/k/ greentext thread

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I wish it was raining hard here, ill post a few to keep this alive

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>>33963275
Yeah my outdoor range got rained on hardcore so I couldnt go shooting today

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This was part of a range story thread a few days ago.

>>33963425
>That sounds like us
oh boy

>>33963328
American gooks are the best group of lads you could hope to meet.

>>33963819
thats true

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oop time for derailment

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yes sir

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ive been here way too long

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>>33963993
You and me both.

>>33963463
This one is pretty great desu.

>>33964056
need some more like that

>>33964087
>actually read his entire book in a /k/ scan dump
pretty gud

>>33964087
It's remarkable how akin this is to a greentext story

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Not quite /k/ but still good.

>>33964345
Thank fucking christ ive been looking for this one

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The legendary drunk stalker of /k/
Some drawfag should make a comic of this.

>>33963546
fake and gay

>>33964415
fuck if I know but that's a good observation. What led you to believe that?

>>33963425
>>33963425
>sharpening his E-Tool like he's gonna slice some heads
>wearing a Core Drill

I'm sure he'll be handy once the aliens com knocking.

>>33964444
Certainly wasn't those goddamn quads

>>33963924
posted in every fucking thread
overdone and gay, no longer funny, please kys

>>33964087
i love this one

so, so much

>>33963946
you too
>>33964485

>>33964485
>>33964493
We got another one boys!

>>33964444
>hiking in poland with a gun
>uncle's karabiner-s

yeah its bullshit

>>33964444
where do i begin

>open missle silos
>KGB
>parents acting sketchy

>>33964527
Well it's pretty obvious just enjoy it

>>33963425
I wish I met people that interesting

>>33964605
Not a lot of opportunity to though, right?

>>33964087
The world runs on stories like this.

>>33964561
Also fake and gay Chenobyl has guards.

>>33965026
It's fucking 4chan. It's ALL Fake and gay

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>Meanwhile in the Pacific ocean

>>33965247
what the fuck

>>33965247
what the fuck

>>33965247
Fap fap fap

>>33964087
I remember this. It's the second coolest story I've read about flying an SR-71

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/the-sr-71-blackbirds-most-spectacular-flyover-was-also-1719654907

>>33963328
lol, not that the fact they are chinese has anything to do with it but who does that? are people really that immature at a shooting range, loudly talking shit about other shooters and how they suck and how they arent as good as you?

or was it just because they hate non FOB chinks? they probably saw that anon as a traitor to the PRC

>>33963224
Anyone got the one where the Anon's Mother's geese killed his pet duck Quackers, so he made one eat shotgun and used another as a club against the stragglers?

>>33964087
>you boys have a good one
This always brings smile to my face whenever I see it

>>33964076
I'm using my phone right now and I can't find them :((

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>>33964457
You might enjoy this, too

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>>33963546
>guns in poland
lmao

i'm a pole btw.

>>33964444
checked

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>>33964336
Probably because it's re-written.

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>>33969264
Might as well dump the whole book's scan somewhere in a bit.

>>33969276
https://www.mediafire.com/?ulxc9ycat7wfr95
PDF of Sled Driver

>>33968913
I really like koko's jacket

Anybody have the Bap Rap?

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>>33969696

>>33969366
I like it too, pants aren't half bad either.

>>33969879
But we can't see the pants. I guess we'll have to take your word for it.

>>33969749
Hely fucking shit my sides hate you but I thank you

>>33963328
I got to see the thread in action; feels good

>>33969749
Holy shit. This is unreal

>>33964201

I'm the one what did that

I used to have the scans on my Dropbox but they were taken down by copyright sadly

I still have them buried on my hard drive...

>>33972446
If this is still around tomorrow I'll dump from my phone if I decide to procrastinate

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>>33963224

>>33963369
That is spooky as fuck. What in the hell was that? Any ideas?

>>33969749
Lel I remember that thread.

>>33972660
Fiction

>>33963369
wasn't this proven fake?
spooky nevertheless

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>>33965685
>Like most former WWII British airfields, the one we were looking for had a small tower and little surrounding infrastructure. Walter told me we were close and that I should be able to see the field, but I saw nothing. Nothing but trees as far as I could see in the haze. We got a little lower, and I pulled the throttles back from 325 knots we were at. With the gear up, anything under 275 was just uncomfortable. Walt said we were practically over the field-yet; there was nothing in my windscreen. I banked the jet and started a gentle circling maneuver in hopes of picking up anything that looked like a field. Meanwhile, below, the cadet commander had taken the cadets up on the catwalk of the tower in order to get a prime view of the fly-past. It was a quiet, still day with no wind and partial gray overcast. Walter continued to give me indications that the field should be below us but in the overcast and haze, I couldn’t see it. The longer we continued to peer out the window and circle, the slower we got. With our power back, the awaiting cadets heard nothing. I must have had good instructors in my flying career, as something told me I better cross-check the gauges. As I noticed the airspeed indicator slide below 160 knots, my heart stopped and my adrenalin-filled left hand pushed two throttles full forward. At this point we weren’t really flying, but were falling in a slight bank. Just at the moment that both afterburners lit with a thunderous roar of flame (and what a joyous feeling that was) the aircraft fell into full view of the shocked observers on the tower. Shattering the still quiet of that morning, they now had 107 feet of fire-breathing titanium in their face as the plane levelled and accelerated, in full burner, on the tower side of the infield, closer than expected, maintaining what could only be described as some sort of ultimate knife-edge pass.
is it wrong to be erect?

>>33972980
maybe some aren't a fake man, I personally don't know but one can hope, right?

>>33973251
I have no idea, I've been in the thread since the begging and haven't seen many spooks
>>33968913
Fucking legend

Does anyone have the one where the OP fucked himself with a shotgun barrel and had to go to the hospital?

>>33973832
no, but I wish I did

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>>33973832
>>33973904
gotch'u senpai

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>>33974017
oh fucking hell it always gets me

>>33963224
REMOVE HONK

>>33974017
Holy shit, kek

>>33973635
>is it wrong to be erect?
Yes. Fortunately, I came.

>>33974082
10/10 would space operate to aid in conflict with

>>33975075
To bad we can't experience that in our lifetime

>>33975228
But moist nuggets probably could. If we put them in enough cosmoline.

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>>33976377
>be me
>read post
>urge to purchase nugget and submerge it in cosmoline inside of a time capsule intensifies

>>33963425
>need to use as many acronyms as possible to show how operator I am

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>>33963224
Hail to the Queen ob /k/

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>>33977528
Hail to the Queen of /k/
Part 2

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>>33977531
Hail to the Queen of /k/
Part 3

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>>33964087

>>33977528
>>33977531
>>33977535
shit that was a good read

>>33976377
that's true let's do it

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>>33972452

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Don't know if this belongs here, but I like it

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>>33964087
>F-18 pilot's face

Anyone have more snippets like
>>33964087
>>33969264
>>33969276
instead of these totally, absolutely, completely hilarious /k/ screencaps?

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>>33979658
>>33979776

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>>33977528
>>33977531
>>33977535

Holy..... living FUCK

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Long one

>>33982412
ah fuck man, now I'm sad

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Always gives me a chuckle.

>>33966865
a /k/ classic

>>33982396
good read

>>33982412
W-WHAT HAPPENED?!
DID HE EVER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD???

>>33982412
Anybody know the status of Galaxy or Parkinson's Anon?

Last I heard there was some fucky things with him and child custody.

>>33969879
He walks among us, the only Tripfag I respect.

>>33979640
I always think of Mjolnir whenever i see that thumbnail

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>>33977528
This guy never came back to finish these threads, never posted about any of his guns again or showed himself in any other thread. The collection is nice but he was just a collector stroking his epeen
>pic to keep on topic

>>33982350
My sides have reached Pluto

>>33963224
cool story bro

>>33973805
You're high I hope they're all fake. I don't want to have to deal with skinwalkers

>>33986094
I'll never understand how people can stick things in their and sometimes go so far as to stick things so far down they can tickle the insides of their bladder. I tried sticking things in there twice and both times my dick burned for hours and pissing hurt for almost 2 days.

>>33965026
You can tours pretty easily still.
One of my photographer friends did it a few years ago

>>33982412
>my daughter's mother

>>33987118
You are the same breed of person that believes S.T.A.L.K.E.R challenge stories.

>>33987568
Never said I believed the shit in the image I just asked how people can do shit like
>>>/gif/10574690

>>33964345
Shit, now I want to have my own bro-crows

>>33977528
>>33977531
>>33977535
I almost lost balance and faint

>>33963425
doesn't this guy post here?

>>33987945
See>>33969879