>Start watching a gun review video >It's in Canada

>implying thats bad

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>>33972824
>implying that accent and saying "eh" every other word is a good thing.

>>33972455
Leafs have cucked gun laws and whatnot, but their gun owners are bretty gud.

>>33972841
It's kinda arousing really
>can you imagine them going eh eh eh eh eh in bed?

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>>33972865
>tfw no qt Canadian Christian redhead to have lovemaking in missionary position

>>33972891
why live?

>>33972891
>Female

>>33972891
>lovemaking in missionary position

Too hardcore man.

>>33973014
It's fine if the penis is feminine.

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>>33973017

>>33973017
Asking for a friend
Is it gay if the trap has a bigger dick than you?

>>33973126
Only if you feel intimidated by it.

>>33973126
No
you would be the female in that case, tho

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>>33973017
>feminine penis

>>33972841

Coming from an American that's fucking rich.

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>>33973377
I'm not American
I'm Texan.

>>33973126

Asking for a friend
Who is the most convincing trap out there? The jaws and shoulders give away most, the obvious fake tits and lips give away the rest

>>33973717
Melody Lane or something like that.

I'd look it up to verify but I'm at work right now so yeah.

>>33973570

Being a Texan is a fate worse than death.

>>33972455
Canada is the 51st US State. What's the problem?

>>33973777
pls gib FALs and AKs then burger-senpai

>>33973763

Sounds like you can't get 30 round mags, Enchiladas, BBQ, and drive a modified car without paperwork to me

>>33973794
You'll get an AR-15 and you'll fucking like it you damn Hoser.

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>>33973796
Also probably no...
Whataburger
HEB
Economy
Jobs

>>33973796
>beef barbecue

Seriously though, I just couldn't stand the heat.

>>33973838
Sorry I don't like plain jane rifles eh

>>33973845

I spared the details to try and make a jab since he wouldn't know the truth anyways, but yes.

>HEB
None in DFW, god help me. I grew up around San Antonio and miss HEB so much, hit em up when I go south to visit

>>33973850
>Seriously though, I just couldn't stand the heat.

I understand, but I've never not known the summer heat. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see snow until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but blinding

>>33973794
gib norincos

>>33972455
Why do Canadians continue to think their opinions matter?

>>33973860
Not in my United States of Whatever. Stay North. I guard the ICE wall here in Wisconsin against you white walkers.

>>33973919

C'mon man, they're like our little brother. We want them to be like us, and they want to be like us, they just have to figure themselves out. In the meantime we make fun of them but at the same time if anybody else fucked with them there'd be hell to pay

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>>33974026
Awkward moment when this is redicously accurate. Just got my American citizenship and am moving in from canada too own all those sweet fuckin AKs and ARs gonna have multiples of both and going to enlist.

>>33973919
I'm into a "certain kind" of pornography. The girl is Canadian. So what's the issue? They are just like us.

>>33972891
>while holding hands
>and making eye contact
>and whispering nice things to her about how pretty she is and how much you love her

>>33974074
>just like us
>maple syrup blood
>only wears moose leather
>part French
>and not the good parts of being French
>strange gun laws
>unpredictable Asian population
>so polite sometimes it's suspicious
>prime minister cuck
>only day light 3 times a year
>entire country is possibly bi-sexual
>
>country is wider than tall but provinces are divided vertically
>significant Eskimo population
>some folks smell like fish and others like sheep

>>33974313
Well I see it different. If a Canadian wants to talk shit about Uncle Sam I'd be the first to put him in his lane. Otherwise I think they are pretty bro tier. At least our /k/anadians.

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>>33974084
You kinky degenerate.

>>33972455
Where else are you going to get info on chink shit thats banned in the US?

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>>33974084
>she moans lightly into your ear how much she loves you, so much that she will stay with you till the end of time
>and follow you into dark

God, how much more degenerate can we get?

>>33973717
>>>/t/771520

>>33973016
Nah, its cool. The lights are out, its between the sheets, and its strictly for procreation

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>>33975563
>procreation
s-s-sshut up damnit/

>>33976563
can an SKS be like this and holstered to the side like a pistol?

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>>33972891
>>33974084
>>33974438
I didn't came here for feels

>>33972853
true i'd rather have /k/ infested with maplebacks instead of aussies

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>>33973860
>FAL
>FROM ERA WHEN PAINTING THE RIFLE WAS THE EXTENT OF CUSTOMIZATION
>NOT PLAIN JANE
>Has brown hair, blue eyes and is a tall, thin girl with C-D titties.
Are you retarded?

>>33976661
It would have to be much longer with the gas tube and whatnot

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>>33974084
>>33974438

>>33973739
That jawline looks too male

>>33972455
Mugi, post something for god sake!

>>33977687
>if she's a man than I'm a man.