Pooping thread

>>33945119
Damn Australians

>>33945119
Aaand I uploaded the image upside down...

>>33945119
does anybody have that pic of the disgusting subhuman /k/ommando who puts his gun in his anal leakage stained underwear when he shits

My gun always stays put if I just leave it in my waistband. You cant see it under a stall either. I guess I just don't understand the point of taking it out.

>>33945119
>not taking your trousers completely off
ask me how I know you don't know what a comfortable shit is

>>33945119
cracker is that a 20 sided die in your bathroom?

>>33945187
No it's a cat toy which isn't much better.

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>>33945119

dropped my mag. my bad guys

>>33945119
Nice crossbreed, homo.

>>33945213
are you implying that the iwb poop method would cause the mag to release?

>>33945239

yeah, without a holster. if you got a big enough dick

>>33945159
lel that was a case of improper or lazy ass wiping.

remember kids
fold > bunching
pinching > wiping
wet wipes > dry tp

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>>33945213
Nice boxers.

>>33945187
Roll to shit, Dex - Encumbrance.

>>33945363

thnx. there my dads

>>33945343
This is fake news. But seriously, don't use wet wipes. They are really, really bad for public sewers or home septic systems. If you aren't shitting once in the morning before your shower you have to make some fundamental changes in your life.

>>33945935
Good point, but what do you do with your gun when you poop?

>>33945935
throw them in the trash, dumbass. You don't flush wipes, it literally says it on the package

>>33945935
TP + spray bottle of water

>>33945935
>>33945989
>>33946407
God fucking damn it, this fucking website. I just want to know what people do with their fucking guns when they take a shit. Did I accidentally post in the board about how people wipe their asses?

>>33945159
Please don't post that.

>>33945989
Oh fuck no, are you saying your bathroom trash can is full of shit wipes? I never understood that practice.

>>33945935

FLUSHABLE BABY WIPES YOU DEGENERATE FUCKS.

They're literally everywhere. Almost no one makes no-flush wipes anymore. Have a kid like an adult and you would know this.

>>33946421
Did you hear the one about the phantom shitter who dosen't flush and cleans his ass in the shower treating it like a large baday?

>>33946455

Aside from not flushing like a heathen who wants to get MRSA, what's wrong with that? It's the surest way to get yourself perfectly clean every time. I shower after every shit, every time.

>>33946521
When you have room mates...

Also unless your ckeaning that tub/ shower after each go...just wipe your ass till it's dry...maybe a few paper padded pokes an inch in to prevents farts from dirty your underwear and then hop into shower with hit water and soap.

>>33945935

Youre posting fake news! Most wipes are now flushable nigger

I carry a G42 with a Blade Tech Klipt AIWB holster.

>remove holstered weapon from belt
>place in empty jacket pocket
or
>place in cargo pants pocket
or
>sit down and drop holstered weapon in the underpants hammock for the 3 mins that I'm taking a shit

at no time does the weapon come out of the holster

if I'm taking a leak, I'll just tuck the whole thing under my arm (private bathroom) or just use a stall

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>>33945119

>>33946718
>unzip pants
>point penis into urinal
>pee
or
>sit down and allow holstered weapon to remain in place and check it when I pull my pants up.

Why do people go through so much extra effort? I cannot see a reason for this whatsoever.

>>33946438
trash can has a foot-pedal lid and my butt is squeaky clean. I fail to see issue.

I hang my jacket on the hook, put my weapon in the jacket pocket, then sit to shit.

>why don't you just leave it in your pants

It's too big. I CC a 4" .357.

>>33946932
End to end a glock 19 is 7.36 inches. The barrel itself is just under 4". Any other excuses?

>>33946967
It's not something I need an excuse for. I wouldn't leave a gun that big in my pants either. It could definitely be seen under the stall wall.

>>33947009
Yeah, probably if someone stuck their fucking head under the stall.

>>33947080
don't laugh too much, some tripfag got his gun stolen by someone reaching under the stall.

>>33947123
>tells anon not to laugh
>immediately says something hilarious

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DESIGNATED SHITTING GUN

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>>33945119

>>33947397
It's true though
That gun is shit

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>>33945119

>be me
>full plate carrier
>sidearm in holster
>need to poop
>REALLYNEEDTOPOOP.mp3
>briskly make my way to toilet
>pull down pants with full gun belt
>poop with holstered pistol on my belt around ankles

When in civie clothes I usually set gun on my knee

>>33947123

That would be Callum. "Apparently" the cops called him like a week ago, said they found his gun and he got it back. He should of taken a dump in the corner handicap stall. Nice and roomie, some one has to crawl further in to get to your pistol.

>>33945119
>2000+17
>still shitting

Fucking barbarians.

>shitting in public
You're all plebeians, I shit once every 5 days without even trying.

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>>33949792
>shitting once every five days

Jesus fucking christ, anon. Get some fiber in your life, that cant be healthy.

>>33949792
You've got a problem m80

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>>33949792