It's over gunfags. The age of the sword is now.

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>>33911794
*scuffs*
amateur

>>33911802

Is that his mom in the background?

>>33911815
Yup. Or grandmother perhaps.

I hate summer. I fucking hate it with a passion.

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Hah,nice try. The gun is more powerful and fas-

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>>33911794
*teleports behind you*

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>>33911806
?

>>33911830
>with a passion
you are summer

>>33911852
Holy shit I hate that with a passion

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>>33911794
N-nani?!

>>33911794

MOM TAKE THE PICTURE

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>>33911794
Hold on son

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>>33911794
Sword a shit.

We Scissors now.

>>33912327
Every time I read cyrillic russian I can't help but imagine it coming from some passively angry slav through a grainy microphone.

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I step out into the street. In front of me stands the gunman, smugly assured of the superiority of his weapon. "Put the gun down now, and I let you live" I say, my voice calm and measured. My fingers rest lightly on the hilt of my katana. The gunman just laughs. I see the muscles in his right hand, that hand that holds the gun, beginning to tense as he prepares to squeeze the trigger. Quicker than the human eye can see I draw my katana, and using the ancient arts I have spent my life studying I use my katana to tear a hole in the very fabric of space-time, of reality itself. I am perhaps one of ten men in the world who know this skill, and one of three who dare to use it. I am the first, and probably last, Westerner to learn these secret arts, whose true Japanese name I will not profane by uttering here.

There is a blinding flash from the muzzle of the gun, but I do not hear the gunshot. Before the sound waves (or bullet) can reach me I step through the makeshift portal I have opened into the extradimensional space. "Space" is not a great word, because in this "place" it is as meaningless as "time," but English lacks the necessary vocabulary to describe something so utterly other, so completely different. The hole closes. I sense that I am not alone. There are beings here, in this "place," which are utterly alien and indescribable. The secret symbols on my katana blaze.

I cannot tell if the battle lasts for an eon or an instant. Such distinctions are meaningless here. I do not know how many there are. There could be a thousand, or there could be only one great entity. I do not know if I kill them (it) or if I merely buy myself a brief respite. Whatever the truth (if a word like truth has any meaning here) I am able to slash another wound into the very fabric of reality. I pass through, and end up in the "real" world, in three dimensional space, directly behind the gunman. A single slice with my katana passes through his skull as easily as it passes through air.

>>33911815
Taking the picture showing up in the mirror in the background......Yeah probably

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>>33911852
>Expect him to do some "cool" move
>Just runs away

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Checkmate.

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>>33912709

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>>33911794

>a thing was invented
>a thousand years later a different thing was invented
>after a hundred years of the second thing being used by every military, and being owned by hundreds of millions of civilians, it is the suddenly age of the first thing

Is this baitshitting, or shitbaiting? Because I can't decide which side of the shitposting/bait scale this lies on

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>>33912709

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>>33913139
and then a third thing was invented

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>>33912709
>*teleports behind you* the story

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>>33911794

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>>33911852
Really weird seeing somebody post a webm of me, but yes I could kill every gunfag on this board. If I'm involved, the 21 foot rule becomes at least 50.

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>>33912709
Put me in the Reddit screenshots

>>33911794
>age of the sword

annon... Hillary lost

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>>33914480
put me in the screencap

>>33912709
On this day, on this board, autism and art have become one

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>>33912709
Good shit m'dude

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>>33911794

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>>33911852
Literally the best episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWa5R8qkIA&t=1s

>>33914480
21 feet is enough time for me to pull the pins

>>33912709
Baz wants to be in the screenshot, put him in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfQHX72_UI

>I'll put down my weapon

>>33915217
>animethemovie.mp4

I can't even fucking breathe. call an ambulence desu

>>33915319
my god, why arent more people shitposting the fuck outta threads with this level weapons grade autism

>>33915415
>HAHA, I GOT ANOTHER FUCKIN' SWORD YOU FUCKIN' BITCH

>>33915217
how many levels of irony are we on here?

>captcha: lulworth area

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>>33915434
Forgot the image, damn

>>33915389
>>33915451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7aJHYePJ4&index=1&list=PLqAuxZYoYr5-t2Ma3nTMx5-4auEM3_4vy
It's time.

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>>33911794
Your Japanese potmetal is no match for a warrior with Russian arms clad in Persian steel.

>>33915469
y'know what, he knows exactly what he's doing and he's having stupid fun with it. i ain't even mad.

>>33915217
No hamon on blade

>>33915665
That one actually does have a real hamon from the clay heat treatment. The other weeb blades I own are cheaper and do not.

>>33915701
timestamp it, faggot

>>33915701
Probably fake, done through steel laying

>>33915760
Layering

>>33912709
I CAME HERE TO HATE, NOT TO SMILE

>>33911834
How do I even read this?

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>>33912709

thank you

>>33913346
>Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

By the way, you should really check out the BudK catalog. Always good for a laugh.

>>33915084
that's very serendipitous if it's not an edit.

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>>33912709
*Tips Trillby*

>>33915760
I've heard of some cheap ones that do have a real hamon, it's not like it's hard to slap some clay on.

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>>33912709

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>>33918251
Damn reflect

>>33918251
Does the faggot with the sword have a lip piercing? And they let him leave it in when shooting a western?

>>33918317
a "western"

>>33918251
>snow falling faster than the bullet travels.

Classic.

>>33918532
>he doesn't have hypersonic snow
lmao fag

>>33918251
So where can I buy these spring-loaded forearm holster things?

>>33911941
>he fell for the open top brass frame meme
have fun with that massive cylinder gap after about 3 shots
also lol only .36 caliber

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>>33918552
Only for that throat of yours baby, now say 'thank you senpai'. Gets me as hard as a thousand folds of glorious Nippon pig-iron.

>>33918571
watch taxi drver