Best gun to kill yourself with

Mossberg 88, use 12g slugs, aim it towards your brainstem. Godspeed, anon.

>>33904917
buy an exit bag, costs no more than $100 to assemble. don't you dare fuck us over with your suicide statistic

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>>33905012
That's messy for his parents or roommates to clean up. Please be considerate. If your family wants an open casket funeral, aim at the heart with buckshot.

Exit bag, dumbass. Don't spend the next 30 years as a vegetable

>>33905133
thanks anon made me laugh
>>33905159
pure helium is hard to get, but they hand out guns like candy here

>>33905192

Steal a tank from a party supply store. Consequences don't matter since you're killing yourself, remember?

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>>33905133
This. Pic related.

A-always happy to help.

>>33905192
Go to a party store and charge a helium tank to a credit card or write bad check, it's not like you have to actually worry about paying for it.

>>33905159
>exit bag
What's with this shit overly complicated suicide meme?
Go down to your hardware store, buy some rope, and tie a goddamn noose like people have done FOREVER. So simple even 12 year old girls do this shit all the time.
I doubt many people are going to become a vegetable after a shotgun to the head. More like soup.

Will you give one of us your Steam account first?

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>>33905232
Lots of helium is cut with oxygen these days specifically because people use it to kill themselves. It's hard to find actual pure helium

>>33904917
Don't kill yourself with a gun. Go spend your last couple hundred dollars on a skydive, and bring a knife to cut your safety belt. Then your final moments will be bliss, and you'll die instantaneously upon hitting the ground at 125-200 mph. 125 if limbs are extended, 200 if balled up. Can reasonably hit 150-170 mph falling if you keep your body stiff like a board while falling.

>>33904917
i dont think anyone can really be an expert on killing themselves

Just wave a butter knife at a cop.

>>33904917
Are you an alt right clown or gamergater? If no, don't do it, please call a helpline. If you are, do it

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>>33904917
Nigga if your gonna kys at least do it a cool way go into a high school or mall try to take down as many people as you can (preferably white people) and have a awesome firefight with the police before you go, use a nugget than would be dope, 5 shots of that thing in a crowded middle school hall and you have at least a plus 10 kill count

Naw just kidding do not kys retard whatever it is your experiencing just think of other people living in war zones or Africa that have it a lot worse than you will ever have it, restart life change yo self overcome your feelings, do not listen to the thoughts in your head its literally the devil tempting you to do it so you can then burn in hell forever, there is no second chance when you die you die think about it.

>>33906663
I'll be sure to screenshot your post so that I may present it to the FBI and the media if someone does in fact go on a killing spree in the next 30 days.

>inb4 muh 7 proxies

For your sake you better be

OP just put a hose around your car exhaust and breath that shit in through a motorcycle helmet

>>33905192
Order some nitrogen online, liquid or gas will work. Spend the shipping time doing everything you ever wanted to. Guns are a nasty way to go, it's easy to unconsciously point them somewhere less critical and end up wounded, or at least in agony for an hour as you go.

>>33906633
kys kike

>>33905192
Go back to plebbitt. The raids are getting old.

>>33904917
Flamethrower from tractor supply

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>>33904917
Just do a bunch of drugs instead of killing yourself.. what do you got to lose?

But dont be stupid and spend your last couple hundred on heroin and then end up in withdrawals. Try smoking weed.. everytime ive felt like I have some crazy impulsive emotions, marijuana seems to put things into perspective.

No matter how bad your life is now it could get better in the future. Weed and psychedelics will help your brain think in new patterns that could help you.

Why do you want to kill yourself so badly anyways.. i really hope that its not some trivial reason like youve never been laid. If it is an actual reason like being homeless or in another shit situation, just know that you always have some control of your own situation and there are options you have to improve your future.

No matter how meaningless your life feels right now there is always a way you could contribute to helping other people and that is way better than just killing yourself and hurting people that care about you.

>>33906663
that picture has everything, a subtle photobomb , a disapproving old guy and a cute loli in a pub.

>>33906716
freedom of speech and that guy said he was kidding anyway

>>33907924
This, but shrooms. Eat half an eighth and by the next morning you'll have a new outlook on life.

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>>33907950
ehh id reccomend half and eighth for a first time maybe but anything less than 3.5 grams is lackluster and 5 grams is more my tune.

DMT, however is guaranteed to give you a "breakthrough" experience and it is an endogenous chemical that produces no hangover or comedown effects.

LSD is my favorite for learning and afterglow. The feeling the next day after a powerful acid trip is as good as opiates. But be warned that LSD has a history of pushing people off the edge so to speak because the experience is intense, stimulating, and lasts over 12 hours sometimes.

I honestly would recommend if it's available because the experience will show a person a new perspective and demonstrate the infinite possibility each moment and I think that in low doses that the DMT flash is very predictable and safe, not to mention very short, and without phsyical consequence. DMT can also be extracted from common grasses as well.

It's hard to beat good old mary jane though and I would always point people in that direction if they are new to experimenting with their consciousness, because the consequences are incredibly mild.

Opiates are good for providing short term relief but they cannot be done more than once a week without risking addiction and if someone is already depressed it's likely they could form a habit.

>>33904917
Just go punch a cop and he will kill you for free.

>>33904917
fuck off op

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>>33905133
>buy an exit bag, costs no more than $100 to assemble. don't you dare fuck us over with your suicide statistic


agree

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>>33904917
pic very related

If you're here, you owe us a death that won't be used as an excuse for chicken shit politicians to take the natural rights of the rest of us away.

If you must go, use an exit bag as illustrated in >>33905223

GO FIGHT ISIS! For real, you can't lose.

>>33910801
reasonable answer, but >>33905223 is cheaper, less risky, less painful, and less messy for whoever finds your body as well as not being an excuse for anti-fun politicians to come after the rest of our shit.

>>33910708
I love and hate this meme its to accurate someone please edit this.

>>33904917
don't use a gun, it fucks us all over because you become a statistic leftists use against us, I'm depressed and have felt suicidle, but would never shoot myself. Use an exit bag like everyone else says, you could also go with the classic hanging, running car in the garage, I've always been a fan of alcohol, blood thinners, a warm bath then slitting your arm from inside the elbow to the wrist.

Make sure you tell people you love them one last time before you go OP

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>>33905012
>>33905133
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>>33906728
>>33911192

>>33904917
Honesly anon, exit bag is better than guns for your purpose. Even in the head, a gun leaves close to a 1-10 chance you end up ugly as fuck and not dead. Anyone have that vid of cartel guy who ate his FAL, and drinks soda through his new face-hole?

Bro, just buy a thick wooden dowel. Hollow the end out, then glue a pin in the bottom. Then you just load 12g buckshot in and slam your head on it.

walk into a police station, completely nude, but have "ISIS" written on your chest. Scream as loudly as possible when doing so. This will work and you will be remembered as a true hero

at least take out some niggers or kikes before you go

>>33906310

Then don't use helium? There are other gasses you fuck, and we all know you aren't going to kill yourself anyway. You are just depressed and looking for a little attention on an anonymous bulgarian harp enthusiast site.

>>33905133
This. Also, please don't an hero.

>>33904917
Just hang yourself from a tree. If you do it right it will break your neck painlessly. If you do it wrong it chokes you, and that still isn't very painful.

>>33904917
Go to Chernobyl
1 of 3 things will happen
1: you get shot by police
2: you die of radiation
3: you live, have a чики-бpики ol' time, and no longer want to kill yourself

>>33910762
How hard would it be to join up with some USA approved rebel group and fight ISIS?

Go skydiving faggot

Why not just take whatever money you have and go to Vegas or something and drink yourself to death?

>>33904917
Stop trying to kill yourself and try to thrill yourself instead