Sup /k/ Ask polish /k/omrade anything!

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>>33918297
will you be able to stop niemcy from caliphating you?

>>33918310
Personally, most definitely yes.
Nation-wide? fuck really knows

>>33918297
Do you know how to make kvass?

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>>33918325
also polexit when? EU wants to diversify you, you gonna stop em, and when will your gun laws be more like Czechia

>>33918340
Nope, when i drink one i buy it in a bottle.

>>33918344
After last accident in Egypt (look for Magdalena Żuk) our society ain't going to buy any EU bullshit to adopt refugees.

And our gun laws are fine imo, it took me 10 months to obtain a permit.

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>>33918297
Thoughts on Macron's rise to power and threats against you?

Do you own funs?

Do you love USA?

How tall are your women?

Is a vacation to Poland a good idea? What are some tourist attractions other than Auschwhitz?

What's -the- Polish cuisine?

>>33918364
>it took me 10 months to obtain a permit.
as an american, that is regugnent to me. Also any good blood sausage recipies?

>Nope, when i drink one i buy it in a bottle.
Damn, I really liked it and I can't get it around here

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how true is this?

>>33918377
>Thoughts on Macron's rise to power and threats against you?
Fuck him and his EU.

>Do you own funs?
a glock 17, going to buy bcm once i sum up my whole 4 paychecks together

>Do you love USA?
I've been applying to diversity lottery (green card) since i was 18

>How tall are your women?
You get to choose

>Is a vacation to Poland a good idea? What are some tourist attractions other than Auschwhitz?
Grunwald, medieval event occurs in the summer, cool show to watch
Kraków is pretty neat city, lots of things to see
Malbork has biggest brick castle in the world

>What's -the- Polish cuisine?
Pierogi, żurek, barszcz, krupnik, ogórkowa, rosół, grochówka, smalec, schabowy, kiełbasa, zrazy
My favourites

>>33918386
was for me too, but i embraced the suck long time ago. Kaszanka, I'm not a fan, never liked it, sorry!

>>33918404
Its popularity fell after comunism, once coke started to flow

>>33918377
American that frequents Poland here.

Don't ask Poles about Poland, 90% of them are overly pessimistic to the point it's impossible to get a real answer.

Polish women like masculine, successful men who can hold a conversation, just like literally everywhere else in the world.

They're white, and if you're a Manlet you're going to have the same problems you would in America accept they'll literally tell you you're too short.

I go to Poland 3 times a year, for the past 5 years, I'd recommend Zakopane for a few days, and Krakow can be pleasant too. Warsaw has a very "new" look to it and isn't really an ideal tourist attraction for more than a few days.

Polish food is awesome, it's mostly hearty meats and soups/stews. Try the local drinks while you're there too, I binge drink Bison Grass vodka every time I go.

I have the unique opportunity to regularly shoot guns in Poland as a civilian, the vast majority of Poles don't care about guns and the ones that do are cucked by EU laws on the subject.

>>33918364
>Magdalena Żuk
Couldn't find anything in English, care to link?

>our society ain't going to buy any EU bullshit to adopt refugees.
Based, as a western Euro I say dogbless Poland, Czechia, Slovakia and Hungary.

But desu I doubt that with open borders you won't get fucked up too in the long run.

>>33918415
Can't relate to it, but i believe they'd do anything for the right price. It's a lot of money for them, after all mediocre slut gets 25 bucks for an hour, while luxury one 100

You can look 'em up here if you're around the way:
https://odloty.pl/
https://roksa.pl/

>>33918448
heh when we got some refugees from Syria they run away to germany after a while here

>>33918446
>EU laws on the subject.
They weren't changed much since the end of WWII. Commies were rather strict on disarming civilians.

>>33918469
Well it happens the same in my country, we're housing some rapefugees from Greece and they leave after a couple weeks. Something like 40% have already left, but that's because that pretty much everyone, include eu, knows that they're not refugees but economic migrants.

They don't want to flee the war, they want a comfy life enjoying benefits near their kind in swedistan and germanistan.

>>33918446
>>33918475
There is still a lot of loops in the gun law from the commie times, for example I can CC without any problem.

>>33918423
>Fuck him and his EU.
Based

>a glock 17, going to buy bcm once i sum up my whole 4 paychecks together
That's awesome. 10 round mag limit, or does Poland have better gun laws that I thought?

>I've been applying to diversity lottery (green card) since i was 18
I hope you get in.

>Grunwald, medieval event occurs in the summer, cool show to watch
>Kraków is pretty neat city, lots of things to see
>Malbork has biggest brick castle in the world
Thanks! I love Medieval events and historical locations.

>Pierogi, żurek, barszcz, krupnik, ogórkowa, rosół, grochówka, smalec, schabowy, kiełbasa, zrazy
I'll try all these consonants, thanks!!

>>33918446
Thanks for the advice.
What's the average height there, though? I'm kinda a manlet, 5'8 / 172cm, some women here are taller than me.
Got an attractive face though, apparently.

That's cool. Do you get to shoot any funs you can't shoot Stateside?

Polak, Węgier, dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki

Hi from Hungary

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>>33918510
Hi friend

>>33918508
>That's awesome. 10 round mag limit, or does Poland have better gun laws that I thought?
Full mag, no problem whatsoever. No capacity limit, no length limit. No full auto or silencers. Caliber up to 12 mm.

>What's the average height there, though? I'm kinda a manlet, 5'8 / 172cm, some women here are taller than me.
Got an attractive face though, apparently.
Attractive face and american passport can do the trick I believe, especially on tinder.

>>33918510
Hey there :D

>>33918508
Don't get too hung up on height if it's a concern of yours.

It's largely a 4chan meme anyways, I'm 6'2 and I have tons of friends who pull mad pussy that are 5'8 and below.

I've shot a lot of German and Swiss things I probably wouldn't have seen here, G36C and Army models were a cool standout. I've shot several Beryl rifles as well, which are probably some of the best quality AK platform rifles in existence.

Polands a peaceful, pleasant place and most people don't want to sit down and talk about guns though.

>>33918530
>pic
Kek

>>33918549
Oh I should add like >>33918549
Said

If you're American on Tinder and portray any degree of affluence or charismatic charm you're going to do very well, although don't expect sex right away.

>>33918508
>Do you get to shoot any funs you can't shoot Stateside
not OP but my range could rent me a select-fire PM-63, I don't know if you have those

>>33918549
>Full mag, no problem whatsoever. No capacity limit, no length limit. No full auto or silencers. Caliber up to 12 mm.
Fuck man, in Massachusetts we have 10 round mag limits. That's great.

>Attractive face and american passport can do the trick I believe, especially on tinder.
kek, good to know.

Another question, do you have Steam? What games do you play?

>>33918553
Roger that, thanks.

>G36c and Army models
Fucking awesome. Does the G36c overheat as much as it's memed to?

>>33918570
I'm fuckin' jealous.

fellow polaks
what's your opinion on ROMB and their proposed law?

>>33918508
>What's the average height there, though? I'm kinda a manlet, 5'8 / 172cm,
Are you perhaps mexican? Italians and Spaniards get pussy in Poland pretty easy.

>>33918587
Nah, I'm White with mostly Irish genes.

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>>33918510
:3

>>33918587
i don't think you realize what the average mexican looks like if you think they're similar to spaniards and italians.

protip: the vast majority of them don't look like the actors in telenovelas.

>>33918581
They're bunch of naives, they're trying mirror US laws, but that's impossible. Not with this government, their all proposed laws are going to fail. Law right now is fine imo, could cost less though.

>>33918573
I do, csgo from time to time. I'm a blizzard fanboy

>>33918581
They will fail. People are against liberalization of gun laws - 79% against it according to a poll from 2015).

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>>33918607
Yeah I know but I was assuming him to be some Mexican from european descent.

Pic related is just like your average Spaniard, more or less.

>>33918615
>33918615
>mirror US laws
not sure where you got that from
they want to keep the permits and all that, just shed some of the requirements for them

>>33918622
yeah, and the population of mexico that looks anywhere close to him is at best 10%. most of them are swarthy and have clearly visible indigenous heritage.

>>33918593
You're fine then, if you don't want y'all women just don't go to Netherlands. Their average height will surpass many men from other countries.

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Basically, in Poland you receive firearm permit based on purpose of having one:
>sport
>collection
>hunting
>training
>personal defence
>memorial
You can forget about last 2, but rest is doable, if you meet the conditions and have cash for it, then you can have pretty much anything, including full autos >training purpose, .50s etc

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>>33918573
oh shit nigga, we /413/ here

>>33918364
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/6a18fx/the_mysterious_death_of_a_polish_tourist/

>>33918652
how do you get a training permit?

>>33918695
You gotta be sport shooting instructor first, then you open a company that organizes classes, trains security and shit by that you meet both requirements and voi'la

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>>33918297
What rifles are these?

>>33918761
mosins I guess
what else could they be
also
>ifunny

>>33918761
the ones given out in Moscow breadlines

How's the economy doing? Any high tech companies there?

How many got killed this month due to hooliganism?

http://thenews.pl/1/9/Artykul/306309,Gov%E2%80%99t-spokesman-EU-adopting-Poland%E2%80%99s-stance-over-migration

is that it, i-is it over?

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>>33918549
Fellow pole here there is a length limit for long arms
Barrel: 30 cm (11.8 in)
Overall: 60 cm (23.6 in)

Also I believe it is possible to own a full auto with a "collector permit" but since it is up to a local PD than your chances are slim if you don't work in a security company.

But god damn I saw surplus full fun underfolders for 600 bucks here

>>33918825
there's like 500 murders in a year here in the entire country

>>33918825
>How's the economy doing?
It's OK, could be better.
>Any high tech companies there?
The are quite a few startups and most of the big tech companies has offices in Poland
>How many got killed this month due to hooliganism?
A few people max.

>>33918838
It's not over but EU is SLOWLY changing. Don't expect miracles.

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>>33918845
We often see pictures like this, but i've never heard in the news about 30 hooligans butchered with machetes and hatches. They're all fake.

>>33918845
You're wrong, it defines concept of short weapon. Barrel cannot be longer than 300mm or 600 overall length. You register them without any issues.

>Also I believe it is possible to own a full auto with a "collector permit" but since it is up to a local PD than your chances are slim if you don't work in a security company.
Basically law allows collectors to buy full autos, but nobody's going sell them to You and if you actually find someone, PD won't register it and you'll be obliged to return it in 5 days

>>33918933
>gardening tools and camp axes

My garage looks like this lol, would I be fucked living in Poland?

I literally drive around with a Machete because I camp so often here in Florida.

>>33918973
>would I be fucked living in Poland?
nah
it's just something police seized form hooligans, they didn't even use it
it's not even illegal to own any of these from the picture

>>33918973
No, you are safe.

Police only gets sensitive around groups of young people near a football stadium.

>>33918344
Polexit never.

Polish people unironically love gommunism and EU

>>33919035
>EU
Considering alternatives, the EU doesn't look so bad.

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>>33918297

Przyjeb Sobie ze sztachety debilu. Jaki cel ma taka treda?

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>>33918297
Do you own any guns?

Because you have no excuse not to.

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>>33918446

>Zakopane, Krakow

>Poland

Literally mountain Jews and treacherous Slovakian tribes.

Wielkopolska is ONLY Polska.

>>33918845
>Fellow pole here there is a length limit for long arms
Anoter pole hare and no there is not you fucking idiot.

Show me a single mention of barrel length in the Act on Arms and Munitions.

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>>33919042
Danzig ist Polnisch

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>>33919070
b-but diversity is strength :(

>>33918933
Shit I meant to say that they have to be at least this leangth. Thanks for correction

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Op here

>>33919048
Here it is, pal.

The one in your picture requires no permit nor registration.

>>33919105
wtf happened in sardinia?

>>33919106
They don't have to.

If You have SBR, you register it as a "short weapon". It can be shorter than that.

>>33918297
can you stop stealing things?
t. niemcy

>>33919105
Can anyone enlighten me on the terrorist attacks in Reykjahlíð and Reykjavík or this map is just pure fake news?

>>33919150
pls send more Leo 2's

>>33919138
Separatists.

>>33919150
Stealing German cars is so 90's, now we only steal tractors, because every single tractor uses the same keys for some reason. If you aren't a farmer and see model Polish individual, tracksuit and all, don't be afraid, at worst he'll just want your wallet.

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>>33918297
OP how do you feel about the spaniards stealing your symbol?

>>33919153
No, please teach MESKO O HOW TO MAKE GOOD SAFE AND EFFICIENT AMMUNITION

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>33919173
Eagle is like the most common heraldry ever.

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can someone redpill me on Rzeszow, half of my family is there and i want to stay longer than a few days this time

>>33919145
Ok you are right I'm just a dumbass, a guy working at my local range was talking about minimal length but for hunting (and those are only some EU requirements).

O pozwolenie ubiegać się będę mógł za rok także teraz moja wiedza na te tematy jest trochę szczątkowa.

>>33919194
it's close to Kraków the REAL capital of the country so it's a nice place

>>33919200
21 kończysz?

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>>33919138
The same thing that happened in Ukraine and similar to what happened in Northern Ireland.
People in Europe love to shoot each other to shit. It's why we have such strict gun laws.

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>>33919106
> I meant to say that they have to be at least this leangth
Then you are wrong again. There is not a single mention of barrel/overall length in the Act on Arms and Munitions, therefore it's completly irrelevant according to the law.

The permits do make a distinction between pistols, rifles and shotguns, but it's the caliber that matters, not length.

>>33919126
Nice.

>The one in your picture requires no permit nor registration.
It's mine actually. I'm in the middle of getting permits. Unfortunately I'm not 21 yet so I need to wait a couple of months before I can finish. I shoot rentals on the range every week though.

>>33919211
21 w styczniu

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>>33919194
>Rzeszow
Perfect opportunity to visit Palace in Łańcut or Przemyśl Fortress.

Bieszcady mountains are nearby and it's a great place if you want to see some nature.

>>33918508
I also recommend you visit Kołobrzeg small coastal city with nice museums and best military surplus in Poland you can also take a ride in T-55 there

>>33919228
Klub Ci nie wystawi kwita z uzasadnienia dla policji?

>>33919200
>O pozwolenie ubiegać się będę mógł za rok także teraz moja wiedza na te tematy jest trochę szczątkowa.
Jesli ubiegasz się o sportowe to patent możesz załatwić mając skończone 18. Licencja, badania lekarskie etc. to już tylko robota papierkowa.

Przydałoby się żebys miał parę startów w zawodach zanim złożysz podanie o nabycie broni jesli chcesz więcej niż kilka sztuk. Mają obowiązek ci wydać ale nie mają obowiązku wydać więcej niż na 1 sztukę, więc dobrze jak masz jakis papierek który jest jakims powodem żeby ci wydać więcej.

>>33919204
spent some time in Krakow, was based. Took alot of photos at Wawel Castle with the rodzina and rode in a train for the first time in my life

>>33919254
I remember my parents have a photo of us visiting there when i was like ~3

>>33919105
>terror attack in Lisbon
FAKE as fuck.

>>33919285
Mi bez jęczenia wydali na 22 sztuki, tyle ile wnioskowałem. 15 sportowej do celów kolekcjonerskich i 7 sportowej. Do klubu zapisałem się 1 stycznia a na początku października odebrałem wszystkie kwity.

>>33919278
Szczerze nie pytałem. 21 kończę we wrzesniu, długo czekać nie muszę.

Gdybym sobie wyrobił licencję zawodniczą w tym roku, nie wiem czy dałbym radę zrobić te 8 startów w zawodach do końca roku, nie orientuję się jeszcze jak często jest okazja. Pewnie poczekam z tym do stycznia dla bezpieczeństwa.

>>33919153
we are right now buying old ones we owned before.
for a bargain 700mio

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>>33919105

>>33918297
Is kurwa really that common in everyday speech?

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Sup

>>33919315
Pewnie zależy od szczęscia i humoru wydającego. Tak mi przynajmniej mówił instruktor.

>>33919344
It's pretty much like "fuck" but a bit more versatile.

>>33919317
U mnie w klubie zawody organizowane są co 2 miesiące, 3-4 starty podczas jednych zawodów. To jest małe piwo. Na koniec roku zawsze są zawody które mają dużą ilosć startów ;)

Pamiętaj, pozwolenie sportowe do celów kolekcjonerskich nie wymaga licencji do utrzymania a jedynie otrzymania. Dostajesz je już do końca życia, optymistycznie mówiąc.
Nie możesz nosić, ale to jest jedyny minus tego.

>>33919334
We have to thank Germans and Russians for that. During second Rzeczpospolita (1918-1939) around 65% of the population was Polish.

>>33919344
It's 4chan meme. In reality, our vocabulary is much more varied.

>>33919334
Not to shit on Poland because I really like their homogeneity but why would people immigrate there anyway when Germany is next up to it?
Also the number of Polish immigrants in other Euro countries is huge.

>>33919285
Zawody to nie jest problem, rozmawiałem niedawno z przedstawicielem lokalnego klubu na ten temat.

>Mają obowiązek ci wydać ale nie mają obowiązku wydać więcej niż na 1 sztukę

Słyszałem już o takich przypadkach jednak to chyba były wyłączne przejawy skurwysyństwa komendantów wojewódzkich (bo z tego co wiem to oni podejmują ostateczną decyzję). Ja mieszkając na północy słyszałem o dosyć liberalnym podejściu naszego komendanta.

>>33919380
fuck knows, if it weren't up to funs i have here, i would be gone long time ago

>>33919407
Nie wiem jak zachodnia północ, ale srodkowa i wschodnia są całkiem dobre pod tym względem.

>>33919426
Pomorze dokładniej

>>33919370
>pozwolenie sportowe do celów kolekcjonerskich
Czytałem i pytałem o to ale nikt mi nie był w stanie konkretnie powiedzieć jak to działa.

Jak to dokładnie wygląda? Z tego co wyczytałem to robię wszystko tak jak na sportowe (klub, patent, licencja, badania) zapisuję się gdzies do stowarzyszenia o charakterze kolekcjonerskim i piszę podanie o "pozwolenie sportowe do celów kolekcjonerskich" zamiast zwykłego sportowego?

>>33919334
warka a shit

/tyskie/ liquid piss masterrace

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>>33919499
Get on my level.

I am serious here, brewing is really fun.

>>33919523
my uncle brews

tastes like shit tbqhwyl but pls dont tell him I said that

>>33919432
Nie ma problemów.

>>33919462
Najprosciej ujmując, pozwolenie na broń palną sportową do celów kolekcjonerskich uprawnia Ciebie do kolekcjonowania broni która jest klasyfikowana jako sportowa, czyli do 12 mm dla centralnego zapłonu i 6 mm dla bocznego.

Droga jest taka sama jak ze sportowym, ja wysłałem wszystko razem, wniosek o sportową, sportową do kolekcji i dopuszczenie do posiadania broni.
Zapisz się najlepiej do braterstwa jesli Twój klub nie jest stowarzyszeniem o charakterze kolekcjonerskim też
https://braterstwo.eu/

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>>33919528
Don't be shy and tell him that his product sucks.

>>33919562
>no fish in the bathtub

>>33919533
>Droga jest taka sama jak ze sportowym
Z tym że muszę też być członkiem stowarzyszenia kolekcjonerskiego?

> ja wysłałem wszystko razem, wniosek o sportową, sportową do kolekcji i dopuszczenie do posiadania broni
Jesli wysłałes na sportową i sportową do kolekcji to, jęsli dobrze rozumiem, wciąż musisz mieć starty żeby utrzymać licencję i sztuki które masz na pozwolenie sportowe.

To w takim razie jaki jest sens dawać wniosek na sportową i sportową do kolekcji, zamiast tylko na sportową do kolekcji?

>>33919615
>Z tym że muszę też być członkiem stowarzyszenia kolekcjonerskiego?
Dokładnie tak.

>Jesli wysłałes na sportową i sportową do kolekcji to, jęsli dobrze rozumiem, wciąż musisz mieć starty żeby utrzymać licencję i sztuki które masz na pozwolenie sportowe.
Zgadza się, choć łatwo jest przepisać z jednego pozwolenia na drugie broń.

>To w takim razie jaki jest sens dawać wniosek na sportową i sportową do kolekcji, zamiast tylko na sportową do kolekcji?
Żeby móc nosić przy dupie :D kolekcjonerska jest wykluczona z tego. No i masz więcej sztuk.

>>33919357
Stany?

>>33919643
>Żeby móc nosić przy dupie :D kolekcjonerska jest wykluczona z tego.
To nie lepiej na samo sportowe? W sumie nic nie zyskujesz z tego sportowego do kolekcji jesli wciąż potrzebujesz startów, oprócz jak powiedziałes większej ilosci sztuk. No chyba że po prostu lubisz być członkiem stowarzyszenia kolekcjonerskiego albo masz ochotę posiadać jakies wielkie ilosci broni.

Chyba z samym sportowym/ sportowym do kolekcji wciąż da się uzyskać pozwolenie na całkiem sporą liczbę? Mnie raczej nigdy nie będzie interesować posiadanie więcej niż max łącznie 10 sztuk broni (już o kasie nie wspominam).

Czy samo sportowe do kolekcji wystarczy na tyle sztuk (załóżmy że 3 boczny, 2 strzelby i 5 centralny) czy będzie policja kręcić nosem?

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>>33919742
Ta. Od 7 lat w USA.

>>33919792
Sportowa kolekcja nie ma podziału, dostajesz załóżmy 20 i kupujesz co Ci się podoba. Nie potrzebujesz też startów w zawodach, licencję jedynie potrzebujesz do złożenia wniosku.

Przy sportowej jest loteria, bo możesz wnioskować na 10 a obetną Ci do 5.

>>33919380
>Not to shit on Poland because I really like their homogeneity but why would people immigrate there anyway when Germany is next up to it?

Ukrainians do it pretty often, IIRC.
When you're poor as shit and can't afford to get to Germany, you just stay in Poland as the second best choice.

>>33919802
K-1 czy loteria?

>>33919842
Przez wojsko.

>>33919856
mavni?

>>33919875
Tak, zanim program spierdolili.

Chciałem, za młody byłem.

>>33919891
Znasz Stachowskiego?

>>33919911
Chyba z grupy FB kojarze ale nie gadalem.

>>33919891
>.276 Pedersen.
>>33919875
>>33919856
>>33919842

blahzichi squattizki slavski

>>33919918
Wciąż masz kontrakt? odbiłes jakies tour of duty?

>>33919945
Nie mam, i jeszcze nie odbylem.

>>33919957
planujesz sfas czy juz koniec kariery?

>>33919973
Slaby MOS wiec slabo mnie wojsko dalej interesuje. Jako non-citizen nie moglem wybrac MOS z clerance wiec zostalem mechanikiem, teraz strasznie komplikuja sprawy clerance juz dla obywateli ale po MAVNI wiec narazie to olewam.

Jestem pracownikiem cywilnym w policji stanowej i chce isc do akademii za rok lub dwa. Z tym wiaze swoja przyszlosc.

>>33918446
>Polish women like

Money.

Like women all over the world.

If they don't go to Mass on Sunday you have the defective one. If you don;;t marry as a Roman Catholic the grandmother will not consider you married at all and encourage marital breakdown.

Polish women usually have a mother in the wings who may seek to move in.

Polish cured meats are ok. The meatbally stuff is bland and the catfish for Christmas is disguising.

Polish people don't want you to learn polish as it makes them feel special. You will quickly discover that the spelling and grammar was deliberately made obscure in the late 19th century in a pointless competition to be more awkward than high german. A very limited number of words are however used by polish women in for example telephone conversations, usually limited to listen, good and yes. Polish women contrary to some assumptions will just like any other woman evolve into a nagging ptia. The sole advantage being when they wander around in gstrings it looks good. Don't tell them you've killed people. It causes undue moral consternation.

Polish men are good at lifting objects, picking up vegetables and delivering things. Polish women don't like them but that is OK with polish men as they know what polish women are actually like and have resorted to alcohol after a lifetimes nagging.

Ask me anything else.

Quite a lot of gunz down the countryside in Poland. But not for foreigners.

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>>33919380
>why would people immigrate there anyway when Germany is next up to it?
They usually don't. Ever wondered why almost all euro countries have problems with immgirants lately but you never hear about them in Poland?

The thing is is, welfare in Poland is not nearly enough to live comfortably, hell it's hardly enough to live at all. The only people who immigrate here actually contribute to the society.

Being relatively poor has some benefits.

>>33920013
>If they don't go to Mass on Sunday you have the defective one. If you don;;t marry as a Roman Catholic the grandmother will not consider you married at all and encourage marital breakdown.
I say this as a pole. The Catholic church is so engraved into the collective conscious of everyone it's to the point it's ridiculous. Even those "not especially" religious will follow the Catholic customs and could even say that "how could you not get married in a church", or "how can you not baptize the children". It's pretty silly when you look at it from a outside perspective.
>Polish women usually have a mother in the wings who may seek to move in.
It goes with the polish model of raising children. Everybody is up in everybody's shit and parents do everything for their children.

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>>33920013
>You will quickly discover that the spelling and grammar was deliberately made obscure in the late 19th century in a pointless competition to be more awkward than high german.

>english speaker calling other languages awkward
I can't stop laughing.

>>33920072
I'm a native polish speaker. Polish is one of the most difficult languages in the world. Due to its grammar Polish is considered to be more difficult than Chinese and Japanese where the only barrier is their alphabets as their grammar is stupid easy.

English is easy to learn. Polish is unnecessarily difficult and archaic.

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>>33919499
Tyskie is only good when it's actually from Tychy. What Białystok and Poznań are making is actual piss.

Łomża Export mustard race.

>>33920049
That and the fact that Polish people are quietly more Xenophobic than the French. Imagine a embittered poor Frenchman who is also Roman Catholic and there you have it. Polish like French forma linguistic goldfish bowl so a Pole who speaks only Polish is aware only of what Polish language media and the kremlin tell him. His natural and justified suspicion of Russians may lead him to discount anything to obviously pro Russian. His life is content, lifting and delivering things and picking up the odd vegetable as long as he can avoid the ever present risk of being nagged by a Polish female to lift more, deliver more or pick up more vegetables. Trained from birth into a taciturn silence having learned that any response will only provoke more screeching nagging, he may drink heavily to numb his condition.

Skurwiałe polactfo... TFU!

>>33920084
Polish is difficult because it has tons of rules and different forms of the same word, but it is in no way awkard, it's a very logical language. German is even more logical.

English on the other hand, while easy, is also full of dumb shit. The english pronunciation makes literally no sense whatoever, there are almost no rules, it's just a big clusterfuck of pronunciations borrowed from other languages that have no cohesion whatsoever.

>>33920066
>>If they don't go to Mass on Sunday you have the defective one. If you don;;t marry as a Roman Catholic the grandmother will not consider you married at all and encourage marital breakdown.I say this as a pole. The Catholic church is so engraved into the collective conscious of everyone it's to the point it's ridiculous. Even those "not especially" religious will follow the Catholic customs and could even say that "how could you not get married in a church", or "how can you not baptize the children". It's pretty silly when you look at it from a outside perspective.


Best thing about Poland is its Roman Catholic faith. It is without irony the spirit of the nation and a great nation despite the nagging and picking up of vegetables. Only Roman Catholicism can provide the sheer stubborn streak required to deal with Russians.

>>33920066
> The Catholic church is so engraved into the collective conscious of everyone it's to the point it's ridiculous.
No, it's only engraved in older generations.

Seriously, look around. This shit is dying off. As you said this mostly applies to grandmothers and such.

>>33920141
>> The Catholic church is so engraved into the collective conscious of everyone it's to the point it's ridiculous.No, it's only engraved in older generations.Seriously, look around. This shit is dying off. As you said this mostly applies to grandmothers and such.


Well then Poland is dying. Sorry to hear that.

Go to mass.

>>33920094
>His life is content, lifting and delivering things and picking up the odd vegetable as long as he can avoid the ever present risk of being nagged by a Polish female to lift more, deliver more or pick up more vegetables. Trained from birth into a taciturn silence having learned that any response will only provoke more screeching nagging, he may drink heavily to numb his condition.

truth overload.

>>33920112
Yea nope.
Catholic church is the reason Poland is such a shithole form which one has to escape. It fuels the parochialism, vulgarity and the general douchbaggery. Because "as long as I go to mass I don't have to actually be a good person.:
>>33920153
>Go to mass.
Go fuck yourself.

>>33920111
>The english pronunciation makes literally no sense whatoever, there are almost no rules
And yet I can pronounce every word with no issue.

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>>33920153
>Go to mass.
I'll pass, after reading the Book of Job I concluded your imaginary friend is a huge asshole.

>>33920176
>And yet I can pronounce every word with no issue.
You quite literally can't. Only the specific words that you know the pronunciation of.

Not even native english speakers can be 100% certain how to pronounce a word they never heard before, precisely because there are no real rules.

Ever wondered why "lieutenant" is actually pronounced "left-tenant"? Because it's borrowed from old French and no one bothered to actually change the spelling to match the pronunciation, same with literally everything else in English.

It's also a reason why there are so many different varieties of English.

Compare this to polish where the pronunciation always works in the same way, you just read all the letters one after another, every time. Even if we borrow the pronunciation from another language, we change the spelling so it makes sense.

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>>33920141
A nation without faith will become Americanized and then lose the will to continue living. Cut off from the source of existence, you will wither and forget why you lived at all. Enjoy that.

>>33920301
I'll take that over what's the church is doing in Poland.

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>>33920301
>implying americans are not overly religious
k

>>33920336
it's doing nothing out of ordinary, it's behaving like it should, more or less.