detonation testing at Bikini Atoll
>Became a CIA spook and sneeki breeki'd in Russia for a bit before coming home and fucking off again
>Saved a bunch of prisoners in South America and beat up a faggot hard enough that said faggot had to get gud by becoming a cyborg ninja
>Founded an organization with old buddies and abandoned The Patriots after they went batshit crazy
>Found an operator buddy after various skirmishes in the jungle as a mercenary in South America
>Fought giant nuclear-capable war machines in South America with his butt budy after buying an oil rig from a KGB spook and his fake loli companion
>Broke into not-Guantanamo to save fake loli
>Got rekt and came out of his coma, tricking a body double to assume his identity while he fucked around to create his perfect country
>Fucked around during the Cold War and pulled enough strings to fuck up several generations of warfighters in an attempt to get his crazy old war officer to concede

He was crazy, but /k/ to the core.

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>>33980566

Nothing like a view of crippling poverty to spice up a champagne party.

>>33982483
what in the fuck are you talking about. He's CLEARLY using a break action shotty, this was clear to me since the first time I played DOOM in the 90s as a fucking kid, are you blind?

>>33980637
He was awesome. I wish I wasn't a huge cuck and talked Graham down at the last second. He's aesthetic with an amazing voice and role.

>>33980657
You can glean from the content of his games and from interviews that Kojima is an idealist who is anti-war and strictly anti-nuclear. However, he has a fascination with war and a deep respect for the men and machines that make up the often messy affairs. It's also good fodder for storytelling.

>>33980820
Good girls. Too bad one of them is a Les Bean.

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>>33982561
First contact war never forget
>Remove Ayy

>>33982633
Calm down asshole, it was a joke about id's shotgun animation. I can't remember the whole story, but I know that they ended up using the shotgun's muzzle end for the reload animation in D2.

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>>33982694

But what if they came to conquer your d?

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>>33982746
You are triggering my autism really bad right now.
Turians are supposed to be 6 feet and above, taller than the average human. That man has to be a giant.

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>>33982799

They're only 6 feet tall because Bioware needed an excuse to not have character height variation

Notice all humans are pretty much standard height as well in game... and asari, salarian krogan etc

>Not wanting a short stack turianfu

>>33982871
How mad were you in Andromeda when the Vera sex scene was a fade to black.

>>33982952

It's bioware being expected to animate physiology that isn't human oriented. I lost my faith in them 7 years ago

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>you'll never teach your new daughterfu to handle her first rifle.

>>33983082
>TFW they try to explain how some Asari identify as males

I just don't see how it's possible at all. Doubt they have a drop of any testosterone/alien equivalent hormones in their body. But of course it's post-Jade Empire Bioware so I guess it doesn't matter.

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"And with that, Haggard singlehandidly invaded a neutral country."

>>33983111

Is there any way for someone to be able to hit people from what looks like 50 yards without ever firing a rifle before?

>>33983219

I like to think B company is behind the scenes in every modern war game having shenanigans

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>>33980625

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Is MCOR /k/ approved?

>fightan corporate shillbots
>callin titans
>jumpin
>runnin

>>33983289
The squarest man alive.

>>33983289
>1946
>1960

I didn't realize Wolfenstein was that far into alternate timeline shit.

>>33981315
Don't forget the crossbow that magically heats up rebarb instantly

>>33980744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnVag2Nwaug

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>>33980848
Great, now I gotta dump some pictures

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I LOVE A CROWD

>>33981130
giant pussy?

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>>33980625
Holy cunts I enjoyed Doom 4 so fucking much. Every grisly, crunchy battle was fucking great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

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F

Sly Marbo for /k/ommando of the millenium?

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>>33983451

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>>33983521

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>disfigured
>lonely
>socially inept
>owns a bunch of guns

He's practically /k/ incarnate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwA57IxhQY

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Clean Clone Army

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>>33983531

>>33983529
I never noticed he had an SKS.

>>33983360
Yeah, the last game was full on Man in the High Castle.

>>33983360
thats literally what The New Order is about

its like way after the nazis have taken over pretty much everything

its a great game btw

>>33983554
Clone Troopers more tacticool then Stormtroopers desu~

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>>33983529

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>>33983578
>>33983563
Of course he would, especially for that time he's probably got a couple of them

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>>33983577
Then you get these dudes...

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I'm voting for Artyom

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Barry Burton, without a doubt.

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>>33983634
I never understood, artyom's mask looks completely different from the ones he uses in-game. With that said, what is the mask they use in-game?

>>33980128
>Big Boss
Solid Snake is objectively better
>Solid Snake, hero of Shadow Mosses, able to defeat some of the world's most lethal and dangerous operators alive
>Big Boss, hero of beating up slavs in a jungle, able to defeat a bunch of WWII veterans who can die waiting for you
>Solid Snake having a secret handshake with his best bro Otacon he would never tell Meryl about
>Big Boss has no handshake and would probably tell Boss about it anyway

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>>33983719
Here you go.

>>33983757
Redfield?

>>33983508
Underrated

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>The Drone is the oppressor
>The gluten-free Solgryn bread is the oppressor
>The AK-47 is the great equalizer
>I empower these people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJBOZC7XdQ

>>33980415
>thinking we have standards

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Travis Bickle

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>>33983807
This.

>>33983807
That was honestly beautiful

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>>33983734
never saw this form of it, based Venom

>>33983490

Anyone notice the possessed down there flipping off the Doom marine?

>>33984287
He's still pissed from the beginning.

>>33981126
pretty much most people on /k/

>>33982519
Car crash accident

>>33984458
Wrong, it was an edit to show what they'd look like with downs syndrome

>>33983701

Pretty sure that's the mask for the heavy armor.

>>33983807
Sorghum bread.
Made from Sorghum.

>>33981315
Yeah. Great gameplay, but pants on head retarded gun mechanics.

Day of defeat remedied most of that though

>>33983490
I don't understand the hate this game gets and it seems to mainly come from people who never played the game. Supposedly glory kills ruining the flow but they're quick enough and only done as needed that they're just free ammo or health pickups.

I hated the multiplayer on the modes that had demon runes enabled though.

>>33984664
I dont know, he's seen with it on as a normal part of his gear in all 3rd person cutscenes. But the in game mask I still dont know

>>33981080
>totally autistic
>child soldier
>carries ALL the time

Yep.

>>33980128
You best take that back

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>>33980625
I was going to post this too. We all should strive to be doomguy. Man past month I played through all the doom games. D4 did a good job.

>>33984758
On paper it sounds bad idea and seem to break the flow BUT in practice it didnt really, it kinda reinforce the attidue of the character/game and mechaniclly too.

I was one of the shitposters who hated the idea until i played it and the flow felt good.

The MP is not badly made but it doesnt keep SP flow. It feels slow and player feedback isnt satsifying. It feels like a different game.

>>33980744
"it's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and i'm all out of ass"
-Dick Kick'em shortly before his death

>>33985248
how did i fuck that up so badly

It's like you fucks aren't trying.
The payday crew is the most /k/ here.
>Autistic(Wolf)
>Has oldfags(Dallas) who like revolvers.
>Fuckers so crazy they Mosin Nagant bayonet a armored fuck.
>Shitposting bong(Hoxton)
>/b/ fag(Bain)
>Shitty Milsurp guy (One sniper dude you can buy as an asset)
>Trap(clover, Sydney, and sokol)
>Ambush(Bonnie)
>Fur/mlp/ fag (wolf)
>STABBING PEOPLE WITH A AMERICAN FLAG
>Stoner(Bohdi)
>Dirty criminal wannabe (Sokol)
>Actual Russian but is still a pissy bitch but sometimes yells CYKA(Sokol)
>Illegal ayylmao(Sangres)
>Has to constantly fight amongst themselves over wearing armor or going high speed, low drag.
>Actual military fag who only gets "denks 4 serbice"(chains)
>Memes(face it. You fags post Facebook shit everyday)
>Somehow their retarded ideas work.
>Somehow their brilliant ideas fail.
>No one really likes them.
>None of them actually have a proper social life except amongst themselves.
They are /k/ as a whole.

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Major Degtyarev, for sure.

>>33984000
Looks like I'm going to play Phantom Pain for the 3rd time this year

>>33982799
picking him up dude

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anglerfish team

>>33985390
Stole a laff from me. Hits too close home

>>33983219
This. If the Bad Company, especially Haggard, isn't the embodiement of /k/, then I don't know who is.

Because it sure isn't Solid Snake, Domingo Chavez, Strelok or any kind of efficient operator.

>>33979010
Soldier is fucking /k/ as fuck if not for it being le racist xD he would be ranting about having a nigger on his team

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>>33983701
I hate that they replaced artyom's voice with some Liam Nissan faggot in Last Light. I loved the 2033 voice. Guy sounded like he'd actually been through some shit.

>>33982561
>They like human males
W-what

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>>33985893

you mean yukari specifically,right?

>>33982570
>tfw no fake loli companion

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>>33980820
This and pic related are the only correct answers

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>>33980922
Favorite game of all time here boss

>>33982561
Turian women are the Red Ryder bb guns of ayy women, you'll put your eye out kid. Still would fug one tho
>>33982871
not him but nigga i'd demand a tall qt turian, 6ft or up damn it

>>33983219
>tfw will never singlehandidly invade a neutral country
every time i look at a map and see tajikistan still exists i think,"I could invade that."

>>33980615
>ywn play a shitty map for the first time again
I think my first match ever was on dustbowl

>>33986978
What are you doing with your life?

>>33982296

My favorite memory of that game was when John just got to mexico like 2 days ago and is naturally already in a gunfight, and while in cover reloading, he yells, "You must be these 'bendejos' I keep hearin about!"

>>33987140
Evidently, playing TF2

>>33985390
Does Jacket count as part of the Payday crew? Even if it's not a canon appearance.

>>33983529
>delete this

>>33987306
Any reason pictures arent working today? I'll just do it this way: http://i.imgur.com/kKyhL04.jpg

>>33983669
This this this this this

>>33980638
That wasn't his plan, his plan was to create a world of perpetual warfare where absolutely everyone's a soldier armed to the teeth
That's also pretty much what happens in MGS4

>>33985390
This..... is disturbing

>>33985390
WE'LL MAK'EM (make'm?) REMEMBER THE DAY THEY FOUGHT THE PAYDAY GANG

>>33980397
artyom was just about the least operator of all the characters in that book. and I hated the ending. the rest of it was awesome though

>>33984504
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew .
desu fish or seroids

>>33980615
>dubspol is shit
f2p detected

>>33980128
>TF2 fucking sucks
Agreed. I never saw the draw or fun in the game.

>>33983531
kinda arousing

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>>33985747
i prefer strelok because he looks way more slavic

>>33981080
>That scene where he tries to talk to women but only talks about guns and tanks

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>>33980912
>Was about to reply, "What the fuck, we're not the bad guy"
>Realize exactly what you meant
Oh fuck

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This guy and this movie made me love guns, but I don't know if we call call him /k/ tho

>>33988910
>the entire movie deeply relate with D-fens
>understand his plight, laugh at shit
>movie ends
>fuck.

>>33985747
Major deg:
> goverment bitch sent in to accomplish military task and spy on stalkers
"Hello my fellow stalkers I too enjoy radiation abd vodka. Cyka!"

Strelok:
> nameless wanderer roaming the zone for his identity
>Single handedly destroys the brain scorcher, allowing acess to pripyat and the Cnpp for the first time ever
> literally the first sane human to resist the monolith
Best story, best map set, the definition of a stalker who conquered the zone

>>33983701
heavy armor changes the mask hes using but the animation shows the same one the whole game.