I'm a professional secuirty officer. Ask me anything.

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>>33904769
How cool are you? What kind of gear do you usually have on for work?

>>33904798
I'm as cool as you can get kid. I am equipped with a high voltage taser and have a key to the armory where we keep pepper spray and zip ties.

>>33904769
>secuirty
opinion discarded

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>>33904769
is this u

>>33904769
when do you think will they start paying you a living wage?

>>33904836
If I was in it for the money I wouldn't be doing it. I do it for the call of duty and the responsiblity of keeping citazens safe. But I do have a side business on the darker side of the firearms world that pays the bills. You probably couldn't handle my life.

Also security here. In my state we're not even allowed to carry batons and pepper spray without permits so my job is 0% /k/. I'm probably going to move to another state and get a weapons permit there when I turn 21. I hear armed security pays more.

>>33904866
Ok, folks, wrap it up. Nothing to see here. Move along.

>>33904870
a rookie eh? you gotta climb the ladder before you can get into the more dangerous line of work that I do kid.

>>33904878
run away little boy. wouldn't want to scare you ha ha

>>33904878
The tryhard pic should have tipped me off, but I guess he's just genuinely autistic.

>>33904885
I hear you. You need years of experience to hone your skills. That Orange Julius in the food court isn't gonna protect itself.

>>33904905
It's the combination of the two. There's no way this isn't shitty bait.

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>>33904769
>melon labia
>hurr cum'n'takem
>2 ARs with Shillary-Enforced cuck-capacity mags
>Punisher logo
total oversperg. wtf does Punisher (a vigilante who fights criminals and was former LEO/agent/.mil) have to do with keeping gubmint away from muh guns?

>>33904933
I've been through hell kid. Used to be a bodyguard for some rich shits who lived in paper mashay sky scrapers who didn't even know what the side walk surrounding their building looked like. Treated me like the same poor fucks who supplied them with hot towels and cleaned their skivvies. except I had to do to a different kind of dirty work, like make the people who gave them dirty looks disappears. So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product and you get what you pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister. but don't you dare try to compare yourself to me. I've lived.

>>33905001
Did you get any of that rich kid pussy? You know, the chick that wants to spite daddy, that sort of thing?

>>33905071
no. I take my job very seriously and would never offer myself a moment of vulnerability

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>>33905078
lol fag

>>33905091
so what? Do you think a pile of shit feels popular because it's surrounded by flies?

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>>33905116
that's all fine and dandy, bud.
how about you post your guns?

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>>33905152
I keep my trusty 1911 on me when I'm not working

>>33905206
>work in security
>only brandish firearms when not working

Blue state cuck confirmed.

>>33905206

>>33905247
not allowed to carry at work.

>>33905254
What a fucking cuck. Security Officers in my town at least carry a .38 revolver. Even then they just sleep in their security post or just do half assed patrolling.

>>33905275
my time of breaking the rules is over.
I just want the cash to spend at the bar on Monday nights, which I've been doing for three hours, or five years depending on the way you looked at things.

>>33905300
Ever think of doing something productive for your future instead of wasting your time getting fat and doing fuckall on top of barely earning slightly above minimum wage with shift work?

>>33905315
it's only Monday night and I've already been thrown out of a party, been to a strip club and got into a bar fight. This latest mid-life crisis is certainly ticking all the boxes.

>>33905315
>implying OP isn't just shitposting
>implying OP isn't just an edgy fag pretending to be hot shit

>>33905331
fuck off or buy something from me to pay for my next drink

How often do people call you Paul Blart?

>>33905345
I'll buy your M1911, feg. $3.50, non-negotiable

>>33905409
my nickname is actually Tommy 2 Shoes I got it in junior high because I wore 2 shoes

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>>33905417
I sell sheths

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how does this make you feel?

Its a tommy thread everyone

>>33905001
is this pasta?

>>33908667
>>33905071
>>33905001
This is the opening to max Payne 3 you fucking retards

What was it like failing police training AND basic?

>>33905300
You're not doing a good job role playing. Max payne's character wouldn't go around Internet forums trying to prove how tough he is to strangers on the internet.

It's not even funny because no one other than me realizes the joke you're making.

>>33908667
It sure is now

>>33904769
Whats your favorite Podcast?, How is your sleep schedule?

>>33904769
Bump, let's see how much this faggit can twist his words.

Is Night at the Museum an accurate depiction of security life?

>>33909391
My mums a prison guard. I feel like watching NATM, but my internees is expensive and I can't be fucked driving in to town.

>>33908723
I dont no who max payne is Im just a tough proffesional secuirty proffesional trying to make it thru life

>>33909716
What combat training do you have are you >S$P&E%C@I#A?L F&O£R@C$E%S???

>>33909758
I am self trained

>>33904905
>>33904923
It's obviously just a fucking joke you autists. Holy shit.

>>33909796
I am not a joke kid I am the real deal

>>33909778
Say why do they call you tommy 2 shoes? And how many days from retirement was the real tommy before the backstabbing bastard Rodreguez poisoned his morning joe?

>>33909802
The real deal has 6 hours of free time to post on a Hungarian brick laying forum?

>>33909833
I got the name in junior high because I wore 2 shoes

>>33909851
no I am posting on www.4Chan.com/k lumploaf

>>33904769
How fat are you, lardy?

>>33909868
That's even worse, at least on a Hungarian brick laying forum, you would have picked up some basic Hungarian and learned a few tips for when you're making that pizza oven. Here is just nothing.

>>33909876
I am fit I go on /fit lift lots of weights getting swoled why you are on the couch not training to be a proffesional

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>>33909876
>>33909940
Perma bulk.

>>33909868
>4chan.com
newfag

>>33910275
it is not a brick laying website it is website for /k forum

>>33910450
fucking christ you're retarded

You hiring?

>>33910673
to be honest I dont think any1 else here could make the cut

OP is a basement-dwelling faggot

>>33910975
say that to my face gobnuckle

Tom, can you stop posting on fucking /k/ when you're at work? You ride a segway around a mall, you're not a mercenary.

>>33910748
Grow up. We're all replaceable kid.

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>>33904769
ACTUALL security here. Ama.

In tge bathroom btw

>>33904833
That must be in the Czech republic

>>33911307
do not steel my thread I am the real secuirty you are just a little boy pretending to be cool I am the real deal

>>33911403
Tommy, please stop. I thought we banned you

Go away Fatty Moyer. Fuck you and your moron lobby.

>>33911637
says the Scaredy pants that won't say it to my face knows I will take him

>>33911650
You still working at Securitas or did they fire you again? How those toothpicks stabbing your gums feel?

Also, yes, I was the FBI informant that infiltrated your group. Yes, you are on a list of domestic terrorists to watch. Why do you think the only people with sense left? We have more heart than you think. They were getting caught up in something they were innocent to.

>>33911690
go away ples

>>33911820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ss0lB1O42s

Real life Dale Gribble.

can we get back on topic now?

>>33904769
ARE YOU THE REAL HUNTER 3-1 ACTUAL

>>33911307
How did your parents cope after you dropped out of high school?

>>33911307
why not join the police

>>33912708
I actually have an assoc. In criminology. Dont laugh pls.


>>33912896
I'm actually past phase I of my local departments hiring phases. But $15 unarmrd and $22.75 armed before real work isnt too bad

>>33912960
Oh good luck with shit man, it's a painfully long process over where I live, for some of the people who just about passed it takes up to 2 years!

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>>33905078
>he does it for free

>>33912960
holy shit I wanna carry a gun for 22.75

>>33913052
Yea, where i live about 360 officers retired April 27th, so theyre trying to pump guys through like crazy. If you ever want to come check out Portland OR, the brass doesnt support them on most situations, but its a fun town to be PD.


>>33913090
Thats what i said. And because of the lack of PD, we're picking up the slack on our properties for drug enforcement and burgleries. So i get to make arrests all night long. Yippy (not). I cant tell you how many times i've had a knife pulled on me and i ended tasing someone or batonning their arm off.

>>33913052
>>33915467
Let me clarify...if you pull your gun out, you best seen him shoot 3 or 4 times before shooting him. Or rounds pop off and now this guy you just rounded the corner to is holding a gun to your face.

As it should be. But brass has taken it a step further. If they have even a non-beleivable racism (insert any other political issue here), your ass is getting written up and you put on trial. Most of the time you get a pass from your peers. But sometimes people just hate the officers.

>>33915467
how do I get such an amazing job?

>>33915516
Can you pass a drug test and are willing to work unarmed, uniformed loss prevention occasionally, then step right up.

It depends on the job. When i got hired, they put an ad on craigslist because ther were so desperate. But now its more of "hey, you put in your resume a few months ago. You still want a job?" Kind of deal. You could apply if you're on the west coast, but no guarantees.

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>>33904769
Mall-ninja detected

>>33912960
Holy fuck that much for unarmed ? I was working war zone apartment complexes armed for 12.00 an hour. Then finally got my first VIP job watching over a dude who's fingers were removed from some cartels an I only made 20.00 an hour. Fucking hell.