So /k/..What's stopping you from joining the GI JOE?

COBRAAAAA

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>>33933555
I've already joined the A team.

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Which version of the Joes? the real AMERICAN hero ones or those that work for the UN or NATO or whatever?

eh, fuck it, Cobra pays more for less effort and has bitching med+dental bennies. best logo. best team up. why not sign up with them?

i don't know why i havent joined, and knowing is half the battle

>>33933997
The other half is red an blue lazers.

>>33933555
1. Not murican
2. Fighting the wrong people

>>33933904
>I've already joined the A team.

Were you sent to a military prison for a crime you didn't commit?

>>33934092
My second DUI was bullshit. It was entrapment. So yeah. I was sent to jail for a crime I didn't commit.

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>>33933555
COBRAAAAAAAA.........Because who wants to be a g.i. faggot

>>33933775
>rare footage from the iran - Iraq war

Cobra Commander did nothing wrong.

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>>33933555
>What's stopping you

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>>33934270

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>>33933555
Because I'm trying to "Middle of the Road" this shit.
Just like Zartan.

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>>33934270
Lady Jaye has her arguments though...