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>>33946181
This one time I was walking around and found an open door.

>>33946181
bong here currently going through hiring process for the only armed constabulary and also bricking it about upcoming tests, any other bong LEO's here?

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>>33946181

well you asked for it :)

Eat shit, Wanna be faggot pigs.

>>33948108
Hey that's pretty good.

>>33946181
>so new he thinks /k/ is coptalk

Mother's day tomorrow. Social visiting will literally be a fucking zoo.

>>33948228
We have /meg/ which barely talks about weapons also.

>>33948151
since when is /k/ filled with anarchists, fuck off.

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>Applied to Philly PD and didn't get in
>About to turn 21 and apply to every agency in the state

Hopefully the state troopers take me, having to live at their academy with their shifty food kind of sucks, but the pay is good.

>>33948577
Why didn't philly take you?

>>33949123
melanin content too low.

>>33946181
fuck the cop they get what they get

>>33949138
What problems would that cause?
I had some issues with my feet and mental health when I did a medical for a UK based LEO but they said aslong as I could hack the training and physical they didn't care?

Do American PD's deny people based on medical grounds?

>>33949544
It's a joke

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>POST class A license is 600 hours
>academy is 1200 hours
J U S T

>>33948518
/meg/ is garbage, but it doesnt justify more retarded and off topic /general/s

>>33949123
>>33949138
>>33949544
I failed my first psych and passed the 2nd, my application went to the board and was rejected.

I wouldn't be as salty about it if I didn't have to take random days off of work and wait a year and a half for them to tell me to apply again.

>>33949544

Melanin content refers to his skin color ie it being too low means he isnt black. He didnt get hired because of affirmative action.

>>33949123
Because he's under 21.

>>33949621
I'm an idiot, although affirmative action over here is more about women getting hired, which is annoying because they purposefully make the physical tests easier so weak men and weak women don't get pruned out.

>tfw finished week 1 of police academy
Jfc 7 retards failed the first test lel

>>33948228
>>33949597
Cop generals and cop threads have been around a long time on /k/, probably longer than you - and not all of them have been about shooting doggos or Ruby Ridge.

>>33949600
Talk to somebody knowledgeable and see if there's an appeals process. You might have options with a lawyer.

>>33949659
Wait till you see how many retards slip through academy.

>>33946300
This fucking shit.

>Be small town LEO
>One of our duties is to make sure all the town buildings are locked up properly
>Constantly, without fail the people who are supposed to lock shit up at night fail to do so
>Doors are left unlocked, alarms aren't set, lights left on occasionally because doors or windows are physically open
I swear, I must spend more time clearing fucking buildings than most SWAT teams.

>>33949659
That's nothing, my buddy told me a story about a female trainee at the college who jammed her gun into the holster incorrectly and shot herself in the thigh. There is an article about it somewhere, she was cleared of any wrongdoing for some-reason even though she didn't check her holster before holstering her weapon.

https://primaryandsecondary.com/so-you-want-to-be-in-law-enforcement/

I'm a corrections officer in northwest florida and i hate it, started smoking because i work 12 hr nights and there's nothing else to do. I would do something else but the pays one of the highest around for people with no college education. Last night i had to help clean up a cell because some dumbass accidentally cut himself too deep with a found piece of metal thinking he'd be sent to the hospital, instead he bled out and left us with the mess.

>>33949664
Cop threads pop up occasionally and are always off topic and spiral into shitposting pretty quickly. Cop generals have never been a thing for the exact same reason.

>>33949705
UK Edition
https://www.boards.ie/b/thread/2055236430
lots of useful info here.

>>33949697
Legit had some guy in the 11th week get sent home for twirling his loaded glock at the range during firearms scenarios.

>>33949737
Not sure how it works in flordia, but try working for a county detention center. In my state if you put in 2 years at a county detention center they will move you up to sheriff deputy / road patrol as long as you're not a retard.

>>33949758
pftb

>>33949758
This is why I don't go to my LGS anymore.

How fucked are you for other departments if you fail the CVSA/polygraph?

>>33949737
>instead he bled out and left us with the mess.

I don't envy you COs, but at least he took himself out of the gene pool.

Please to stop making generals. Thank you

Some guy said I was a civilian even though I'm a leo. I don't get it.

I was a constable in a small town for six years. Mostly I stood around at outdoor gatherings like the yearly regatta, guarded the polls on election days and occasionally served warrants.

>>33949989
really depends on the other departments. if you have multiple fails it will probably hurt you, there should be no reason to fail a poly though.

be honest with your past, most departments dont care about small crimes but trying to lie about them is obviously not good.

>>33949692
Remember, if something gets stolen it's your fault for not locking up the doors/windows

>>33951902
They'd have to notice something being missing first.

>>33951212
You didn't get to work court? Man, you missed out on all the fun.

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>>33951212
Are you in pa?

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Applied to CPD. Waiting for the POWER test. Any advice, anons?

>>33953934
>Any advice
become a gay minority

>>33953934
Don't get shot in the meantime.

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>>33946181
why do cops have such shitty haircuts? what happened to style in law enforcement?

>>33949600
>failed a psych test
>Wants to be a cop

Please dont

>>33954163
Hired too many marines.

I'm considering going to be an LEO or opening a gun shop. Any opinions from LEOs?

>>33954099
>minority
I'm halfway there
>>33954132
kek I don't live in Chicago

>>33953743

Not too much.

>>33953798

Yes.

>>33954461
>kek I don't live in Chicago
why in the world would you want to work for them

>>33954410
depends, do you want to be sucked off by the gun industry or do the sucking?

>>33954536
I have family that worked for CPD/CFD and it's also a high crime, big city so that means i'll get to be in the action and will be busy. I don't want to work in some nice city where I would write speeding tickets all day to suburban soccer moms. And idk, something about that city makes me want to work there, I would go there as a kid a lot and visit family and wouldn't mind returning.

>>33954804
the pay is bad and the equipment is bad. progressive brass probably make it a shit place to work.

>muh speeding tickets and low crime cities
and decent sized town will have its share of crime. as a non leo it's hard to judge the crime of a city, you don't hear/see everything.

gl either way

>>33954804
>it's also a high crime, big city so that means i'll get to be in the action and will be busy
Come back to us after you see your first baby in a microwave.

no leo but aspiring personal security officer.
any ideas for rent a cops?
I just want to play pretend being an operator.

>>33954852
>the pay is bad
I have an inheritance from when my father died, I'm not really concerned about the money issue. Also I have my degree, think officers do okay compared to regular patrol officer. Also CPD has recently increased salary
>gl either way
Thank you
>>33954900
>activated almonds

>>33954804
>and it's also a high crime, big city so that means i'll get to be in the action and will be busy. I don't want to work in some nice city where I would write speeding tickets all day to suburban soccer moms.
You are the exact type of person they don't want to hire.

>>33954934
Nuclear plants are apparently king shit, but your field is so suffused with veterans you'd better become an actual operator before signing up.

>>33953934
make sure you are actually able to pass beforehand so you dont fail the situps or run as you will see many retards do

>>33954804
Find a city with like 40,000 people, you'll respond at least code 2 every day, and likely get paid a decent amount.

>>33946976
I'm going MOD Police after not passing my Main Board for army officer, yet to find out why.

Just waiting for the sift check to be done.

>>33956830
this.

>>33948228
>he doesn't know what the /k/ stands for