Apo/k/alypse

>>33902151
guns and timestamp right now dumb fag or you dont belong here

>>33902185
Too comfy for that. How about not being a whiny bitch? We've been having these threads for years,faggot.

>>33902204
and no one has enjoyed them ever faggot noguns get out of here

>>33902272
Yeah that's why we kept making them because we all hated them.

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>>33902306

>>33902410
>chuck daly
>poorfag detected

Imagine making an epic trek halfway across the continent for the sole purpose of trading porn.

"Are you here for land? For resources?"

"Nah, just want some fresh spank material."

>>33902460
lol im at my girl's its the only one i keep here for a reason wheres your funs? ;)

lol no one here has a gun really?

>>33902151
Sometimes I wonder how quickly we'll resort to making plays out of our favourite movies and TV shows, with a small live band. I'd pay a couple of potatoes for an episode of Seinfeld written from memory by an autist.

>>33902151
Just find someone willing to share watch, roasted meat, and their throat.

Seriously, protection and food make survivors, male or female, a lot more eager to show you how friendly their tonsils can be.

That and some are just simply lonely enough to find the idea of making an o-ring seal around the base of a dick with their lips a good time.

Also, just put down a deer in a rad-light zone, so its venison night... and camp can fit another warm body.

>>33902659

>You get to be part of the laugh track

I have no reaction image for the complexity of this emotion

>>33902151
If SHTF how cool would it be to load a cargo ship with solar panels, windmills, a nigger-rigged radio antennae and as many old radio novelas as you can find.
just patrol the coast providing survivors entertainment in exchange for resources before moving on.

>>33902151
thats sad dude.
go fuck a girl

>>33902482

they laughed at my 2d paper collection. Now i laugh at my pile of gold i amassed once the power went out

>>33902151
Thank God for fucking retrofitted exercise bikes. I've been living off my webm collection for years but honestly it's getting a little stale. I'd trade some copies for written erotica at this point.

>>33904720
how much power can you actually get from a retrofitted exercise bike?

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>>33904720
May I recommend the literotica archives? They've been backed up just for the event that their servers went down. Last update was 2017, but it is still spankable.

>>33902151
Here, man. Collected works from all over.
Funny, I was just thinking that someone may want it.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/86qhczr6vfsboe1/AAB2b02xgltlxrWqUaYgyKWGa?dl=0

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>haven't had a cold soda since the initial blowout
Willing to trade a hard drive full of rare hentai and porn just for a pack of cold coke, ginger ale or sprite.

>>33904815
Enough for my phone. The battery is beginning to hold smaller and smaller charges. I'm gonna need a new one soon.

>>33904815
You'd be suprised. I have several car batteries hooked up in series, solar and wind chargers, and a power inverter for 110v. It almost takes care of itself if I don't use too much juice.

>>33904720
>>33904815
http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/gadgets/how-to/a10245/pedal-power-how-to-build-a-bike-generator-16627209/

>>33904367

You'd need to rig sails too. Big ones if you're using a cargo ship. Much better off jacking some former sailing ship turned floating restaurant.

>living in north Georgia
>far enough from atlanta to avoid most of the rioting
>hasguns from before, 5.45 vepr with cases of ammo
>living off the land in a more or less deserted area, moving every so often
>driving bronco, doing my best to trade for supplies with services
>passing through a small community one day
>manage to get some gasoline in extange for protecting them for a month
>most days uneventful, small groups of traders pass through
>community seeming to struggle despite this
>two weeks in, see group of 10+ motorcycles and dirtbikes approach
>on guard, this can't be good
>stay watching from roof of a house
>one of communities leaders walks out to greet, what look like raiders
>raiders demand supplies the community can't afford to give away
>threaten to kill everyone unless they can come up with the supplies in 2 days

>>33905700
>community holds meeting trying to decide their options
>only 20 people, 8 men, not all armed
>they certainly can't fight them, everyone on the motorcycles was armed in some way.
>they hold a vote, decide to pack up everything and get out before they came back
>family of 3 approaches me just before the community is about to set out
>father mother and daughter not much younger than me
>anon, we don't have any vehicles that work anymore our chances are slim when they have bikes
>they'll run us down even if we hide in the woods
>"it's probably too much to ask, but our daughter is all we care about anymore and her best chance is if you can take her with you"
>look over to a girl with long straight black hair trying to hide behind her mother
>she's holding onto her coat tight, eyes cast at the ground, looks very shy
>"anon can you do this for us?"
>why not world is already ending, could be exciting
>"if you're sure this is what you want to do I'll honor your request"

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>>33905775
Tfw it won't let me post

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>>33905775
Yadda, yadda, yadda, you save her life from the mean biker gang and you get the poosy.

>>33905775
Man they're kinda pussies. I wouldn't leave my community and run off into God knows where because of a few fucking raiders. I'd evacuate all those who couldn't find,then I'd reinforce the shit out of that place. I'd leave the gate open so they can come in and think we've all left,then have people throw nigger rigged petrol bombs,molotov cocktails and what not from the houses and I'd have men on the roof hiding behind good defenses to pick them off. The utter confusion and horror of seeing their friends burn to death will probably make them panic and become reckless or run away.

>>33904896
How "rare" are we talking about stranger. I have a couple cans of Dr. Pepper or Sierra Mist. Even can give ya a couple of tips to cool them if ya near a river.

i always imagine crashes more like the depression era movies for some reason.
>boot leggers
>irish , jew,italian mafias
>fat cats
>scammers
>20s autoMObeels.

>Heavily fortified our gated community with anti-vehicle ditches and barricades, concertina wired the perimeter wall, with concealed snipers perched in attics.
>Watchtowers were a bad idea, that's asking to get sniped by raiders.
>Aquaponic farms in the middle of the streets, made sure they're out of the raiders' line of sight.
>Sweet potatoes in every available patch of soil
>Making great trade by setting up a doctor's office, getting valuable supplies in return for medical services. Good thing I stockpiled medicines and supplies.

Doing breddy gud. One question, there's this new family that just moved in; both are medical doctors so they are very valuable to us. But they're absolutely starving when they came in. I'm thinking of giving them a can of Mountain House to cheer them up. But how do I give it to them without angering the neighbors that we had a stockpile of freeze-dried food the whole time?

>>33902272
Wowsers good job keeping this board /komfy/ you dumb fuck. Let the Anon LARP. A nigga just wants some hentai

>>33902151
In OP's pic, why wrap the rifle in rags?

I was exploring some wastes the other day when I came across a docile mutant. Here's the story
>creep around corner in abandoned shop
>what looks like it was once a woman turns around to look at me
>normal body save for grey skin and a disgusting head with tentacles
>it doesn't try to fight me
>in fact it sits down on the ground and opens it's legs
>presenting.gif
I pounded that mutant pussy harder than when the bombs dropped.

Who else /anomalyhunter/ here? What the fuck did they even put into those bombs? Fairy dust? I've seen some freaky shit lads.

>>33909375
It hides the profile of the gun and helps with camouflage.

>>33909375
>You see, Ivan, when put rifle in cloth, it won't get cold.

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i have discovered new method for cooking in unclean water comrades

You're listening to Galaxy News Radio and this is your host Three-Dog.

>>33909924
>unclean

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i'm cooking some delicious mutant rat

>>33909924
>Not using the condoms to fuck a qt raider's dead corpse instead.

>>33910119
why would i use a condom for that

>>33910130
>qt raider
>not used as a human fleshlight by her fellow diseased tribesmen.

Gulf Coast Anon here. Been fishing of the coast of South Padre. A community set up on the southern coast. They turned the local schliterbhan into a fortified community. Everything is run on fish. I would kill for some decent steak. Ive been planning on sailing to Mexico. Heard the cartel warlords have done some decent work over there.

>pee in the WC cistern
>now you can use the piss in cistern to flush the toilet without using water

Who /frugal/ here?

Zoneposter here!
We're hearing artillery fire, the blasts are getting more and more frequent. Our spotters on the apartments are reporting mushroom clouds hundreds of miles away. Wonder who's firing them.
Thank God somebody had the presence of mind to bring hydroponic equipment and solar panels. We're rationing out electricity to those who didn't bring their own, turns out those DUGA arrays are a bitch and a half to keep powered. No wonder they built a power plant just for them desu.

>>33912141
Even after the fucking nuclear apocalypse, /k/ still has that shitty word filter. gonna suck if we have to transmit encoded emergency signals with those letters...

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Anyone in Utah here? Everyone thinks this place is only SLC, Moab, and St. George. The in between area is pretty comfy. Just a few rednecks hiding out in old buildings, and food storage heavy families. No spank stuff though because of all the Mormons.

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>>33902151
>trading for erotica
>not just buying sex slaves
>Its the post-apocalypse anon, get with the times