/k/ Patches

>WHERE CAN I FIND X?????
CHECK THE FUCKING PASTEBIN NIGGER

>WHAT DO YOU DO WITH PATCHES
WE WEAR THEM ON BAGS, SHIRTS, JACKETS, HATS AND OTHER CLOTHING ARTICLES. OTHERWISE WE DISPLAY THEM ON VELCRO PANELS.

>>33951224
What about keychains?

>>33951257
buttholes

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>>33951257
those go in the ass

>>33951257
take a guess Hawking

>>33951204
Who sells the /k/ keychains?

>>33951298
pastebin

>>33951298
That one is Ai's.

>>33951290
And this is why you get weights for your skirts

>>33951266
Dubs for truth.

>>33951269
This... this isnt real right?

>>33951366
how much do you charge for lolis?

>>33951366
Oh its real alright

>>33951379
..... Naaaaaaaah. Nah man.

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>suddenly an order for a single Serb-chan after the shitfling last thread

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Please make this a patch

>>33951403
?

>>33951409
Just left a reminder to myself to draw a whole lot of dicks on his package.

>>33951403
so someone bought one just to dispute you?

>>33951400
It is, I saw it myself.

>>33951400
I'm the soul who sent him the 10 bucks

>>33951420
Doubt it.

>>33951407
yeas

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>>33951427
>>33951435

>>33951452
FN FAnaL

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Any more of this coming soon?

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>>33951452
its real, really real

>>33951474
>isn't Trllz's patch
Kys

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>>33951466
gave me a chuckle

>>33951478
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1494715455591.webm

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>>33951481
>there will never be a KS anime

>>33951269
>>33951266
It makes me wonder, did he take off the ring before insertion or did he do the whole monty.

>>33951545
I think he took off the ring, pretty sure I didnt see it

Waiting for packages from Merlin, Wood, Neet and Ai. Life is suffering.

>>33951586
I buy things and almost immediately forget about them so anything i receive is a welcome surprise

>>33951545
I wonder how much it would cost to make a bunch of gun-shaped buttplugs

>>33951512
We can dream

>>33951648
https://www.dallasnovelty.com/oxballs-buttzooka-silicone-gun-shaped-butt-plug-black/
ehh

>>33951624
SAme. Plus since they usually take ages to arrive I forget what I've orderd

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Time to shill my autistic rotary engine patch :D http://rarehunters.bigcartel.com/

>>33951660
Should have seen that coming, honestly.
>$115
damn son

>>33951747
I dont get it but i love how it looks

AI why is the little metal keychain so expensive?

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Anon wanted this to be more possible to do. On the patch idea of Join or Die, I was thinking 2hu for that since it looks like the Dont Tread on Me one appears to be screen printed

>>33951850
I think it would look much better as a gas chamber

A patch with the 2d structure of zyklon-b/hydrogen cyanide

>>33951919
sounds straight up skog's alley with the tagline "lefty medicine"

>>33951919
>>33951969
Skog please. But only after you drop the tottenthingy
>inb4 triggered autists

>>33951848
Because it cost me a lot to get made.

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>>33952022

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So I just recently got the first payment in my re-up bonus. Thinking about maybe getting an embroidery machine and designing some patches with some of that money, both for /k/, and possibly the local foundry courses.

Do any of the shop anons use their own embroidery machines? or do you all outsource the embroidery?

If you do, do you have recommendations on machines to get or avoid?

>>33951804
thanks :)

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>>33952030
>disgusting western piggu "women"

>>33952049
>do you have recommendations
Yeah, to fuck off. You're the millionth faggot to show up with some spare money and say he's going to buy a sewing machine and make patches.

You're not going to, and should stop wasting our time.

>>33952068
>germ ridden Earth-women

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>>33952068

>>33951586
>currently waiting on seven shipments
>spent $120 on patches in the last three days
fuck me gently

>>33951747
i meant to get one of those last time i saw you post it. ordering now.

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>>33952092
I'd love to riddle you with my germs

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where do i get this patch?

>>33952111
Hit me with that wet spirochaete daddy

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>>33952133
???

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>>33951919
I have this design lying around.

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>>33952101
Thanks :D

Also apparently I got an order last month. Ill send you something extra for the wait iowa anon

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>>33952030
>Emma Watson
she doesn't even classify herself as female anymore. she's now a gender-neutral feminist.

Watch the parade of mentally ill """women""" at MTV Awards 2017: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Jh4nZhy-8

In the west, women aren't even women anymore.

>>33952155
You're ballsy for a German.

>>33952049
>Thinking about maybe getting an embroidery machine
>every
>thread
>every
>day

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>>33952313
Thanks... I guess?

>>33952313
Polarise go. No one here feels like getting scammed.

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>>33952359
>>33952083
Sounds like something that should either go in the pastebin, or get a separate pastebin then

>>33952441
maybe we should make a pastebin of pastebins

>>33952441
No, it sounds like common fucking sense. It doesn't take more than two or three brain cells to realize that an embroidery machine capable of producing patches with a tolerable level of detail at a useful rate is going to cost more than you could possibly make by selling patches to a handful of autistic NEETs on a polynesian engraving board.

Cracker, what is the progress with the Nordsphere

>>33952646
and, on top of that, is there an anglosphere restock in the works that I haven't heard about?

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HURRY THE FUCK UP

>>33952049
If you're not getting the one in this video, don't bother

http://sendvid.com/8in1w7pm

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>/k/ working on an Ed Edd n Eddy patch
>Not any of this shit

>>33952728
Was no shit just talking about doing a Megas patch either earlier today or yesterday

>>33952728
Seems like they might look better as stickers

>>33952754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-kYiDbG39s

those aren't the best

>>33952646
Seeing if I can't get some progress done tonight here. Had to move and started work out West a couple of days ago, so I'm catching up on things as they come along at the moment.

>>33952692
Should be able to get one in come payday here, whenever that is.

>>33952767
Dope. I look forward to them both.

>>33952754

Both wouldnt be bad. Lets just say there's someone I know who's huge on this series. If I was the want any patch, it'd be the plate and 8 ball, mayve even the main logo too.

>>33952767
As an aside on the Nordsphere edits:
I'm seeing two versions on your website. One is five-sided; the other is six-sided and includes the Faroe Islands. IMHO the five-sided is better - best to keep it only sovereign nations, plus it the Anglosphere is also five-sided so they'd match.

>>33952767
Anglo my shit up, would cop

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I'm having a limited run of these made.

G-11 Come and Take It for the Cucknucks and a Come Take What's Left for Cuck York/Cuckfornia losers.

Sample isn't merrowed. They'll be merrowed.

>>33952941
noice
any plans for a woven Yandere restock? It'd be great to get both in the same order.

>>33952979

Yeah I'm restocking Yandere soon. Maybe I'll put it in tonight. I'm waiting on the second of the set now and I'll post pictures when I get the new sample.

So wheres this patch discord i keep hearing about

Any /k/ patch companies ship to Australia?

>>33953052
most do, don't see why they wouldn't

>>33953052
Most here do, from what I've seen.

>>33952843
There's been some conflict on which is better. Had a vote for it a couple months back and the feedback was pretty much equal on both sides as to whether Faroe Islands should be included or not.

Regardless of which version is inevitably put out though, I still have to work on flag accuracy. Scandinavian anons in general were pretty solid on that.

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>>33952728
>>33952738
Ha, small world. Loved the TV show but I haven't been able to think up a good design for it. Maybe just the silouhette?


Also, there's a poll up to decide which genre for patches I should gear towards.

https://strawpoll.com/5r39ebe

>>33953158
Can you post the anglosphere design that's coming up? I'd love to see it have my native Scottish flag on it.

Will the Natalia restock be arriving around the same time? I don't really want to spend shedloads of money on multiple shipments when I can instead be buying patches.

>>33953183
Stop making /v/irgin related shit and tv crap stick to /k/ for fucks sake that's like /fa/ coming here and selling their patches

>>33953251
show us your designs then

>>33953022
email me

>>33953183
same
It's been a cunt to come up with one

Was thinking either "chicks dig giant robots" or "where's first gear again?"

>>33952941
>SAFE RIFLE
Just end me

>>33953290
Can I join?

>>33953247
Pretty sure the Anglosphere is just going to be a restock of what's already up on his site. It has a UK flag.

Isn't the whole point of Scotland being separate from [A/E]ngland the fact that its people are Scottish and not [A/E]nglish and, therefore, Scotland, as a distinct identity separate from the UK, wouldn't properly be part of the [A/E]nglosphere? Obviously, yes, the folks in Scotland do speak English nowadays, but, historically speaking, they're only part of the Anglosphere because they're England's bitches.

>>33953386
are you a sperg?

>>33953453
No?

>>33953460
email me

>>33953390
>Scottish and not [A/E]nglish and, therefore, Scotland, as a distinct identity separate from the UK

The bit where you compare Scotland and England and then draw conclusions about the UK is the bit where you went wrong.

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Would anyone be interested in making one of these?

>>33953504
Well, yeah, the UK is a union of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, but we all know who wears the pants in that relationship.

>>33953527
Ok

>>33951204
Does anyone still sell Sora no Woto patches? I'm having trouble finding them in any of the stores.

>>33953551
sold out

>>33953551
Skinnie had them. If he's out of stock then he's out of stock. I have seen other versions, but not offered by folks here; you'll have to see what your google-fu can dredge up.

>>33952149
Not him, but where do I get THIS patch?

>>33953803
the guy who posted about it and in the pastebin

>>33951367
I dont get this meme.

>>33953551
gotta restock

I'm looking for a patch where I want to say "I will kill anyone who crosses me" but with a nice * polite attitude.

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>>33953881

>>33954131
>>33954146
>>33954161
well did

>>33954180
no one ever said i was an expert at 4channing

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>>33953881

Yo i really want an azov battlaion patch. Know where i can get some?

Well put my e-mail in to get notifications to get a FAL Keychain.

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>>33954431
post it ITT with your creditcard number and a picture of the back side of the card

>>33954426
>mongol subhumans larping as nazis
The trash can

>>33953183
REMOVE DMV patch?

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>>33953251
Ok, what did you have in mind?

>>33953290
>chicks dig giant robots

Read my mind. Go for it man, I have enough on my plate.

>>33954543
Eh, I will leave it up to NEET for now.
Also, I found 2 War Butterfly patches while looking through old containers. They're up right now. GO GO GO!

>>33954426
I've seen some on ebay with a store in Ukraine.

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>noCostanzapatches.PNG

>>33955333
That is a uh.... very lovely hand.

>>33955333
Nice trips, and nice working man's hands

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>>33955337

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>>33954988
>I found 2 War Butterfly patches while looking through old containers.
My deus vult and psyops patch just shipped. Why, why do you torture my wallet so? You make the best patches, you sometimes take weeks shipping them and then you do shit like this. I wanna hate fuck you so hard.

>>33951204
So do you have info on what website sells this keychain OP, really need it for reasons.
>>33951301
>>33951307
Why even bother typing these out without fucking answering the question for anon you shitcunts.

test

>>33955712
Its an imageboard not an improv stage

>>33955698
The guy literally said what store is selling them you tard.

>>33954988
>add one to my cart
>go to checkout
>someone bought it before i did
fuck FUCK

>>33955736
No he didn't. He posted two letters that mean nothing to someone who doesn't live in patch threads.
You joined the fucktard of the month club yourself for not posting an answer to the question directly. Fucking patch generals are now a smug and bitchy as gear queer threads. Congratulations ladies you are now as worthless as pussy on a post menopausal nun.

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>>33955768
>pls spoonfeed me
kek

>>33955337
>>33955378
t-thanks for not mistaking my tan for shit skin

Does Fio still post here? 4 days no response

>>33955768
This has to be bait by now.

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>>33955804

>>33954988
Jet fighter patches would be great

>>33951419
in good old /k/ seller tradition write "babby's frist anthrax kit" on it

>>33955778
Dont know, havent heard from him in awhile

>>33953158
hey cracker can you put a blank row between neet and wood in the pastebin? it's triggering me.

also i'd vote for deleting all the normie stores so nobody can complain about "100 links hurr durr". and the panel links should be under the /k/ store list so people find them faster.

>>33951204
Been out of the loop for two weeks, have I missed any new patches or keychains? I remember talk of C&C patches.

>>33956418
cc, ai and wood drops happend

>>33953390
>Scotland do speak English nowadays, but, historically speaking, they're only part of the Anglosphere because they're England's bitches.
You don't have a very good grasp of history anon, that's more Wales and Ireland. Look up the Union of the Crowns and the Act of Union and the history of Scots (the language).

>>33956433
I'll have a look then, if any smaller shit happened I'd like to know too.

>>33956445
Sticker flashed his tits on discord

>>33956462
>Discord
I expected better. Regardless I meant to do with patches or keychains anon.

>>33956445
there're archives for a reason nigger

>>33956468
>Digging through two weeks of archives and unrelated shitposting/camwhoring
Might as well just ask an anon for a quick summary.

>>33956462
Whats the discord

>>33953290
Why not ALL THE MISSILES?

I miss that show.

---

Happy Mother's Day, patch thread. Go tell your mom you love her, unless she's a total cunt, then whatever.

Also, black border Kekistani flag restock will be sent for today, along with a couple other things if all goes well.

>>33951474

Why not get the good one?
>>33957061

>>33956462
>>>>Discord
But
>>>>Stickers tits
I can't decide, I hate discord, but I want to see patchmaker tiddies and chime in if there's any ideas
Fuck

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>>33957165
seems neet >>33946175 was right. thread is dead.
but that not a bad thing. i got almost all patches i want and i should stop buying new ones.

>>33957283
Why couldn't you fags at least run your own Mumble or something? Is /k/ really this technically incompetent and why are /k/ommandos so willing to trade privacy for convenience?

>>33957303
i don't have and never will use discord

>>33957303
>>33957283
convinced discord for patches is a meme. its not been posted here or any of the facebook pages.

where can I go for my patch update fixes now

>>33957313
>i don't have and never will use discord
Good.
>>33957331
>where can I go for my patch update fixes now
Well if it's going to devolve into a Discord circle-jerk instead of /k/ doing shit for fun who cares? Doesn't seem to be worth bothering anymore.

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>tfw waiting on the order through 2hu to process

>>33955665
Sorry man, trying to get back to stable reliable shipping times.

>>33955763
I will have the rest restocked next month, sorry man.

>>33955986
Razgriz has that kinda covered. Unless you had something specific in mind.

Aight patchfags I might have a contract for someone sometime soon.

I don't know if this is anything that people would be willing to do but I may need fifty to two hundred custom patches and I'd like to gib shekels to the community before some other corp.
I'll give more info the closer I get to needing them, but for now I just need to see if there are people willing to do it.
Worst case I use someone else.

>>33957530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG3IT8ZPCx8

>>33957716
email one of the patchfags

>>33957758
I don't get it, why is the video blank?

>>33957811
I don't know why it's blank for you, I can watch it fine.

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>>33957530

>>33955771
Asking for a link is being spoonfed? Go get a case of colon cancer please.
>>33955804
Bait? We are still waiting for an answer about where to get that keychain...FUCK. Half a dozen responses to the question and still no answer and you calling the anons who want to buy thew fucking thing trolls?

>>33957952
The guy said Ai's store.
Therefore you go and look for the name Ai in the pastebin.
Thereby you go to the link under his name

This is not rocket science.

>>33957879
>>33957530
>gif
>empty rooms, nothing is moving

Guys, is this a new meme or something?

>>33956462
What discord?
I just chain email with everyone, it's easier imo.

>>33958004
i think its just someone spamming the thread
weird they picked empty rooms and not porn tho

>>33958004
I think it's just not loading for you

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>>33957952
>wah it's too hard to look in the pastebin
You don't deserve patches

>>33957716
Email me and I will see what I can do. [email protected]

Though going directly through a manufacturer would be the cheapest route, I would be interested in trying to help you out.

>>33958053
nah man its just a gif of a some sort of nip shack with random jump cuts
is this some weird avant garde animu or something

>>33957716
>I'd like to gib shekels to the community before some other corp.
This doesn't change the amount of money going to a production company. You'll just end up paying extra to get someone here to act as a middleman.

I don't understand why people keep requesting this.

>buy some patches through paypal
>suddenly have $2,000 of stolen charges

is this a joke?

>>33958085
PayPal doesn't give the vendor your credit card information; just a transaction number. Have you bought anything else not through PayPal lately?

>>33958085
proof boyo

>>33951443
Pls no bully, I bought one because it was cool.

>>33958078
I believe that it is being used to express a sense of glee, and excitement, you know, because this is an "image"board

>>33958092
Nope.
>>33958095
What proof? I didn't order 2,000 in 'fine jewels' and 'entertainers'


I'm not saying it was the vendor at all. That is why I didn't post their name. Is paypal normally fucky like this? It was the only unusual purchase I've had.

Fuck I was going to buy like 10 more patches now I am sketched out.

>>33958150
There's absolutely no way it was a patch vendor with how paypal works.

You probably got your login info pinched.

>>33958150
>Is paypal normally fucky like this? It was the only unusual purchase I've had.
Paypal's dodgy behaviour is normally more about freezing accounts of people receiving lots of money claiming 'money laundering', they aren't in the business of outright defrauding people.

>>33958150
btw American Express said they were going to drop all the charges, but it's still a pain in the dick and is frighting to have 10% of your wealth stolen

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>this link someone left in their order comments

>>33958158
I also checkout as a guest in paypal.

Fuck. Unless someone got my AE card information and just used it through paypal for every fraud purchase...

>>33958174
post link?

>>33958195
https://exhentai.org/g/806081/d444d39923/

>>33958176
That might be the case. When someone pays with Paypal I can't see any of their info beyond the Paypal address, amount charged and that it was successful. With my credit card processor, I only see the same info but instead of a Paypal email its ONLY the last 4 numbers on the card used and the expiration date. Not enough info to commit fraudulent charges. All of this limited info is visible on the receipts I send out, so anyone that's ordered from me can attest to that limited access.

>>33958240
Imgur it for sadpanda

>>33958254
>not knowing how to get around sadpanda
google is your friend

>>33958278
>>not knowing how to get around sadpanda
I just don't want to make an account for the rare times I encounter an exhentai link

>>33956705
https://discord.gg/7HatJg

>>33958291
>rare times
better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it

>>33952313
Polar you still gonna make those med squad patches or am I outta luck.

>>33952941
NY here, you've got me.

>>33958174
>Mfw dropping hackerman.webm when ordering early from AI

Huehuehue

>>33958083
well its nice to support guys we want to support I guess
Even if it costs a little more

>>33958291
it takes 30 seconds

>>33958372
he's a scam artist
don't buy from him
bug NEET to do it since he has the other one

>>33957980
>Therefore you go and look for the name Ai in the pastebin
No, Fuck you and fuck him and fuck that pastebin link. I just want to follow a fucking link and I'm getting called a troll FFS. I'll wait till some merchant who wants my business to sell it and follow his direct link. I don't have 12 hours a day to spend here. I have a job, a wife and children so you go ahead and sit on your ass 12 hours a day in front of your monitor or smartphone.
Remember to thank your mommies for that nice warm basement and all the tendies she brings down you worthless faggots.
WTF happened to 4chan god damn it.

>>33958726
yeah naw you're a cunt

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>>33958726

>>33958726
>WTF happened to 4chan god damn it.

there once was a time where you could report for advertising, autist
we'll get banned if we post a link

>>33958726
PatchDynamics.net

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>>33958726
No, fuck you you piece of shit.
>"I have a life, wahhh"
THEN GO FUCKING SHOPPING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. HOW DENSE CAN YOU BE?

>/pol/ memes
Oh, that makes perfect sense. Basement dwellers who have no life except to be racist and edgy all day long. You have a family? Then why the fuck are you on a Mongolian basket weaving forum instead of being the wageslave you should be?

>>33958726
>wife and children
>WTF happened to 4chan
normies like you showed up and brought their entitled attitudes with them

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>>33952941
>come and take what's left of it

>>33958150
Post a screencap of paypal charging you for this or you are just a sad liar.

>>33958726
>I don't have 12 hours a day to spend here
Well then you're not really the target audience here.

>>33959145
kekd

>>33958726
This has to be the same guy shitting up the last thread, right

>skog lives in the same town as me
what should I do?

>>33959358
be careful, he may be a honeypot

>>33959358
find out if he's actually a cunt

>>33959400
He already has my name and street address...

>>33959405
How would one do that?

>>33959472
Be an asshole and see if hes an asshole back?

>>33959472
talk to him and find out if he's actually a nazi

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>>33958726
Want a quickie?

>>33959488
>>33959717
Emailed him to see if he would be down to sell me a patch in person instead of mailing it

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Hey guys, I've missed the last couple of threads. Has any further discussion happened regarding potential siege patches? Last time I looked the strawpoll had stopped getting votes.

>>33959875
Echo's seems like the least feasible of them all.

>>33958372
The EMS one yes. The ones with the Institutional Racism shield no. Even with the text NEET gave me the manufacturer had issues with the font.

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>>33958726
you really put some effort in that bait. nice. have another (you)

>>33959875
link to poll?

>this totally same guy starting huge shitpost chains over the pastebin every single thread for the last week

pff

Do you guys own embroidery machines or send your designs off to be made?

>>33960646
We pick our patches from Patch trees

>>33960646
we wish them into existance

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>>33959939
Good news then senpai, he's nowhere near the top of the votes so he's probably not getting made

>>33960243
http://www.strawpoll.me/12938335

Based on discussion with one of the patchbros it would likely be like 8 operators getting done, max. Not feasible for them to design and order big numbers of patches for every single op.

>>33960646
Last time I ordered from Crimson Caravan he took a while to get them out to me, emailed him about it and it turns out they do these by hand with thread and needle. He fucked up his hand falling off a mountain cat he was trying to ride, hence the delay.

Anyone have that discord link?

>>33960714
Nope. It's not a real thing either.

>>33960728
This, email is far superior shitposting anyway.

>>33951403
If the comment has a Fio in the comment you know it was me.

>>33960753
what the fuck was that grammer? excuse me i need to take care of this stroke

>>33960692
Which patchguy?

>>33960767
I'm pretty sure it was Ai that was responsive to the idea. Said he'd been thinking about it anyway. Not sure how long it would take him to be able to get them out though since he's got a schedule made already and it's at least full for the next couple months I think.

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>keychains half way sold out
>mfw restock when reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>33959875
I'll be posting the pic and poll for the next few threads and gauging interest.

>>33960753
I think a bigger giveaway would be the fact you put Fio in the space for name.

>>33960767
>>33960827
Me, patches get produced based on interest, for example Starbucks is getting bumped to this month (after I make the vector for it...)

>>33958331
This you fucktards is the petchs discord

>>33960901
I really have to wonder what those companies think of some of these

>Be making some lewd starbucks parody patch
>think to myself "Why?"

There is no discord. You have all been led astray.

>>33961232
Most likely confused but glad to take your money.
Kinda like prostitutes when you ask them to do kinky shit

>>33961251
but only a select few of prostitutes will allow that kinky shit.

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thoughts?

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>>33958746
Thanks for the link, just bought two.
** Vendor please respect my anonymity ;)

I didn't set out to create a shitstorm over this. I never really into patch threads but saw OPs image lurking the catalog.
>>33958735
Sometimes , are you perfect anon?
>>33958737
Nah bud, I have to much fine whiskey on my shelf to do pull a bitch move like that but heel free to end it all if stupid shit like this gets you that upset.
>>33958740
>banned for posting a link to a merchant catering to us.
It sucks that a couple anal retentive asshats and their asshattery stop us from enjoying the things we like. I really hated watching the Ivans and then even CreepFinder getting so much bullshit when all they do is give us things we want.
>>33958793
I have been here since before /k/ was a board anon but keep on assuming shit about everyone and lmfao calling me a normie.
>>33958777
Gets trips then posts this salty shit.
WTF are you talking about /pol/ memes anon?
>>33959145
You make an excellent point anon.
>>33959209
>This has to be the same guy shitting up the last thread, right
If you were inferring I'm that [poster then no. This may be the first patch thread I have ever posted in. Like I said I'm not really into patches but OPs pic caught my eye. I only troll non board related threads and it doesn't get more /k/ related than patches, I even named one of my pets patches FFS.
>>33959749
pic related
>>33960028
I put effort into all my posts. This wasn't bait though I can understand why you think it was.

>>33958331
Expired

>>33960921
Its not supposed to be public asshole

>>33961805
>to much fine whiskey on my shelf
Post proof or I'm going to assume you have a bottle of crown and maybe some Jack that you mix with off-brand coke.

>>33961805
The mods have never allowed posting link, dickface
I hope Ai cancels your fucking order

Jesus Ai you are pure cancer in that discord.

https://discord.gg/63aagK

>>33961929
org?

>>33961988
its the /k/ subgroup

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>>33961923
Good thing it'll be dead soon, no?

>>33962008
Don't know why, you just have to ruin the fun.

>>33962019
Aint even his fault dude

>>33962026
I enjoy it bc I get a sneak peek of ideas and get to shitpost but since I'm not a patch maker I'll be excluded from the new one.

>>33962037
kinda sucks we all get excluded

>>33961882
My best right now is a bottle of pappy 23 I'm saving for a special occasion. I will admit it;s the most I ever spent on a bottle but I do drink good whiskey, why does everyone assume none of us have good taste? Never understood that.

Whats you best whiskey?

And crown royal isn't battery acid anon nor is jack though a steady diet of either will take a few years off your life for sure.

>>33961898
>The mods have never allowed.......
That is simply untrue anon, they only started banning things in the last twoo or three years because of the asshats who would report merchants out of spite or jealousy or what ever reason their little asses got so butt hurt. I remember when the Ivans were targetd so hard in one thread and it was bullshit, then the CrimsonCaravan Merchant caught a ban as well. There is a big big difference between someone from this board starting an online business and asking us what kind of merch they should have and some random showing up and shilling shit. The MODS know the difference and I hope you do to at some point.

Why would the merchant cancel my order? WTF did I do to him or even you for that matter?

BTW, that's a nice website over at patch dynamics. If I was into patches I would spend a lot of money there. Is the owner ITT?

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>>33962075
>Is the owner ITT?
Hm, not sure, haven't seen him in some time. But I'm sure he'd appreciate your compliments.

>>33962075
its not that we dont know the difference its that they have been banned before
so we set up a pastebin to avoid it all together but entitled shits like you refuse to use it even when we tell you where to go

>is the owner ITT
youre a fucking idiot
we gave you his name at the beginning

>>33962129
Don't lose my package again Ai!

>>33962075
>pappy 23
I'm jelly, I just have the 12 year. We didn't even get 23 year into my store this year.

>>33962075
>why does everyone assume none of us have good taste?
because unfortunately there's a decent number of people who will post here who think that any whiskey that comes in a glass bottle instead of plastic like black velvet is something to be blown away by and get all cocky about their first bottle of Bulleit. Being snobby about Whiskey or consumables (beer, cigars, anything) at all triggers me because it's a waste of time, but the guys that are so eager to be haughty the first time they try something that costs more than 10 bucks a bottle are the worst IMO.

>>33962008
At this rate? Yes.

>>33962190
Beer snobs are unbearable
That said there are dogshit beers people absolutely love like PBR, coors, etc

The only light beer worth drinking is Mich Golden light

All this CP Ai is posting in the discord

>>33962173
>I'm jelly, I just have the 12 year.
Can I ask what you paid for that? I paid $390 for a bottle of 12 from my local shop ... I'm sure the price was a favor. Gooood whiskey. I had a taste of (I think) Pappy 23 and some other rare stuff , I want to say it was a Macallan, a couple years ago from a very generous anon at a meet.
>>33962190
>because unfortunately there's a decent number of people who will post here who think that any whiskey that comes in a glass bottle instead of plastic
I grew up pretty poorfag so there was a time Crown Royal was the shit in our world, give them time anon Plus there are liquors you Drink and then there are those you get drunk on. Opening and finishing a bottle of very expensive booze is a waste in my mind considering how often I get shit faced.

>>33962381
>390
Christ that's a markup
I won a lottery to buy the bottle and paid full price of around 89 dollaridoos. I think even the 20 year we had was sold for 150.

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>>33962289
To me, there's two sort of "modes" you can be in when you're drinking beer. The first is "It's 85+ degrees out, I've been working my ass off outside all day, now I just want to pop open a cold beer and sit for a bit". In this case, the beer itself hardly matters. It's probably for the best if it's something light. Other mode is the actual "Alright I'm going to pay enough to buy a six pack for just one bottle and then masturbate to the thought of the taste" and that's when shit gets serious.

I'm not actively trying to be a beer hipster but the only beers I like are Belgians. Top 3 beers are all Belgian Trippels immediately below them are a few Witbiers. It's frustrating because for whatever reason the craft beer industry is just like "AHAHAHA ALL OF YOU FUCKS ARE GETTING IPAS" so when I go to a bar with my friends I usually have to settle for a Blue Moon because that'll literally be the only Belgian-style they've got.

Oh well. I live in one of the best states for craft beer so at least I'll always have New Holland Black Tulip to keep me happy.

>>33962381
Senpai I dont judge people for what they drink, I judge people who get all snobby about what they drink, particularly when it's not even something that warrants snobbery. If you drink jack just to drink and get buzzed/shitfaced/blackout, that's cool. If you drink Four Roses because it comes in a cool bottle and makes you feel sophisticated, that's cool too. Just don't go on the internet and be like "Well I have some good whiskey so I'm better than you fucks", and if you do then you damn well better have something that I'm not going to find on the middle shelf of my nearest street corner liquor store.

Personally I don't drink to get drunk or anything, I like the drink. But I'm also still a student so I stick to stuff like Wild Turkey and Buffalo Trace, stepping up to stuff like Elijah Craig Small Batch when I want to celebrate something. Not pappy by any means, but I enjoy it.

>>33962451
elijah craig is good stuff, so is Eagle Rare

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>>33962541
Eagle Rare is another favorite, but where I live it's a bit more expensive than it really needs to be. I've seen other people say that it's the same price as Buffalo Trace where they live, for me it's a fair bit more. It's not terribly overpriced but it doesn't beat BT well enough in taste to be worth the extra price to me.

Best bourbon I've ever had was Stagg Jr, I had one pour at a bar and have been on the prowl for a bottle ever since. I'll buy it on the spot if I find one, price be damned. It'll get open when I get my first proper engineering job out of college.

>>33962451
>act like a total entitled cunt
>tries to be nice and cordial so that the store owner doesn't cancel his order

Fuck you dude

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>>33962647
You seem to have gotten confused about who's who. I'm not the guy that cried about pastebin shit and has pappy (that he still never gave proof of). I'm this guy. >>33961882 >>33962190

>>33962675
Well my bad I guess

Guys in discord want Rustle so I provide Rustle then they bitch that it's too much. Bunch of cucks

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>>33962688
np senpai. I still love you.

https://youtu.be/zbbL4l359bo

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Stop mentioning discord guys.
we're already enemies with fagbook, i rather not have another meme war.

>>33962886

Mind elaborating? i'm not familiar with this

>>33962906
channels/269271393269448715/269271393269448715

>all this sudden shitposting
Why do all good things get ruined, yet the bad shit sticks around like an Indian after Taco Tuesday?

>>33962947
>discord
>good
I'm glad it's getting deleted.

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>>33962952
No thanks to shitposters like you.

>>33962947
All good things must come to an end

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>>33962965

>>33962965
been on it from the start. Discords are a sure fire way to kill generals and threads

>>33962911

shit dont work son

>>33962451
I agree with this entire post and apologize for misunderstanding you in the post I quoted.

>>33962647
Why the hell are you so angry?

>>33963077
sick of self important cunts showing up and acting self important

>>33963246
You have some serious self esteem issues if you think I'm self important bud. I just asked for a fucking link. Anons got salty with me and I got salty back...welcome to 4chan m8.

>>33963406
naw go fuck yourself
we see it every day
you chose to be a retard and not even connect simple dots in front of you

>>33951747
Love it.

>>33952728
>Megas plate.

Would buy.

>>33963515
You don't see anything.

>>33963406
Right now you're at That Guy's level of trolling but you but you keep at it and you could be the parkourdude of the patch threads, so go ahead man you reach for those stars.

>>33963551
I've been wracking my brain for ideas, but I just think those are kinda meh

All this shitposting out of nowhere fuck I'm glad that I wasn't here for it

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>>33963582

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>>33963593

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>>33963618

>>33963633
None of them are tall and muscled

>>33963560
Who is trolling who here, I mean are you tolling him or is he trolling you or are the two of you trolling all of us.

>>33963633
dlet

>>33963633
FAT.

>>33963743
Good.

>>33963743
darkness though

>>33962980
Mosley fuck off.

>>33963858
fuck you, you lost my package

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>>33963743
Chart is truly shit. You don't even get anything if you roll 00 and there isn't a 1 in front of it.

>>33963041
Fucking this.

I'm about 85% sure that's what caused /wfg/ to start dying off.

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>>33951407
Would buy.

>>33964161
if chatrooming kills a thread, it shouldn't have been around

>>33951407
>>33964192
This game was surprisingly good for $2.50 on steam. Too bad it bugged out and I had to restart the campaign.

>>33963633
Rollan

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>>33951850

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>>33964216
>mfw reached around level 140 with all research unlocked, every weapons, augs and tons of implants
>erased when formatted my PC
>lost all of it
>168hrs registered on Steam

I would love some Culter Dei or Jian patches.

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>>33963041

Who'd have thought it'd create so much discord?

>>33963633
roll

Hey what's the discord invite? I promise I'll still post here.

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>>33964258
>mfw

>>33964503
It got deleted. No more discord.

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>>33964247
I was doing Co-op with a friend, we got close to the end and we bugged out an objective. We started over and were speedrunning the game but eventually just said fuck it and never finished. I was pretty sad considering how cool the game was. Max speed, sniper rifle only build was fun as fuck.

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>>33956462

>>33952181
He needs to shrink his face cam 20% and get rid of those retarded like and subscribe things that float around the screen. Otherwise he is alright.

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>>33964540
Eventually you'd always end up as Grey Master due to the system of the game, I finished it around 8 times with the same profile, doing the 4 endings thing twice, then I'd spend sometime with the random missions, only got to play coop in some sessions with a couple of friends, but I did mostly solo, this game was really fun.

I feel like reinstalling it again, it gives me so much Deus Ex 1 and System Shock 2 vibes on a Blade Runner setting mixed with 40k.

>>33963633
It's time.

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>>33964562
reply to my email

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Thanks Ai

>>33965323
>>33965323
>>33965323

>>33962289
Don't talk shit about PBR you slow shipping, keychain shoving ass goblin.

Also you're still doing the Urban rangers patch right?

>>33965346
Yep
Just been too busy to deal with new stuff right now
As soon as this stuff goes out I'll move on to that

>>33963633
roll
where can i learn more about these girls?

>>33965472
they're mostly the succubi from Konosuba but a few of the main girls are in there