I just had some goat meat and it was some good eatin. It got

>>33902484
Just tie one up and slit the throat. Jesus christ. They're goats, not tigers.

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>>33902484
>GOAT
Someone say my name?

>>33902484
You don't want to eat Afghan goats, they've all got hepatitis and shit

>>33902484
Best way to shoot a goat is when a sand nigger is still balls deep

>>33902484
Used to just buy them from old farmers, paid generously and picked the one we bought to reduce the odds of eating the town fleshlight. Always bought from the same guy.

It was good eating, the goat, flatbread, potatoes and rice were some of my favorite meals.

>>33902484
I only hunt lamb.

>>33904837
>picked the one we bought to reduce the odds of eating the town fleshlight
You don't seriously think that he'd sell you his favourite fucktoy do you? Then he'd be fucking the second prettiest.

>>33903507
Seriously.
>Grab goat by horn because you know the fucker is going to try to hit you.
>twist head and slit.

>>33902484
>just go out and blast these things for dinner?

How pissed would you be if someone shot your girlfriend?
We already had enough problems with the locals being annoying cunts without having them shoot at us in addition to the other annoying cunts with guns already shooting at us

There's a Jamaican place by mine that does the best curried goat ive ever had

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>>33902484
When you get back the US my family raises goats in Northern VA. They do taste awesome. I give it about 15 years before it is a main stream meat product in the US.

>so cute, so tasty

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>>33902484
>Afghanistan
I lived in India for several years. Ate it often it, I enjoyed it a lot.

dont u guys feel bad about shooting the animals?

>>33906804
No, Muslim's don't feel a thing if you hit em in the head

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>>33906391
>twist head
Yeah, that'll work well.

Goat is my favorite meat. Some nice and warm goat stew on a cold winter night really hits the spot.

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>>33910003
someone's never had raccoon

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>>33910073
I retched

>>33910073
do you leave the fur on for flavor?

>>33910073
Its extremely fatty and a bit stringy. Not that good.

>>33910073
>Unironically eats shit meat

Lmao just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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>>33910720
yall aint lived until u had some coon-Q. the tapeworms are great for losing weight as well

>>33910073
>diet sunkist
>welfare bananas
>eating something that eats garbage
poverty.jpg right there

>>33903585
no, /k/ is no place for Chads

also the Niggermelon and Poverty Peppers

>>33906589
>I give it about 15 years before it is a main stream meat product in the US.
Trump isn't letting in THAT many """refugees""".

>>33912649
>>welfare bananas
what?

>>33915031
"dole" is British slang for unemployment bebefits

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>>33915091
haha, that is a terrible joke.
i was wondering if he was trying to imply he got them from a food bank because they are actually ripe enough to be edible or something like some kind of green banana eating pleb.

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>>33915144
>green banana eatin pleb
WTF, green banana masterrace, get the fuck out of here

>>33910073
b8 but i kek'd
this shit is pretty much a guarantee for getting a parasite. hell, even handling them without gloves is a risk

>>33903585
Fuck off brad

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I had pic related, a wild mongolian goat slowly spitroasted over fire back during a school exchange to Dalian in northern China. The meat was freaking awesome.

>>33910073
JFC what are they doing to that thing? At least trim it and roast, or maybe try a confit/stew if it's particularly stringy.

>>33903609

tihs from mohamhead fcking them