>*blocks your path*

>>33930553

The British StuG.

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>*clears your path*

>>33930553
>breaks out famas
>fucks bitch

suck it tea

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>>33930553
>*breaks down in your path*

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>teleports behind you

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>>33931590

>>33931590
>engine breaks down
>nothing can penetrate it
>turn into a bunker with a peashooter

>>33931590
>engine breaks down
>has second engine
>goes even slower

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>demolishes your feeble superstructure armour

>>33932169
its only 75mm of armor
it was okay in the early years but got obsolete very very very fast

>>33933320
nigger, video game much ?

it got obsolete fast, but that hardly got anything to do with armor

and 75 mm of armor is a lot, wait, you think every german tank was tiger right ?

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>>33930553
Wait, is that a Spandau?

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>>33930553
Blocks YOUR path .

>>33935481
Did it mean to or did it just break down again?

>>33936336

Nah, probably ran out of fuel. No wait, it's on fire now. Tends to happen on overworked engines.

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>*captures your first line trench*

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>*climbs up the hill you're on*

>>33933359
A Pz. IV F2 can penetrate it over a far distance, the tank has the same fun as the updated Stugs.

You don't need an 88 to pen a goddamn Matilda.

>>33930553
Steps aside and eat some Bratwurst while it turns

>>33933440
Best meme

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*Bashes the Fash*

>>33933320

>obselete

Hardly.

It started the war murdering Germans.

It continued the war murdering Italians.

It ended the war murdering Japs.

The Tilly always found a role to play well at. Not many tanks that entered service in the 30's can say that.

>>33930553
>rivets burst

>>33931654
what we're they trying to do?

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>>33930553
*penetrates your armor*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzDfUKNwfGc

>>33936749
The F2 didn't exist until late 1941, and even then the vast majority of them were dedicated to Barbarossa and the Eastern Front.

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>>33940557
>*tumbles around you*

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>*ricochets your shells*

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>unsheathes 2 pounder

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*is your path*

>>33936461
what were the little wheels on the back for?

>>33945017
kept em from getting stuck in craters on the uphill

>>33945017

I think it's for when a tank goes over a trench but fails and it uses the back wheels to help it over.

>>33940539
Probably test blockade ideas.

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>levels your city block

>>33945017
it was for steering but they quickly found out they weren't needed

>>33945017
getting around shitty registration fees by classifying it as a "two-wheeled vehicle"

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>Bow before me mortals!

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>Ends your whole country

>>33945844
Never go full retard.

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>Blocks your army

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>>33945869
*penetrate you with cutting edge APCR*

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>>33945844
>rockets
>on a turret
>on another turret

>>33936336
Nah, the teenage crew panicked, retreated and got hit in their rear.

>>33933440
yes it's the greatest tank of world war two

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>>33930553
*Breaks your driver*

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>*skiis towards you without tracks*

>>33945473
>move to another city while they're reloading

>>33945017
To economize steering, driving your landship with a rudder.

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*teleports behind you*

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*kills you with your own laughter*

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>*moves around you*

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>"Tank? What tank? No tanks around here, no siree."

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>"You thought it was a truck, BUT IT WAS ME, MATILDA!"

>>33947988
The GOAT

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>*Blocks your airpath*

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>*lufts your waffe*

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>[The Trio starts playing]
>*shoots you with the six shooter*

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>*keeps on going*

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>من نمی دانم آنچه که من انجام.

>>33948675
That's pretty neat desu

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>*stays neutral

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*Runs out of diesel*

>>33945877
Russian APCR was crap.American APCR with its xbox-huge cores was the best

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*Aims*

>>33948655
>and needs to be refueled every 50 miles or so

>>33949097
>country is so poor that it can't afford diesel

>>33933320
The problem was it was slow and only had a 2 pounder. Armour was not the issue.

>>33949327
I have heard from some second hand source that the Norks have just enough fuel, for their vehicles, for 2 days worth of combat.

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>*bursts into flames*

>>33935481
*breaks down*

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>*confuses with suspension*

>>33945814
*eagle shriek*

>>33933320
And the Pz IV only had 80 (which it only got part-way through the war), so what's your point?

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>*hardens its phallus*

>>33948972
what is that?

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>*throws its turret 10 miles*

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>>33950606
Nahkampfkanone II, a swiss prototype assault gun, none were produced because of the purchase of czech built Jagdpanzer 38ts designated G13 by the swiss armed forces

>>33950620
That's not a T-72, at least post a picture of the undisputed turret throwing champion.

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>*launches shillelagh*

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>*breaks*

>>33944952
underrated

>>33952214
Why breaks?

>>33953296
The M46 is possible the least reliable tank the US has ever fielded, it was so bad that all units were recalled after just a few years in active combat.

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>*shoots down your air support*
Call me a pastanigger one more time, kiddo.

>>33952185
>*shillelagh fails to launch*

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>>33931625
>parachutes in behind you

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>Dives over you

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>*Gets stuck in a trench*

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>>33954155
Yo, pastanigger...

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>*knocks out your field gun crews at the first line trench, moves behind your lines for 9 hours, destroys one of your battalion infantry camps, shoots down your observation balloon and attacks your infantry and transport trucks*

>>33931590
Shhh there there, don't cry

>>33945844
Fake and Gay

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>*arrives to late and in too few numbers to have an impact*

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>*defects to germany*

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>*peeks over your trench*

>>33955678
>*is made for ants*

>>33940181
In fact, it was one of the very few tanks tat stayed in regular service through the whole war.
The others coming to my mind are the Panzer 4, the Type 95 Ha-Go and the Type 97 Chi-Ha.

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>*scratches you and burns you

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*Hide cutely in the bushes*

>>33935481

Porsche suspension, god tier jagd.

>>33956215
> hetzs in the bushes

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*does most of the work, Tigers take all the glory*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MYAGyZlBY0

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>*Be the hottest girl in the war*

No Maus here, just a farm house. Even if there was Maus somewhere here it wouldn't be any more mobile than this obviously normal farm house.

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>>33956482
forgot the picture

>>33956487

"Hey Frank, do German houses generally turn around?"

"Must be a Nazi thing, come on Joe I'm sure everything is fine."

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>>33956535

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>>33956487
>The house of Maus

>>33948675
are they for real?

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*BOOM*

*KA-CHUNK*

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>>33935481

>>33954024
How so? The M47/8/60 used the same engine...

>>33956630
Though I do remember the M46 had problems with hills...

>>33948239
Bazoinks

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>"Haha foolish Americans you will never suspect that I am, in fact, Panther auf G. Panther yuo of genious"

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>watches you at night

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*goes full retard*

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>*shows off agility*

>>33956630
During the Korean war after it was found that 60% of total tank casualties were due to some mechanical failure.
https://murdercube.com/files/Combined%20Arms/employment_of_armor_in_korea_vol_1_operations_research_study.pdf

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>*keeps its crew safe*

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*destroys commie shit in your path*

>>33957124
I too enjoy being burned alive.

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*ranges with machine gun*
*misses*

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>>33957146
>*incinerates its crew*

>>33957124
>Have huge white aiming marks so that germans can aim and hit them

>>33957138
>And then breaks down,bursts into flames or gets abandon so that commies can capture it

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*flaks your path*

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>"OFFICERS AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?"

>>33957163
Just in time slavaboo.

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*Calls for help*
*No radio*

>>33957146
>>33957155
cry all you want ivan, but an almost 80% crew survival rate was the best of the war

>>33957052
>Patton's Division 1946.jpg

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>>33930553
>*destroys your pillbox*
>*drives on a hill, turret jams, suspension breaks*

>>33957212
>Ivan
>Soviet Union received around 4000 shermans during the war

>>33946202
This kills the driver

>>33957186
who does not want to have a panther B and a flak 36 on his garage.

>>33957186
i wonder where it is now. hope it's being restored to freaking running condition

>>33958208
You should really get them off, the roof of a garage is not rated for over 50 tons

>>33958208
>panther B
There was no B model. That tank that this old guy had was G model. Look at the side armor. Only G model had this distinctive curve. What bothers me is that they're scratching fucking rubber from those road wheels, couldn't they have put the tracks on? From the interview of the locals they said old man used to drive this during snow storms.

>>33958507
But muh mantlet.

>>33945844
how does it turn though? the radius must be insane

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>>33958702

>it doesn't need to turn
>it will drive straight to Berlin

>>33957060
How many working Panthers are there? Surprised we dont see more movies with em

>>33945017
Steering. Acts like the rudder on a ship. Then they figured out how to put brakes on the track system and skid steer.

True that it did keep them from doing back flips on grades over 60 degrees as long at the tiller didn't fold up under the weight. Wasn't the purpose though, just a helpful side effect.

The braking system on tracks had to be invented because german artillery smashed up these wheels, then the Mk1 couldn't steer.

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>>33957154
>*breaks your tread*

>>33950577
It's Batman's 1930's Tumbler bat mobile.

>>33945869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyUkVsry5WI

>>33950596
the IV also had a 75mm cannon and wasnt so goddamn slow