gun/drink pairings

Glock 40 Problemsolver

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FAMAS

>>33926361
thunderbird or a highlife

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>>33926353
I fucking LOVE ginger beer. The only pistols I own are all black powder revolvers.
>>33926361
Glock brand hi-point Mexican carried in saggy jeans, probably grape flavored NyQuil.

>>33926353
Grand power.

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>>33926361

>>33926378
Agree.

Let's say a 9mm Sp101.

>>33926353
CZ75 P-01

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>>33926353
pls no h8arino

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>>33926372

>>33926408
Wild Turkey 101

M&p .40

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>>33926408
And I mean specifically the 24oz can.

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>>33926353
Canik TP9SF

>>33926421
Gin and Tonic, house brand.

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>>33926399
Whiskey Sour

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Charter Arms Undercover .38spl from the mid-1960s.

Cz75 sp01 tactical urban grey suppressor ready edition 9mm and sometimes a zasta m57 in 7.62x25 tokarev.

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>>33926353
Beretta 90-Two. I normally carry it with the .40 barrel.

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>>33926404
Vodka soda with a twist

>>33926378
Don't knock it. Few things better than relaxing with a swisher and a cold OE.

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>>33926431
Only real answer

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Found somebody I'm about to kill

>>33926408
Bleach.

Because you gave money to the worst name in firearms.

>>33926451
Smoothie King spiked with Jose Cuervo

>>33926441
Glenlivet sipped from the bottle

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>>33926465
How so? Out of my 8 handguns, its my best. Most accurate, most reliable. Ive fed every type of ammo you could think of through her, and not a single hiccup of any kind.

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>>33926450

Sig p938

>>33926487
Cause that shit in Illinois is making people mad at em.

I don't see a massive problem with a product if the producers are massive cunts to a certain degree.

Also, I'd think some Jack Daniels #5 out of a plastic cup for your piece.

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>>33926353

P938

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No4Mk1*

>>33926513
Gimlet or Boddingtons.

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>>33926513
s'cool, I got this!

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>>33926513

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Winter/Fall/Spring: Glock 30S
Summer: Ruger LCP II
Order: 1 shot of Wild Turkey and an Alaskan Amber beer.

>>33926507
>>33926501
Semen

Beretta 92s with some holster wear.

>>33926507
Evan Williams neat, at home alone. Because it sounds fancy but really you aren't civilized enough to have ice on hand or buy something that isn't in a plastic bottle. Hell, you wonder why even dirty a glass at this point.

>>33926551
Coors Banquet

>>33926487
The Illinois shit, as well as the fact that they claim to be the same Springfield Armory that was once a government entity.

They peddle clones made out of country (Brazil, Croatia, etc.) and claim to be an American brand.

Also, the guns they sell are massively marked up generally (though they aren't the only company guilty of this).

tl;dr, Springfield are a bunch of liars and cunts that have betrayed their core customer base.

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>>33926551
I'm thinking this.

bersa thunder 380, nickel/black 2 tone

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>>33926614

Glock 20SF.
And I handload.

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>>33926614

>>33926353
627 pro

bourbon rocks, water back. quarters for the table.

not my first rodeo

>>33926626
Moonshine that you made in your apartment's closet.

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>>33926624
>>33926630
At the farm, I carry this.

S&W M&P 9 full sized

>>33926594
Semen cocktail?

>>33926650
Geez, it's not an XD!

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Pic related.

What's my vice, fol/k/s?

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A DIY law-skirting Joerg-inspired Co2 pistol.

Depends on the day and my mood, but either my M&P40 Full Size, a Glock 30sf, a Springfield 1911a1, or a Beretta 92s, w/ a Glock 42 as a bug

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>>33926353
CZ75 P-01

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>>33926353
Ruger New Vaquero in stainless 357 Mag. What's muh drink?


>>33926372
Yellow Chartreuse and water.

>>33926513
Tea with a splash of Pimm's

>>33926421
>>33926450
O'Douls, figure you're off duty.

>>33926614
Boone's Farm Strawberry

>>33926399
>9mm Sp101
Zima, definitely.

>>33926572
HEY! >:| That's my drink of choice stfu anon pls no bullyyyyyy.

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>>33926677
Here's my amateur opinion.

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>>33926353

>>33926641
Bourbon. Mid-range. On the rocks.

>>33926408
Boilermaker (well whisky and Bud)

>>33926710
Eh. I'd drink that. Or eat it. I'm uncultured American swine, so I'm not actually sure what to do with it.

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Well

>>33926721
>>33926714
Neither of you drink alcohol. It limits the senses and cuts down reaction time. If you were were forced to drink something to maintain your cover, however, you'd nurse a Corona.

>>33926728
Little of both, I think?

>>33926638
Why moonshine?

>>33926504
>>33926588
Some one explain in a bit more detail or point me in the right direction. I was thinking of buying a mid range Springfield 1911

>>33926730
Local village beer, may contain piss.

>>33926727
Mai tai.

>>33926725
Fucking nailed it. I do drink that.

>>33926353
CZ p07

>>33926730
Stoli martini with a single garlic olive.

>>33926739
Because it's cheap if you make it yourself.

>>33926747
I know. Great minds think alike.

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.357 Germanshit SAA clone

>>33926747
Cringed mate, you should probably kill yourself

>>33926752
>10mm
>cheap.
Try paying $35 for a box of 50 watered down fmj and see if you won't handroll.
Besides, there's nothing like shooting a full power 10mm indoors.

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lc9

>>33926755
Sarsparilla and Everclear.

>>33926432
Jim beam boubon on the rocks :)

>>33926768
sounds like shit

can it be tequila at least, I'm clearly a cheapass Mexican

>>33926764
>Try paying $35 for a box of 50
And that would be why you'd need the cheap booze.

>>33926764
>The moonshiner wants to start a fight.
I'm shocked, I tell ya. Shocked.

>>33926743
Search on thetruthaboutguns.com they did a couple articles on it.

>>33926776
It's actually not bad with a cherry garnish.

Yes, tequila is acceptable for the SAA wearer as well. Especially if the blue agave grows in your genetic homeland.

>>33926697
Sunset Sarsaparilla

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>>33926764
Also, "well-made" moonshine will knock you on your ass.

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>>33926733
...I had a landshark earlier, it's a Corona ripoff

>>33926353
Guns and alcohol do not go well together.

Be a responsible adult and a good role model to younger generations.

Slightly beat up late 60's Model 36 with laser grips (LG405) loaded with Buffalo Bore 158gr +P

>>33926787
I'm actually part Puerto Rican and don't speak a lick of sombrero ching chong

I do lust after brown girls with big titties though

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>>33926788

>>33926353

Cartridge converted 1858 Remington repro with a cut down barrel.

>>33926798
He said nothing about drinking WHILE you carry. Just WHAT you drink, based on what you carry.

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>>33926783
Thx bby

>>33926765
bud light

>>33926353
FN FAL

>>33926802
I do, too.

>>33926798
dyslexia much???

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carried with .45 BPM

>>33926819
Red Stripe in a bottle.

>>33926743
Long story short, they donated to an anti-gun campaign in exchange for being excluded from anti-gun legislation in Illinois, which passed. They are traitorous scum, do not give them money. Even if you buy a used gun, which they would not profit from, they may not even be around to honor any warranty because everyone is boycotting them.

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>>33926819
Trappist or local beers only.

>>33926840

I still really like my XD-S 9 and 45 tho.
*sips on semen cocktail*

>>33926799
You huff spray paint from a brown bag. You pretend you are in fallout and it's jet.

>>33926840
Im the guy with the range officer, yeah i understand that but that guy who refered me to his favorite brand of bleach, made the third guy today who made similar comments, ive had the gun for years, and its still the best damn handgun ive ever shot, so kind of strange to me, all the butt hurt as of late, feels bad man..

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>>33926353
S&W 629

>>33926862

Stop looking in my window, feg.

>>33926847
Fuckin St. Bernardus is the shit. Anything with a monk on the bottle is a safe bet.

>>33926864
Schlitz, or some other shitty domestic.

>>33926876
Never tried it! I'm a fan of Chimay and the Saison Dupont pictured. I'll give it a shot next time. Last time I splurged on good beer was election night. Thanks for the tip anon.

>>33926864
Clint Eastwood's sweat, and absolut pepper vodka.
Garnished with an eggplant twist.

>>33926863
Yep, I feel your pain. I have a mil-spec which was my first 1911. It's a great gun, but I feel like I have been used, sexually.

>>33926878
I do like Leinenkugels

>>33926827
Absinthe, back when it still had wormwood.

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Glock 29

>>33926840
So...if I get an 1903A3 made by Smith Corona, am I an asshole?

Because I've always wanted a Springfield 1903A3. I just don't know, man.

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>>33926353
What say?

>>33926915

Rolling Rock

>>33926915
House brand cognac

>>33926911
No that's fine. The current Springfield Armory is unrelated.

>>33926932
You...your good...love my RR.

>>33926915
I believe you might enjoy a shitty beer or a mid-range liquor.

>>33926932
>>33926934
These guys beat me to it

>>33926934
Nah...I'm a whisky guy

>>33926943
Spot on lol...I like you guys...you can come over and fuck my sister.

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>>33926353
Rossi R92 in 357 Mag.

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>>33926353
Lets see what you guys have to say.

>>33926779
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
I'll have you know that a learnt from the best moonshiners, and I have over 300 confirmed stills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare, and is the best drunk in the country. I will drink you the fuck out with precision the likes of which hasn't been seen before Maker's Mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again fucker. As we speak, I'm contacting my secret network of trail cameras across the USA, and your IP Ale is being drunk so prepare for the storm maggot.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic thing you call your liquor cabinet.

Your fucking drunk bitch. I can be drunk anywhere, anytime and can still in over 700 ways and that's with my beer hands.
Not only have I extensively trained in drunken brawling, but have the entire arsenal of my cousins gun collection's, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Corona, you little shit.
If only you could have known the inebriated retribution your "clever" comment was about the bring down on you, maybe you would have held your fucking liquor.

But you couldn't, and didn't and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idot I will drunkenly shit fury all over you and you'll drown in it.

You're fucking drunk kiddo.

>>33926353
S&W Shield 9mm in the city. Springfield Operator innawoods.

Winchester Model 12.

>>33926965
Cooter Brown? Is that you?

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I use to prefer beer, I have since moved to proper liquor.

Jim Beam
Johnny Walker Black Label
Buffalo Trace
Wild Turkey
Makers Mark

> Drink of Choice
Blantons Single Barrel - special occasions. Usually the occasion is I have Blantons.
(Surprised no one posted this already)

> Gun of Choice
Kimber 1911
Glock 34

>>33926965
>Maker's Mark my fucking words
Lost it right there

>>33926981
Blanton's is overrated. Just like the 1911. Good call.

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>>33926965
I'm sorry, I'll jus-t call myself a taxi.

I'm tooooootally a taxi.

>>33926965
>beer hands

I'm not even that other anon, but please, take anything you want just don't hurt me.

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>>33926353
Glock 19

Water, sometimes juice

I am carrying a Ruger LC9 (not S or pro, the original DAO with the mile long trigger) loaded with Winchester RangerT bonded 147 grs.

>>33926960

Gentleman Jack, neat. Poured out of a mini whiskey barrel tap.

>>33926572
>only civilized if you drink it on the rocks

Anon I know it's hard but please try to not be a giant faggot

>>33926999
Checked, and Gentleman Jack is my choice after the ass kickin' chicken 101. Cheers m8.

S&W 66 3"

>>33926607
This guy's still waiting on his order!

Black and Tan?

>>33926908
Something strong, but tasty.
Knob Creek Reserve, perhaps.

>>33926353
I open carry my synthetic black Remington 870 w/ birdshead grip, in a 2-point sling on my back. Typically I am wearing Mossy Oak, as well.

>>33927013

Dirty martini, extra olives.

>>33927018
yes, yuengling sounds right to me anon. good guess. (not that anon)

>>33927001
Found the alcoholic.
Hi friend do you drink to forget as well?

>>33927026
Bacon-infused Jim Beam.

>>33926836
Rotgut whisky or high class whisky

you'll honestly drink whatever comes your way

>>33926965
My fucking sides

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>>33926986
>>33926986
>>33926986
> Overrated
> My ass is overrated...
> Fuck yes I'm mad
> I respect your right to voice your opinion no matter how wrong you are

>>33927050
I am the anon you are replying to. This could be the most fucking ironic post on 4chan all day.

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>>33926961
gin and tonic and pic related

>>33927056
https://www.proof66.com/whiskey/blantons-bourbon.html

And thank you, I try my best

>>33926353
This even sin't a joke, I feel sick from drinking too much wiskey...please gawd stop my insides from hurting so much.

>>33927020
>Knob Creek Reserve,
I will try it, not even joking.

>>33927089
I've had Blanton's, friend. It's overrated. It's a regular, pretty nice single barrel American whisky. And I've had a *LOT* of whisky. You are only posting evidence to back me up. Now please tell some other anon what pairs with their carry piece instead of derailing for no reason. sage

>>33927095
take a break brother. your stomach needs a couple days to heal. just take a breather. sleep through it if you like. wake up a couple times without a stomach ache or feeling like throwing up in the middle of the night. just take a break.

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I alternate between a USP 45 compact, a CZ P01, and a Walther PPK.

USP compact .45 is my favorite
P01 I carry the most
PPK is on the rare occasion I can't carry the others.

Grill me.

>>33927128
You are a retired Sergeant Major, currently employed by local police SWAT section, and you only drink Killian's Irish Red.

>>33927128
Read the thread,
One gun, one drink.

It's not complicated, friend.

>>33927029
Eh, martini is okay as long as it's gin. Woodford is my go to liquor but I keep a pretty well stocked bar. Drink it with a dash of simple syrup and an orange peel .

Honestly I'm pretty big craft beerfag and I drink mead often.

>>33927086
Not unless I'm visiting a place with a chance of getting malaria.
Not a fan of turpentine.
>I had a high and tight my entire youth, I only wish I had that much hair anymore.

>>33927135

Alright, do the USP 45 Compact then.

>>33927132

Laughed at this one

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>>33926353
>>33926361
>>33926372

Tavor

>>33927154
You like red wine. Probably a Chianti for bad days or Pinot Noir to chill out.

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>>33927150
>Americanized German tech
Shiner Bock?

>>33927172

Isn't Shiner Czech? They're all Czechs out there iirc

>>33926543
this

>>33927177
Not that guy but they're both German and Czech I think

.454 Raging Bull

>>33927177
It's allegedly both, but bocks are German originally.

>>33927172

Too cheap to be HK imo

>>33927187

Mad dog 20/20

>>33927187
Redbull and cheap vodka in a goblet, with a novelty straw.

You fucking savage,

>>33927140
Funny, I picked it because it seemed a very 80s drink, and your pistol seems like something a plainclothes agent would carry. But I'll drink an ice cold fizzy turpentine, or anything. You and I shared the same haircut, still got hair though. Buzzing it now and keeping it Roman soldier length.

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>>33927187
Sangria.

Raging Bull is Tuco Salamanca's carry piece.

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PX4 Compact, but thinking about carrying my Gold Plated Makarov a bit after some more training.

No guns here, I like cloved gin.
Tell what gun to buy.

>>33927210
Goldschlager

>>33927211
.38 Spl Airweight

>>33927211
You're a wierd dude, so...
Walther P5 Compact.

Smith and wesson 60 pro series 3 inch

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This is my "going out" gun.

>>33927235
Haig and Haig pinch, somehow.

>>33927235
A vodka cocktail with Chambord and blueberry garnish.

>>33927222
Nice trips but how am I weird?

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>>33927250
I have never even heard of cloved gin.

>>33926965
Kek

>>33927261
It's gin with cloves in it, people put all sorts of things into alcohol.

>>33927251
Whenever you have a moment, you set down your micrometer and sandpaper and go out back to check on your 5L glass carboy of home made craft beer. You're trying a hoppy recipe this time, and you're excited to share with the neighbors.

>>33927255
Checked. Potato vodka. The really cheap Ukrainian kind with rainbow slicks in it.

>>33927268
And that's awesome! But it's still wierd, Like the P5.

>>33927277
Also checked. Spot on, my dude. I love me some vodka.

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Chiappa Rhino 60DS.

>>33927293
Anon this site is for 18 year olds and up. Sorry. Reported to ATF for underage drinking.

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>>33927293
>thinking a kid would post anything other than some new Power Ranger garbage.
>I actually own a Chiappa 50DS and might carry that as well as my Gold Mak/PX4 Compact.
>kek

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>>33927293
If you strip down to your skivvies and holster, you can have a mint julep.

And will henceforth be known as the spearmint rhino.

>>33927278
Aigh't seems good.
I'm gonna see if I find one with bakelite grips.

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>>33927300
>>33927311
>>33927293
Oops, meant to link to the post under White Power Ranger.

>>33927293
Bamp

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>>33926353
Taurus Judge. What is my beverage of choice?

>>33927415
BBC semen laced with your anus' slime.

>>33927422
>not the fresh blood gushing out of the stump that used to be my hand

0/10 try again

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Walther P99C

What sort of insult should I get?

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>>33926361

Browning Hi-Power
One of the newer ones, not a surplus

>>33927444
Checked. Nice trips anon, but they won't save you.

>tryhard knife
>big booletz tiny automatic

You like a vegan, gluten-free vodka martini, with organic olives. You only order this when out at the bar dressed in a tuxedo. You are a teetotaler otherwise. tldr: LARPer

>>33927461
If Sears & Roebuck made a beer, you would buy it by the case. Since they don't, you drink what The Kid drinks: Coors. You piss Coors. Coors is the #1 beverage of the apocalypse, inspired by God.

>>33927463
>tryhard knife
$30 Cryo??

>big booletz
Man, those are 9millimemer.

You're lucky that I actually enjoy vodka martini.

>>33927463
>Checked.
Why do you keep saying this? What does this mean?

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Carry a Performance Center 442.

>>33927482
LUUUURKKKK MOOOOOOAR.

It's just a phrase that indicates I have noticed other anon's post number (e.g. No.XXXXXXXX) and its last digits matching each other. Matching numbers are generally considered to increase the credibility of the poster. Stupid 4chan superstition.

Also since the "are you fucks still drunk" thread got deleted by a mod, I ask re-enlisting anon:

>>33927480
Not picking Hawaii.

How can you keep failing anon???

Not gonna lie, I wish I had been stationed in Germany. But I might have come out of there with a wife. Hawaii was just wild enough to keep me from settling with anyone. Whatever you do, stay away from the east coast especially Maryland.

>>33927476
>$30 Cryo??
I dunno it just reeks tacticool.

>Man, those are 9millimemer.
I might have had a drink or ten. They kinda looked like .40 to me.

>>33926353
Taurus pt111 gen 2 millennium

>>33927505
Probably Coors Lite or PBR. Really any poorfag beer.

Simetimes DEAGLE.50 silver or gold deoending on what im wearing, sometimes my 5.7, or g17... lately my g29, since its new

Colt Official Police in .41LC
Got an SBR 74U clone in the car too.

>>33927649
Mountain dew

>>33927675
Damn you good

Jericho 941

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>>33926683
>>33926743
>>33926888
>>33926981
>1911

>>33927681
Anything and everything.

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>>33927544
No, I drink Guinness and Old Rasputin. Pic related.

>>33927700
Damn. Got me on that one.

Last few days alone I've had 3rd Reichs, Everclear jello shots, Angry Orchard variety packs, and Yuengling

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>>33926353
>92fs
>Old Fashioned

Walther PPS. The best little 9mm I've ever owned.

>>33927649
Micro brews, they go with your fedora

>>33926353
What is this, buzzfeed?

What if I said Walther Model 8 25acp?

>>33927154
A glass of gentile blood

Steyr M9A1

>>33926454
/k/ is a white board.

>>33928143
Old English is fizzy fish piss

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>>33928035
A cheap riesling (you should try it)

>>33927670
Yuengling Lager

>>33927230
Pic related

>>33926997
Well tequila & tonic, wedge of lime

>>33926966
Coors, and you prefer the glass bottle.

>>33926807
Unfiltered, home made hard cider

>>33926734
Something "crafted" by a "mixologist"

>>33926548
PBR

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Beretta M9

Sig p229

>>33928327
Something you make in plastic freezer bags out of date syrup and bakers yeast. Sarge found it, so now you have to cut him in.

Whiskey soda and vodka (in any format)
Now try and guess.

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>>33926442
Slivovice from a flask

>>33926353
Ruger LC9S Pro

>>33926607
Well rum and Pepsi, with a bug frozen in one of the ice cubes.

>>33926614
Walmart juicebox wine coolers

>>33926683
>various flavors of cheap and mainstream
Gonna have to go with Old Milwaukee by the 30-case.

>>33926751
>martini
>vodka
Inferior to gin, but I do understand the appeal if you can't afford alcohol with a good flavor and have to fall back on alcohol with no flavor.

>>33927492
No one?

>>33927492
>>33928492

Jack & Coke, make it a double

>>33928435
Beer, sometimes light. I sense a bit of tequila though

>>33928526
>tequila
Oh God no. I'll get a hangover just from fucking sniffing an open tequila bottle, it just doesn't agree with me.

There's like, 1 type beer I actually enjoy, and it's about the polar opposite of a light beer.

I mainly drink cheap-ish rye whiskeys, the odd local bourbon if it has a cool or funny name.

As long as tequila's been brought up
>who in their right mind would drink a tequila named Tres Pesos?

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357. Ruger blackhawk 200 year liberty model.

>>33928554
Because Tre bought it with his pesos

>>33927974
As long as ipa isnt in the mix we good

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>>33928572
A high end bourbon old fashioned

Mateba?

>>33927154
Whatever someone else left unattended at the bar

>>33926965
>300 confirmed stills
OH FUCK

>>33926501
I'm sleeping at my buddy house right now for a celebration tonight he has one. Super gay any thing 380 is gay

Walther PPQ .45

>>33926542
Glock 17
Bullet burbon, full sail amber ale

>>33928668
The P938 is 9mm tho

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>>33928345

P2000 in .40 (issued sidearm) with a SureFire x300.

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I carry this old Rossi from the 80's in my pocket

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Mauser 1914

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>>33928829
A slug of it in your tea.

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AK74.

Hardmode = not vodka

RIA 1911 MS?

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Pic related for daily carry,

Century Arms C39V2 for going innawoods

Steyr M9

>>33926353
Glocknade brand Glocknade 19

>>33926378
this drink and a hi-point

>>33926408
what did you use on the back sight screw?
Your pocketknife?

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Ruger LCR

Walther PPK/S

>>33926806
h-hickok45 is that you?

>>33926630
meggikan piss

>>33929931
The fuck you think? Medium dry martini. Shaken, not stirred with a twist of lemon.

My gun
>cz Rami

>>33926677
miller light

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unironically

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>>33926880
Try this stuff sometime. It's made by monks at the Orval abbey in Belgium. It is sadly quite hard to find. Even in Europe.

>>33926353
FN 1910

>>33927210
A pan galactic gargle blaster.

CZ75 Compact Railed with Nill Grips.

>>33926353
Glock 17.

>>33927001
>This right here

Who the fuck likes cold watery bourbon?

Quit posting guns and actually be involved. People that just post what gun they carry without replying to another poster is ruining the thread

>>33930637
I prefer it with a whiskey ball. Takes like 9 hours to melt. Doesn't water down your drink but chills it. That or a neat bourbon with a splash of water.

>>33926353

Ruger 9E

>>33926353
A famas

>>33926353
KelTec PMR 30

>>33929673
Kvass. It contains a very small amount of alcohol.

Ruger SR9c

>>33930284
Absinthe cut with Mountain Dew.

>>33930724
True slav.

>>33930746
Budweiser.

Colt Navy reproduction.

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start the Kimber hate I guess. My daily carry on the left, in .380

C308. Cause it was on sale.

>>33930811

moonshine

>>33930686
Sex on the beach.

>>33930857
Ol English or other cheap liquor.

>>33930864
Low-quality cheap beer

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prison hooch

>>33926353

Webley. I built it myself.

It's fun being a gunsmith.

>>33926353
10mm 1911
>>33926451
Gin
>>33926626
Craft beer
>>33926965
Top kek

>>33930857
anything that comes in a 40

>>33930840
coors banquet

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K31 with mismatched handguard

>>33930987
toilet wine

>>33931367
hell yeah man, I love the Banquet Beer

>>33931376
Kübler Absinthe. Maybe mixed with sonething else?

>>33926855
I really don't like my xd(40, maybe that's part of the problem.) Bought it mainly because I wanted a striker-fired gun and I hated every Glock I tried. Saw the xd at a very good price and impulse bought it. Brought it to the range and wow it's a Glock by another name.

Ruger lcr

>>33932145
You like Bud Platinum.

Am I too late?
>A 1965 Remington 1100.