/k/ vs 60 midgets with obrez

Got 17 rounds of 9mm on tap so I guess I pile up 17 dead midgets in a hallway and hope they create a barricade enough to keep the rest out.

>>33951470
>obrez
desu senpai 60 of anything each armed is going to win against 1 man, unless I have a concrete/steel machine gun nest death funnel in my house

>>33951470
60 round surefire mag, a shoelace and my Piston driven Bren 805

nakedly screech at them from the top of the fridge

>>33951470
Laugh until deaht.

>>33951511
>checked
That's pretty much my plan but I want to be covered in baby oil while furiously masturbating as well.

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>>33951470
>open closet
>unleash 10 chainsaw roombas
>hide in closet until the screams go quiet
problem solved.

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>>33951470

>>33951470
>our house is being raided by 60 midgets, each one with an obrez. They're pretty fast and they're funneling in through the front door like a human avalanche. Wat do?

Duck Billed 12 gauge fired ankle high; they'll get kneecapped and have their nads blown off.

>>33951530
>chainsaws start to tear into the closet

>>33951564
>ankle high
They'll get decapitated.

>>33951596
The created return for their creator. Its like a futuristic Frankenstein.

>>33951596
>the midgets are riding on top of them
>the midgets are grinning