*walks toward you*

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>>33901238
thanks for eating timothy treadwell

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OH HAI BEAR!

* Pick up my tikka t3 in 6.5x55, aim carefully and drop it with one shot center mass *

Just like this swede does(only he uses a blaser).
No need for silly american magnum calibers on soft skinned prey.

https://youtu.be/UMyA_g26QQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Cerq1Q_vE

>>33901238

It's okay, I'm a skinwal...... I shoot it.

*unsheathes 5 inch bowie*

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>>33901238
*blocks your path*

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>be montana fag
>killed 5 grizzles
>killed 2 cubs
>just because
feels good man fuck bears.

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*deploys tactical smoothbore catgirl*

>grabs dual desert eagles
>dump 16 rounds
>gg no re

>>33901341

I wouldn't worry about it

>>33902083
*Bear turns into beargirl*
sorry i don't have a picture.

Do people regularly eat bear meat or are they just hunted for trophies?

>>33901238
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>33903960
bear meat is pretty good. one of my muhreens hunted bear and made jerky which was fuckin delicious

>>33903992
did he get all the worms out first?

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>>33901238
>draw G20
>magdump 16 rounds of 200gr Buffalo Bore 10mm Master Race into bear's head

alternatively, if the bear caught me while I was at work in the office
>draw CZ 2075 while simultaneously disengaging thumb safety
>magdump 15 rounds of 150gr HST into Bear's head
>slide in 19-round mag loaded with 147gr flat-point FMJ
>decide whether or not to magdump 19 rounds into Bear's head
>do it anyway
kek

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>>33904049
fuck off tachanka is pleb tier

>>33903960

Depends on time of year and location. Bear stew is delicious

...always wanted to fuck me a bear.

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Would .40 out of a 4 inch barrel be enough to kill that bear?

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>>33901238
*run towards it*

>>33905483
Yeah, if by .40 you mean 10mm auto and not Short & Weak.

>>33902183

Ikr, no such thing as bears.

>Bear?
>Please stop.

>>33901238
>Offer Picnic basket.
>Watt for park ranger to scold him and make him leave.

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My guts tell me to shoot at him but I won't because he still didn't break the NAP

>>33907609
The bear advocated for socialism and democracy, that's the same thing. It must be magdumped in the fucking head, so to speak.

>>33901238
*whips out a 20mm*

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>>33907621
>bears advocating for socialism
Please, bears are not socialist animals like dogs and cats, that are willing to pay their masters all their effort so they get breadcrumbs and shitty food.

>>33902050
what's wrong with bears?

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Ride his dick

>>33902050
I can only hope this is bait

Animal cruelty is for degenerates and subhumans

>>33908357
Do you eat meat from the store? Congrats, you're a degenerate.

>>33908357
You have no idea how much more of a threat bears are in Montana. In most of the country you can drive an intruding bear back into the wild, but in Montana, YOU are the one intruding. Shoot every bear you see.

>>33904075
Such blasphemy spoken about Lord 'Chanka. Many wall bangs will befall you infidel.

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>>33908949
Underrated

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>>33902083
*kidnaps your monstergirl*

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>>33910846
not if I can help it

>>33906523

There's absolutely nothing dangerous in the woods. Feel free to go hiking without any firearm

>>33910943
i wouldn't worry about it

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>>33901238
Badass Grizzly Armor Guy will take it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WWiPiks1sU

>>33904049
>he bought the micro hst meme

O im laffin

>>33902050
A bear is a noble animal fuck you.

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>>33901238
Fuck off trashboat! (nickname of the local bear) There's nothing in the cans today!

>>33901422
*consider punting but just toss a bag of corn nuts at it instead*

>>33911917

No... not really. They aren't noble. Pic related.

>>33904049
>G20
>buffalo bore

ARE YOU ME?
WHATS IT LIKE BEING AWESOME

>>33901238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3QuqMzZjZc

>>33910846
>What's that bear going to do?
>Why does it have a gun, its already a fucking bear?