>12,017 BC >not slinging your rocks get out way, berry pickers.

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Me prefer atlatl.

>>33927058
>5 rock assault sling

why you need 5 rock? One rock is enough. You think you smart since Tribe Chief Make Cave great. If elder Obongo was chief, this not happen!

>>33927073
>thinking darkskin tribe will use less than 5 rock
Elder obongo was berry picker. When darkskin tribe come, me protect cave.

>>33927073
Who are you to tell man his rock pouch too big?

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What sling you buy when Bearman of Frog tribe become chief of North?

>>33927090
We need to ban high capacity rock pouches

Nobody needs 30 stones

>>33927082

#DarkskinTribeLivesMatter

You rockslingers be worst! How many young ones have to die for you want protect cave?

You make smoke signal and wait for wardens like good berrypicker instead!

>>33927082
Why cant just use one rock? If darkskin tribe come, make rock sound on cave wall. they run.

Puny rocks make small hole. Spear make large hole.

Large hole, more red. Faster dead.

>>33927097
>buying sling

you stupid! Registered sling lead Po-Po tribe to cave! You need make sling yourself!

>>33927112

Slower but bigger rock have more deady power

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>not using axe
Can kill long nose, can get wood for chieftain's fire, can protect cave from darkskins, can throw if too far.
Axe true hunter weapon. If not axe, not use weapon at all. May as well pick berries.

>>33927112
>spear

Tribe elders no mean spear when they carve rockstitution! Only small rocks!

>>33927125

Help Ugh! There many of Wet Back Tribe in Ugh cave! What brand of axe best for Ugh!

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>>33927125
Me know better than berry picking axe man. Ask, what axe man do when he five feet away and sharp stick poking his chest? He not run in! Axe not reach!

>>33927058
this is a pretty effective and dangerous weapon. dont underestimate it.

i knew a guy in the military who practiced for days with a sling he build out of paracord.

he was able to hit targets accurate at 50 yards. even while running.

we always joked that if he should ever use that sling in a combat situation we would shoot him first.

he even was allowed to sling practice grenades from time to time to show how deadly a terroristkid with a sling and a couple of handgrenades can be.

>>33927171
What's more dangerous

>A real mortar and practice rounds
>A sling and real rounds

>>33927171

what this berrypicker say? Ugh no understand this!

Did something happen to .22SmallFlint?
I can't find any at riverbed.

>>33927123
This hunter knows!

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>>33927192
I think he say fellow tribesman throw fruit with sling? Seem like waste.

>>33927181
remember we are talking about something made from string that is easily concealed, cheap and doesnt look like a weapon.
picking up a fist sized rock and whoever doesnt wear his helmet is fucked.
and no, you dont whirl a sling over your head like a retard. its just one throwing motion. it doesnt need time to set up. its silent.

dont underestimate slings. there is a reason they were used as ranged weapons in biblical times

Why you all talk about sling?

What happen to club? Grog's great grandfather use club for many winter. Why Grog need anything else?

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Anyone else find sharp black rock? Make skin animals easy.

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>>33927068
>Bullspear
Those are just a cave painting many others also paint. Grug's hands not throw good, lever-stick unsteady and awkward like squirming fish. Thrusting spear is pinnacle of rock technology.

>homosapiens think grasslands good hunting
>try to solve problem of running prey with a bendy spear thrown from behind hand
>Small ones stay small for long time
>Small skull mush
>Can't even retain heat on icy tundra
>mfw homosapiens think they're a threat

>>33927227
me have piece of sharp black rock. Was big black rock, but broke. Berrypicker tell ugg to use as arrow. Arrow for berrypickers. Now use for making pelt.

>>33927226

Answer very clear Grog. Club good for attack enemy when they no pay attention. Crack head open, fast kill.

When enemy pay attention or have spear, you get stab before get close enough.

>>33927227
>deadly young one killing rock

Why you so evil? Sharp rock kill young ones. You skin animal easy no reason for use sharp rock make cave dangerous.

You should listen to sandskin tribe! They bring true prophet of peace and love! All you need do is join!

>>33927256
Me tribe do fine. No need new way. No one hurt with sharp black rock unless stupid. Stupid hurting is good. Make less stupid.

>>33927252

Grog no have argument, so Grog call you a Cave fag!

See? Grog smart!

>>33927256

Me hear bad thing of sandskin tribe. Me hear they bring animal and captured young ones deep into cave for snu-snu.

>>33927273
Me no cave fag! You argue like berrypicker!

>>33927275
sandskin tribe take grug's tribe women. Grug not let sandskin have women. Sanskin try make war with tribe. Sandskin try act peaceful, then kill tribesmen in night. Berrypickers say we must let them in. Grug not trust sandskins. Keep rock next to sleeping sack.

>>33927289

Grug stay safe in cave with rock. Grug right to be careful!

>>33927275
You no listen to tribe Big Nose propaganda! Young one of 6 winters big enough for snu-snu!

Aloha Rockbar!

>>33927289

Why you no tollerant of sandskin tribe? Whole cave belong to prophet! Prophet say so! Grug tribe women belong to sandskin tribe. You in league with Big Nose tribe!

You no safe with rock! We send Hassan Bin Grug al Ugh with rock belt into cave and he collapse cave on all. He get many women in Spirit land, Prophet promise!

>>33927120
nu-uh you be stupid, written language not yet invented

so all sling not serialized! can't register sling

>cover club with animal skin
>less smashy sound, me like
>elder now angry
wat do

Hey Its me Grok from Big Tree near other trees.
I prefer a Grok brand rock, me sell rock that when throw big bang, I am selling them for 5 meat or skull of Dark people.

>>33927838

Tribe-Chief Cavemen have tracking four-legs. They sniff your sling and you in trouble. Put on this head cover made from thin shiny thingy. It protect you from the tracking.

>>33928033

Grok brand rock bad rock. Sig Saurus rock better.

is Ughan from forgotten rock. today have very forgotten rock. rock use in tribal war long ago, passed down from warrior to warrior. very old rock, very interest rock. please consider send berries to patrock

Wise man say: Never trust woman wearing facepaint.

You say all woman is facepainted and I remind you a Wise Man said it.

>>33928045
let take rock apart. see rock work


rock broke

>>33927850
Must pay three berries to chief and wait one season, he no mad then

>>33928104
No Come to Big Tree near other trees, weapon rules are relaxed here

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me like big rocks

big rock kill more deader

>cavepainting slightly related

>>33928159
What is happening here?

>>33928045

>kekekekek

>>33928191
the one guy is getting the other guy stoned

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>>33927159
Cut sharp stick with axe, stick berry picker as fug can't poke spear tooth kitty for mammoth shit

>>33928191
Carjacking attempt went wrong

https://youtu.be/jlwW42ja0VA

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>>33928159
Ha, crush skull 3 times with small fast rocks before you throw big rock.
What happen if rock miss skull? I have sack made of auroch testicles full of small rocks still

>>33928415
>throw many rock

Ugh say, that be ungentlecavemanly of you.

A true gentlecaveman challenge other gentlecaveman to rocks at 10 paces.

>>33928797
I not gentlecaveman
I skull crusher
You be gentle when skull is crushed

>>33927171
>Pull pin on grenade
>You now have 2-4 seconds to mount grenade in sling and sling grenade, not counting time to target
Nothing could go wrong.

>>33927058
>12017 BC
>not use sling rock to make fall fruit on tall tree
>me plant eater

stay mad tree climber, me get all fruit before you climb to take it

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So many filthy, subhuman Pict weaklings in this thread...

>>33929879
you!

who you?

why you have strange stick? It not made of stick.

Ugh confused...