State your CC and the one liner you say after killing someone

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>propane and propane accessories

I am the mac daddy of heimlich county

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>>33924790
Hello? 911? Yes, I'd like to report a self-defense shooting.

>HK USP

They say life finds a way, in your case it didn't.

>M14
THIS IS MY RIFLE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT THIS ONE
IS MINE

>CZ-75 SP01

Czech yourself, before you wreck yourself...

>Glock 19

PERFECTION

>Colt Walker
War is god

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>Makarov

A nu chiki-briki i v damki!

S&W 65-7

Ow my fucking ears

>s&w 642
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK (5 shots go fast)

>P228

>You have made a SIGnificant error

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>>33924790
>Bond Arms 2-bbl derringer in 45LC

Color me up boys I feel the heat around the corner.

>IWI Jericho
hippity hoppity get the fuck off my property

>>33924790
>>33924843
>>33924855
>>33924874
>>33924888
>not IN THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAAAAAAAY

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Par to.

Glock 26

"Mock my Glock, I'll clean your clock."

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>Glock 20 buffalo carts
Hmm.. that was disapponting..

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Looks like you couldn't weather the storm.

>>33924843

No you don't.

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AKM

حرق في الفروسية الجحيم

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Damn, so that's what .50 caliber ballistics looks like on a human body

>>33924972
Cmon Achmed no one can read swirly script. for all we know that could be kebab for "remove kebab"

>Ruger LCR

>Oh shit, did I actually get him!?

>Glock 42

>Dying to .380

>>33924923
What holster is that?

>>33924987
kek

>>33925005
kekkity kek kek

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"Uzi does it"

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"Wow, it didn't blow up" or "Tally ho old chap"

>>33925019
Bravo DOS-L

bretty gud for appendix carry.

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>>33924919
My trips protect me, law man! Arizona's gonna bury one of her finest today! *roll for reload and shot at Arizona Ranger*

0-2, fumble and be arrested
3-7, you successfully fled the law
8-9, you throw your heavygat and knock him out
dubs, critical hit! Arizona Ranger met his match.

ROLLIN'

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>KelTec PF9

Welp let hope this works

>>33924790
keltec p32

>taste the rainbow

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"Ha ha, your dead!"

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>>33924790
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Ruger Security Six

>No honest man needs more than six shots

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>>33924790

THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU

M60
>GET SOME
or
>well I guess you're well disciplined

>>33925070
>not "that nigger was right on top of me, I'm glad at least one shot worked

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I told you my potions were too strong for you traveler. you should have found a potion seller who sells weaker potions.

>>33924996
i genuinely ppfffftt

>>33924790

>captive bolt air pistol

thanks for standing still

>Makarov

>dying to FMJ

>>33925220
Only thos guy knows.

GP100

> (When PD arrives) Wanna take a good picture? Here, man. Take this. This is my bro. This is his party. He's the guest of honor. Today is his birthday.

> "you just walked down the wrong road, to the wrong house, to the wrong man, to the wrong end of a shotgun."

One that you have a deep personal connection to
>Your only friend, at your side even in death

>>33925441
goddammit anon

>SP101

Well I guess he won't need to take religion 101 anymore.

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>22 mag to the liver
you know you dont deserve it quick and painless

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Hello and welcome to Arkansas!

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I'M GLAD I HAVE MY WEAPONIZED ANTS WITH ME!

>>33924790
I have a S&W 64, and I'd probably say something like "AH FUCKING SHIT! JESUS CHRIST! FUCK ME! HOLY FUCK!"

>>33924790
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"

>>33924790
CZ-82.
Probably something akin to >>33926090
In all reality.

But on the off chance my brain can still spout a one liner, I'd probably just say "and NOW I'm calling the fucking police you fucking fuckface."

>>33924790
Sig p6

" lul, only 9mm right?...right?"

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>>33924790
>Glock 19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>33926264
And /thread

>m82
"Recoil."

>>33925043
Rollin'

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>Colt Single Action Army

Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves.

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>Glock 17

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

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>>33925043
rollin'

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>springfield range officer 1911

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Czechmate.

>>33924790
>That's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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>Tokarev

Умepeть ты фaшиcтcкaя cyкa!

>>33924848
<3

>>33926691
i kek'd as i had a grape in my mouth, it shot out my mouth and hit the wall... fuck you... R.I.P Grape ????-2017

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>>33924790
"I just shot someone after they broke into my house." to the 911 dispatcher. I proceed to stuff quickclot & gauze in the niggers wounds and apply a chest seal if necessary.

>>33927229
*I didn't magdump and I had no intent to kill btw

CZ75B

>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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>Ruger bearcat
Please die.

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>>33924790
'Honey, gas up the chainsaw after you help me lift this shit into the tub.'

>>33924790
>Glock 22 gen 4
It's protect and serve, but in your case it's get wrecked and swerve.

>>33924947
Underrated kek

>>33924790
>>Short Barrel Cimarron 1875 Outlaw
nice

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yippy ki yay coffee maker

*unloads 6 in you*

Lee Enfield no3 w/ bayonet

>blow whistle
>bayonet charge
>AAAAAAAAHH

>obrez
>cheeki breeki

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Can't beat them drones man

>>33925043
I like how the worst that can happen is arrest.
I'm amending this, rolling 0 means he shoots you dead

P-07:
>I BANG didn't BANG want BANG to BANG do BANG this! BANG BANG

My carry pistol is in a lockup, but nobody around here gives a fuck if you were to openly carry a sword and scabbard. Hence, I'm stuck carrying an M1860 cavalry saber. Guess I'll stab the melanin-enriched and just spout off a Stonewall Jackson quote.

> "The time for war has not yet come, but it will come, and that soon; and when it does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard."

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>>33924790

OH MY GOD MOM NO, I THOUGH THE SAFETY WAS ON

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"Learning it's use is a New Canaanite rite of passage."

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>>33924790
Oh shit, I think I made him mad.

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>Hi-Point C-9
Sheeit

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>AVE NEX ALEA

Colt Offical Police
COP a bullet.

Jm380

OH MY GOD, MY HAAAAAND!

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You can czech out any time you like, but you can never leave.

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>>33924790

>P83 Radom

Hehe, teraz jesteś ziemniakiem.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee

9mm Shield

Good, another dead nigger

>P938
Looks like you SIGed when you should have zagged.

>Hi Power
You tried to get the money, tried to get the women, then you got the power.

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>>33924790
>hands
Stop resisting, sir!

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>>33931195
>nie "w imię zasad"
anon jestem rozczarowany

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YABADABADOOOO

>>33924841
>Glock 23
"Sorry, I thought the safety was on"

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>>33924790
>Nazi scum

>>33932071
its not my mother tongue, i just thought it would be funny

>p320
I'm in army, mother

>>33932103
I actually held one of these today in a gun shop

It's not that heavy at all, I don't know how they do it

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" Save diversity, Every Race has it's Place"

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>>33924790
Yea verily! Thou hast been soundly defeated. Ye armor and thine horse are now belongith to me.

>>33932457
you are excused, but it sounds incredibly silly, like "ur a potato now lol"

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>>33924790
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the....." and silence as I imagine I'd be shot in the face

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>HK uspc
Allahu Akbar!

>>33932833
that is exactly what it was meant to say.

>>33924907
>not "see you, space cowboy."
You fucked up.

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>>33924790
NAA .22lr
"......................um, sorry? Let me help you up. Did that break the skin?"

>>33925100
>your

Worse than being killed by a Hi-Point

>A real HK
.dedaol era stellub yM

>>33925043
Rollin'

Damn, wheres my brass.

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>a hatchet

>>33931170
The best one here

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>HABSBURGS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>33924790
>Polish P-64
"Big holes come from small packages."