What would /k/ do?

>>33899328
Holy shiiet its ben stiller

>>33899328
>Cat is bothering the baby and chasing after it like a pedophile following a little kid
>Retarded deer goes after dog minding its business all the way over to the other block
Let it kill the cat, then shoot it dead for attacking the dog.

>>33899328
>women screaming be generally useless
Shocking

fuck deers dude, there's no way it didn't hear the lady screaming stop

>>33899863
Cat was smarter than the dog, slap momma doe in the face then run like hell.

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>>33899328

Stab it for sure, unless you want a cop to slide his prelubed dick into your ass for ND'ing toward literally a house in every direction with x children and x women.

>>33899863
And what of the fawn? Sex toy?

I don't let my animals roam the neighborhood like some kind of white trash.

>>33899328
I wouldn't let my dogs roam in the neigbhourhood like that but I wouldn't be screaming "NO NO NO" I'd fucking tackle that deer even though I'd probably get seriously hurt doing it

oh and yes I know i'm a retard but I love my dogs god damn it.

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>>33899899
dubs of truth

>>33899328
Honestly?

Go out with a jacket on (because fuck open carrying for any reason) to cover CC.

Run over and make scary noises to get it off my doggo.

If it gets off my doggo that's the end of it, my pupper gets an urgent ride to the vet.

If the deer isn't afraid of people and turns its aggression on me, shoot it from standing so the bullet will land in the grass or splatter on the pavement, then immediately call 911 and explain the situation and that I am leaving to take my dog to X vet clinic. Later, enjoy a freezer of venison steaks with my newly stitched up pupper.

>only gun is an AR
>live in a densely populated area

Probably get a shovel or something and commit to do battle.

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>>33899899
>women being generally useless

Apologize

>>33900019
>unless you want a cop to slide his prelubed dick into your ass for ND'ing
this. charge it and deal with the injuries or whip out the ka-bar

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>>33903018
>he fucking drives off
my sides

>>33900565
Nothing wrong with that, you just love your pupper, and it loves you.

>>33899328
rape the deer into submission

>>33903018
What did that woman expect was going to happen?

>>33903570
There it is

>>33902957
she's so embarrassed
>ywn teach a qt russian soldier how to shoot

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>>33899328
How effective would 9mm be on a doe?

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>>33899328
Shoot it. Technically my dog is my property, I'm legally allowed to kill animals that are destroying my property. Imma commin' doggo.

>>33906930
Depends where you hit.

>>33906930
https://www.buffalobore.com/index.php?l=product_detail&p=388
just fine

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>>33903018
Oh Jesus, I can't breathe

>>33902957
All things considering, at least she kept the muzzle pointed down range.

>>33899328
How about shoot it cause it's a fucking deer
They're dumb as fuck and carry ticks fucking EVERYWHERE
Why do you actually need to let it bruise a dog before you have a reason to make a live action version of Bambi?

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>>33908383
Because if she gets along with my dog she might be worth taking home to have another kind of hot load shot into her.

>>33908407
>fucking large rats

>>33899328
I’d shoot it WAY more than necessary for attacking my dog. Then get it processed and feed it all to my pupper as he heals.

>>33906930
legal to hunt with in the great state of Washington. The law only specifies bullet diameter so you could technically hunt elk with a Makarov.

>>33899328
>Not posting superior version.
https://youtu.be/Ltpw3IUa0qA

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>>33899328
I've killed for less.

>>33903018
>not wearing her seatbelt
>Too busy thinking about 40 different fucking trite, low priority things at once and is blind to the world around her
She deserves ever one of those broken ribs and that concussion, desu.

Bayonet charge