>blocks your path What did you say about the greatest empire

>>33960478
WE WUZ EMPIRE AND SHEEEEET

>whatever else happens you will always have anglobros
>and some pajeets
Pretty comfy

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>>33960478
>What did you say about the greatest empire in history, faggot?
1914 was over 100 years ago fegits
Also
>tfw the Nepali will never sit behind you and teach you how to sharpen a blade, slowly guiding your hand over the whetstone

Nothing, especially if they have a fucking Gurkha

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>>33960604
>The bantz will be eternal, as will the friendship
The eternal anglo alliance is a beautiful thing

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>>33960621
>1914 was over 100 years ago fegits

Yes it was, good job with your counting.

Now, what does that date have to do with the empire on which the sun never sets?

>>33960621
>the Nepali will never sit behind you
No.
Never let a Gurkha sit behind you, especially if they still have their knife.

>>33960478
I am sorry for your loss.
*Hug*

We were Kangs.

Oh wait the US is still the dominant Empire. Have fun with thread.

>>33960716
The US achievements are purely British achievements.

I'm proud of you son. But i don't agree with all those niggers you have.

>>33960722
I don't agree with you locking yourself in the bathroom and letting a bunch of mudshits live in the rest of your house

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>>33960478

What was that about the greatest empire in history?

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>>33960478
>Canadian is the most boring looking girl in the whole lineup
I-I know we're pretty "literally who"-tier now but we were still kinda cool back in WWI...

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>>33960730

Or Muslims are well behaved and broadly educated indfividuals.

you shouldn't let your genetic fear of non Christians blind you to the apes that you have let in.

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>>33960801
Sure they are.

>>33960478
>korean runes
fuck man, just fuck.

>>33960478
The Australian and the Nepali girl are the cutest desu.

>>33961012
If not all white men are cis white scums , then why are all arabs rapists then ?

>>33960801
"white"

>>33960478
None of this would have happened if you left Germany alone.
Was it worth it?

>>33960478
>balls deep in qt Canadian
shits good mang

>>33961089
If you had a tumor and the doctor told you that not all of the cells were malignant, would you tell him to leave it in there?

>>33960801
I have been to Londonistan, and other UK cities that are "mostly whites" and its a fucking nightmare, i'd say 80%plus are sandniggers, and half the time the whites you meet are cute as fuck polish.

>>33961089
>changes from "well behaved" to "they're not ALL rapists"
kind of hope this gets deleted

>>33960478
Does anyone know what the girl in-between Australia and Canada is?

>>33960801
>Liverpool

They may be white, but they're Scousers.

>>33961255
New Zealand I'd guess.

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>>33960478
What are you saying to me fifth place?

>>33961323
No, Australia and Canada, not Australia and South Africa

>>33961255
newfoundland

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>>33961339
>tfw your wife's son is older than you are

>>33961323
No NZ is on the opposite side of Aus
>>33961255
Newfoundland apparently
Learned some history today

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>>33960478
I said I'm leaving.

>>33960790
She's trying her best, don't bully.

>>33961467
But anon, hats are for bully

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>>33961398
You wanna say that again you bloody inbred potato?

>>33961467
>Doing her best by holding a severely damaged e-tool
Face it mang, Canada is boring, boring basic brunette pony tail, no fancy hat, no LBE, basic pants+tunic uniform. She has the least noticeable features of every other country in that lineup.

>>33961579
A clumsy girl who still tries her best is v. cute.

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>>33961398
FUCK YOU DAD I'M STAYING WITH MOM

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>>33961255
Newf
>>33961361
>>33961370
Newf gals are turbo cute.
That's why I married one. Adorable little blondie who swears a lot, drinks a lot and bakes a lot. Strongly recommend Newfie women to my anglobros.

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>>33961630
NO YOU AREN'T
(different person than
>>33961398 )

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>>33961818
CAN'T STOP ME, I'VE GOT NEW FRIENDS NOW

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>>33961849
NO. YOU. AREN'T.

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>>33961860
why are the images so tiny :(

>>33961579
>damaged e-tool
May need to brush up on your history of useless Canadian innovations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MacAdam_Shield_Shovel

Newfie also has the wrong uniform.

>>33962444
I'm Canadian and this is the first I've heard of this debacle.
Fuck, bud. This is too funny.
>try to invent magical shield/shovel combo
>get shield that can't stop pistol rounds
>get shovel with a fuckoff big hole in er
Good job, buddy!

>>33960478
>What did you say about the greatest empire in history
Leaf blades a shit. Gladii Pompeiorum are where it's at.

>>33960478
Where's the first one from?

>>33961305
Better than mancs

>>33961579
>doesn't know a MacAdam (McAdam?) shovel when he sees one

do you even obscure Canadian equipment bro

>>33964102
South Africa

>>33960478
But Dad I don't want to share my room with Rangi, Can't he just have one island?

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>>33961579

>severely damaged e-tool

>>33960680
Because that empire doesn't exist anymore and if it were to block my path today I would brush it aside with a branch I found on the side of said path

>>33962491
>AT LEAST WE ARE TRYING

Canada summed up in a sentence.

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>>33960790
>boring
Canada is the only grill sensible enough to wear a helmet. I may usually have a thing for redheads, but in this scenario, I'll take the qt least likely to get brained by Hun shrapnel.

>>33961814
I'll keep that in mind. Do they like tall dudes? And what's their opinion on the western provinces?
>>33961579
>boring is bad
Canada-chan is for tender loving and head-patting while telling her it's alright she burned the cereal

>>33966512
>you will never march beside your commonwealth brothers
>even though I'm not remotely Anglo

Feels bad man.

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>>33966551
You don't need to be Anglo to bring glory to the Commonwealth, friend. You just need to fight for it.

>>33966551
You could petition to join. Mozambique did and they had no prior history with the British empire at all.

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>>33960478

>Union Jack
><Lady MacGlorgarglaran-ffoulkes of Appin
><Viscountess Smythe-Glasses-Smithee

>but there's not a Jones Twostroke Too dual wielding leeks...
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>33962444
That is hilariously retarded

>>33961140
This analogy is somehow even worse than the fucking terrible bowl of skittles analogy.

>>33960478
Go back to monkey island faggots and to your shitty colonies/puppets

>>33967891
t.shartnik

>>33962444
>first the Ross rifle then this
Those poor trench canucks never had a chance.

>>33966533
Not the guy you asked, but also a Newfie. Their tastes vary, honestly. As long as you aren't an asshole and you can hold your liquor, you'll be fine.
Also, they loves b'ys from Oilberta, if that's what you're asking.

>>33970075
>they love boys from oilberta
Who doesn't.

>>33970107
Fair.

>>33960759
British empire cover more land.

>>33960478
that it's been dead for a long time and now only anime weebs glorify it online

>>33962491
Their webbing also strangled them when heavily loaded. You can thank our nut job defines minister Sam Hughes who insisted on all of the above mentioned kit. Read" Vimy" by Pierre Burton. Hughes was a real head case.

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>>33960478
you lost everything after world war 2 and now people collect trinkets from your dead empire and draw anime girl caricatures of the great commonwealth you once ruled. the only redeeming part of your rainy miserable island is that the brown people you imported en masse make good food

>>33961305
Scousers have top tier bantz, dont deny it.